Ranking Trump’s Most Likely VP Picks | Brian Tyler Cohen vs Tommy Vietor

Tucker Carlson is a bad guy but he's

smart I don't know that him being the

number two to Donald Trump's number one

is going to be good for either one of

them I'm Tommy VOR I'm Brian Tor Cohen

and today we're going to be drafting who

we think is going to be Donald Trump's

Vice Presidential nominee this episode

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this is obviously importance obviously

in the news right now because everybody

graveling falling over themselves to

show their falty to Donald Trump and the

point of all of this is clearly to get

into Trump's good graces so that he can

choose one of them as his vice president

that is all true Brian and it's also

clickbait speculations so thank you for

tuning in like and share all right I'm

going flip a coin in the air Brian's

going to call it to see who goes first

you ready yep let's do it

heads Tails sorry pal I am going to go

with my first

pick Christy gome now some people can't

figure out his popularity

why are people so loyal to him I'm

convinced it's because we have never

seen anything or anyone like him ever

before and those who hate America know

that he will fight every single day to

stop them from destroying this

country okay here's why I think Christy

gnome is a potential favor to be the

Vice Presidential nominee electoral

benefits of South Dakota they're none

but I do think the Trump campaign knows

that abortion is likely to be the the

single biggest headwind for their

campaign they want diversity on the

ticket that could be gender based that

could also be racial diversity I think

they'll ultimately decide that Donald

Trump is going to need to peel off some

of the Suburban women that he has lost

to Joe Biden they're going to need to

try to push back on concerns about uh

stripping away abortion access she's

terrible on the policy but I do think

they're going to view it as a identity

right and also Donald Trump is very big

on Central Casting Christy No is

obviously very good-looking and so I

think that just by virtue of that

that'll be enough for him from somebody

who comes you know from background in

television yeah the One X Factor here is

according to the Daily Mail Christy Noom

had a years long affair with Cory lowski

who used to work for Trump I don't know

how to work that into the equation yeah

I don't I don't know what like his

relationship with Cory lowski is enough

to know whether that's going to hurt or

help her but mostly I don't want to know

yeah but it is what it is my choice I'm

going to go with Alise stonic oh good

one how do you read calling someone

horse face from the president the United

States I think it's unacceptable uh I

disagree with the rhetoric uh I've

disagreed with the president's rhetoric

uh numerous times when it comes to how

he addresses women would you consider

being his running mate of course I'd be

honored I've said that for a year to

serve in a future Trump Administration

in any capacity Alise stonic is pure

naked unadulterated ambition and and

what makes it even more apparent is that

she came into congress not too long ago

by the way as like an avowed moderate

and she even promoted her independent

Bonafide she would say like where she

was ranked in terms of the most

independent members of Congress now she

is just straight party line when it

comes to Donald Trump she went to

Harvard she's like friends with Pete

Buddha jedge she ran as a moderate and

then over time has just become magnified

magnified magnified she's completely

changed her entire identity to just be

this extreme magga right candidate and

you know what Trump won't respect her

but he'll like that right like he likes

the people that once criticized him that

then bow and kiss the ring and they just

become useful for him the more people

that he canape into being differential

to him they're useful until of course

the moment that they're not and then

he'll of course discard them the moment

that he needs to yeah okay with my

second pick and this is a bit of a

swerve here Brian I'm gonna go with

tulsy gabard wow I think we got a click

you're being considered for a VP slot is

that something you're open

to I would be open to that I my mission

is to serve our country I want to be in

a position to solve problems Jesse and

we got a lot of them to solve Trump

loves loves people who supported someone

else and then came to his side he loves

it even more if you're a Democrat who

came all the way to the Republican party

just to endorse Donald Trump to endorse

him she now has this like far-right

audience because she goes on Tucker

Carlson all the time to that point

though on this idea that she presents

like an incentive structure for

disaffected Democrats to come over to

Republicans Democrats love that too I

mean we have a ton of spokespeople I

mean Lincoln project Nicole Wallace is a

former George W bush staffer there are a

ton of people we treat former

Republicans

opin is better than ours yeah they're

more important so there is this

Obsession on both sides where people do

like love you know disaffected Democrats

or Republicans because they show that

you were right and that you won the

argument you brought them from one side

to the other yeah okay for my next

choice I'm going to go with Nancy ma

would you be open to being on the ticket

as a vice presidential candidate with

