The Worst Pirates You've Ever Heard Of
Summary
TLDRThe video script narrates the tale of Captain Johnny P RIT, a pirate captain, and his adventures on the high seas. It also delves into the life of Major Stede Bonnet, a gentleman pirate from Barbados, whose journey from wealth to piracy is filled with comical misadventures and unfortunate encounters. The script humorously contrasts the romanticized image of pirates with the harsh realities of their lives, highlighting the failures and blunders of some of history's least successful pirates, including the infamous Somali pirates who mistakenly attacked military warships.
Takeaways
- 🏴☠️ Captain Johnny P RIT is depicted as a pirate captain with a dream of plundering the Spanish treasure fleet.
- 🎮 World of Warships is a free-to-play naval game offering an authentic nautical experience with various battleships and submarines.
- 👑 Major Stede Bonnet was an aristocrat from Barbados who turned to piracy, an unusual background for a pirate.
- 🚢 Bonnet's inexperience led to a series of misadventures, including mistaking a Spanish man-of-war for a merchant vessel.
- 🔥 A pirate's life was often short and brutal, with many failings and few achieving the riches and fame they sought.
- 🤝 Bonnet formed an alliance with the notorious Blackbeard, but their partnership didn't last long due to Bonnet's lack of seafaring skills.
- 🏴☠️♂️ The Golden Age of Piracy was a time of many would-be pirates, but only a few succeeded, with many ending in failure or death.
- 💸 Despite being granted a pardon, Bonnet returned to piracy with a new strategy of compensating victims to mask his criminal activities.
- 🔫 Somali pirates were known for their brazen attacks on commercial vessels, including several comical mistakes of targeting warships.
- 🌊 Piracy has evolved over the centuries, but the underlying conditions that breed piracy, such as poverty and low social status, remain the same.
Q & A
Who is Captain Johnny P RIT in the context of the video?
-Captain Johnny P RIT is a fictional young pirate character created to illustrate the adventurous and often exaggerated tales of piracy.
What does the video suggest about the life of pirates compared to popular tales?
-The video suggests that the life of pirates was not as glamorous or successful as popular tales like those of Bartholomew Roberts, Francis Drake, and Blackbeard make it seem. Most pirates faced failure and miserable conditions.
Who was Major Steed Bonnet, and what was unique about his entry into piracy?
-Major Steed Bonnet was an aristocrat from Barbados who unexpectedly turned to piracy despite having no seafaring experience. Unlike typical pirates who stole ships, Bonnet purchased his own ship to start his piracy career.
What led to Steed Bonnet's downfall as a pirate?
-Steed Bonnet's downfall was due to his lack of seafaring and pirating experience, which led to the loss of respect from his crew and eventual capture by pirate hunters.
How did Steed Bonnet's relationship with Blackbeard affect his piracy career?
-Bonnet's relationship with Blackbeard led to him temporarily giving up command of his ship to Blackbeard, who had more experience. This partnership brought temporary success but eventually contributed to Bonnet's downfall when Blackbeard left him without resources.
What is the significance of the King George I's proclamation in the context of piracy?
-King George I's proclamation offered a one-time pardon to any pirate who surrendered, aiming to reduce piracy by offering criminals a chance to reform. This played a key role in Bonnet's decision to seek pardon, albeit he later returned to piracy.
How did Somali pirates differ from the traditional image of pirates depicted in the video?
-Somali pirates were depicted as modern pirates using AKs and motorboats instead of swords and sailing ships, focusing on ransoming ships along the Somali coast, contrasting with the traditional image of pirates from the Golden Age of piracy.
What led to the emergence of piracy off the coast of Somalia?
-Piracy off the coast of Somalia emerged as local fishermen started defending their waters against foreign vessels exploiting their resources, which eventually escalated into ransoming foreign vessels for profit.
What were some of the comedic errors made by Somali pirates according to the video?
-Somali pirates made several comedic errors, such as attacking military vessels mistaking them for civilian cargo ships, including multiple instances where they attacked the French warship S mistakenly.
What is the video's take on the transition of piracy over time?
-The video suggests that while the form and methods of piracy have changed over time, from the Golden Age of piracy to modern Somali pirates, the underlying conditions such as poverty and seeking freedom or wealth continue to drive piracy.
