Crushes Be Like
Summary
TLDRThe video script humorously explores the highs and lows of having a crush, from the excitement and motivation it brings to the potential for heartbreak and embarrassment. It recounts the narrator's experiences, starting with his first crush at age five and the simple joy of playing Legos together. The script humorously delves into the awkwardness of middle school relationships, the pain of unrequited love, and the absurdity of developing feelings for fictional characters. It also vividly describes a cringe-worthy moment involving a playground chicken fight, where the narrator, despite the odds, initially triumphs but ultimately suffers a painful and embarrassing defeat in front of his crush, Lexi. The story serves as a relatable and comedic reminder of the emotional rollercoaster that comes with crushes and the inevitable awkwardness of youth.
Takeaways
- 🌍 The world can seem cold and gray, but having a crush can bring excitement and vibrancy to life.
- 🛌 Crushes provide a reason to wake up, smile, and strive to impress someone, but they can also lead to deep disappointment.
- 🏋️♂️ People have been known to go to great lengths, including risking their lives, to impress their crush.
- 🧩 The speaker's first crush was at a young age, demonstrating that crushes can happen at any time.
- 💔 The pain of seeing a crush with someone else can be a harsh reality, even at a young age.
- 🤔 There are three possible outcomes when confessing a crush: rejection, unrequited feelings, or a short-lived relationship.
- 😳 Middle school relationships are often awkward and can be a source of embarrassment.
- 🎭 Having a crush on a fictional character can be confusing and frustrating, as they can't reciprocate feelings.
- 📉 When around a crush, people may experience a drop in charisma and an increase in nervousness or awkwardness.
- 🤕 The pain of embarrassment in front of a crush can be intense and long-lasting.
- 🏃♂️ The story concludes with a humorous anecdote about a childhood crush and the lengths one went to avoid embarrassment, highlighting the sometimes humorous and always challenging nature of crushes.
Q & A
What is the main theme of the transcript?
-The main theme of the transcript is the experience of having a crush and the various emotions and situations it can lead to, including excitement, embarrassment, and heartbreak.
Why does the speaker believe crushes can make the world seem more vibrant?
-The speaker believes crushes can make the world seem more vibrant because they provide a sense of purpose, motivation to impress, and a reason to smile, which can brighten up one's day.
What are the three possible outcomes the speaker mentions regarding confessing a crush?
-The three possible outcomes are: 1) The crush is not reciprocated and the person feels embarrassed or rejected. 2) The person never builds up the courage to confess and ends up watching their crush with someone else. 3) The crush is reciprocated, leading to a relationship, which the speaker humorously suggests might be the worst outcome due to the awkwardness of young relationships.
Why does the speaker say having a crush on a fictional character can be tough?
-Having a crush on a fictional character can be tough because the character can engage in romantic or亲密 (intimate) situations with other characters within the story, causing the person with the crush to feel jealous or upset even though they know it's not real.
What is the 'specialty move' the speaker uses in the chicken fight?
-The speaker's 'specialty move' in the chicken fight is the 'python squeeze', which he uses to immobilize his opponent.
How does the speaker describe the impact of having a crush on one's behavior?
-The speaker describes that having a crush can significantly impact one's behavior, often leading to a decrease in charisma, an increase in stuttering, a decrease in strength, and a higher chance of being put in awkward or embarrassing situations.
What is the humorous anecdote the speaker shares about his first crush?
-The speaker shares a humorous anecdote about his first crush when he was five years old, involving a playful invitation to 'Lego my ego', which he didn't fully understand but used as a pick-up line.
What is the significance of the 'bright blue basketball shorts' in the story?
-The 'bright blue basketball shorts' are significant because they are what the speaker was wearing during a particularly embarrassing moment when he fell in front of his crush after a chicken fight.
How does the speaker describe the feeling of having a crush in middle school?
-The speaker humorously describes having a crush in middle school as being more challenging than in other periods due to the heightened potential for embarrassment and the intensity of young emotions.
What is the moral or lesson the speaker draws from his experiences with crushes?
-The moral of the story, as implied by the speaker, is that while crushes can bring excitement and motivation, they can also lead to embarrassment and emotional pain, and that such experiences are a part of growing up.
Why does the speaker mention 'Lola Bunny' from 'Teen Titans'?
-The speaker mentions 'Lola Bunny' as an example of having a crush on a fictional character, highlighting the absurdity and the emotional impact of such a crush, even though it's unattainable.
Outlines
😀 The Ups and Downs of Crushes
The first paragraph humorously explores the excitement and challenges that come with having a crush. It starts by acknowledging the world's occasional coldness and how crushes can bring vibrancy to life. The speaker reminisces about his first crush at age five and the playful interactions they shared, such as playing with Legos. However, the narrative takes a turn when he describes the pain of seeing his crush with someone else, leading to a broader discussion on the three possible outcomes of having a crush: confessing and facing rejection, not confessing and watching the crush be with someone else, or starting a relationship that's often awkward and short-lived. The paragraph also touches on the unique difficulty of having a crush on a fictional character, using personal anecdotes about being infatuated with cartoon characters from his childhood. It concludes with a reflection on how a crush can temporarily alter one's behavior and abilities, often for the worse, in the presence of the object of their affection.
