I Built a Nightmare Factory That Manufactures Only Chaos - Chocolate Factory

hey there it's Josh welcome back to

Let's game it out we're checking out

Chocolate Factory today director of this

game thank you for a key and an early

look at it and also this video is

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that in a little bit but enough talk new

game okay here we are in the wild world

of candy place and the game's already

trying to give me pointers e to close

thank you but while we're looking in

this space it looks like we have one

item currently a good old pickaxe

possibly also made out of

chocolate yes thank you Game press G to

open the tech tree I see that I don't

need the help right now so looks like we

have a lovely world here full of candy

Creations yes thank you Game I know you

know stuff like lollipops and what looks

to be kind of like gummy candy and oh

boy is it oh so colorful yes I know

thank you and the land is just covered

with surprises like look at that over

there candy corn trees I love candy corn

okay fine I'll press G to open the tech

tree will it get you to stop okay here's

the Glorious Tech Tree which it looks

like now we have access to two things

one we've got sugar crystals excellent

and the another chocolate Rock hey and

look there's a chocolate Rock right now

why do I have to mine this why can't I

just put my mouth on it or hey why not

both why not put my mouth at the bottom

of the screen right here and just let it

run all into my face okay so that's the

glory of chocolate clay oh and what's

this over here is this ghost candy I bet

it is oh right it's sugar yeah

definitely sugar crystals and not blue

meth okay good now we have plenty of

sugar crystals that look like we could

stab someone with them right next to our

steaks no wait chocolate it's chocolate

and my God am I excited to just do so

much with all this candy I mean If This

Were Real I bet everything is edible I

bet this tastes like cotton candy and I

bet this tastes like cocoa and those are

those mint things everybody hates but I

love them not to mention this a river of

piss gosh I'm just so hungry now oh my

goodness and what's this a citizen of

candy place hello hi I come in peace can

we share snacks together uh wait what

are you doing ow stop trying to hit me

oh my God don't make me do this this is

not what I was expecting from this

experience I just wanted to No I don't

want look at the tech tree right now

stop bringing this thing up oh God I'm

so sorry well he's dead all right oh I

can't even search his body or eat his

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today oh I don't know if it's obvious by

