I Have Horrible News
Summary
TLDRIn this energetic and candid monologue, the host Britney Broski shares her personal experiences and thoughts on various topics, ranging from her preferences in beverages and snacks to her emotional journey with an Irishman she met on a dating app. She humorously discusses her strategies for navigating romantic relationships in the modern era, her love for Texas A&M, and her reflections on the music that has shaped her life. The transcript is interspersed with her spontaneous and relatable musings on life, love, and pop culture.
Takeaways
- ð€ The Broski Report is hosted by Britney from Los Angeles, California, and features a unique and humorous delivery style.
- 𥀠Britney enjoys having a variety of beverages at restaurants, including water, caffeinated drinks, and a sweet option like Diet Coke.
- ð A character named Stanley is mentioned, who seems to be a pet or a figurine that Britney takes care of and includes in her discussions.
- ð Britney references a 'vacant Throne' and discusses a 'Game of Love' and 'Game of Thrones,' indicating a narrative or metaphor she uses in her discussions.
- ð€£ The script includes humorous and exaggerated elements, such as implementing the guillotine as a form of punishment in 'Broski Nation'.
- ð¶ Music plays a significant role in the script, with Britney expressing her love for various artists and songs, including The Weeknd and Somo.
- ð Britney shares a personal story about an emotional connection with an Irishman she met on a dating app, which eventually led to disappointment.
- ð There's mention of an Irish-themed party and traditional Irish music, indicating a cultural celebration or event.
- ð Britney talks about her plans to visit Ireland in July and her ongoing connection to the Irishman despite their communication issues.
- ð She expresses nostalgia for her time at Texas A&M and the impact it had on her life, including the presence of the George H.W. Bush Presidential Library on campus.
- ð¬ The script is filled with pop culture references, personal anecdotes, and a mix of serious and comedic content, reflecting Britney's multifaceted personality and interests.
Q & A
What is the main theme of the Broski Report in this transcript?
-The main theme of the Broski Report in this transcript revolves around the host's personal experiences and thoughts, particularly focusing on her interactions with an Irishman she met on a dating app, her feelings of emotional connection and subsequent disappointment, and her reflections on modern dating dynamics.
How does the host describe her initial interaction with the Irishman on the dating app?
-The host describes the initial interaction with the Irishman as having instant chemistry, with engaging and humorous back-and-forth conversations about potential first dates, which she found attractive and exciting.
What changes did the host notice in the Irishman's behavior over time?
-Over time, the host noticed that the Irishman started to respond slower and became less engaged in their conversations, which she attributed to the typical pattern of men losing interest in online interactions.
How does the host express her feelings about the Irishman's decreased communication?
-The host expresses feelings of disappointment and humiliation, stating that she had opened herself up to the potential of a meaningful connection, but ultimately faced rejection and the end of their interaction.
What cultural references does the host make regarding the Irishman and their potential relationship?
-The host makes several cultural references related to Ireland, such as speaking in an Irish accent, mentioning traditional Irish folk songs, and referring to Irish stereotypes like the name 'Sheamus' for her hypothetical son.
What is the 'guillotine' mentioned in the transcript and how is it related to the host's dating experiences?
-The 'guillotine' is a metaphor used by the host to describe a form of punishment or consequence for those who 'wrong' her in the context of dating, specifically referring to the end of a relationship or the loss of interest by the other party.
How does the host discuss the concept of emotional boundaries in the context of dating?
-The host discusses the concept of emotional boundaries by sharing her decision to insulate her emotions when she senses that a connection might not be reciprocated. She expresses frustration with the idea of having to protect herself emotionally in dating, but acknowledges the necessity of setting boundaries to avoid disappointment.
What is the significance of the song 'Heartless' by The Weeknd in the context of this transcript?
-The song 'Heartless' by The Weeknd is significant as it reflects the host's emotional state of wanting to distance herself from emotional vulnerability in dating, as she identifies with the theme of being 'heartless' in the context of her experiences.
What are some of the other songs and artists mentioned by the host in relation to her personal experiences and feelings?
-The host mentions several songs and artists, including 'Party Monster' and 'Montreal' by The Weeknd, 'The Hills' which is associated with the 50 Shades of Grey soundtrack, and 'Earned It' by The Weeknd. She also reminisces about her high school years listening to artists like Somo, Just Rain, and others.
How does the host feel about the modern dating culture and its impact on women?
-The host expresses dissatisfaction with the modern dating culture, particularly the narrative that women need a provider and protector. She criticizes the idea of women having to adopt certain behaviors to attract men and the pressure to maintain a certain image to be desired.
What is the host's stance on the Grammy Awards in relation to an artist's cultural impact?
-The host questions the relevance of the Grammy Awards as a measure of an artist's cultural impact, suggesting that while winning a Grammy is an honor, it may not always accurately reflect an artist's influence on the music industry, especially considering that The Weeknd, despite being the most globally streamed artist on Spotify, has only won four Grammys.
Outlines
ð€ Introduction and Personal Anecdotes
The host, Britney Broski, opens the Broski Report from Los Angeles, sharing personal preferences for beverages at restaurants and introducing the show's setting. Britney also discusses a vacant throne to the left, Stanley the pet, and the various beverages in front of her. The segment ends with a teaser about horrifying news and a mention of a character named Stanley, setting the stage for the episode's themes.
ð Rule Changes and Punishments in Broski Nation
Britney Broski addresses the Broski Nation with updates on rule changes, including the outlawing of a certain behavior and the introduction of the Guillotine as a form of punishment. She explains the process and her reasoning behind these changes, as well as her thoughts on the military-industrial complex and its relation to torture. The segment also includes a musical interlude where Britney sings in French, showcasing her multilingual abilities and cultural interests.