😅 Embarrassment and the Agony of Defeat
The second paragraph recounts a personal story of embarrassment in front of a crush during a schoolyard game. The speaker describes a sunny day in second grade when he was wearing his favorite shorts and was eager to play on the monkey bars. He engages in a 'chicken fight' game, which escalates into a battle royale with his classmates. When it's his turn, he is spurred on by the presence of his two-week crush, Lexi, watching the game. Despite the intimidating prospect of facing Axel, the undisputed champion, he manages to win the first round using a move called the 'python squeeze.' However, in the rematch, Axel retaliates by kicking the speaker in a sensitive area. Despite the intense pain, he refuses to lose in front of Lexi and fights back with a powerful combo, ultimately defeating Axel. But in his haste to escape the embarrassment, he trips over his shorts and falls flat on his face in front of the entire class, including Lexi. The story ends with a reflection on the inevitability of such embarrassing moments when one's crush is involved.
Mindmap
Keywords
💡Crush
💡Vibrance
💡Impress
💡Middle School Relationship
💡Fictional Character Crush
💡Charisma
💡Embarrassment
💡Chicken Fight
💡Stacy and Jimmy
💡Cartel
💡Nerf
Highlights
Crushes can bring excitement and vibrance to life, giving one something to wake up for and smile about.
Having a crush can also lead to feelings of depression if the person does not reciprocate the feelings.
The speaker humorously recounts his first crush at the age of five, involving a playful invitation to play with Legos.
The realization that crushes can cause pain, especially before high school, is illustrated through a personal anecdote.
Three possible outcomes of having a crush are described: confession leading to rejection, not confessing and watching the crush be with someone else, or the ideal scenario of mutual affection.
Middle school relationships are humorously described as short-lived and filled with awkwardness.
The challenges of having a crush on a fictional character are explored, highlighting the impossibility of interaction.
The speaker admits his past attraction to Lola Bunny from 'Teen Titans' and the cartoon character from 'Shark Tale', both named Lola.
When speaking to a crush, the speaker humorously describes a sudden drop in charisma and an increase in awkwardness.
The transcript includes a recollection of a painful and embarrassing moment involving a physical altercation during childhood.
The story concludes with a moral that suggests crushes, while they can bring excitement, also come with the risk of embarrassment and pain.
The use of humor and personal anecdotes to illustrate the highs and lows of having a crush.
The narrative explores the emotional rollercoaster associated with crushes, from the thrill of attraction to the agony of unrequited feelings.
Anecdotes serve to highlight the universality of the crush experience, from childhood to adolescence.
The speaker uses exaggerated scenarios to emphasize the lengths people may go to impress their crush.
The transcript humorously addresses the social dynamics and peer pressure often associated with school-age crushes.
The story of the speaker's first crush and the subsequent heartbreak provides a lighthearted look at the complexities of young love.
The description of the 'perfect scenario' of mutual crushes turning into a middle school relationship satirizes the brevity and intensity of such relationships.
The challenges of unrequited love are depicted through the relatable and cringe-worthy experiences of the speaker.
Transcripts
man sometimes this world can be a little
cold it can get a little gray but there
is nothing that can bring more
excitement and Vibrance to your life
than having a crush I mean it gives you
something to wake up for something to
smile for someone to impress and someone
to be absolutely crushed by leaving you
more depressed than ever before which is
when you get a new crush I mean crushes
make the world go around everyone's had
a crush at some point in time and
sometimes that [ __ ] gets too serious I
mean I've had homies prepared to throw
away their entire lives just to impress
their Crush bro oh my God look at these
big weights I wonder if anyone's strong
enough to lift
these oh my God look at this big jump I
wonder if anyone's athletic enough to
make oh my god look how creepy this cave
is I wonder if anyone's brave enough oh
my god look how tall this building is I
wonder if anyone could stick The
Landing I said I wonder if anyone could
stick the l oh ew did he just die oh my
God I'm getting the I nope nope uh just
getting a few extra reps in man I
remember my first crush like it was
yesterday bro she was 5 years old um but
but I was 5 years old too right like so
it's not it wasn't actually yesterday
you know it's a saying but um uh we were
both 5 years old and I remember sliding
in smooth as hell yo shorty you like
Legos uh yeah how about you and me go
Lego my ego h uh what what does that
even mean [ __ ] I I don't even know I I
i' seen it in a in a commercial
once and after that day me and Rose hung
out all the time we'd be playing Legos
we'd link up at recess and I couldn't
help but let her know how I truly felt
hey Rose uh I like you oh I like you too
and that [ __ ] had me thinking damn this
life [ __ ] is easy as hell I'm barely 5
years old and I already got a wife to
raise my kid little did my dumb ass know
life wasn't all sunshine and rainbows