the way but this is a factory building

game which means it's time to build our

first thing the chocolate crafting table

wait hold that thought I don't have

eight chocolate rocks but I will I guess

what I got earlier was chocolate clay

how stupid of me to get the two mixed up

oh my God I can't keep staring at this

stuff how is anyone supposed to maintain

their fit gamer bod when there's all

these delicious sweets around I'm

assuming the story of this game is our

character was just like drop me off on

this plan it I'll figure it out oh wait

I think this is what I'm looking for

yeah a chocolate Rock deposit now we've

done it technology chocolate Rock

complete look at it glistening all that

Sumptuous chocolate going to waste right

into the ground okay now it's time to

build a crafting table with my chocolate

gummy price gun let's put it right here

next to what could be a Twizzler or

possibly bone marrow and place well

there it is my sacrificial chocolate

altar oh my goodness look at all the

things we can craft chocolate bars

chocolate plates

game I know I know what do you want from

me what do you want from me here you

want me to just go to the tech tree

right now fine show me what else I need

okay the first things are a power box

your main electricity Hub not to mention

a cotton candy generator finally it's

all coming together no not you you're

not invited go away okay here we are

there's those three things we talked

about easy if we click this we just

magically get one or I can just hold

down the button and really just get some

chocolate going here M and while we're

here we'll make some chocolate plates as

well as some cocaine dut holes and some

sugar drawer handles and now we're

plenty equipped to make this power box

TAA what a be I think I like that not

only is this beautiful chocolate but now

you can skip actually texturing it

everybody wins not really sure what that

up arrow is for I thought maybe there

was something I could push on cuz this

thing is a different color nope guess

not it must just be to let us know that

electricity goes in here and now let's

make our cotton candy generator let's

see how stupidly am I allowed to place

this I mean being able to place it up

appear like this is kind of dumb and I

do appreciate how far your reach is look

at that I can place it all the way over

there oh I have an idea how about we

place it right on top of this candy pile

yes that's probably going to be future

proof and I'll tell you why because if

you walk close enough to this it says

this build a cable machine on top to

mine can't wait for that step to come up

and see how this goes and now let's add

those power poles or wait hold on we

have something else we have to do hey

you stop all this I know it's just a

gingerbread guy but why does it feel so

visceral when I punch him in the face

and then it makes this horrible noise

when I finish him

off like all this gingerbread bashing is

going to take a toll on my soul anyway

where were we all right power poles and

it looks like these work just like you

think they would put down a thing and it

connects things to the chocolate thing

and I'm going to assume I can just make

a bunch of these right and just make

everything horrible and gross looking

and the answer is yes yes you can go

ahead and let your imagination run wild

so long as your imagination craves not

aesthetically pleasing things I also

don't think I have any control over

where the power lines connect but it

looks like something is connecting here

as well as connecting to our thingy over

here and now to get this thing to

produce some power which in order to do

that we need to feed it some cotton

candy which means I have to make it

first here it is over in the build menu

just going to take two of these blue

sugar crystal thingies and after we've

done that we have B loads of cotton

candy to shove into my face and by that

I mean put cotton candy into the engine

okay now it's producing 2,000 power and

consuming zero is it sugar too I'm an

American Just Produce it into all my

food here let's do a little test we've

got our chocolate rocks here and soon

we'll be done with the days where we

come up to it and just start smacking it

a bunch instead of doing all that it's

time to automate so we're going to build

one of these things a tier one extractor

can extract resources from ore deposits

such as chocolate and sugar I'm going to

start using these terms when I eat

donuts I'm just extracting resources oh

and this machine knows what it wants if

you get close enough it just snaps right

to it here you go taada there we go our

beautiful chocolate extractor with all

kinds of weird stuff coming off it I

shouldn't say that I don't know how this

science works okay where's my chocolate

it says it's producing one every 1

second oh there it is that's said I'm

pretty sure this thing Taps out at 100

well we're about to find out yep there

it goes the whole machine stopped well

to accompany that we're going to make a

smelter which we'll go ahead and place

right in here among all the power poles

there we go it looks perfect it's

honestly almost camouflaged but in order

to get things from here all the way over

to the smelter we're going to use my

favorite thing of all time conveyor belt

okay let's see how does this work I'm

assuming it'll just clip on right yep

there it goes and now we can just drag

it anywhere we want and this is going to

go probably about as well as you think

it's going to go look at that luscious

chocolate conveyor belt with these weird

ripples that I assume push things

forward yep there it goes now M so

glisteny okay now we need to do some

tests obviously for one we need to see

how much of this we can do and this game

doesn't care about clipping at all

excellent just what we like to see and

it looks like if we tap control we can

change the okay good we know how much we

love this stuff it definitely wants to

snap to stuff it can't use though but if

we're careful we can still make a

gigantic mess and with our amazing reach

oh my goodness so much I can do while

barely moving and before you know it

this looks something like this now I

know I could have gone a lot more nuts

than this but I wanted to Pace ourselves

it is our first building after all and I

didn't want to make the journey too long

for this stuff I mean I did but I tried

to hold back so here's one thing I

noticed about the conveyor belts in this

game that I'm not used to when it comes

to the verticality of a belt and if it

twists and stuff this game seems to care

a lot less which pleases me greatly

there's nothing I like to see more than

semi- impossible climbing to the sky

like look at this one it's basically

completely straight down before doing a

little twisty thing Cris crossing over

