Cutest Couple That You Will Miss Your Ex😥

hey babe I got something here for

you

okay here this is for

you take it why um you know I just think

that ever since we got married you've

just been really Frugal with our money

and I just wanted to let you know that I

appreciate it and I think that you

deserve a shopping spree I'm

confused I just went to the bank and

it's like you know what you deserve to

just shop and get what you want I think

you deserve to just go shop without

having to worry about how much you're

spending and I could buy whatever I want

whatever you want no it's not a lot but

I think you should just spend

it I'm a Frugal Shopper this is going to

get me like a whole new wardrobe that's

true but I want you to spend all that

money on you get whatever you want and I

don't have to tell you don't have to

tell

me I'll take you wherever you want right

now or you can spend it later that's up

to

you could the outlet mall let's go to

the outlet mall babe I was thinking last

night what do you know any way it could

get

longer by

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chance excuse me like I was just

thinking about it last night and I was

wondering if there's any way you could

how [ __ ] long do you want it huh do

you think I was born with a horse one

what a horse Meer is that what you I was

born with what do you want you want a

[ __ ] ruler is that what you

want we can go on am on right now in

order the extreme toys I mean the ones

that go from here to here foot long

[ __ ] is that what you want what's

wrong you don't want a little bit more

do I [ __ ] look like black Superman to

you what's up does Superman have a

beard like chin hair I don't think he

is the [ __ ] you talking about I was

wondering how you could like grow your

your your beard hair a little bit

more

possible what are you talking about

as high as it grows oh I heard if you

shaving I don't know I'm not shaving

what I have I worked hard for this so I

shaving it okay sh what me and my

husband are fighting y sure are this is

serious so serious he thinks that if I

was a zombie and we're talking like

World War Z zombie like fast like like

that he could easily take me out and he

said

that because you as a zombie everybody's

going to need I'll be like hey her one

weakness real tough yeah so tough but

the one thing that could take you out is

you just get your hands like this and

you do a

little you just give a little tickle

you're just that was not funny you go to

bite and you

go you just give it a

little she's done for it she can't do it

stop oh oh serious this is serious this

is her serious voice cuz she's a how

dare she's a serious

zombie give him your a I will say this

momy I'm going to be a serious zombie oh

you baby you're such a serious zombie

you're so

serious can I please have a crispy

chicken

burger chicken um just onion only on

that

please and they Small Fry chips sorry

po

juice and a large t water

please do you want anything honey no I'm

okay thank you that's all oh actually a

small chocolate

Frosty okay your accent is actually

really good I was like oh my gosh like I

didn't know herione Granger eats Wendy's

go

babe is it hot here or is it just me

I think it's really really hot it's

really hot like get coming it's hot it's

[Laughter]

hot yeah it's hot don't turn the air

conditioning on here's your

dessert oh my

gosh screw that I'll take

you wow that was good stop

yeah I think I'm going to buy it this

will be so fun here wait hold on let me

here use my card no I think I have

my I have my card no I am paying for it

it's fine it's for me so just no don't

worry I got I have my card just let me

pay for it not taking no for an answer

fine what what was that you broke my

sunglasses oh my God wait wait no no

wait wait wait I have tape I have

tape oh wait actually I don't have tape

I'm

sorry

um do you want to just what on Earth was

that do you just want to go ahead and

use yours also we got our Amazon box

today oh my oh my

gosh I think it finally came but we can

wait until we get oh my God to open it

that is be in the

forehead what are you doing that did not

hurt that bad oh did I actually break

your

glasses no here's two easy steps to

deescalate arguments with your wife okay

so first one I want you just to start an

argument and I want you to watch what I

do what do you want me to do anything

you're a natural at starting argument so

go I don't know

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um you haven't taken me out on a date in

like a

month and that one usually quiets them

down for at least at least a couple

hours but yeah if you just need some

space that's a great first technique and

then technique number two go ahead and

start another

argument I don't know what you want me

to say start an argument um you're

really good at it

so okay um you told me you were going to

do dishes uh and they've been in the

think for like two days you sound

exactly like your

mom and that one will keep her quiet for

about a

week I want to go get a w ice

first you heard me Lex what are you

doing Lex why you IGN IGN me

Lex why you ignoring

me what's wrong with

[Laughter]

you what in the [ __ ] Adam's family I

didn't want to show

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you what

L what is

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going is this

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AA you're a rock and roll dog oh my God

can you go change can you go change

right what is

that hold let me get up I'm

F legs you got my new look you got to go

change

go change I what I'm wearing just go I

have to grab something really quick

could you guys watch my boyfriend for

me

um okay well random fun facts for you I

guess uh did you know that the color of

hydranges is dependent on the soy

lithin yeah uh ants don't have

lungs most ginger cats or orange cats

are

males

um Cookie Monster's real name is Sid hey

babe

sorry how was he

what you guys to talk about oh I just

have fun facts fun facts no I have more

about Wes and

kangaroos thanks guys okay guys I got

the period simulator period pain

simulator I know it's not going to even

be half of what or a spec of what we go

through but it's going to be over

exaggerated girl probably made this [ __ ]