ð Irishman Dilemma and Personal Reflections
Britney shares her experience with an Irishman she met on a dating app, detailing their initial connection and the subsequent decline in communication. She reflects on the emotional impact of this experience and her decision to throw an Irish-themed party. The segment also touches on her plans to visit Ireland and her feelings of humiliation and frustration with the situation.
ð¶ Music and Nostalgia
Britney discusses her love for music, particularly songs by The Weeknd, and how they relate to her current emotional state. She talks about her past experiences with music, including her high school phase and the artists she was obsessed with at the time. The segment is filled with personal anecdotes and a deep dive into the impact of music on her life.
ð Dating Struggles and Emotional Boundaries
Britney opens up about her struggles with dating and the emotional games often played in romantic pursuits. She expresses her frustration with the need to maintain boundaries and protect her emotions, while also desiring connection and affection. The segment includes a candid discussion on her mindset towards relationships and the societal pressures faced by women in the dating scene.
ðµ Favorite Songs and Musical Influences
Britney shares her current favorite songs, including tracks by The Weeknd, and reflects on the artists who have influenced her over the years. She talks about the emotional connection she has with certain songs and how they resonate with her personal experiences. The segment is a celebration of music and its power to evoke memories and emotions.
ðïž Broski Merchandise and Upcoming Plans
Britney promotes the Broski Nation merchandise and encourages listeners to purchase it to be part of the community. She also announces the return of the Royal Court in April and teases the first episode. The segment concludes with Britney expressing her love for her audience and reminding them to watch her YouTube content for more updates.
Mindmap
Keywords
ð¡Broski Nation
ð¡Emotional Connection
ð¡Dating App
ð¡Emotional Insulation
ð¡Patriarchy
ð¡Self-Sufficiency
ð¡Tinder
ð¡The Weeknd
ð¡Cultural Impact
ð¡Grammys
Highlights
The Broski Report is hosted by Britney from Los Angeles, California.
Britney enjoys having a variety of beverages when dining out, including water, caffeine, and a sweet drink like Diet Coke.
The Broski Nation is facing a challenge with filling a vacant throne.
Stanley, a pet, is described as being well taken care of despite being on a stool and not a throne.
Britney discusses a new rule change in the Broski Nation involving the Guillotine.
The Guillotine is being implemented as a form of punishment in the Broski Nation.
Britney references the movie 'The Goonies' and identifies with the character Sloth.
There's a mention of a failed connection with an Irishman on a dating app.
Britney talks about her plans to attend a Hosier's show in Dublin and her conflicted feelings about potentially contacting the Irishman.
The podcast is sponsored by Zach do, a platform for finding and booking doctors.
Factor is another sponsor, providing nutritious and delicious ready-to-eat meals.
Britney expresses her frustration with the dating app experience and the loss of connection with the Irishman.
She discusses the impact of the Irishman's slow responses and her realization of the situation.
Britney talks about missing her time at Texas A&M and the culture there.
The podcast features a rant about Ireland and the Irishman, showcasing Britney's humorous and candid personality.
Britney shares her love for the songs 'Heartless' by The Weeknd, 'Party Monster', 'Montreal', and 'The Hills'.
She also mentions her admiration for Somo, a singer from Texas, and his song 'Ride'.
Britney talks about her high school days and her love for the song 'Just Rain' by Just Rain.
The podcast ends with Britney encouraging listeners to watch her YouTube content and get Broski Nation merch.
Transcripts
direct from the Broski Nation
headquarters in Los Angeles California
this is the Broski Report with your host
Britney
Broski Broski
Nation I come to you with a hole in my
heart
today please strap in sit down grab a
snack maybe a beverage maybe three okay
when I go to a restaurant I like to have
a multitude a Myriad of beverages in
front of me okay I need a water I need
some form of caffeine caffeinated
beverage if you will usually a cafe
boell and then I need something sweet
usually a Diet Coke all right I got all
three of those in front of me please go
ahead and and get your snackies get
seated it's about to get [Â __Â ] for
real I
have horrifying news to tell
you we are once again back to [Â __Â ]
square
one take all the chess pieces off the
board every single front runner in the
Game of Love in the Game of Thrones
truly
to I don't know fill the vacant seat
that is my right hand actually my left
hand CU right hand Stanley okay
Stanley's on one of those little gesture
stools he doesn't get a throne okay but
he's there he's right there with me okay
I feed him all right there's a little
ankle chain around him he's strapped to
the wall doesn't matter dude he gets fed
twice a day and watered sunlight on the
weekends okay he's fine don't worry
about Stanley you mind your [Â __Â ]
business first of all he's got his
little stool I gave him a fidget toy
he's fine okay all that slime I bought
last week I told you about guess who's
got it Stanley in his little cell with
the rats he's on his stool okay
he's Stanley okay that's what he's doing
don't worry about it to my left to my
left sits a vacant Throne okay what is
to be done about this predicament we've
held auditions we have tried and tribul
to fill the seat nothing seems to be
working I don't know what else I can do
Broski Nation I'm at my [Â __Â ] wits end
at this
point the Irishman done the Irishman
[Â __Â ] forget about it he pissed me off
we've never even spoken on the phone he
pissed me off he's done okay dude I'm
just not really in the business of doing
all
that new
ruer he
he penny for the
paper extra extra r all about it no rule
implemented in broki nation you're not
going to want to miss this Her Majesty
addresses the masses at noon today don't
miss it she'll have your
head shut up just spit everywhere
[Â __Â ] monster [Â __Â ] growling
