IMPOSSIBLE TRY NOT TO LAUGH WITH TALIA!
Summary
TLDRThe video script is a humorous compilation of various TikTok clips and commentary. It features a playful attempt at a 'try not to laugh' challenge, with the host engaging in witty banter and reactions to the content. The script includes skits about asking for directions, a musical cipher by the 'B Squad' set in a prison, and a range of lighthearted and absurd TikToks. The host also speculates on Taylor Swift's potential re-release of an album and discusses the absurdity of certain TikTok trends. The video is a blend of comedy, music, and social media commentary, aiming to entertain and provoke laughter.
Takeaways
- 🎥 The video is a compilation of TikToks and commentary, focusing on humor and entertainment.
- 😂 The host engages in a playful banter with the audience, discussing the theme of 'funny' and 'nice funny' TikToks.
- 🎶 There is a mention of a new single release and a discussion about music, including a cipher by the 'Beta Squad'.
- 🤣 The host reacts to various TikToks, including a humorous skit about asking for directions and ending up in a divorce conversation.
- 👮♂️ A TikTok about a fictional prison scenario with characters from the 'Beta Squad' is discussed, highlighting their improvised raps.
- 🎭 The host rates the TikToks and provides commentary on the performances, mentioning that some of the raps felt a bit offbeat.
- 🐕 Dog TikToks are highlighted as being particularly entertaining, with a debate on whether cats or dogs make better TikTok subjects.
- 🚪 A humorous segment about knocking on doors versus using doorbells is discussed, with the host sharing personal preferences.
- 🎮 The host talks about video game achievements and rankings, expressing excitement about reaching a new level in a game.
- 🎵 The host listens to Taylor Swift's new album for the first time and jokes about buying expensive concert tickets.
- 🐦 A bizarre scenario involving a pigeon in a room and the host's reaction to it is mentioned, adding to the video's comedic elements.
Q & A
What is the setting of the video where the host is asking for directions?
-The setting is a street where the host pretends to be listening to music through an earphone and asks for directions to Rockefeller Center.
What is the context of the joke involving a divorce?
-The joke is a part of a skit where the host is pretending to be listening to music and when asked for directions, the response is a surprise question about wanting a divorce.
What is the 'beta Squad' mentioned in the script?
-The 'beta Squad' refers to a group that performs a cipher, which is a type of organized rap battle, in a video that the host and his guest discuss.
What is the humorous situation involving the rappers being in prison?
-The humorous situation is a video where the rappers are acting as if they are in prison, with each having a unique reason for being there, and they perform a cipher while in this pretend scenario.
What does the host think about the 'cipher' performed by the beta Squad?
-The host enjoyed the cipher, giving it an 8 out of 10, appreciating the vibes and disses, even though they seemed to come out of left field.
What is the challenge the host mentions regarding the TikTok where one has to try and not make it look sad?
-The challenge is a popular trend on TikTok where participants have to act sad without showing it on their face, demonstrating impressive facial control.
What is the host's opinion on dogs and cats in TikTok videos?
-The host prefers dog TikTok videos, stating that they are the best and implying that cat videos are not as enjoyable.
What is the 'Easter egg' the host talks about in relation to Taylor Swift?
-The 'Easter egg' is a hidden message or clue that the host believes Taylor Swift has included in a music video, hinting at a future event or announcement.
What does the host predict about Taylor Swift's future actions based on the Easter egg?
-The host predicts that Taylor Swift might announce the re-release of her album 'Reputation' on June 22nd, based on the Easter egg found in her Fortnite music video.
What is the humorous misunderstanding in the script involving the question 'If you were born a year ago, how old would you be now'?
-The humorous misunderstanding occurs when the person asked the question interprets it as relating to life progression and starts talking about running faster and doing more, instead of simply being a year old.
What is the host's reaction to the video of the skinless dog eating chili with potatoes?
-The host finds the video bizarre and uncomfortable, suggesting that the person in the video should stop and expressing secondhand embarrassment.