with the former president

Trump well I'm flattered by the question

um I do strongly believe I've said this

from the beginning that we need to have

a woman on the the ticket we need to

have a woman that can reach out to

Independent voters and Suburban women

whoever that may end up being but we're

a long way from that process so Nancy

mace checks a lot of boxes that we've

already spoken about she's a woman so

she may give the impression that Donald

Trump's ticket would be better on the

issue of abortion it wouldn't be she

used to be more moderate on abortion but

now she toes the party line she voted

last year against the bill that would

enshrine roow into law she missed a vote

on another bill that would reaffirm the

right for someone seeking an abortion to

travel across state lines she's again

just as Extreme as the rest of them but

relies on her long-standing branding to

kind of uh give this impression that

she's someone who she isn't yeah she's

got an interesting bio she was the first

woman to graduate from the citadel's

core of cadets program and yeah she went

from the sort of more moderate position

to full-on Maga yeah for example she was

one of nine House Republicans who voted

to hold Steve Bannon in contempt for

defying a subpoena to appear before the

J 6 committee then in 2023 a couple

years later she goes on Steve Bannon

show to complain about the the debt

ceiling right so she's fully gotten

herself back into The farri Graces one

weird thing Brian she spoke at the

prayer breakfast in South Carolina and

to a room full of conservative

Christians said that her fiance had

tried to have sex with her that morning

and she said she couldn't cuz she was

going to be late throw to the clip cuz

it's so weird Patrick my fiance tried to

pull me by my waist over this morning in

bed and I was like no baby we don't got

time for that this morning uh I got to

get to the prayer breakfast and I got to

be on time and a little TMI but um

normal f for the prayer breakfast

classic prayer breakfast who Among Us

with the next pick I'm going with Katie

Britt I'm Katie Brit as a Christian

conservative mother I know that life is

god-given I also know that I've had

about enough of radical liberals

lecturing us about following the science

while being okay with taking the lives

of innocent babies in the ninth month of

pregnancy

where I'm from I mean that's called

Murder and this mama I'm not going to

take it I approve this message because

saving babies starts with sending more

pro-life moms to the US Senate look

she's obviously attractive person Trump

again wants someone out of Central

Casting she also delivers truly heinous

lines with a smile right that was the

weirdest thing I mean it it is it's

straight like Dan banino rhetoric but in

in this in this like warm fuzzy Gauzy

rapping Democrats want to kill nine mon

old baby like no they don't but again

back to the Central Casting Point she is

married to a former NFL player they met

when they both were at Alabama where he

played offensive tackle here's what

bothers me about Katie Brit in 2004 she

used to work for Senator Richard Shelby

she was Shelby's Deputy press secretary

that was my job in 2004 I should not be

the vice president of the United States

that is disgusting that is outrageous

someone should rethink this yeah or

maybe you should maybe you got stuck on

the podcast track aim higher aim

higher for my next choice I'm going to

go with Tim Scott I have to say I don't

this is in a very positive way Tim Scott

he has been much better for me than he

was for himself I watched this campaign

you can see from that clip that Tim

Scott is perfectly happy to be a

supplicant for Donald Trump I mean

Donald Trump literally makes fun of him

on that stage and Tim Scott is like

thank you so much sir please can I have

another it's funny watching Trump talk

about Tim Scott like he can't say

anything that's not mostly a criticism

yeah it's it's like the small

compliments wrapped in criticism yeah

he's like he like Tim really sucked at

promoting himself in his own candidacy

but he's a great surrogate for me

welcome Tim Scott there is some like

morsel of a compliment somewhere in

there but you have to trudge through all

of the all of the talking to get to

it listen Tim Scott very recently

announced that he was engaged to be

married after all this speculation about

whether he was a virgin whether he dated

anybody I think Donald Trump probably

thinks that's a little weird and is is

skeptical but we'll see who knows it's

getting hard now cuz they they all just

really suck um not to be confused with

the first half of the group yeah with my

next pick I'm going to go with Sarah

Huckabee Sanders 100% definitely voted

for him I feel great I mean you know

there's not a poll in the country that

not only has him dominated on super

Tuesday but also in November uh this is

a head-to-head matchup at this point

between Joe Biden and Donald Trump and

he's the clear favorite has all the

momentum momentum and I feel really good

about him winning again the reason I

think that Donald Trump might consider

her to be his vice president is he's not

going to view the VP as a partner or a

peer he's going to view you as a staffer

she was the White House Press Secretary

which means she has a ton of experience

going on TV fighting with reporters

battling for him she knows how to kiss

the ring stay in his good graces you