disgusting gross monster I'm that [Â __Â ]
from The Goonies what's his name I bet
he was real sweet actually
Goonies big
monster yeah dude I'm the Cyclops
dude I'm the Cyclops dude who's the big
guy The Goonies that's me
dude sloth that's his name I am sloth
dude Gather in the courtyard Her Majesty
sloth will be addressing the public
that's me I come up I'm in I'm in
robes what was I [Â __Â ]
saying oh here's the rule change [Â __Â ]
is now officially outlawed if you [Â __Â ]
on me you [Â __Â ] on me and mine Guillotine
new rule change also so this is a 1A
part one A Part 1 b 1 a [Â __Â ]
outlawed stop [Â __Â ] on me rule 1B
Guillotine the guillotine is now a
formidable encouraged and welcomed form
of punishment in Broski Nation now
punishment might be a bit of a euphemism
right there's no coming back from this
punishment we talked about drawing and
quartering guess what Guillotine is now
being implemented okay last episode I
think I talked about implementing some
f-18s while we're beefing up the
military we're beefing up the the sort
of we're beefing up the sort of
technological military complex at the
same time beefing up the medieval Primal
visceral sort of torture as well okay
torture goes hand inand with military
operations trust me I watch Jack Ryan
okay trust me
bro that Reddit picture Source trust me
bro good enough for me that's literally
all of Tik Tok when everyone's like I
was reading this article the other day
no you watch the Tik talk of someone who
was eloquent they could have been lying
out of their ass I do that all the time
I lie on the internet you [Â __Â ] don't
even know you [Â __Â ] never clock me
anyway [Â __Â ] outlawed Guillotine
in-law Guillotine
in-law Guillotine okay now I have two
figures in mind who are going to go
ahead and give it going to be the the uh
ceremonial guinea pig if you will okay
and they are both
men both
men I think we're going to start by
chopping off the sort of like wenus
moment um the wenus of the nether you
know not this wenus the wenus of the
below okay uh below the button if you
will now it's going to be a sort of
modified Guillotine from traditionally
what you've seen it's not the French
we're not doing we're not doing the
French
okay is that how you say welcome in
French
oh
I
that clip of me singing the French
national anthem went viral on Tik Tok
don't know why maybe because I [Â __Â ]
killed maybe because I'm fluent and
cultured okay and guess what you don't
even want to hear me sing Selen Dion in
French because I will because I
[Music]
will what are the
words
Poco yes
dude lyrics how do you say lyrics in
French oh let's get it
dude [Â __Â ] where'd it
go I'm gonna do this whole first verse
y'all gonna have to sit with me through
this
I'm
eating
damn oh
[Music]
[Â __Â ]
that's
it damn y'all need to go listen to that
song I kind of just ate that up what's
the bridge hold
[Music]
on
Mon
Mon Mon damn I could
go period [Â __Â ] what's the translation
of this
song I'll go get your heart if you take
it somewhere else even in your even if
in your dances others dance your hours
I'll go get your soul in the colds of
the Flames I'll cast a spell on you for
you to still love me damn [Â __Â ] that's
actually okay so going back to the plot
point at hand introducing the guillotine
into the Broski Nation sort of mid
military-industrial complex as a form of
punishment and torture that is accepted
by the government government being me
okay we are now going to implement first
of all po mon by selon gets played as
you're being your your penis is being
jerked and chopped by the guillotine
okay it's actually going to be a law
change when your penis is getting jerked
do you
moan
okay question for the fellows when your
peanuts is getting jerked by the ball do
you
moan just let me know okay I'm kind of
I'm out of the loop on that I've been
out of the game for for for a while okay
for a hot second are you moaning and
whimpering the way that women want you
to when someone's jorking it okay let's
say someone's yanking on
it
oh thank God I fired my therapist she is
not going to be watching all this okay
back to the goon's big
monster okay here's the update
irishman's done okay that is so
unfortunate because I was just about to
announce that we have entered the month
of St Patrick what do I mean by that I
mean Ireland what do I mean by Ireland I
mean Hosier all roads lead back to
Hosier okay every Irishman that I was
going to affiliate with speak to
converse with um is a means to an end do
you know Andrew hos your burn no moving
on do you have a cousin or friend all
y'all kind of look alike okay do you
know someone who knows someone who
actually knows Andrew hose your burn
okay that was going to be the sort of
course of action one that's been
stricken Struck striken from the record
okay now moving forward I am looking
back retroactively and thinking
retrospectively excuse me I'm thinking
maybe it was kind of stupid to put
myself in Dublin on the dating app that
I used of course the premium version
maybe it was kind of not the brightest
idea to put myself in a country um eight
hours away okay eight hours time
difference that flight's going to be
something crazy okay that was not the
smartest idea on my behalf now that
being said my Irishman who I still if he
texted me I would answer okay I knew
this was going to happen I predicted
this because I'm a scary [Â __Â ] witch
Tauruses aren't usually witches okay
usually that's in my experience Virgos
Virgo women are witches actually that's
a lie my friend Katie's a taist and
she's a witch so I check back maybe I'm
not a witch maybe I could be if I went
to witch school that's a different thing
that's actually a book I'm going to
write as well okay this Irishman um I
predicted this I knew this was going to
happen because I'm smart and I'm uh
worldly we matched it was instant
chemistry it was fir Flames just I mean
I think this is what the The Poets of
old used to write about this sort of
Love Pride and Prejudice was based on me
and this Irish dude on on this dating
app okay then things took a turn for the
worst when reality kicked in right
that'll do it when the 9o5 work schedule
kicked in kill myself um he slowly
started to respond slower and slower as
to be
expected he would get back to me within