and it's still not going feel me all you

complaining girls saying I got my period

cramp shit's ain't nothing if you ain't

never been kicked into the balls which

you never have cuz you don't have them

then you experience [ __ ] wow me okay no

lower setting lower setting he says all

that just to say lower setting lowest

setting bro don't do that to me come on

okay no yeah it starts on the lowest

setting how you know it's the lowest

setting I swear Alexi I'm going to pull

this is on a okay let's go ready this is

one that's level

one it's just like is it good like it's

just vibrating oh my God there's a FedEx

truck that's two wait wait wait wait no

we're not on two that's one

still

two I'm about to take a [ __ ] OV

exaggerate cuz it's metal it's

middle go up one okay we'll go to

three I feel in my balls girls you feel

it in your [ __ ] and that pain does

not feel good it's not painful it's like

like [ __ ] it's not painful look at him

on level three that [ __ ] started to hurt

real quick hold on balls are vibrating

okay I think I can go

higher turn down a little bit let me

talk okay I'll shut it

off okay here I'm going really do this

[ __ ] come on this [ __ ] ain't nothing bro

are you soft ass girls I'mma really show

you what a [ __ ] pain feels like level

one on word is Bor word is

Bor this [ __ ] got some sh this [ __ ] got

some Shock to it they got some okay I

don't think I can make

it what the start like rumbl in my tummy

like

n it's on

three this [ __ ] got to be a prank y

simulator some girl made this [ __ ] and

it just intensified it times a million

just to like try to fake boys out bro

this [ __ ]

in my intestines God damn it girls being

kicked in the balls still hurts

worse somebody make that similater damn

you got your nails done let me see uh

next time you should get the bubble bath

Nails the what the bubble bath

Nails

what how do you know about that I you

know what next time you should get a low

fade with a be in the back wait wait

what wait what B that's that's all you

got yeah these are good don't make me

turn back around come on what do you

mean I said I would buy you anything off

the menu and that's all you get yeah

this is for dinner the whole thing a

large yeah just fries for dinner come on

we're going back no what else am I going

to get here take my sandwich no come on

I can't there's that bab you need to eat

these are from just you can't just eat

fries for

dinner what is

that this is what I wanted I get that's

what you wanted but you can't just eat

fries for dinner we're going to get you

something do you want to go to a

different store then and get you

something no I like Popeyes so you want

to go get chicken then you need to eat

something else than

fries some chicken or something here

take my chicken sandwich here you

go we can go back to the store let's go

which one are you giving me your

sandwich or we going back to the store

do you want the sandwich you'll take it

okay here now you just e fries yeah okay

that makes it that makes it better you

know what I'm saying yeah I care more

about you than me okay that makes sense

thank you no problem no

problem these car are buting I could

definitely be chilling with these hey

baby is that

necessary what is this it's your water

water yes when's the last time anybody

has made a water tornado like that

everyone everyone does it everyone does

it who the hell is everyone everyone

what is this it's water this is not

water I'm telling you it's water I see

particle there's no particles in there

just drink it who's I've never seen

anybody spin water like that you trying

to drink did I do something to you I

don't know did

you did I did you all right if I let

this why is it a freaking a Glass Straw

cuz you can drink it

better drink it yes it comes up

faster you drink it take a sip I don't

want it a little bit I don't want it

here take a sip no you drink it take a

sip can you just take a sip of it

please it's good it's good it quenches

your

thirst i a i it quenches your thirst I

am not

stupid I have stupid look at my does it

say as stupid though my tast it does I

don't think so all right all

right you drink that

[ __ ] so you want to try like the new

spot or you want to go to where we

always go gate of Life open you've been

waiting for that moment huh you rocking

them Rock Le joints again I see you like

them got them Anthony davises them 8s do

you like them you should have filled in

the middle no youan why would I do that

that's not the point of that look at

them things some things look like they

got

bbl's things

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is thick why did you look like that