other crap heading down that way and

then heading back up anyway just as

exciting as we're about to connect this

thing up to the smelter and because it's

chocolate rocks going in we're going to

tell it to make chocolate bars and what

a grand sight it is to see everything

moving

oh except for this electricity is down I

feel like I just refilled this thing

here have some more cotton candy and

stop being so needy actually no better

time than now to put some extractors on

top of these sugar

crystals overlapping with another

structure will Color Me surprised I

didn't think you would care okay let's

move this temporarily and then now place

the extractor and then to my total

amazement I actually can't get it to

place it on this well that's fine since

we have amazing reach instead I'll just

put it let's see there we go yeah that

seems good yes all the way out there but

I don't want this thing to ruin my view

so let's go ahead and hide it you know

behind all of these poles yes there we

go much better we'll never know it's

there and then of course we're going to

need this thing here to pull the sugar

and then progressively turn it into

cotton candy to shove back in that thing

so first we're going to put down a

smelter and what the hey let's go ahead

and put it in this River of Gatorade

lemon lime Gatorade and now that that's

in position let's go ahead and put down

something called a crafter but for that

we're going to need something called

sugar cable sure looks a lot like

regular water wi but whatever easy

enough to make though basically it

starts with this blue meth and then

turns into a dnut hole then turns into

sugar wire then turns into sugar cable

couldn't be more simple and let's see

let's take this and we'll go ahead and

put it all the way up there excellent

and of course it's time for the fun part

called connecting everything to conveyor

belts so that goes in there and then all

we need to do is Wade through all this

Sumptuous goodness see just got to place

it right there okay and then allow this

to run under the water before heading

all the way over to this thing Bob and

then over here at the crafter we're

going to set this to make cotton candy

and then send it over Yonder to our

cotton candy power plant ah jeez where

is it wow I think I've gone the wrong

way I don't remember delicious Jell-O

molds ah well I'm sure we'll find it

eventually at least this gives us a

chance to see the sights and oh my God

what is that marshmallow is that you oh

hey actually I think that's the way

we're supposed to go thanks for the

extra help little guy oh there it is

silly me I went completely out of the

way and finally connected so really at

this point as soon as I put this in

everything should start working okay

let's go see if that's true well this is

certainly promising our wild sugar

crystals are on their way slowly making

their way to the crafter and forcing

their way into a slot they don't really

fit in meanwhile this dude just creeps

in the background I get it buddy I'd

want to eat it too either way in comes

the crystals and out comes actual sugar

oh wow that's not at all what I thought

it was going to look like I'm sure it's

just candy that goes on down here and

has itself a nice bath M that's okay it

comes out the other and totally

sanitized and then it rolls right here

into the crafter and it's kind of hard

to see cuz I shove the conveyor belt

into the ground but there's more

processed chunks coming out M delicious

cotton candy anyway they take a fun

Journey where they can Overlook the

Glorious Coastline while they make their

way into a different biome winding

around new and exciting suets some of

which are just outright horrifying I'd

still eat it and eventually it finds its

way over to the generator which in turn

Powers all of our stuff couldn't be more

simple and now back over to this thing

where we're going to take this conveyor

belt and come on there we go and same

deal we're going to run this thing

around and you know the drill and then

add a crafter right through the belt

because why not and connect the whole

thing together oh my God all this

chocolate I can't deal and you start

making plates and by producing these in

the crafter we've unlocked this beauty

the chocolate bar weapon oh my God look

at this thing why does it have this

brick texture on it you know what I

don't know why I care I'm just going to

use it on the local inhabitants hello oh

God I'm sorry I did that I'm just

kidding I'm not sorry oh oh well it's a

shame I can't just eat you now cuz I

absolutely would eyes face and teeth it

would all be inside me well it sure felt

good to get my blood lust out anyway we

got some new goals here like building

Splitters which fine but what I really

want are base foundations and these base

walls but also what is this a farm corn

well let's get going I guess but we got

to take care of our production line

first we're already making chocolate

plates and cotton candy but we'll also

set up some stuff for sugar wire and

sugar cables what a weird bunch of

things I just said but but in order to

set up those two things we need access

to the sugar which at the moment is

feeding into this machine which is busy

making piles of yellow snow so we really

need the Splitters first which aren't

unlocked yet and in order to do that we

need to unlock chocolate bricks which in

order to do that requires us extracting

chocolate clay no problem it's that

stuff we mind at the beginning of the

game here we go here's one right here

let's make sure though yep chocolate

clay that's the good stuff all right

extractor get on there excuse me no

looking no touchy wait what am I doing

I've got this thing you stop that right

now feel free to looky at the ground yes

yes let the evidence sink into the grass

and we're going to need to feed this

into a smelter which God I wish I could

just put it up here come on game can I

have this please maybe I just need to be

up higher looking down okay now I'm up

above let's see if I take this thing and

hold on come on come on all right now

that's what I'm talking about that's the

reality I wanted thank you now I'm Oho

happy with what we can do and can't

forget to run all the way up here and

set this thing to make some chocolate

bricks okay and now the all these

machines are running sending these

glistening pieces of chocolate clay into

that machine and sending us these

Sumptuous chocolate bricks it's time to

unlock the splitter now we can take

these sugar crystals here and split them

off and use them to build the other

things we were talking about actually

before we do that I just noticed we have

some new fun things like foundations and

stairs and walls and stuff hang on a

second now I'm curious oh I guess I

can't just put down stairs on their own