one to two business days days and at
this I was completely understanding he
has a 9o5 I fart online for a job now
that being said how [Â __Â ] hard is it
to pick up WhatsApp and double tap a
message what if we were
co-parenting what if we were
co-parenting and I needed
alimony what is
alimony financial support that a person
is ordered by a court to give to their
spouse during separation or following
divorce alimony and child support [Â __Â ]
what about our children what about young
Sheamus what about young Sheamus o
Flanigan you're not thinking about our
boy you're not thinking about our
boy I'm marry an Irishman and start
speaking in an Irish accent not how it
works you're not thinking about our boy
Sheamus will
Flanigan his father used to work the
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off you're not thinking about our little
boy Sheamus all flan again he's going to
open his own pob one
day I've just never felt more humiliated
in my life I had my Irishman and I lost
him and it was out out of my control and
now I'm stuck here uh it's my party and
I'll cry if I want to okay I'm throwing
an Irishman themed party and I'm going
to sit in the corner and [Â __Â ] sob and
make everyone look at me and we're going
to play traditional Irish folk songs
we're playing Celtic music we're playing
sha no okay let me play some Shawn no
for you [Â __Â ] let me let me culture
you
[Â __Â ]
y'all don't know jack [Â __Â ] about all
[Music]
this and now our son Sheamus o Flanigan
brosi will never know the sweet melodic
historical tradition of Shaun no singing
Because you [Â __Â ] on
me what am I supposed to do
he stopped responding which I knew was
going to happen because you cannot have
a meaningful connection through a dating
app now there have been cases proven to
the opposite which I know oh I met my
husband on and of course [Â __Â ] Tick
Tock [Â __Â ] Tik Tok is showing me
here's how I met my Irish husband isn't
that right babe and his Ginger ass is in
the background like that's that's
[Â __Â ] right a
why when will it be my
turn okay that's my simple question when
will it be my turn I'm not asking for
much I'm asking for I'm not even asking
for a husband I'm asking for a partner
to co-parent my son Sheamus with he's
four he can't
read
somebody help my
son you want to know something really
actually I don't want to say this
actually yeah I will you know I'm I'm
still jorking it to the I'm still
jorking my peanuts to the Quinn audio of
my my Irishman who makes Quinn audios on
the Christian app Quinn
um I think he uploads like once a week I
don't [Â __Â ] know he um I have listened
to those audios so many times stay with
me stay with me I have listened to those
audios so many times I have started to
sort of internally by accident
familiarize myself with the Irish accent
to the point where I can imitate it okay
I never used to be able to do an Irish
accent I would say I'm about 70% there
now okay I have listened to so many
hours hard minutes of those audios I'm
I'm I'm rocking with what you guys are
putting
down should I take land off the
map now if I do that I can't put it back
up now let one more Irishman [Â __Â ] on me
nuke nukes bomb them bomb them keep
bombing them bomb them
again my proposal air strikes bomb them
have to play
that let one more Irishman [Â __Â ] on me
and make me feel stupid fool me twice
fool fool me once shame on me fool me
twice wait is the charge Bush
quote there's an old saying in
Tennessee I know it's in Texas probably
in Tennessee it says fool me once shame
on shame on you fool me you can't get
fooled
again that's me for real fool me once
shame on you fool me twice I'm nuking
your [Â __Â ] country country to them we
are the infidels my resolution air
strikes bomb them bomb them keep bombing
them bomb them again and
again meet to Ireland if one more Ginger
adjacent man makes me feel stupid and
waste my time okay let the record
reflect this is not an actual security
threat to the country of Ireland and I
do mean the Republic of Ireland not
Northern Ireland okay I'm kind of
grouping you'all in with the UK okay cuz
you belong to the UK now that is a a
topic I could get into on a separate
okay we want a we want a unionized
Ireland we want a United Ireland okay
for that um but for the sake of this I
am speaking about the Republic of
Ireland because that's where he [Â __Â ]
lives he's in
Dublin
OH you think he's jorking other
girls you think he's jking
and can't think about it I I'll get mad
never met this man in person oh I'll get
mad anyway dude alimony child support
financial support for me and my son
Sheamus you [Â __Â ] on me you [Â __Â ] on me
and Sheamus okay and that's child abuse
and I'm taking you to court because I
will not have my man be on the other
side of the [Â __Â ] planet making a fool
of me and mine all of brosi nation is
mine okay you guys are my realm my
Dominion he's making a fool of me he's
making a fool of you y'all should be
personally affected by
this oh
dude y'all should be livid if not more
Angry than me okay and that's just how
the cookie crumbles and have you ever
seen the bloopers from Bruce Almighty
separate I'm going on a tangent have you
ever seen the bloopers from Bruce
Almighty if not pause this go watch them
when I'm having a bad day like when my
Irishman is jorking other girls I watch
that blooper real uh cuz it makes me get
okay
now if I'm in Ireland okay all that
being said Okay that was sort of uh act
one this is going to be act two of the
Ireland rant
um I'm still going to be in Dublin in
July okay that is not changing I will be
at hosier's show in Dublin if I'm in
Dublin and I happen to I don't know
drunkenly fire off a WhatsApp message to
the man in question would you
guys sentence me to the
guillotine would that be upsetting as a
viewer to see me go back to my Irishman
who jerked I actually didn't even
explain what he did he didn't really do
anything he's just he's become slow to
respond okay I knew this was going to
happen I knew that the idea of us
texting for five months potentially
FaceTiming whatever um was a long shot
and most likely not going to happen
because men lose interest they like a
shiny new toy and they lose interest um
that's why you sort of sometimes get
sucked into this spiral of like well I
have to show him my body and now what