Outlines
🏴☠️ The Misadventures of Captain Johnny P RIT
This paragraph introduces the video's theme centered around the life of pirates, using a fictional character, Captain Johnny P RIT, as a representation of the romanticized pirate lifestyle. It humorously contrasts the imagined grandeur of piracy with the harsh realities, highlighting the often tragic and short-lived careers of many pirates. The paragraph also transitions into a plug for the game 'World of Warships,' a naval warfare game that offers a modern take on naval combat, contrasting it with the outdated equipment of historical pirates.
💥 The Unlikely Turn of Major Stede Bonnet
The second paragraph delves into the story of Major Stede Bonnet, an aristocrat turned pirate.
Mindmap
Keywords
💡Pirates
💡World of Warships
💡Golden Age of Piracy
💡Schooner
💡Flintlock
💡Treasure Fleet
💡Sailors
💡Cannons
💡Pirate Sanctuary
💡Blackbeard
💡Pardon
Highlights
The video is sponsored by World of Warships, a naval game.
Captain Johnny P RIT is introduced as the scourge of the Seven Seas.
Pirates often dreamt of grandeur but faced harsh realities and failure.
Major Stede Bonnet's unique origin as a pirate from aristocracy.
Bonnet's unusual decision to pay his crew a salary instead of sharing plunder.
Bonnet's first encounter with a Spanish man of war, resulting in a costly defeat.
Bonnet's association with the infamous Blackbeard and their partnership.
Bonnet's loss of command and subsequent reinstatement by Blackbeard.
King George I's proclamation offering pardons to pirates who surrendered.
Bonnet's return to piracy after receiving a pardon, with a new strategy of compensating victims.
Bonnet's capture and eventual execution despite his attempts to escape.
The story of Somali pirates, known for their exploits in the 21st century.
Somali pirates' mistreatment of their own fishing waters by foreign powers.
The humorous and repeated mistakes of Somali pirates attacking warships.
The absurdity of Somali pirates attacking the French command ship in the Indian Ocean.
Transcripts
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Warships at the height of the M the sun
pierced its cloudy prison to cast its
radiant gaze upon Captain Johnny P RIT
the scourge of the Seven Seas squinting
through the Brilliance of molten gold
Rays the young pirate swaggered along
the length of his Schooner every second
step proclaimed by the resonating clunk
of his peg leg on weathered Timbers the
splashing sea sent sparkling salty spray
showering the sun soaked smiling sailor
accenting his striking pose like a Badge
of valiance at the bow of his ship the
aspiring pirates's eyes locked into his
approaching prey the prized gallion of
the Spanish treasure Fleet and ass soon
to be first Big Score as captain of the
flintlock fiends with a wave of his hand
these poor rap scallions would bear
witness to the Wrath in Judgment of his
Schooner's payload all that was left to
invoke his trial by Iron and Flame was
one word fire while The Adventurous
Tales of Bartholomew Roberts Francis
Drake and Blackbeard paint a tantalizing
picture of life plundering booty on the
high seas the gods of statistics and
reality are always there to remind us
that pirate life was much more likely to
be a successful and abrupt as our little
friend Johnny's here as for every pirate
who succeeded in finding riches there
were dozens more who ended up as
pathetic wretched miserable failures
sometimes in many pieces that's right
we're talking piracy of the seafaring
variety so [ __ ] your Flint locks and
chase some parrot flocks because today
we're going to talk about the worst
Pirates you've never heard of
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video it's 1717 the Golden Age of piracy
and major Steve Bonnet set sail for the
first time as a pirate captain and also
for the first time ever there were
numerous ways one could find themselves
pirating during the Golden Age many were
poor Sailors seized by dreams of riches
and freedom others were normal Sailors
seized by pirates for their riches and
freedom and some were seized by the roal
Navy before seizing command to seize
riches and freedom Bonnet on the other
hand Had An Origin unlike most others in
that he did not come for mediocrity but
rather aristocracy seed Bonnet grew up
in Barbados on a wealthy estate of over
4 100 acres of sugarcane fields which he
inherited at the young age of six after
his parents passed away now you might
think growing up on a farm would build
this sort of rugged and handy character
necessary for swashbuckling piracy but
this is the 1600s uh okay I know this
looks bad yeah 94 African slaves doesn't
really scream tolerant no that's not
fair I have three whites as well a
social it of society charmer of faint
Hearts major Steed Bonnet was known to
be a proper gentleman but don't let that
major deceive you he got that from the
Barbadian militia which was essentially
just a bunch of land owners who hunted
down runaway slaves like I said with his
wife and four kids he was all set to
