Rare Discontinued 80's & 90's Cereal Taste Test (Reliving My Childhood) | L.A. BEAST

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Summary

TLDRIn a nostalgic journey, the script narrates the experience of reliving childhood memories by tasting expired cereals from the 80s and 90s. The individual spends a significant amount of money on eBay to compile a collection of these cereals, including Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle cereal, Batman cereal, and Count Chocula, among others. Each cereal is described with its unique characteristics, from the smell to the taste, providing a vivid and often humorous account of the experience. The script is a blend of humor, personal anecdotes, and a hint of caution about the effects of consuming very old food.

Takeaways

  • 🍿 The individual relived their childhood by purchasing expired cereals from eBay, spending a total of $1081.62.
  • πŸ₯£ The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle cereal from 1991 was described as having a poor taste and smell, akin to 'rotting wheat bran and marshmallow dust'.
  • πŸ¦‡ The Batman cereal from 1989 was compared to 'paper mache Captain Crunch' with a stale honey nut flavor.
  • 🏈 Flutie Flakes, a limited edition cereal supporting the Doug Flutie Jr. Foundation for Autism, tasted like 'dirty couch underneath a plastic cover'.
  • 🍫 Count Chocula from 1987 smelled like 'Count Chocula himself dropped a Dookie into the cereal box', with a sour chemical taste.
  • 🌿 The Earth cereal from 1991 was described as 'a poor man's Froot Loops' with a slightly fruity aroma but a stale banana smell.
  • πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈ The Addams Family cereal from 1991 had a sweaty, man's bald head taste followed by a marshmallow-like finish.
  • πŸ•ΉοΈ GI Joe Action Stars cereal from 1985 was the worst, with a 'burning chemical sensation' and an unpleasant smell.
  • πŸ₯€ The individual mixed all the tasted cereals together, resulting in a 'glass of beasts', which was extremely unpleasant.
  • 🎬 The video script is a detailed and humorous account of the individual's journey of tasting various expired cereals from their childhood.

Q & A

  • What was the total cost of the expired cereal collection mentioned in the script?

    -The total cost of the expired cereal collection was one thousand eighty-one dollars and sixty-two cents.

  • What year was the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle cereal box from?

    -The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle cereal box was from 1991.

  • What did the narrator hope to win with the 'Dazzle Diamond Scope' found in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle cereal box?

    -The narrator hoped to win a $4,000 one-carat diamond with the 'Dazzle Diamond Scope'.

  • What was the expiration date of the Flutie Flakes cereal box?

    -The Flutie Flakes cereal box expired on November 12, 1999.

  • Why was the Count Chocula cereal box purchased for a higher price on eBay?

    -The Count Chocula cereal box was purchased for a higher price on eBay because it was a discontinued 1987 cereal and considered rare.

  • What was the tagline of Count Chocula?

    -Count Chocula's tagline was 'I've had to eat your cereal, men.'

  • What was the main theme of the Earth cereal?

    -The main theme of the Earth cereal was the Eco mania craze, inspired by the character Steve Urkel from the sitcom Family Matters.

  • What promotional item did each box of the Addams Family cereal come with?

    -Each box of the Addams Family cereal came with a sweet flashlight.

  • What was the GI Joe action stars cereal originally created to promote?

    -The GI Joe action stars cereal was originally created to promote the cartoon 'GI Joe: A Real American Hero'.

  • What was the narrator's overall experience with tasting the expired cereals?

    -The narrator's overall experience with tasting the expired cereals was negative, with most of them tasting like stale, rotten, or chemically-flavored food, and some even causing physical discomfort.

Outlines

00:00

🍩 Nostalgic Cereal Taste Test: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles & Batman

The video script begins with the host introducing their unique project of reliving childhood memories through expired cereals. They have spent a significant amount of money to collect these cereals from their past. The first cereal discussed is Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle cereal from 1991, which includes crunchy sweet pieces and marshmallows shaped like the characters. The host reminisces about the cereal's commercial and expresses excitement to taste it after so many years. Following this, the host moves on to the 1989 Batman cereal, which is honey nut flavored and shaped like bats. The host shares their childhood admiration for Batman and describes the cereal's commercial, ending with their personal taste test of both cereals.