but if I put a foundation down first

which appears to have actual red bricks

or maybe they're candy or something with

a nice glistening Center I bet it's

really comfortable to walk on anyway it

looks like now I can put stairs in front

of it as well as on top of it what a be

let's see how can I go higher than this

my first thought is to take another

Foundation piece place it here in front

then maybe put another one up above but

it doesn't seem to want to let me do

that maybe what I need is one of these

fancy walls first and then maybe I oh

wow that is a really fancy wall these

aren't even the same height now but it

does appear to be letting me use a

ceiling tile so good enough for me I

don't care if there's a gap in fact I

almost like that better for that bespoke

irregular look excellent I can put

stairs on these and once again it's

looking real good everything lining up

perfectly and then we can put another

wall and then put a ceiling tile again

I'm sure you can see where this is going

besides visual Perfection let's see how

high this can go which is apparently

about this High wow it really just keeps

going doesn't it and as you can see I

started to build some basic

infrastructure cuz I thought I needed to

by way of these very fashionable columns

and then I realized I don't have to do

that you can just build into the sky not

that these columns wouldn't have been a

good idea although I did realize a bit

of a problem with these on the plus side

these columns can be built right into

this chocolate ocean however there is a

bit of a

downside there's an invisible wall right

here and if we Crouch now we can see why

thank goodness for how shallow this is

that does mean however as we look around

the world there is like a definite cut

off to where we can and can't go like

this gummy Island over here is just out

of our reach then I thought maybe I need

this thing to get over there the parag

lighter but that means we got to unlock

this farm and then unlock corn and then

cornmeal and then corn syrup and then

this lollipop followed by this

reinforced chocolate plate until we can

finally get to the paraglider and that

might work but do you know what else

Works our giant staircase here allow me

to show you ignore all of these columns

they don't need to be there but I'm

still not going to remove them that's a

bunch of History I don't want to delete

okay so I've been running up this a

little while and you can tell because if

we look down here's the entire Island

what a beautiful world of treats and

sweets so let's keep going okay so here

we are at the very top of how far I've

built and we're not like all the way to

the edge but as you can see we're past

where the columns can go which of course

means it's time to keep going okay so

I've been building these stairways for

God knows how long and I'm starting to

think there is indeed No Limit look how

far away everything is this is the land

mass of the whole game outside of that

it's just clear blue ocean with its

perfect waffle texturing well now I have

to know what happens when we jump off

let's find out well I can tell you one

thing our view distance is limited it's

not even loading in the rest of the

stairs also if we're here making like a

fun fancy Candy Land why am I dressed

like a biker okay we're about to hit the

chocolate let's see what happens you

know I don't know what I was expecting

and then we slowly keep falling enjoying

the underside of these land masses okay

well now we know let's go ahead and use

this unstuck option to get out of here

oh or it could do nothing at all well

that's okay after all this has never

gone badly before well there go my hands

well now I wish I had that glider okay

we're back let's not try that again I

had to load an earlier save just to get

us out of there needless to say we can

go very very far anyway let's move on to

making this Farm thing Farm different

crops okay so here's our farm still

don't understand what it means to have

one especially one that looks like a

chocolate microscope what are my options

tell me and right now all we have is

this corn okay produce my God it really

is just producing corn how is this even

possible all right hang on now I got

some questions let's pick this thing up

off the ground and instead I climb up

somewhere really high like right here

should probably do can I build the farm

somewhere up here the answer is a

glorious yes and once I go ahead and

we're fine can't forget to get power up

there well that was easy and now I have

to wonder if this thing is still going

to deliver to us amazing delicious

corn huh well that'll teach me I guess

to doubt the farming process okay hang

on as unbelievable as this is you could

argue that in the game's logic this

candy tree is something that you could

farm from What If instead I build a farm

on a foundation and then remove the

foundation parts so now the whole thing

is just floating will this result in

amazing

corn

oh okay I see it's just good

oldfashioned magic at least we got to

the bottom of that and at least now we

have all this corn well that's all good

enough for me we've added amazing lines

of corn to our Factory I challenge you

to name a better combination than

mystical corn on the cob with giant

Boulders of glistening chocolate m M and

now to set up another crafter which I

sure would like to place on the top of

this cupcake okay and now that I'm up

here besides wishing I had M&M's that

were life-size that I could both eat and

use as a body pillow let's go ahead and

build a crafter which it's going to let

me do while I'm inside it apparently

works for me now all we need to do is

connect the corn right to it yep there

it goes oh boy and we're going to take

that corn and turn it into cornmeal and

we'll just run this down the other side

where if we stare down wanted this thing

long enough we should see some

cornmeal oh delicious my beautiful

cornmeal and now it's time to take those

Sumptuous offerings and run them through

oh yeah okay get in there yes perfect

give my cornmeal a little glazing on the

way through and we're going to build our

next thing around all of these

gingerbread monuments there we go it

fits right in and we're going to set

this one to make corn syrup is it really

going to look like that do you think I

guess we're about to find

out oh wow it really is it's like

disgusting reality just smashed Us in

the face you know that bright red

cupcake in the background's taking on a

different light now whatever we're going

to find a way to love it all the same

after all why have all this other stuff

when obviously we could just manufacture

these cheap cheap bottles look at our

gingerbread guy it's like he's vomiting

them out right now which in the spirit

of change we're going to run it over