cruise The Lazy River equivalent of the
good life but all that would change one
faithful day when he decided to take a
detour it's 8 in the morning ah that
can't be right the life sucking vampires
would be back in their coffins by now
yet instead here you are sucking down
madira wine like it's the first job
you've ever had well Mary I just thought
it was about time someone did some
sucking in this house and it's
pronounced m oh go down to the harbor if
you want to gargle the Spanish so much
Portuguese Mary it's Portuguese from the
subtropical archipelago of Madera which
spoiler alert is in the name if you put
half as much thought into this household
as you do the bottom of a bottle here we
go then Mr peppers would still be alive
how was I supposed to know the dog
couldn't tuck and roll because who
launches a dog 60 ft in the air with a
sugar cane trebuchet he had a dream Mary
what a cherished aspiration or ambition
I know what a dream is then why'd you
ask Mr Peppers died because I wasn't
sure if I just heard the most ridiculous
five-word sentence in my life since I
said yes I will marry you that's just
you're a five-word
sentence George I swear to God if you
touch my wine glass I will force feed
you rose thorns sorry
sir I also need you to go pick some rose
thorns of course in a very Bonkers and
blue jay approved midlife crisis Bonnet
decided to spontaneously abandon his
life to become a pirate many sources
claim it was because he was tired of his
nagging wife's constant yapping others
speculated it was due to the stress from
having lost a child and some theorize
that the Avid Bookworm was captivated
with Wonder lust of the pirate life from
the novels of the time but whatever the
reason I think it was pretty clear that
our little Steed had a be in his Bonnet
per se so despite having literally no
seafaring experience he set off to
Kickstart his new career on the high
seas typically the first thing every new
pirate had to do was steal a ship but
that sounded like a lot of poor people
work to Steed so he just bought one
instead after getting the other
Essentials like cannons ammunition and a
private library in his personal quarters
all he had to do was Wrangle himself up
a crew hello good sir uh you seem to be
of the rather swashbuckle
sort how would you like to join me
Pirates crew y pirate what because I
have a parrot that's kind of [ __ ] up
man what it can talk no no just knows
that one phrase that's kind of
unsettling what is your Monumental ego
threatened by the mere idea that
something you see as just an animal
could possibly be more intelligent than
you or are you just surprised by the
fact that someone told you no for the
first time in your privileged life or
perhaps is this reaction just an outlet
for how unsettled you are your own life
circumstances as a whole spanning from
the obvious contention plaguing your
marriage to the pable insecurities
encompassing your fostered resentment at
the predetermined trajectory of your
affluent life okay maybe too Brock after
Gathering a crew Bonnet kept up his
tradition of breaking pirate tradition
by paying them a salary from his own
fortune as opposed to the norm of just
splitting shares of plunder with all his
boxes checked the gentleman pirate snuck
out of his home out of the island and
out of a family that he would never see
again adjusting to the pirate life
aboard the Revenge would have been
rather interesting for Bonnet instead of
his usual lavish courses of ve caviar
and gummy worms which I only assume are
Staples of every wealthy man's diet he
would have had to settle for slabs of
salted meat dry biscuits and whatever
other crit they can scrunch up whilst
plundering booty how cute I think I'm
going to call you donatell which isn't a
reference for anything yet no it's not
that's good but I think he's more of a
bow staff guy the Pirates started their
hunt around the East Coast where they
found some success at first capturing a
handful of ships without a fight and
releasing them after they were deified
except for the Barbadian ones which in
order to keep word of his activities
from reaching home he burned to the
ground even with the profitable start
bonnet's inexperience really started to
shine in these encounters and the crew
began to lose what little respect they
had for the gentleman pirate but
hopefully all that was about to change
as they spotted a massive Spanish
merchant ship on the horizon and race
Interceptor with their Jolly Roger
raised high this is it Peter the Big
Score set the blowy sheets to Max and
let's get this booty y blowy sheet full
sale the men say full sale sorry and
these men pay your
salary blowy sheets to Max men Dave
Jones that's no Merchant vessel it's me
a Spanish man of war I mean Peter come
on we've all dabbled in red light
districts what not a man of [ __ ] Man of
War uh listen I'm not one the judge but
if you're into being eaten just don't do
it on company time no not man of war man
of war Cortez himself he's here what how
did you get Kung toor the Pirates