Outlines
😄 Hilarious TikToks and Misunderstandings
The first paragraph features a comedic TikTok challenge where the host tries not to laugh while watching and commenting on various humorous videos. The content includes awkward social situations, such as asking for directions at Rockefeller Center, and a playful interaction with a prank involving an earphone. There's also a discussion about a 'beta Squad' cipher video, where the group members perform in a prison setting, with comments on their performances and a critique of the delivery and content. The paragraph ends with a joke about a character's commitment to a role and a pun on a TikTok challenge.
🐶 Quirky Animal TikToks and Personal Anecdotes
This paragraph delves into the world of pet TikToks, with a preference for dogs over cats, and humorous observations about pets' behaviors. It includes a debate about the effort required to knock on doors versus pressing doorbells, and a light-hearted conversation about life progression and the misunderstanding of a question about age. There's also a segment on gamers' mindset, a discussion about ranking up in games, and personal stories about a significant beard-shaving event and its family reaction, leading to a playful banter about the idea of a friend shaving his beard.
🎶 Music, Conspiracy Theories, and Unexpected Pets
The third paragraph discusses listening to Taylor Swift's new album for the first time, with playful banter about setting expectations for the album's quality. It then shifts to a conspiracy theory about Taylor Swift's music video for 'Fortnite', suggesting hidden meanings and future political ambitions. The conversation takes a humorous turn with a discussion about re-releasing an album and the reactions of fans born in 2006. The paragraph concludes with a bizarre story about a pigeon becoming a pet during lockdown and a series of strange and funny dog videos that provoke shock and laughter.
😂 Embarrassing Moments and Dark Comedy
The final paragraph presents a series of cringe-worthy and awkward situations, starting with a Call of Duty-related misunderstanding and a child's innocent yet embarrassing comment. It includes a humorous misinterpretation of a phrase and a discussion about befriending children. The paragraph continues with a bizarre food analogy involving a 'skinless dog' and a debate about the appropriateness of names for pets. It concludes with a dark comedy segment featuring a 'beta Squad Cipher' battle rap, where the participants exchange harsh but entertaining insults, showcasing the art of rap and the performers' wit.
Mindmap
Keywords
💡TikTok
💡Try not to laugh
💡Rockefeller Center
💡Divorce
💡B Squad
💡Prison
💡Delivery
💡Taylor Swift
💡Pigeon
💡Darkest
Highlights
Introduction to a TikTok challenge video with a humorous twist.
Comedic misunderstanding in asking for directions at Rockefeller Center.
Engaging in a playful scenario pretending an earphone is a communication device.
Joke about a divorce situation arising from asking for directions humorously falls flat.
Discussion on the upcoming release of a single and promotion strategies.
Review and rating of the latest Beta Squad video featuring a prison cipher.
Humorous commentary on the characters and their behaviors in the Beta Squad video.
Impromptu rap battle analysis with a focus on the authenticity and delivery.
Cringe-worthy moment when a character in the video is caught in a compromising situation.
Debate on the quality of vocals and the authenticity of the prison scenario.
Lighthearted banter about dog TikToks being superior to cat TikToks.
Discussion on the absurdity of not lifting hands when greeting someone.
Amusing anecdote about a man who asks easy questions to people.
Reflection on the importance of life's small details and the effort they require.
Personal story about shaving a beard for the first time in a decade.
Taylor Swift album review and speculation about future re-releases.
Excitement over purchasing tickets for an ARS tour at a high price.
Conspiracy theory about Taylor Swift running for president based on a music video.
Unexpected encounter with a pigeon in a room leading to a humorous situation.
Discussion on the peculiarity of dogs wearing hoods and the reactions they elicit.
Engaging in a humorous debate about the height of celebrities and personal preferences.
Unexpected and humorous video of a child playing Call of Duty and its consequences.
Cringe-worthy video of a man eating chili with potatoes in an unconventional manner.
Secondhand embarrassment experienced from watching awkward videos.
Beta Squad Cipher featuring a surprise appearance by Darkest and his rap battle.
Closing remarks and thanks to viewers for watching the video.