after the [Â __Â ] shininess of your body
wears off and now you're just humiliated
double because it's like oh I guess my
body wasn't enough for you too I'm going
to kill myself for real I obviously
didn't do that I don't do that because
there's a a privacy thing kind of
involved there I also have tattoos are
identifiable I'm not sending nudies if
any of y'all are seeing Britney brosi
nudies you're not I guarantee you you're
not just know it's not me if any of you
[Â __Â ] are on grinder and you see
somebody on there comeb your girl and
it's a nudie not me okay I can confirm I
can confirm okay because if someone was
on grinder it's going to be actually me
that account is going to be verified
okay need me a gay boyfriend need me a
bisexual boyfriend please hit my [Â __Â ]
DM dude if you are ideally again I'm
going to give y'all one last chance
Irish if you are a bisexual tall
Irishman who can make me giggle go ahead
and shoot me a DM if that does not
describe you if I did not just describe
you head to toe [Â __Â ] leave me alone
dude I'm not interested I'm not playing
games I'm not playing games anymore I've
never been joking
once I've never joked around on here
once don't ever get that Twisted
okay fool me once shame on you fool me
twice I nuke
Ireland okay that's the alternate take
that's take two of what George du had
said
W W bush it was so weird growing up in
Texas which I guess now makes sense now
that I think about it for more than six
seconds um I used to live in Dallas
there's a George Bush toll
road uh on A&M's campus is the George HW
Bush Presidential Library used to study
there sometimes I'm just now realizing
damn that's kind of crazy
huh yep it's on George Bush
Drive in College Station America I do
miss A&M okay I think about
A&M once a week if not every day every
time I walk down my hallway uh that goes
to my bedroom I've got my little A&M
wall I've got my diploma I've got my
Deans List thing I've got my grad cap
and I've got my 12 mantel now to anyone
who is not from I'm not even going to
say the South who's not from the state
of Texas uh and even like more
specifically if you are not familiar
with A&M lore that means nothing to you
to me it means everything and I want to
cry thinking about it I miss A&M I miss
my Aggie friends and I miss the culture
I'm going to visit my uh my siblings
soon and I'm so excited because hell
yeah dude hell yeah and thanks and gigum
okay Miss A&M anyway HW Bush
Presidential Library and Museum C crazy
why is that on our campus he didn't even
go to A&M dude I think they both went to
Yale where did George W bush go to
college
Yale where did George HW Bush go to
college
Yale why do they like A&M so much why is
the Bush Presidential Library at
Texas
A&M Bush was approached about his
Presidential Library on the Texas A&M
Campus shortly after being elected as
commander-in-chief Michael T howy class
in 1930 Jesus
Christ um old
much class of 1930 uh yeah old much
stupid not funny spittle over the mic a
Texas oil businessman and Bush's friend
is credited with first approaching bush
with the idea in a private meeting him
cornering him being like listen Bush man
I know I'm just an old fought but you
should really have your library in
College
Station in College Station
see that's crazy
um
anyway I do miss A&M I miss it a lot I
miss um and hey this is the redneck in
me coming out okay she's got to make an
appearance every once in a while I can't
be perfect all the time I know I'm
perfect all the time it takes me some
time to get like that okay I got to PE
peel back the onion
layers and see what's
within I love a gross
hot Texas A&M football game and we lose
every year okay we lose we're losers
okay and whatever this coach situation
is about to be I don't know never in my
life did I think I would have a podcast
do all this dedicate my time to sitting
here and I'd be talking about [Â __Â ]
college
football okay Irishman uh anyway back to
him he awesome I've been talking about
this for 30 minutes and haven't even
gotten to the [Â __Â ] plot point he uh
slowly he's been very slow to respond
and when he does he's like sorry work's
been busy and I'm like first of all
that's not the Cadence of how we've been
talking like our conversations are very
we have this whole back and forth about
like first date ideas I tie you to the
railroad tracks and leave you there and
then he was like that's a good one first
aid idea um I what did he say I buy a
gun and I shoot you and I said o first
dat idea we get in sensory deprivation
tanks and drown each other and he was
like oh that's good that's good it's
been back and forth like that okay it's
funny it's silly it's not serious like I
I told him kind of what I do I don't
think he's familiar thank [Â __Â ] Christ
he works a real person job but he's very
familiar with internet lore which was
attractive to me and so I was like I
don't want want to talk about real life
because I don't know what the vibe is
I'm still sussing the vibe okay the vibe
has yet to be sused to sus oneself to
jerk one's peanuts on the
interweb Siri how do you jerk a peanuts
that's 11-11 make a
wish amen okay I knew this was going to
happen because he starts to pull away
okay I knew it I was like these men get
bored and that's not as exciting as it
is I guess for I'm not even going to say
women for someone like me I am a lover
girl I'm a lover girl and I'm tired of
hiding it I'm tired of having to act
like I'm cool and act like I'm
mysterious act like I don't give a [Â __Â ]
like yeah I think a healthy boundary is
keeping these men at an arms length but
like I'm a lover girl I want you I want
you and that's not a joke
okay I I dm' him that that's the first
thing I said not DM I messaged him well
yeah I guess DM on the dating app and I
said I want you I need you you've
Charmed me mind body and soul like that
was genuinely the first thing I said so
it's like I'm not it's a joke but it's
not you know it's a joke until I'm not
so I don't know for it to like the
conversation dwindles he'll message me
on the weekends which is like okay fine
you know I'll sit here and I'll I'll
text you I guess but he goes to sleep
he's eight hours ahead so it's like 300
p.m. my time he's fast asleep [Â __Â ]
wake up you're so boring dude wake up
you got a you got a busty baddy