quickly realized they weren't facing a
merchant vessel packed with luscious
amounts of shiny metal but a Spanish man
of war packed with scary amounts of
deadly metal the ambitious hunt turned
into a rapid Retreat as the Revenge
scurried off faster than Bonnet left his
family but not before the man of war
made the sky a lot more inclusive of the
periodic table killing and wounding half
of bonnet's men including the big man
himself after their escape the Revenge
sailed towards the pirate sanctuary of
nasau where Bonnet would get to network
with his new co-workers per se aask our
gentleman pirate was well accustomed to
just like white collar networking events
the biggest criminals stood out the most
and Bonnet found himself making friends
with none other than Edward Teach
himself iconic for his rather dark andus
filled facial hair a black beard if you
will that's right the arguably least
experienced pirate in history struck up
a bromance with one of the most
notorious Pirates of all time while the
early details of their relationship are
speculative we do know that the two
captains agreed to sail together however
with bonnet's captaining skills being
about as competent as his parenting ones
Blackbeard quickly caught on to the
man's lack of seafaring expertise and
hashed up a plan all right so just hang
out in the quarters here and let me
worry about the captaining oh okay I
mean I I kind of feel like a lazy
prisoner though no no think of it as an
apprenticeship you're going to be
learning the most important part about
being a pirate y lowrisk plundering
tactics uh y spot on matey and you can
learn with uh with this Monopoly there
be no better way to learn theft than
capitalism matey uh okay and should I
also start sticking lit fuses in in my
hair what oh [ __ ] wow that could have
been bad I swear they have a mind of
their own they do anyway to work with ye
pirating be tough Work Fit for Only the
strongest men sir you're uh Missing ice
cream time you better have saved
pistachio Blackbeard persuaded Bonnet to
give up command of a ship and become
just a measly passenger aboard it a
change that was definitely a relief for
bonnet's crew the Revenge found a good
deal of success under Blackbeard oh
while Bonet kind of just hung around
awkwardly like an engineer in well pick
a social setting day after day bonnet's
command felt more artificial than a Call
of Duty code of conduct but he fell past
the point of no return in his pirate
life and even confided in some crewman
that he was tired of it and would gladly
leave it all behind to live life a new
in Spain or Portugal a few weeks later
According to some versions of the story
Blackbeard would get a new Flag ship and
separate from Bonnet after reinstating
him as Captain sailing through the Bay
of Honduras Bonnet and his men soon
found themselves face to face with a new
prize a massive 400 ton 26 Cannon
merchantman the Protestant Caesar a
score to a attractive for Bonnet to let
slip by having much more combat
experience than his run in with the man
of war the year prior Bonnet closed the
distance cut behind his pre turn in open
fire Bonnet lost the cannon fight and
retreated into the night with his
Timbers thoroughly shivered leaving his
crew to grow ever more resentful towards
their gentleman Captain who just
couldn't seem to catch a break after
making Port they just so happened to run
into Big Daddy again who proposed Bonnet
be replaced by a new captain named
Richards a proposal bonnet's crew wasted
no time in accepting having once again
lost command Bonnet was back to being a
puppet challenging Elmo's record for the
longest time spent with a hand up their
ass fast forwarding a little bit because
believe it or not there are other
Pirates I want to talk about both
Blackbeard and Bonnet decided to
surrender themselves for a pardon the
latter taking a small boat to a town in
North Carolina to do so in 1717 King
George I was getting real fed up with
the amount of swashbuckling and
deification plaguing the high seas so
being the buzz kill that he was he
issued a proclamation that provided any
pirate who surrendered themselves a one
time pardon for all their various
piratey crimes therefore any and all
Pirates Scallywags and or Marauders who
surrender thyselves before the 5th of
January in the year of our King 1718
shall be pardoned one time only for all
their crimes all crimes you say
including the most heinous does that
include stabbing Spanish people uh yes
and all other peoples as well I don't
want to Pardon for the French ones what
about eating stolen sushi with a knife
and fork the king will forgive you but I
can't say God will how about the
smearing of copious amounts of butter on
door knobs and or floors to make people
sticky that's that's not a crime that's
just weird but what if now here's an
example of said proclamation in action
as I will now pardon myself for the
murder of that little [ __ ] now I trust
you're all done wasting my
time you said you only get one
pardon
now is it a good idea to blindly Grant