Transcripts
ladies and gentlemen welcome to a tick
Tok try not to laugh I guess but do I
actually have to try no cuz that that
would make the most boring video sitting
silence just
like right we have a range of Tik toks
we're going to watch them and talk is
there a theme no cool funny nice funny
is your theme I'll be the judge look at
my new
Nails sorry ready yeah hey excuse me do
you know where Rockefeller Center is
uh yeah okay thank
you I mean fair enough I'd be so awkward
in that situation I just hope I'm never
at the end of that all right let me
Pretend This is like an earphone okay
pretend it's in all right I'm walking
down the street yeah I know why I'm
walking with you but no you're not
walking with me you're going to stop me
and ask for directions you hear that I'm
you're asking me for directions you do
you want a divorce is that what's
happening
ready hi excuse me do you know where
Rockefeller Cent is I haven't taken the
I haven't taken it out my ear how are
you that's what they did yeah but
pretend it's a normal situation okay hi
hi uh tar [ __ ] always
knows oh I see yeah it was a long dumb
joke which you ruined multiple times I
was trying to promo you it wasn't clear
but my single does come out very soon
speaking of music yeah have you seen
this no latest beta Squad video they do
a cipher they're in prison you can rate
them off oh no I feel bad cuz I don't
they're not doing it seriously look they
got me locked loed in the prison B Squad
system Kenny's in his own Wing cuz he
touches
children ni talking in a different
action I think he's a sickle AJ is a
weirdo and shy with his girlfriend and
his mom they look like
kmir who's next up who's next up all
right what we saying is this improv I
think they gave them like five minutes
to write it it's not like written
written I mean The Vibes were there the
disses were there I feel like they came
out of left field a little bit people C
in some Strays I'm going to give it an 8
out of 10 Chuck Z I enjoyed it I don't
want to go to solitary F lock me up now
it's looking kind of scary but here with
my boys do cuz I'm a Gangster but you
want to put me in the prison with a
prankster forget that put me in that
solit Tre he's fighting the beat one of
them was on the knees in the back
upstairs and I'm pretty sure the main
guy had no hair what we saiding about
that I did not enjoy that he was
fighting the be he was a little bit
fighting the beat he was chasing he was
like he was ahead saying like five yeah
okay fair you ready for Kenny's vocals
oh I'm in
[Music]
jail time and I need a
b okay I said lost to leave the prison
and I get no Bell TI a chain to my unit
ain't the first time in a Cell dropping
up an IM if they want to try to fist I
probably won't shower cuz I don't want
to take the the risk AJ small big back
with long hair he ends up in there you
already know he's
pissed bit of a weird one like it just
kind of ended yeah it was over but the
vocals vocals that little
oh yeah okay I got no I don't remember
the tune yeah seven okay but it was
short six I'm in prison with the guys
getting lit just like a bunson I'm in
cat a chilling with the nonsense let me
tell you what I seen ins the hole darker
still bold junks dropped the soap and
Kenny got caught lacking with a child on
the phone this goes out into that
freaking solitary I like all the beef
I'm not
vegetar his deliver is the best I just
want to say sorry to the judge I just
want to say sorry to my mom I just W to
say sorry to the judge I just want to
say sorry to my mom I'm sorry I'm sorry
I'm in his head he's still
going 10 10 delivery s in the house okay
I lost the challenge and now I got to
speak Scouts I love a chicken and a
chips and a can of
Coke all these guys are asking me to
hold their wood and I don't know if I
should cuz I bet it feels good
has he got an effect on his face no he
put fake tattoos no you know that do you
mean you know that challenge on Tik Tok
where you have to try and not make it
look sad no that's just he's in prison
that he doesn't look like oh no that is
some impressive facial control he's a
great actor yeah I love the little scous
line and then he committed to the beit
seven all right AJ won that that
delivery was 101 anyways back to normal
Tik toks
yeah oh my that's
scary I reckon Lilo would do that
100% I think you would do
that just come home I'm under the coffee
table but you want to eat my
dinner that's so good dog Tik toks are
the best yeah not cats cats suck I do
like cat Tik Tok cats suck I like cats
now okay I've come to the other side
realizing we don't need to lift our
hands to that's so true you know you
know when you go to the door oh yeah
why' you do this yeah
[Music]
it just looks you also I feel like you
don't have enough like here you you do
yeah but look how much effort like if
you it's more effort to move your arm
than your wrist nah because it's your