05:02

πŸ₯£ A Stale Journey Through Time: Flutie Flakes, Count Chocula, and Earth Grahams

The second paragraph of the script continues the cereal tasting adventure with Flutie Flakes from 1989, a special edition cereal supporting the Doug Flutie Jr. Foundation for autism. The host describes the cereal's appearance and smell, comparing it to Frosted Flakes and ultimately sharing their taste experience. Next, the host introduces Count Chocula from 1987, a chocolate-flavored cereal with marshmallows. Despite the high cost and age of the cereal, the host bravely tastes it, describing its smell and taste in vivid detail. The segment concludes with Earth Grahams from 1991, a strawberry and banana-flavored cereal that capitalizes on the environmental craze of the time. The host provides a brief overview of the cereal's concept and packaging before sharing their thoughts on the taste.

10:02

🍿 A Fiery Encounter with Addams Family and GI Joe Cereals

In the third paragraph, the host tackles two more cereals from their collection: The Addams Family cereal from 1991 and GI Joe Action Stars from 1985. The Addams Family cereal is described as a creepy take on sugary cereals, with pieces resembling body parts. The host shares their childhood memories associated with the cereal and the film it was tied to, and provides a detailed account of its taste and aftertaste. The GI Joe Action Stars cereal is approached with a sense of nostalgia for the cartoon and action figures, but the host is met with a challenging experience due to the cereal's age and condition. The description of the taste and the host's reaction offer a humorous and cautionary tale about the perils of consuming very old cereal.

15:02

πŸ₯€ A Mix of Nostalgia and Discomfort: The Aftermath of Expired Cereal Consumption

The final paragraph of the script describes the host's decision to blend all the tasted cereals into a mixture in an attempt to fully immerse themselves in the nostalgia of their childhood. The segment is filled with vivid descriptions of the smell and taste of the mixture, with the host expressing a mix of fascination and discomfort. The host's determination to complete the challenge is evident, despite the less-than-pleasant sensory experiences. The script ends with the host's reflection on the journey of consuming expired cereals and their gratitude to the viewers for joining them in this unique experience.

Mindmap

Keywords

πŸ’‘Expired Cereals

Expired Cereals refer to boxes of cereal that have surpassed their recommended consumption dates, often resulting in altered taste and texture. In the video, theθΏ‡ζœŸ cereals are central to the theme as the speaker taste tests various childhood cereals, noting how their flavors have changed over time due to expiration.

πŸ’‘Nostalgia

Nostalgia is a sentimental longing or wistful affection for the past, typically for a period or place with happy personal associations. In the video, nostalgia is a key theme as the speaker embarks on a journey to relive their childhood through the taste test of expired cereals, aiming to transport themselves back to the 1990s and evoke memories of their youth.

πŸ’‘Taste Test

A taste test is an activity where individuals sample and evaluate the flavor of different food items. In the context of the video, the taste test is the primary method used by the speaker to assess the quality and flavor of the expired cereals, providing a subjective evaluation of each one.

πŸ’‘Childhood Memories

Childhood memories are recollections of events or experiences from one's early life. In the video, the speaker attempts to rekindle these memories by consuming cereals from their childhood, aiming to relive the joy and excitement associated with these products.

πŸ’‘Cereal Commercials

Cereal commercials are advertisements specifically designed to promote breakfast cereals to consumers, often featuring colorful animations, catchy jingles, and appealing characters. In the video, the speaker references various cereal commercials as part of their nostalgic journey, highlighting the impact these advertisements had on their childhood choices and preferences.

πŸ’‘Cereal Marshmallows

Cereal marshmallows are the soft, sweet, and often character-shaped pieces commonly found in various types of breakfast cereals. They add a unique texture and flavor to the cereal, enhancing the overall eating experience. In the video, the speaker discusses the marshmallows in the context of the taste test, noting how they have changed over time and affected the taste of the cereal.

πŸ’‘Cereal Boxes

Cereal boxes are the packaging used for containing and selling breakfast cereals. They often feature colorful designs, branding, and promotional content, such as games or collectibles. In the video, the cereal boxes are significant as they hold both the expired cereals and the nostalgic elements that the speaker is seeking to revisit.