messaging you from Los Angeles America
and you're going to
sleep you're gonna
sleep bag fumbler bag fumbler 101 dude
look at me I'm full of Irish Pride I'm
full of Irish patriotism I've never even
been I'm riding for you guys across the
sea okay across cross the Seven Seas I
am holding it down for Irish Broski
Nation on this side of the pond okay I
know a few episodes ago I said gingers
aren't allowed in brosi nation I was
kidding I revok that
rule fine you guys are allowed back in
gay people I'm still on the fence gay
people don't [Â __Â ] test me okay gay
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the Pod woo
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it's July 1st no more gay people gay
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songs of the week I've removed the Irish
the Irish headgear it's over [Â __Â ] it
forget about it I have been honestly
here's what kickstarted it I had this
whole obviously situation with Irishman
where I was like I was slowly realizing
like all right he's kind of he's done
with me I don't want to play with this
toy anymore he threw me in the garbage
like Andy threw Woody bye Woody and he
drops him in the garbage and he's that's
literally that's
me oh I could
just I could scream
okay when I realized that was happening
I was like you know what for the first
time in my [Â __Â ] life I'm going to put
up a boundary here and I'm going to like
insulate my emotions because it doesn't
ma like I know what a lot of yall are
going to say oh my God they never even
met they never even like it wasn't a
that does not matter because what
matters
is I opened myself up to a form
of emotional connection right I opened
myself up to the potential and I I let
myself be curious and open to something
potentially happening and of course the
inevitable is to be met with
disappointment that is my Mo that's kind
of what's been the path for me up into
this point and that is totally fine it's
not but it's fine and so I I try to
maintain that balance of like I'm going
to insulate my heart and my emotions for
if this doesn't go the way that I would
like it to I'll be fine because it's not
that serious you know but like I said
dude I'm a lover girl and me and my
friend Katie talk about this all the
time of like it's so not normal to force
yourself to be like I'm shutting off my
emotions
what like that is so odd that that has
become this like and also just [Â __Â ] the
whole culture of like the fresh and fit
podcast and all that [Â __Â ] I mean I
don't have to say that all of y'all know
that but like this hustle grind like
[Â __Â ] [Â __Â ] get money sort of culture
has infiltrated the way that women think
too because if those are the [Â __Â ]
dudes out there you have to protect
yourself and you have to kind of adopt
their mindset I also I mean I don't know
if I've ever talked about her on here
but um sprinkle sprinkle what's her name
sheer
I get her videos all the time and I
think she's hilarious and I think that
some of the advice is good but some of
it just like really makes my heart hurt
you know she's like don't give she calls
them dusties don't give dusties time if
they're just gonna you know waste your
time and waste your money and waste your
whatever like if he's not paying don't
stay with him I don't think money is a
factor for me personally like I love my
job I do well for myself I have made my
own life if I am completely independent
self-sufficient and I'm doing better
than I ever thought I would be in this
life I'll be honest with you and I'm no
longer seeking I've graduated out of
this mindset of I need a man to provide
as much as that return to you know a
traditional and I say this in in quotes
if you're not watching the YouTube video
a return to a traditional feminine state
of having a provider right like there's
this innate and this is just take this
with the grain of salt I'm not saying I
believe this I'm saying that this is the
narrative that swirls around okay that
women need a provider and a protector
this like 1950s housewife sort of
version of what a woman is
that mentality is kind of coming back
because of the
[Â __Â ] that is dating right now you
know people are like I don't want to
play these games like I don't want to do
this [Â __Â ] I don't want to don't contact
him he'll chase you you can't be too
masculine you have to pull back be in
your feminine era do the let him be the
man do the [Â __Â ] up shut the [Â __Â ] up shut
the [Â __Â ] up shut
up but there's a validity to it right of
like it is so exhausting to exist in
this mindset of let him be the man I
have to be the woman what the [Â __Â ] are
you even talking talking about what does
that even [Â __Â ] mean these ideals are
based on what the patriarchy which I
abhor
abor
reject so it's like I'm I'm in the back
of my mind that's always there I am so
tired of forcing myself to fall into
this sprinkle sprinkle mindset of like
scam these men they're going to scam you
trust and believe that so might as well
do it before they do it that's such a
miserable way to view life and I've I've
just wasted too much of my time
wondering oh does this man think I'm
attractive am I skinny enough do I look
good is my makeup nice I just like shut
the [Â __Â ] up so much wasted time of my
life so removing myself from that but
still
wanting to
feel obviously desired and feminine and
beautiful and
valued I can be all that by myself this
isn't you know this is I feel like I'm
it's an echo chamber like I just say
this [Â __Â ] and
it's it's an echo chamber it's a
feedback loop all of you understand this
I'm not giving you any new information
it is just indefinitely
frustrating it is an evergreen issue it
never goes away I think about it every
day I am constantly like collar around
my my neck being yanked around by like
what do men think of me what will this
man think of me am I being the right
thing am I being too much am I being the
oh my God make the voices stop make the
voices stop make the voices stop room
reveal room reveal it's padded so all
that to say um I'm tired of the [Â __Â ]
games and I'm over it and what's that
thing they always say of like if it's
meant for you it you cannot lose it if
it's a meant for you you cannot lose it
and [Â __Â ] all that [Â __Â ] that's like
you're you may have got him but I'm the