arm I need to be careful do you know
what I'm going to back out the
conversation I like knocking on doors I
don't like a doorbell is that weird what
are you I prefer you back out the
conversation no I know stay back down
this point I've seen this guy all he
does is ask people easy questions yeah
if you was born a year ago how old how
old would you be now a year old okay
just checking cuz everyone gets that
wrong how what they say cuz they think
if I like you could think if I was born
a year ago they would think a year after
when you were born no I don't anyone I'm
not saying it function I'm trying to
back everyone up online I'm not backing
him every year I think it's to life
progressing um thing so be I mean the
the day before or the day after I don't
I don't think so in this time it things
that kind of things matter so I mean how
how long you can jump
that I mean the real thing is realistic
I mean if you want to be the day before
I mean it don't make the um what does he
think happened so if he was born a year
ago how old would you be now I mean
maybe I I run bit more faster bit more I
have traveled more I have done I mean
the day before you come the more you can
do if you w't try to do it if you want
to do it what just happened that is
definitely a loss in Translation thing
cuz sometimes I say to my N I speak I
say something and she answered something
back and I'm like not even close to what
I asked you not even close that's
definitely my guy did not think he what
did he think he asked I how are you
relating any words in that running I
think what he heard was like if you were
born a like if with an extra year do you
think like what do you think your life
would be that's why I think he heard so
why did he why did he go to running he
like you know I could probably run fast
I could do more I could do this I don't
know I'm trying to back him but like how
Gamers who play ranked think life will
be after the level I already feel
targeted so guess what guys what's going
on man what's good with you I just made
it to
platinum I'm PA P okay it's nothing but
how life been same old same just on go
level that's good I really appreciate
that man M love anyway yeah so we'll
talk later cuz CU I'm trying to get to
the next level you know what I'm saying
man because I'm
Platinum it is mad how little everyone
cares I care you care that that guy's
Platinum no PL [ __ ] what I'm joking I'm
joking okay I get it though no one else
cares yeah but I care and I care about
other people's ranks like when they rank
up I'm Gass I am I always I got the gold
one on uh damage the other day oh on on
OverWatch
yay you've been higher than that I'm not
impressed I have I don't play much but
look how little you care shave my beard
off for the first time in like 10 years
my kids were super excited about I want
Josh to do this at some point I don't I
do I I've seen him once I think without
I'm sure he'd look fine no he has to
that's like seeing someone without their
clothes on he will literally grow it
back in 4 days I know but like Josh is a
beard he is 90% hair
[Laughter]
[Music]
this would be me if Josh DED his
bed that would actually be
frya I want to see if Josh came home
with no beard that would be FR what she
cry that's a good chance what I don't
think he'd look bad I just think it
would be wrong no no no you're saying he
would look awful no it would be wrong
you've just said it would make Freya cry
yeah you can't say he looks good no I
think it would make F cry but not
because he looks bad well we're
hold a minute we're attacking You Again
Taylor Swift fans I'm going to fight to
the death if I need to here all right
I'm going to listen to Taylor's new
album for the first time ever let's go I
reckon they're going to go that was
amazing this is the best album in the
world I love it this is her best album
yet okay well I didn't do that that is
exactly what you do no I didn't I
listened to the whole thing you listened
to the first one you're like oh my God
say this this new album the way the
first song comes in okay yeah know I do
that no because you can set the tone cuz
it's Sonic you haven't even heard the
album no but there's Sonic cohesion
album so once you hear the first song
you get the it sets the
precedent if you know you know I love it
this is her best album yet I also give
more than
that
I yes I just bought ARS tour tickets for
$10,000 each that's such a good deal I
just found a new Easter egg for the
swifties no way really yeah so in the
fortnite music video you'll notice that
Taylor has two eyes one two this
represents in 2 years she is going to
run for president of the whole no but
all jokes are oh my God I think she
might announce reputation at the show
that I'm going to on the 22nd but anyway
nothing is a coincidence with Taylor
Swift she plans things years in advance
this is going to happen in 2 years I'm