πŸ’‘Ebay

eBay is an online marketplace where individuals can buy and sell a wide variety of goods and services, including collectibles and vintage items. In the video, eBay serves as the platform where the speaker finds and purchases the expired cereals from their childhood.

πŸ’‘Taste Descriptions

Taste descriptions are the subjective evaluations of the flavor and texture of food items. They often involve similes and metaphors to convey the unique sensory experience of consuming a particular food. In the video, the speaker provides various taste descriptions to communicate their experience with the expired cereals to the audience.

πŸ’‘Food Safety

Food safety refers to the prevention, elimination, or reduction of foodborne risks that could cause harm to consumers. It involves proper handling, storage, and preparation of food items to ensure they are safe for consumption. In the video, food safety is an underlying concern as the speaker consumes expired cereals, which could potentially pose health risks due to their age.

πŸ’‘Collectibles

Collectibles are items that are gathered and kept due to their sentimental value, rarity, or potential for appreciation in value over time. In the video, collectibles are referenced in the context of the cereal boxes and the promotional items they contained, such as flashlights and stickers, which the speaker has kept from their childhood.

Highlights

The individual has compiled the perfect collection of expired cereals from their childhood by spending $1081.62 on eBay.

The experiment involves taste-testing each cereal to see if it tastes like the individual remembered from their childhood.

The first cereal tried is Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle cereal from 1991, which includes crunchy sweet pieces and ninja turtle marshmallows.

The individual found a 'dazzle diamond scope' in the Ninja Turtle cereal box, which could potentially win them a $4,000 one-carat diamond.

The Batman cereal from 1989 is described as having a natural honey nut flavor and is tied to the movie Batman starring Michael Keaton.

The Flutie Flakes cereal is a limited edition collectors box, raising funds for the Doug Flutie Jr. Foundation for Autism.

Count Chocula cereal from 1987 is described as a chocolate-flavored frosted cereal with chocolate-flavored marshmallows.

Earth cereal from 1991 is a strawberry and banana flavored circle-shaped cereal that capitalizes on the Eco mania craze.

The Addams Family cereal from 1991 is described as 'creepy crunchy' with a great taste that you'll 'scream for', and each box came with a sweet flashlight.

GI Joe action stars cereal from 1985 is honey and grain star-shaped, said to taste like Lucky Charms without the marshmallows.

The individual describes the taste of expired cereals, comparing them to various other tastes such as a poor man's Chex cereal, paper mache Captain Crunch, and dirty gym socks.

The individual expresses surprise at the persistence of the cereal's sugariness after so many years.

The individual humorously mentions the possibility of winning a diamond from the cereal box.

The individual humorously describes the smell and taste of the expired cereals, using vivid and comedic language.

The individual's journey down memory lane involves consuming a mixture of all the expired cereals at the end of the video.

The individual's experience with the 33-year-old GI Joe cereal ends with a strong aversion due to the presence of bugs and a terrible smell.

The individual concludes the video by thanking the viewers for joining them on their nostalgic journey.

Transcripts

00:00

have a good day la piste here today I

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have one simple question is there a

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price that a human being can pay to

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relive their childhood you're damn right

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there is

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and after scouring the depths of ebay

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and spending one thousand eighty one

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dollars and sixty-two cents I have

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compiled the perfect collection of

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expired serials from my childhood and

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all that I plan on doing right here

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right now is taste testing each and

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every single last one of them and after

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handling some of the boxes I can tell

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that some of them are probably going to

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taste like absolute [Β __Β ] and please stay

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tuned to the end of the video as I

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transport myself back to 1997 the only

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way I know how with a with a bull cut

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and those giant 90s glasses so without

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further ado let's get started this shall

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be fun

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now the first expired cereal from my

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childhood it's so probably one of my

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most favorite cartoons growing up as a

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kid the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle

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cereal made by the Ralston Purina

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company and this specific box is from

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1991 and all that the Teenage Mutant

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Ninja Turtle cereal consists of our

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crunchy sweet and ninja nets with a

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ninja turtle marshmallows and in the

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commercial you can see bebop and

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Rocksteady as well as shredder stealing