know she held out on endorsing Trump for

a while and it seems like that might

have pissed him off so we'll see if he

holds a grudge but you could see her

being on tiet I mean when you had Sean

Spicer in there I thought Sean Spicer

was terrible and he was a laughing stock

that's why he didn't laugh scaramucci

didn't do a good job job that's why he

didn't last she lasted a long time

because she's able to lie for him with

such shamelessness that she actually

would make a very good candidate for

president I mean she ran for governor

she won like she might be thinking you

know she might want that Oval Office

there is the saying that nobody in this

country is Governor without also having

Ambitions to be president every governor

and Senator looks in the mirror and he's

a president yeah all right for my next

choice I'm going to go with Byron

Donalds a lot of people said that that's

why the black people like because they

have been hurt so badly and

discriminated against Congressman it

sounds like Donald Trump was implying

that he can win black voters because

they get indicted all the time too is

that what he was saying well I think

it's in part of that that's part of it

Kristen look the it was a great night

Friday night in Columbia South Carolina

the president was really just enjoying

himself it was a great celebration for

black conservatives across our country

but let's be very clear our economy is a

mess our border is completely unsecured

these things are causes of major concern

for black voters like it is for every

voter in our country but then when you

layer on the fact that yes this is

political persecution from the

Department of Justice and from radical

Das throughout our country this is

something similar that black people had

to deal with the with the justice system

themselves the same way he was looking

for you know he's likely considering

women uh nominees he's also likely

considering uh minority nominees I mean

any anybody who is not a white man is

going to give a permission structure to

some other demographic to be able to

then cast their votes for him Byron

Donald's is also very disciplined I mean

you can see there that when he was asked

a question that was just a brutal

question and there's no right answer to

it because what Donald Trump did on that

stage by equating lack support for him

with his indictments is insane but went

right back to his talking points byon

Donald's is he's good on TV he's just so

new that I wonder if that will set Trump

off like I think he's pretty young but

yeah I don't know he he does seem like

someone who's got um he's got a future

in the party yeah I mean look he's he's

low on my list because he's not a star

and I do think that to some degree

Donald Trump wants a star next to him I

think he doesn't want like some kind of

like relatively obscure person but the

the flip side of that is he doesn't have

a lot of baggage and in the same way

that Jim Jordan couldn't become the next

speaker of the house and Mike Johnson

did Byron Donalds might not have all the

baggage that would prevent him from

being chosen y so with my next pick I'm

going to choose Tucker Carlson is there

any you would like to see you know and

there'd be a couple that I'd love to see

if only just for like the vice

presidential debate right I'd love to

see like a Tucker Carlson go up against

Camala Harris what about like that would

be fun and listen Tim's a good friend of

mine Tim's a great guy uh you know so

these these are all you I think my

father mentioned some of those as

potentials and there's probably a couple

that he didn't mention that are

potentials and uh we'll see but you know

not my call to make I'm sure I'll be

vocal but you know who just like whid

meals his arms the whole time he's like

not my call to make my father wouldn't

listen to me but if any of you talk to

him please let him know that I love him

not my call to make but Dad call me uh

if you're listening I'd love to talk to

you so if Tucker Carlson ran for

president I would be worried he is a

demagogue he is great on TV he's great

at driving a message he is a huge fan

base people know who he is he's a scary

populist demagogue Tucker Carlson is a

bad guy but he's smart yeah and he knows

how terrible this job will be I guess

I'm a little bit skeptical that he'd

want to be Trump's Whipping Boy for four

years but I don't know people in DC are

obsessed with power they do crazy things

T Carlson just got on a plane to go suck

up to Vladimir Putin for a couple days

so I don't know maybe I think that was

ultimately for Tucker Carlson I

don't number two to Donald's number one

for either one of them for my next

choice I'm going to with Ronda Sanz you

can be the most worthless Republican in

America but if you kiss the ring he'll

say you're wonderful before we begin I'd

like to take time to congratulate Ronda

Sanz but as you know he left the

campaign Trail today at 300 p.m. and in

so doing he was very gracious and he

endorsed me so I appreciate it I think

it's not lost on Donald Trump that Ronda

santis is probably the next guy in line

for the Republican primary and so it it

may be a neat little way for him to say

you're going to be my number two you're

going to be very much subservient to me

but in doing so we can also you know

make sure that we keep the White House

in 24 and then 28 and then 32 and just

kind of like have a very much set the

party up for Success uh in in that way