thick they're cute they thick like me

though let me hear you say it Gat life

say open

open that's what I'm talking about babe

look freaking hot no go back in the

house and I'm not going back in the

house you know what you look like what

you look like that lemur off Madagascar

why would you even say that it's cute

and all but I mean it's not like you

know I I wouldn't date it you'll be a

nice pet you know so you're calling me a

pet no I'm just saying like the way you

look you no mommy it don't matter how

you say it it don't make it sound better

I'm just saying things

is

thick things is thick you okay get ready

with me while I tell you why my husband

is allowed to have four

wives

what

look you I'm making a video

I know but you just

said I can have four

wives this is I made

it Le I can have four wives snacks I'm

making a video I'm I'm about to tell

them

why we're never even talking about this

before so why can't I have four

wives you okay okay with that I'm not

falling for this

let you know what I don't feel like

getting ready today

what

Le what about the four

wives where you

going you just said I got four wi and

then walk

off

huh bab bab guess what what I got a new

car I have my keys and everything like

it's actually mine oh my God congrats

your parents actually how do I show it

to you did your parents actually buy you

a car no but I have a car I have the

keys and I want to show it to you that's

what car I got you didn't buy a car you

that's what car I got you can't afford a

car what' you buy a bicycle my dream

car your dream car yeah you didn't buy

that what a range r R

yeah you did not buy a range I swear

I'll show you you did not you did not

buy a Range Rover I didn't buy it but I

have it it's

mine who bought you Range Rover I didn't

unless you used my you did not use my

money to buy use your money doesn't

matter who got it I want to show it to

you what who got you the Range Rover

doesn't matter tell me right now like

it's my name tell me right now it's a

friend old friend friend an old friend

like literally he's old and a friend but

it's okay who your dad your uncle your

grandpa how old how

friendly I didn't have to do anything I

just like he just said he wanted to

spoil me and like um take me out to

dinner I just had to send him a photo on

my

feet and then he bought me the

car how good is

that what you did not send him a photo

of your face I got Range Rover you did

not send a photo of your give me the

keys for a sec give me the keys you want

to yeah I want to see it give me the

keys see

it my car Chris my today we're going to

do a highly anticipated Q&A

wo so first Logan's going to tell you

how we met so sorry so first s slow down

mess up what was that I messed up so

first what do you mean you messed up so

NCH let me keep going with hold on what

am I to you what is that a ring you just

forget my name it sounds the same no it

doesn't are you okay Nash Logan it's

like the fact that you're even trying to

make that work is just beyond me

okay why first of all Who's

Logan where do you know him from and

where does he live um cuz he's going to

die Logan Paul I was watching the prime

stuff I'm here at the

controversy I'm sorry I didn't mean to

you weren't supposed to catch on that

fast it's just for the video you weren't

supposed to catch on that

fast I have to watch it back to see your

reaction now oh my God fine that scare

me how you feel your levels are resist

my quar is all been

increase y'all can y'all watch my

husband real quick so I can go use the

bathroom I'll be right back okay me

watch your husband be good I'll be

back don't act up

now that's what I'm doing I'm eating

hiachi

I'm meeting

hii

Dan meeting

Kachi I'm eating

Himi you

behaving yeah I'm a grown man they just

watch him eat Habachi you

sure it's good too and let know y'all

sing that song on me I'm

meeting oh my God

meeting before we go in I just have a

question oh my

God okay so say we go to bed tonight

everything's perfectly

normal like we wake up you roll over

and I'm a

stick what like you mean like you're

dead no I'm like a I I'm a stick I just

wake up as a

stick and I have like a mouth that I I

can talk to you and stuff maybe eyes I

don't know I don't know what sck sck yes

like a piece of a tree like an actual

branch of a tree not a branch you're

asking me if I roll over and wake up

next to you and you're a stick would you

still love me if I if you woke up

tomorrow and I was a

stick like I'm just L laying on the bed

a stick yeah I would I would get you out

of the bed immediately do you know what

sticks have on them you would flick me

off the bed if a stick's if I wake up in

a stick and I'm laying next to a

stick I'm thinking you're chopping wood

at night and you left some in the bed or

something then you wouldn't love me if I

was a stick well how would I know it was

you I would say hey baby and then I

would I would yeah imagine waking up

next to a stick that says hey baby how'd

you sleep what would you do what do you

mean would I love you if you're a stick

you wouldn't love me if I was a sck if I

knew you were a stick and but you can't

ask that question you can't say if you

woke up and rolled over and I saw a

stick talking to me I'd think who slid

something in my drink last night okay

what if we woke up I was a stick I was

able to talk to you and be like hey babe

like unfortunately I'm a

stick hey babe say that again let's

let's act it out hey babe uh hold on I'm

going to wake

up what the heck good morning babe

unfortunately I'm

mistake that is unfortunate but

fortunately we need firewood wait

after all this time if I turned into a

stick why a stick what if I had no I

don't know what else you couldn't have

thought of something more comfortable to

cuddle I ain't cuddling you as a

stick you could use me

like fish I

don't I could still

talk it does nothing for me I'm sorry

news flash I don't need a stick that

talks I got three kids that talk way too

much so now we're clear you wouldn't

love me if I turn to now we're clear

that's a ridiculous question you never

know I think I do know somebody could I

wake up next to you and you're a stick

there's a huge problem and you're not

staying in the bed we'll figure out

where you are we'll find you but what if

I woke up as a

bear I'd shoot you