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this little boy's Teenage Mutant Ninja

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Turtle cereal and then the Ninja Turtles

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come rolling in there sweet van and save

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the boy's day and get a cereal back and

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all that I'm going to do right here

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right now today is see if this tastes

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exactly like I remembered it 27 years

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ago and the cool thing is once I find my

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dazzle diamond scope and if it says

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winner

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I could potentially win a $4,000 one

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carat diamond this is this is what it

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looks like so it does still look like

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cereal I found like diamond dazzle scope

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it just fell on the floor that sorry you

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have you are not a winner huh it okay it

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smells like rotting wheat bran

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marshmallow dust let's just pour

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ourselves a nice little cold I did the

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same thing 27 years ago okay I'm just

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gonna taste it and then tell you what I

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think it tastes like again it just it

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smells rotten so I guess the golden

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pieces are supposed to be the ninja

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nutjob beneath the food

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[Music]

03:03

hmm okay take my hand

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it tastes like a poor man's Chex cereal

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oh it definitely did okay now the ninja

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turtle marshmallows taste like if Jesus

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if the leopard the Leprechaun from Lucky

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Charms farted these particular

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marshmallows from his green butt into

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this bowl which is 27 years old so one

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more bite in his mutinous Journal cereal

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wonder what I recommended 27 years later

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yes

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next up strand of 1989 is the official

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Batman cereal which is said to have had

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a natural honey nut flavor and according

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to the commercial it had a smashing

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taste and a honey nut flavoured part of

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your complete breakfast

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now this cereal the pieces look like

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little bats and they made this cereal as

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of 1989 tie-in to the movie Batman

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starring Michael Keaton Jack Nicholson

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and that other blond haired lady who was

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an eight-mile definitely growing up as a

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kid I was a big fan of Batman I still

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have my Batmobile and you go like this

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it does that the cool thing is I have

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this sweet Batman Bank still to this

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very day upstairs I just want to see if

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this tastes like I want remembered it

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from 1989 so here we go here's the cool

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Batman Bank all right

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that's kind of like a finish the solid

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brick they do actually still look like

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bats okay this is good my first wish

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Batman cereal straight from 1989 Oh

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[Music]

05:01

okay it smells like my grandmother's

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attic then day I mean the natural honey

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not flavor it smells kind of like if we

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need the poo drink too much honey and

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then pissed stale honey back into the

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honey pot okay then let's have a bowl

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let's have a bowl of Batman cereal le

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beast Batman cereal

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[Music]

05:49

Oh

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[Music]

05:55

I almost route on that one yeah

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I would say that a 1989 Batman cereal

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tastes like kind of like a paper mache

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Captain Crunch with it with a dose of

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1989 chemicals it's very paper-thin I

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remember that as a kid but any Honey Nut

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natural flavoring that has gone out the

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window it tastes like my grandmother's

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attic would I recommend it no hopefully

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I can wipe the stank out of my mouth

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with these the limited edition

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collectors box of Flutie flakes and as

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you can see American football player

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Doug Flutie was selling this cereal to

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raise funds and awareness for the Doug

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Flutie jr. foundation for autism as his

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son is autistic and for those of you

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don't know who Doug Flutie is he's

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probably best known for his miraculous

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game-winning pass the Hail Mary when he

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was at Boston College and won the game

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over Miami with six seconds left to go

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and because his box of Flutie flakes

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expired on November 12 1999 it is going

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to be a miracle that there's still sugar

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and delicious so without further ado

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let's give it a taste

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okay okay this is what they look like as

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you can see they kind of look like

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frosted flakes right off the bat

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mmm and it smells like a like a stale

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pair of gym socks from a high school

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locker room

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with a hint of cardboard I thought

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there's were gonna be like sugary like

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frosted flakes all right I just did

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everything ass-backwards I poured the

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milk I took a close-up shot and I'm

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going to taste what

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nineteen-year-old fruity flakes taste

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like like that to the Doug Flutie jr.