pardons to some of the most violent
criminals in history I don't know is it
a good idea to pop threeyear expired an
acids when you have a stomach
ache is it when Bonnet returned to his
ship Parton in hand he found that
Blackbeard had one more surprise in
store for him the Legendary Pirate was
long gone having taken with him all of
the loot as well as various weapons
Provisions supplies and the best crewman
at this point in his life Bonnet was
what we'd call not a happy sailor and he
was said to have developed a mortal hate
hatred for Blackbeard it's believed he
initially sought revenge against his
former Ally but he failed to chase him
down and would never cross path with him
again so instead the man who had just
gotten a pardon for piracy returned to
said piracy but this time he had a new
strategy to mask his piracy he would
compensate the victims to make his
predatory looting appear like a fair
trade on paper therefore it's not
stealing it's just good business thank
you thank you okay great pleasure doing
business with you an old cable this is
worthless uh-uh uh the value comes from
your imagination check this out now can
you imagine what I could do with
this having been the victim of a
stupendous amount of comical blunders
Bonnet had become a lot more violent now
even training to kill his own crewman if
they refused to fight at times but this
renewed piracy would be shortlived as he
was soon captured after a lengthy battle
with pirate Hunters he was taken to
Charles Town where he was imprisoned to
await trial but luck would strike one
more time for our little gentleman
pirate as he escaped captivity to begin
his life on the run ah
perfect uh I believe you gentlemen have
me mistaken for another handsome devil
for I am Duke Jeffrey snickles of
Worthington how do you do yep that's
Steed Bonnet right there book him boys
your parrot can talk no no he just knows
that one phrase seed was recaptured
after only 4 days and despite much
pleading from not only him but also
various damsels Enchanted by the charms
of a gentleman pirate he was hanged at
The Gallows on December 10th 1718 while
he met a Bitter End at least he can say
that he fulfilled his dream hanging out
with pirates okay so I had a lot more
pirate stories I wanted to talk about
and I didn't really expect Bonnet to
steal the spotlight more than he ever
did from ships so let me know in the
comments if you'd like a part two but
there's still time left for one more
pirate story and for this one we'll have
to swim on over to the second most
iconic pirate sanctuary in history
Somalia when you think of piracy you
think of plank walking parrot squawking
booty gawking Buccaneers but don't let
Pirates of the Caribbean deceive you
piracy has been and always will be a
thing while it may change in shape and
form the piracy breeding conditions of
poverty and low social status remain
constant and the pirates that plagued
headlines from 201 to 2017 were the
infamous Somali pirates sure they lost
sex appeal switching out cutlasses and
sloops for AKs and Rusty motorboats but
it doesn't matter how tetnus prone a
pirate vessel gets you can never scrub
out the Whimsical buffoonery Somali
pirates took advantage of their
119,900 thousand Gumball long coastline
along one of the busiest commercial
trade routes on the planet to capture
foreign vessels and hold them for ransom
after the Somali government collapsed in
the 9s foreign powers exploited the
unregulated Somali waters for their
various dumping Andor fishing needs hey
what's going on out there um nothing
what's that over
there this exploitation got to the point
where foreign fishing in Somali Waters
surpassed domestic fishing so local
fishermen took it upon themselves to
start defending their resources by
capturing and robbing invading vessels
seeing the potential in this practice
things rapidly escalated into the
ransoming shenanigans that we're more
familiar with today but if we learned
anything from Arch Duke ferdinand's
driver it's the things that always go
according to plan and what might start
off is one small mistake on paper can
quickly unfold into disastrous results
such was the case for a group of Somali
pirates in 2009 who set off on a routine
capture of a merchant vessel in the
cover of the night they snuck up on
their Target in two Skiffs and began
firing their small arms to intimidate
the crew and prep them for boarding but
something was different about this
attack this merchant ship wasn't
behaving how it was supposed to instead
of maneuvering in an attempt to shake
off the attacking Pirates it started
heading towards them to respond this was
probably due to the fact that this was
not a vulnerable cargo ship this was the
S the French command ship for all Naval
forces in the Indian
Ocean whoa didn't see you
there
in the darkness of the night the Pirates
mistook the silhouette of the S to be a
civilian Merchant vessel so it started
off as a routine assault quickly turned
into a hasty Escape for their lives as