one he'll never forget girl he doesn't
want you and you didn't end up together
because that's not your person and
you're torturing him and he's torturing
you and you've never gotten over him and
it's sad so it's like I'm I'm in between
this state of I'm so tired of it but to
a certain extent you have to play the
game and you have have to be flirty and
you have to you know let him message
first because if you show too much
interest then it's doomed to fail I
genuinely I do believe that that if if a
woman is more interested in the man it's
doomed to fail because
men
blow men
blow penuts they blow
penuts so that's kind of that's going to
be my
situation that's going to be my mindset
my mentality for the time being I'm just
so okay anyway all that to say my song
of the week practicing this mindset of I
am a lover girl but keep keep it this
far from me you know like keep it at an
arms length arms distance like I don't I
can't even if it's these men that I'm
just like oh I'm just meeting or it's
exciting and it's new and so we're on
we're talking on an app it's like I
don't I I get involved way too fast
because I want to think the best of this
person I want to think oh my God finally
and it's just never you know and that's
fine um because every rejection is
redirection and I know that's right can
I get an amen y'all come on can I get an
amen let me hear it amen thank you
so the song of the week is Heartless by
the
weekend cuz I'm heartless and I'm back
in my and I'm h
this I love that song another one party
monster I was going like I was like damn
I need to listen to that song like
that's actually it popped into my head I
was like that's actually for real how
I'm feeling listened to it and I was
like damn I [Â __Â ] love the weekend I
went through a major weekend phase in
high school who didn't 2015 like Peak
able that was when I graduated high
school so I was like damn I'm so grown
I'm so grown listening to do you like
the way I flick my tonger you're a
pervert oh I'm not that
grown oh right right I'm not that grown
actually I'm actually a teenage woman
and I was I was 18 I was a teenager
anyway love that album um Party Monster
by the weekend it's G to be number two
Montreal I love the song Montreal I love
that song he speaks French in it as we
all know I also speak French not really
but kind of come down I only want you
I'm com down great song uh and the last
one is the hills of course it's the
hills the hills is might be one of the
sexiest songs ever what's the one from
the 50 Shades of Gray
soundtrack G
perfect what is that
song you want to know something I've
never seen that movie maybe it's time I
watch it
earned it earned it okay I take it back
earned it might be the sexiest song of
all time and Rocket by
Beyonce yeah and uh I'm going to ride
I'm going to ride I'm going I'm go I'm
going to ride on you baby all night damn
SoMo I'm gonna take care of this damn
Soo
say where is
SoMo is he in jail
where where is s
now he's got 2 120,000 followers on
Instagram hell yes
SoMo he's from Denton Texas type [Â __Â ]
yes yes Som Texan King he's a white
guy
Som Joseph Anthony sers Morales is an
American sing songwriter he is from
Austin Texas he's 36 years
old that is
wild where did he go he's liveing
concert let's go see him
y'all upcoming dates so does not have
any upcoming dates okay it's worth shot
damn that's
crazy yeah that song that song Went
nutso ride by S hell yeah uh some of the
sexiest songs of all time I love the
hills by the weekend I love that song I
listen to that song on repeat when I
went to when I graduated high school me
and my mom went to uh London Paris Rome
on this like two week all history and
art tour like we we roughed it but it
was so fun and uh on the whole plane
right there I listened to yoga by
Janelle
mon is that her
name yeah Janelle Monet I love this
song party at the beach
go Dam I love that song I listen to that
song the hills and Montreal by the
weekend and the song uh Quattro babies
by maluma which is so [Â __Â ]
controversial and problematic but I
heard it when we were in uh no no no I'm
lying that was a different trip this was
I had downloaded a playlist from
SoundCloud onto my Android at the time I
had an and Android and I downloaded a
playlist from SoundCloud that had those
songs from the weekend it had like um
baby won't you come my way that song and
then I had the just rain version of that
song holy [Â __Â ] y'all I have never talked
about just rain on this podcast I've
talked about it on my Tik
Tok just
rain uh [Â __Â ] no it's on
SoundCloud
I always
you why can't I search here we go
uh just rain my way remix just rain
featuring F F
doe he did
um that's crazy I used to love this song
I had an intense just rain F phase in
high school I don't know if I've ever
talked to yall about this holy [Â __Â ] this
is lore this is deep Broski
lore I discovered just rain okay if you
don't know who that is he is a a uh
Canadian YouTuber used to be I don't
know what he does anymore he like kind
of fell off the face of the Earth I'm so
sad I know um wed still talks to him
because during the protests in I think
Toronto I saw um his name is just meat
his real name is just meat uh I saw just
meet and W together at the protest
almost died love them together love them
down during that whole era it was like
2014 I was so gutturally obsessed with
just rain and all of his friends Buu F
they had um the zoo babies was this like
rap group that
they I used to bump that [Â __Â ] so hard
they had a song called Supreme duffel
bag holy [Â __Â ] I wonder if it's still on
YouTube Supreme duffel bag uh Zoo
babies dude I've seen this video so many
[Â __Â ]
times supreme Supreme Supreme suprem I
used to be in love with bu dude in love
with him in the front that's buo that's
fut over to the right with the chain on
and oh my God this dude in the in the
front too and this guy he was so hot I
don't remember his name um holy [Â __Â ]
this is a blast from the past I used to
drive a car from 2005 a Ford Freestyle
from 2005 and I burned a CD of the zoo
babies the zuo babies came out with uh
like an EP or something like that and I
downloaded it and burned it onto his CD
and this was the first song so every
time I would start my car it was it was
a six dis Rotator too so it was this CD