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foundation for autism I shout you out as

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we take the gun

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oh Jesus

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oh geez okay

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thinking about is that like

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grandmother's house you know she used to

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have a couch with a plastic cover that

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it probably tastes like the dirty couch

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underneath the plastic cover at my

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grandmother's house and if Tony the

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Tiger sneezed semis sugary boogers all

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over some Wheaties this is kind of what

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it tastes like it's will

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Flutie flaked we're good good

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now this next box is cereal I had to

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talk the guy down to about 130 dollars

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on eBay which is this a 1987

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discontinued Count Chocula cereal which

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is nothing more than a chocolate

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flavored frosted cereal with chocolate

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flavored marshmallows and as you can see

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this box is featuring Bailey Lugosi who

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started the 1931 film Dracula and of

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course Count Chocula himself his name is

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Count Chocula because he prefers

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chocolate over blood and his tag line is

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I've had to eat your cereal men today

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even though I really don't want to open

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this because I paid so much money for it

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I definitely remember this as a child

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kind of the writer me of cocoa puffs

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or cocoa pebbles Oh God and I I'm

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opening a mmm a 31 year old box of Count

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Chocula okay I definitely have free

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stickers and it's it's stuck up no it's

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not okay

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all right I was gonna say I didn't see

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the marshmallows but yet you can see the

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marshmallows slightly but I should have

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stickers I was about three years old

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when this came out so let's see if I can

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oh God

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okay first initial smell 1987 count

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truckin

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[Music]

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it does it uh it smells like if Count

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Chocula himself dropped a Dookie into

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this cereal box 31 years ago okay

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chocolate flavored frosted cereal with

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Frost marshmallows I wonder if I should

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wear a mask because there's a lot of

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dust okay

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1987 by the way the commercial for this

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it's kind of freaky like I can't believe

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I actually wanted to eat this stuff when

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I was 3 because watching that commercial

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now I was scared shitless

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[Music]

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hmm

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okay

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[Music]

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Kent's our chemicals it tastes like sour

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chemicals and we'll take one more bite

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added sour huh oh my god

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[Music]

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yeah that can't be good my final

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analysis on the taste of 1987

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discontinued Count Chocula I'm not a

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vegan I have I'm definitely not a vegan

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but if I had to imagine what a vegan

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stale chocolate milkshake would taste

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like with chemicals this is what this

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tastes like

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now this next box of cereal is very rare

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and hard to find but thanks to Kim

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Berlin she helped me locate one of these

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a 1991 Ralston box of Earth clothes

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which are a fun circle shaped cereal

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that should taste like strawberries and

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bananas now in 1991 Ralston decided to

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jump on the Eco mania craze and for

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those of you don't know Steve Urkel was

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this nerdy next-door neighbor on the

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sitcom Family Matters who was in love

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with Laura Winslow he had high pants

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suspenders and some of his catchphrases

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were denied he made and daddy cheese and

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today I admit to you that I've never had

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our clothes in my life but I hope that

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the strawberry and banana will change

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the flavor profile of cardboard [Β __Β ]

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that I've been tasting in all the other

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cereals now this box has in fact come

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open but it looks like a poor man's box

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of Froot Loops with only two colors okay

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there we go

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let's get the official smell so let's

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have an aroma

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it has hmmm it has a semi fruity aroma

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but it smells like a a stale 27 year old

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banana which has been sitting in Steve

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Urkel's pocket for decades is what it

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smells like immediately

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I mean right like I would say the color

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looks okay ideally okay

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her clothes ladies and gentlemen shout

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out to Carl Winslow Wow

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[Music]

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I get a very slight hint of Froot Loops

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yeah if two cans Sam was a 78 year old

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man who just just Froot Loops into a

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bedpan with stale rotting plastic fruit

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pieces this is what our clothes taste

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like not bad they're gonna actually

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taste the sugar now a poor man's front

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loops not bad the air clothes I would

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say have become my favorite tasting

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cereal so far

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now this next cereal I do specifically

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remember and it again comes from Ralston

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straight up from 1991 and that is the

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Adams family cereal which is the creepy

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crunchy cereal with a great taste that

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you'll scream for and was made to tie

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into the 1991 film The Addams Family

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starring Angelica Houston Christopher

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Lloyd Christina Ricci and Raul Julia now

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my favorite part of the cereal is that

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each box came with a sweet flashlight

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and again just like the Batman Bank I