just saying if she announces reputation
Taylor's version 22nd of June what is
reputation reputation is her album that
was about like Kanye so if she
re-releases an album no that specific
one on June 22nd she's she's
re-releasing one of them scoter braon
stole her so this is Taylor's version
yeah but 22nd but they're going to be
the same album she re-records and she
adds songs okay so what you're telling
me is she's going to announce that she's
re-releasing the same songs with a
couple extra yes but you don't get it
the realization people were born in 2006
and now in the club this is why I don't
want to go out
2006
2006 that is outrageous what anyone born
after 2001 is a toddler why are they
still playing dizney
Rascal how the [ __ ] did you pick that up
how did you pick out of all of that you
picked that out what do you want me to
just stare at the woman on the
screen exactly I'm two steps ahead you
know what I'm three steps ahead yeah
yeah Taylor Swift looks up to
me she would never she actually would
cuz I'm 6 foot you're taller than 6ot it
doesn't matter I'm above 6ot so she
would look up to me in heels she
wouldn't she's be taller than you no she
wouldn't she's 5' 11 she's five
11 she gives short people energy she is
tall you don't know she was tall not
that tall really that's not that's tall
for anyone yeah oh she be she saw than
most of the Sid
men that felt like a shot for no reason
how did a Cen bin get into Ghana fam how
is this even possible bro how is this
even possible listen someone tagged
their dad or sa bro because this one
hair is unacceptable how does it get
there oh my God me and G used to Pigeon
watch all the time
it was in lockdown when we were only
allowed
to yeah to be fair we both are oh what
the [ __ ] is going on get out oh he's
cute pige in my room get what do you do
he's my pet now you just keep him yeah
as soon as he leaves you'll go like oh
yeah bill I would never call a pigeon
Bill why such a waste of a name you get
to call a pigeon you can call them
anything cuz it's not even a person so
you don't have to be serious and you're
going to call it Bill give me your name
go I don't know I'm overwhelmed
Taylor
Swift that is
horrible that's worse that is wor oh I
hate it that one's chilling that one's
calm it's creepy ooh Don't Lie the one
on the right is horrible you want to do
this to both our dogs now right I do I
don't like the hoods they are so well
hidden imagine walking down that's
horrible like imagine walking right down
the street you walk past the playground
mm you look to your right and you see
that you wouldn't think anything of it
but you'd be like I swear I just saw a
dog you wouldn't think anything of it if
you saw that you walk past you have a
look you walk back I then look back
again if I think I've seen that I I
don't think I'd clock that's a dog
there's no way if I have any mild
thought that oh that looked like a dog I
would still turn around to be like in my
head thinking that person looks like a
dog how funny you would clock that this
one is a dog no but if you're saying
that I have any suspicion I'm checking
again and if I see a dog there I don't
know what I do you would carry on no I'd
have to what would you do I'd have to go
and find the owner or figure out what's
going on cuz I need to know if that dog
is sentient or yeah but what if you okay
you walk past the dog you clock it yeah
and it just goes
woof now what and then the other one
goes woof woof
woof and then they Spud so when you are
they literally saying woof or are they
no they're saying woof one of them is
literally making this noise woof I'm
looking for an Escape Route and I'm
getting my phone out to film it you're
staying there to film it yeah yeah
you're dead I know oh I've SE I've seen
this is it the one that makes the really
weird noise
screaming how is no one
looking no they are they're creasing to
be fair if I'm one of these people back
here I'm thinking that's a person yeah
and in which case I don't want to turn
around yeah you don't want to draw
attention to them and then I'll get home
and I'll see a video of a dog going oh
that was on my bus Journey
I just got turned on by a [ __ ] child
I mean okay listen guys listen if you
understand Call of Duty terms
I got turned on by wait one more time
the way he clocks himself by a [ __ ]
child I mean w okay
whoa whoa that is
outrageous St coming it's the r chance
he speaks clearly and he says this
that's so true when you this worst your
mama leave me alone God leave I make
this mistake all the
time how many kids are you befriended no
it's in like I don't know every child I
see well not out in the street it's like
friends kids I'm always the one that's
like ah child and then before I know it
they're like hi and you're just like oh
I don't want to interact I don't think
any of them like you call a dog with no
fur oh this is going to be one of those