cuz when I came to class the next day I
saw Rose playing Lego with another dude
and that was the day I realized crushes
cause nothing but pain especially before
high school cuz let's just think about
the three possible outcomes one you have
a crush on this girl and you decide to
tell her cuz what's the Worst That Could
Happen man you guys are
right uh a Stacy yeah I have a crush on
on
you [ __ ] ug as or two you never build
up the courage to tell her and end up
watching your crush sit in a tree with
the faster kid who had the light up
Sketchers in the Charizard EX and we all
know what happens when Stacy and Jimmy
are sitting in a tree or elcome three
you confess to your crush and it's the
perfect scenario I I like you too now
you've officially started your first
Middle School relationship which is
probably the worst outcome of all bro
cuz now you've been sentenced to 14 days
of Relentless cringe and countless
awkward scenarios and I say 14 days cuz
that shit's lasting 14 days max bro hey
Stacy uh do you want to be my girlfriend
yeah okay oh yeah awesome yeah awesome
woohoo so so do you uh do do you want to
like hold like hold hands or or
something yeah sure so uh Stacy I've
been thinking I don't think this whole
thing is going to work out oh okay it's
not me it's you oh wait wait wait wait
what yo [ __ ] my ass BR or what's even
more tough than having a crush in middle
school is having a crush on a fictional
character bro cuz it's like you'll just
be chilling watching some Teen Titans
eating cereal or whatever all a sudden
your crush is kissing other dudes right
in front of you and you can't even do
[ __ ] about it I remember back in my day
I was down hurt horrendous for Lola
Bunny bro and I really don't know how I
feel about admitting my attraction
towards a 2d cartoon bunny but you got
to remember this was in the past like
this was at least like like at least
like like two months ago and maybe I'm
tweaking on this one but the red fish
from shark tail bro she was different
bro and her name I I think it was Lola
as well [ __ ] maybe I just like cartoon
girls named Lola or
something that's exactly what I want to
and I don't know about you but for some
reason when whenever I would talk to my
crush it was like I got an instant Nerf
bro I'm talking minus 10 Charisma plus
15 stutter minus five strength and plus
350% chance of getting put in a random
ass headlock like I could be in the
worst scenario of all time with a girl
who has five kids and is married to a
member of the cartel and just cuz she's
not my type I'll get an instant stat
boost that'll have me pulling like Mr
Duke Dennis himself but put me in a room
with my crush and all of a sudden I got
the same Charisma as [ __ ] mck Lovin
hi hey it's 10:33 what a.m. like in the
morning like I'm saying uh it's sorry
it's it's 10:33 in the
morning [ __ ]
[ __ ] and on top of your crush turning
you into mcloven it also leaves you open
to the inevitable pain of being
embarrassed in front of your crush and
man let me tell you there is nothing
nothing quite like it it was a beautiful
sunny day and I was in grade two wearing
my favorite bright blue basketball
shorts in math class gazing out the
window at those shiny old monkey bars
excited for recess and when the bell
rang I hauled my little ass over to
those bars and I was swinging like there
was no tomorrow and before I knew it the
whole class was on these monkey bars
which quickly turned into chicken fights
and I wasn't complaining I mean hanging
from a bar and kicking the living [ __ ]
out of some toddlers sign me up you know
what I'm saying so I'm in line watching
these grade two Gladiator battles go
down until it was my turn and when I
step up to those bars I look into the
crowd and see my crush of two weeks Lexi
and now that Lexi was watching there was
no chance I was about to lose this fight
in front of her but as I look over to
see who my opponent is I realize it's
Axel and axel was known for being the
Undisputed chicken fight champion Legend
had it he once took on three dudes at
once pause so I knew going into this I
had to lock the [ __ ] in bro so we climb
over to each other and he's kicking my
[ __ ] in off rip until I hit his ass with
my specialty move the python squeeze and
in 10 seconds flat let's just say I
folded that motherfucker's clothes with
him still in him and everyone was hyping
me up cuz I just did the exact
equivalent of dunking on Michael Jordan
in his Prime with Beyonce watching so of
course Axel's pissed hey chains you me
rematch
now and I look over at Lexi and she
looks over at me and now I can't back
down so we get back in position climb
over to each other and I go for the
python squeeze again and this
[ __ ] Axel just winds up and
kicks me in the balls and I'm not going
to lie that Hefty kick to the dick
accessories was the worst pain I had
ever felt in in my 7-year-old life but I
couldn't just drop and lose to Axel in
front of Lexi so with all the pain and
anger I feel radiating from my nuts I
hit Axel with the meanest 20 piece combo
in chicken fight history and he drops
and then he panted my [ __ ] bro and
embarrassed I drop and try to run away
but the shorts around my ankles Tri me
and I face plant face down tidy whes up
balls and shambles in front of everyone
including Lexi and some people like to
say oh it could always be worse but this
time I don't know I don't know man I
don't know so the moral of the story is
um man [ __ ] Axel bro
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