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have one of these cousin it flashlights

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still upstairs in my desk now the pieces

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of the cereal are boneheads chopped up

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hands and dismembered body parts

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apparently

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I just find me looking at the side of

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the box

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I'm a really low fuel oh I'm starting to

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get a headache and it's like I ate an

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entire box of Captain Crunch so a roof

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of my mouth is pretty cut up we're gonna

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speed up the process it looks like

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she's very bland there's no marshmallows

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or anything ah Adams family cereal from

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1991 smells like a dirty car mat that

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you put your feet on and let's let's see

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what it tastes like I've had this as a

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kid it does not smell anything like I

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remember it

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Adams family cereal huh right off the

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bat it tastes like if I licked a sweaty

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man's bald head after he'd been sitting

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in a sauna for three hours

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[Music]

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if I can get past that part it

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there is no marshmallows in the cereal

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but it tastes like once after that stank

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leaves your mouth it's like it finishes

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with like a marshmallow a lucky charm

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marshmallow finish interesting

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alright here's Adams family cereal her

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clothes are still here I would say there

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right about there as the best-tasting

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cereal

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fuckin'-a no that's enough of that

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we're done with that now this last box

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of cereal is 33 years old and a little

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bit before my time but what I have here

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is an expired 1985 box of Ralston GI Joe

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action stars which are said to be honey

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and grain star-shaped cereal that kind

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of tastes like Lucky Charms without the

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marshmallows and a 1983 Ralston created

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this cereal to go along with the cartoon

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GI Joe a Real American Hero and when I

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was in nursery school in 1987 or 1988

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I always remember watching the cartoon

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and playing with the little tiny GI Joe

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action figures and today since I really

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don't remember if I've even tried this

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I'm interested to see what this tastes

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like boy okay

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Oh God okay well it seems like this box

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is gold and it again it's stuck to the

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bottom this is not good okay we'll just

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show it to you like this it's in like a

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gold packaging which is pretty cool I

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guess we'll just open it up okay

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well it's already open Oh Polly are

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there bugs there may be bugs okay it was

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already open okay Oh oh my god

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oh it's a boom it smells like I don't

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even know I just got a whiff of grant my

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grandmother's toilet bowl it kind of

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smells like a dirty patent leather shoe

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penny loafer that's been sitting in a

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stale shoe bin oh god I think there's

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bugs

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that's way too much GI Joe action stars

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I think I know I got like a rash in my

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eyeball we're just gonna do this really

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fast okay no wonder no wonder it's hard

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to find 90 snacks because food is not

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supposed to last this long thirty thirty

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three-year-old GI Joe 1985 action stars

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of God

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this one's brown it's brown okay here we

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go

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I'll take one more bite I'll take one

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more bite hmm it smells like dirty

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Underpants Center 33 years old

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a man's grundle has been in and

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chemicals hmm now I understand why they

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put best if used before yeah Lucky

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Charms GI Joe action stars is a burning

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chemical sensation on the back of my

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throat

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and it smells like if this was filled

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with dogs yet oh it's bet that is

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literally burning the back of my throat

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I think we're done this is the LA beast

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and I just want to say thank you to each

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and every single one of you taking this

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journey down memory lane with me as I

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consumed all those expired cereals but

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right now in order for me to blast

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myself back into my childhood I'm going

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to sit here and chug this entire mixture

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of all of my favorite 90s cereals

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together there's a there's flies coming

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all around the cup Garrity

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I just want to get this done and only a

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little speed up this process God

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Almighty the GI Joes were by far the

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worst but it literally burned the back

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of my throat and that's what on top of

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the glass le beast have a good day this

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may not end well

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oh it smells like old cereal

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I got it I got this all day

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yeah I was assaulted well hurry got this

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oh okay all right I just tasted the 1987

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Count Chocula

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Oh mr. percolo is actually the the

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fruitiness of the strawberry China

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about just clean the garage okay I'm

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going back my childhood thank you again

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these don't work for joining me

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this tastes of the Teenage Mutant Ninja

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Turtle nets and marshmallows

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it's me again

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I am your worst enemy I'm going to take

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over

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you talk abou arrested

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I think I sound weird