that had all this like Punjabi trap
music
it dead ass was Punjabi trap music and
[Â __Â ] they would rap in Punjabi in in in
um pun Punjab Punjabi is the language
yes um he would rap in Punjabi and I
would memorize it that [Â __Â ] went so
crazy and then I would rotate it and it
would be if you're reading this is too
late Drake's album and then I would
rotate it again and it was the 1975 uh
self-titled and then I would rotate it
again and I think I had what was Ariana
Grande's album that came out I think it
was the one with dangerous woman on
it I think it
was and then I R rotated again and I had
a slen Deon CD in there funny enough uh
it always circles back to Hosier and
slon holy [Â __Â ] that's so funny okay Zoo
babies and oh my God I remember one time
I was working at Baskin Robbins okay I
was still in high school I was working
at Baskin Robbins and Buble was on
Twitter and I like tweeted him some
something and he responded to me and I
just about fell out I literally acted
like Taylor Swift had dm'd me back like
it was groundbreaking Monumental I loved
bubon just rain I thought they were and
they would oh my God just me would post
bloopers pull that [Â __Â ] up just rain
bloopers yes dude he'd do it by the year
and it would be these long compilations
long they were 7even minutes I used to
love these videos I'm going to watch
these tonight I was the biggest just
rain fan and then he just kind of fell
off the face of the earth I totally
understand I don't know if he's ever
talked about it I totally understand the
like I just don't want to [Â __Â ] do
this anymore I totally understand that
the audience kind of coming at you the
pressure to always create something new
and exciting and this and that you know
it's like there's only so much stamina
you have before it's out or before that
stamina you just want to completely
pivot you know and change it to
something else else I completely
understand that it's a very real part of
the creative process but it sucks you
know it sucks to to CU you as a fan
you're like I could watch you do this
forever uh but if the Creator's not
happy it shows so I hope he's happy now
I hope he's doing okay I really don't
know I don't know if we have an update
on where he is but I saw that video of
wed with him in Toronto and I was like
let's [Â __Â ] get it
dude yeah I used to listen to nachoo not
nacho nacho nacho
Kap wait no no no no
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no yeah na and then
uh that song went crazy I used to love
them I also used to
love who the [Â __Â ] did Drake used to make
music with ma
Jordan but this isn't the ma Jordan like
this like that everyone listens to now
like this was when he would post on
Soundcloud yes this ah no not this album
maybe it was the space between gave your
love
away then there was another one there
was an album this one this one Whatever
this [Â __Â ] was this album her a place
like this the it's an EP called a place
like this from 9 years ago forever all I
do hurt you a place like damn this is
like deep brosin Nation lore holy
[Â __Â ] release date 2014 hell yeah and
it's so funny because around this time
like I was just coming out of my Mumford
and Son's Florence and the Machine phase
Arctic Monkeys and I was getting into
like Drake and Future and Zoo babies of
course M Jordan
this is crazy also I love Jack scap at
the time and Jack scap highlighted this
dude JP Cooper who I used to love still
do and he had an album called Color Me
in Gold if y'all remember this this is a
deep cut for the Jack scap
girls damn he's been posting music on
here all this love in the silence closer
we were raised into Grace guys yes dude
all these songs are so good okay anyway
back to the weekend um yeah I was
listening I kind of was like entering
that era of like all that music was so
good and then when we hit 2016 arguably
one of the best years for music ever
that was uh like Peak weekend I kind of
like I love the weekend and I just
forgot about him CU guess what
discovered post Malone okay then
lemonade came out in 2016 changed my
[Â __Â ] life uh
okay did y'all know that the weekend is
the most streamed artist in the world on
Spotify at least he is the most globally
streamed artist with 115 million monthly
users I discovered that as I was like
searching and favoriting all these songs
I was like that's crazy and he's only
won I thought he hadn't won a Grammy
he's won four Grammys but also you know
what do do the Grammys
represent an album's or an artist's
cultural
impact to be discussed to be determined
the
gramys is voted on by a group of people
not sure the inner workings of the
academy the recording
Academy but I think there have been some
scrubs and some flops with the giving of
awards and Jay-Z kind of
just shut them down period so it's like
I don't know I think that the Grammys is
is that reflective of you know an artist
impact on the music industry I don't
know um leaning towards no I think it's
still an honor but it's leaning towards
no because uh to be the most streamed
artist ever right now uh overtaking Bad
Bunny is crazy and he's only won four
Grammys he's been making music for
[Â __Â ] 20 years almost feels like so
yeah um those are my songs of the week I
also wanted to let y'all know
that the merch is still Al okay Broski
do shop go shop your merch if you don't
have it you're not allowed into Broski
Nation you cannot operate in F-18 you
cannot be in the crowd in the the Town
Square when the guillotine executions
happen Okay no they're not executions
we're we're chopping peanuts okay you
[Â __Â ] on me you wrong me I'm chopping
your peanuts okay it's like when a dog
Tor in the lipstick comes out I'm
chopping that off cuz you [Â __Â ] with me
okay it's nothing it's nothing that will
really grow up okay get your merch uh
Royal Court comes back in April mark
your calendars for that and it's crazy
the first episode's crazy and I love
y'all I post new YouTube videos every
week go watch them now if you want me to
live if you care if I live or die go
watch my YouTube videos also Broski
report post it on YouTube go watch it on
YouTube if you
want I love y'all bad and I'm thinking
of y'all all the time okay be
good
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byebye
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