the French warship began its Pursuit the
ski split up forcing the S to pursue one
of them for an hour before they finally
surrendered and were arrested you could
probably imagine the French crew got a
good laugh out of this I mean Somali
pirates and glorified canoes attacking a
warship in the middle of the night was
probably the stupidest thing to ever
happened to them until 6 months later
when it happened
again again you
guys like a blind person with a bow and
arrow the Pirates kept hitting the wrong
target again accidentally attacking the
French warship in the night before they
realized their mistake but as we all
know blind people are very easy to
tackle so while they tried to run the S
gave Chase and promptly captured them
now you're probably waiting for me to
say this happened yet a third time and
you'd be wrong this has happened like
dozens of times and not just with this
sh mind you I found stories of Pirates
attacking warships from not only France
but from Spain America the Netherlands
Kenya and so on now accidentally
attacking a military tanker you thought
was a cargo ship is a little
understandable but accidentally
attacking a floral class frigate
sporting what is clearly a 100mm ticket
to the afterlife is a conversation I
really wish I could have overheard uh
are we sure this is a cargo ship yeah
look you can see the containers right
there what about that long angled tube
pointed precariously outward as if in an
Aiming fashion oh well that's obviously
a pool noodle pool noodle what ship has
a 30ft long pool noodle sticking outside
of a big box I don't know Dan a water
park Supply ship for fat Americans just
[ __ ] grab the AK and let's steal some
floaties again in 2009 Somali pirates
mistakenly attacked the French frigate
uh assuming it was a merchant vessel but
to be fair this time the French were
being a little devious had positioned
themselves in the sun to try to lure the
Pirates in before capturing all 11 of
them so I guess if the sun was truly
shining in all Apollo's Glory that day I
can kind of buy a few dudes in a little
boat treking through the waves of an
open ocean not making out a warship
until the last second but there's really
no excuse for the time in 2006 where
Simo Pirates were faced with not one but
two US Navy warships and still decided
to fight an American Destroyer the USS
Gonzalez was on an anti-piracy Patrol
when it spotted what looked like a
pirate mother ship on the horizon it was
joined by the missile Cruiser the USS
Cape St George Who both trailed the
oblivious Pirates until dawn they then
sent barding teams and inflatable boats
to investigate but once the Somali
Buccaneers noticed them approaching they
decided to open fire on the boarding
parties from nearly Point Blank Range
the Americans returned fire as they
retreated but this was only the tip of
the batshit insane iceberg that was
these Pirates decision-making skills as
they then decided to shoot their AKs and
RPGs at the American destroyer in
missile Cruiser hey so this is a
destroyer right correct short for
torpedo boat Destroyer actually they
were invented to specialize in
destroying specifically smaller vessels
oh yeah anyway fulfilling its ancient
Duty the American Destroyer made short
work of this battle igniting a skiff and
American Hellfire when his Tracer rounds
hit a fuel drum this seemed to be just
the stimulant the other Pirates
prefrontal cortexes needed to finally
engage as they then decided to surrender
after leaving just a few scratches on
the war ships it's really hard to
imagine what the you know game plan was
for these SMY Pirates maybe they thought
they could intimidate and confuse the
Americans for just long enough to make a
quick Escape or maybe they were looking
to commit suicide in a way that was most
expensive for American taxpayers but
perhaps their full plan hasn't been
realized just yet while 12 captures and
one kill were tallied a Somali pirate
spokesman said that 27 Pirates had gone
out to seea so my theory is that the
remaining 14 had snuck aboard the
American ships slowly integrated in into
the military-industrial complex and have
been creeping their way up through
government ranks so that one day they
could maybe just maybe have enough power
to reinstate Johnny Depp as Captain Jack
Sparrow in the Pirates of the Caribbean
movies The One and Only King of the
Pirates godp speeed Somalia wacky
Pirates 12 out of 10
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Steam Punk Smart Factory Auto Crafting! - Hermitcraft 10 #9
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Live Like You Were Dying
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Rick Ross - Champagne Moments (Drake Diss) (AUDIO)
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We LOST all Communication in Pirate Territory.. (Extended, cinematic cut)
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VonOff1700 - Swing It (ft. MAF Teeski & Big Opp)
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I bought a 25-year-old printer & regret EVERYTHING