it would be awesome if he made him his

VP and then endorsed someone else in

2028 I wouldn't surprised in the

slightest it would be incredible to

watch Trump choose to santis and just

belittle him and berate him every single

day publicly but I just I don't I don't

see it happening my final pick is going

to be Dr Ben Carson you know you you

think about the Bible and uh King David

uh most of those people probably if they

were alive back in those days would have

said oh what a horrible guy you know the

episode with bash Sheba and some of the

other things that he did and yet he he

was a man after God's Own Heart God uses

different people for different times

here's the thing about Ben Carson he has

a genuine Talent 1987 he separated

conjoined twins that were connected at

the head so that might serve him well if

he can extricate Lindsey Graham's head

from Trump's ass huh

huh that's it people see you later so

that's the joke I wrote down for this

one Ben Carson was my favorite candidate

in the 2016 campaign because he just

kind of looks lost you know like there'

be debates and I'd just be waiting for

them to cut back to him have him like

juggling or like like staring at like a

butterfly flying away or something you

just like it's like buddy come back to

us you know like pick it up speed it up

so I don't know that he has that much

political talent I think he got famous

because of that campaign and all the

attention on it he also wrote a book

called Gifted Hands and in that book he

talks about trying to stab a kid to

death in ninth grade which was just a

weird story so weird that even Trump

tweeted the Carson Story is either a

total fabrication or if true even worse

trying to hit mother over the head with

a hammer or stabbing friend not really

sure what that was a reference to but I

don't know at least the guy's done

something with his life perhaps I don't

think that counts for much in the

Republican party that that may actually

be a demerit for my last Choice I'm

going to go with the ramaswami yeah so

look I I what I've said is I'm going to

respect whatever decision president

Trump makes we can't take the election

this November for granted that's

actually the next step right here so

there's a deep bench there's a lot of

great people in our party I'm going to

support whatever decision he makes but

most importantly we have to win in that

decisive election this fall that's my

sole Focus now in terms of the strategy

here I don't know what VI would ever be

able to afford Donald Trump like his

entire brand is Donald Trump and so like

he brings nothing else to the table it's

like if the Beatles brought a Beatles

cover band on tour with them it's it's

the same thing they get you get nothing

else with VI by the end of the campaign

VI was seemingly trying to appeal to

like the kind of RFK Junior your

conspiracy theory loving types and yeah

I don't think he brings you anything

also I suspect Trump will toy with vake

he'll dangle this in front of him to get

him to do stuff but he's too

annoying he's too annoying he's too

obnoxious Donald Trump knows that by the

way like even that guy for as much of a

prick as he is like he can clearly

recognize what works and what doesn't

work with people and how certain people

rub others the wrong way and that's

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video we're going to each take about 30

seconds here and make our final pitch to

you so Tommy you went first so let's

hear uh let's hear your rundown first

little closing argument here's why I

have the best list so we got Christy

gnome she is running hard for the job

she looks strong and tough up there

which she's delivering fiery speeches is

on his behalf she can appeal to Women

Voters she's built relationships in the

Trump orbit some might say too close uh

but we'll sort that out another time

then we got Tulsa gabard she used to be

a Democrat now she's a republican Trump

can brag about how he's so great that

he's even getting support from Democrats

elected Democrats no less uh then we got

Katie Brit she puts a friendly face on

terrifying right-wing fascist extremism

got Sarah hucky Sanders uh she was a

staffer she was good on TV but she knows

her place in the Trump orbit she knows

that works for him this is not an equal

partnership uh and she would do the job

accordingly then we got tuer Carlson

he's a scary demagogue I worry about him

running for president himself but

honestly he might be too good and that's

why Trump might not want to pick him

finally we got Ben Carson he has genuine

talent but he also does every interview

and looks like he just took an ambian so

I'm not sure that's going to cut it that

is why I have the far superior list a

good list a good list but with my first

one right off the bat Alise stonic naked

ambition this woman bragged about her

moderate bonafides now she's fully on

board the Trump train then you've got

Nancy mace who's not in a dissimilar

position another person who was an

avowed moderate framed herself as being

good on women's issues now again fully

on board with Trump then you've got Tim

Scott Byron Donald's both of them offer

a permission structure for black voters

who Donald Trump is taking a a really

strong swing at right here um as he

tries to to lure them in for 2024 then

you've got Ronda santis who I think

there might be a world in which he views

him as the AA parent after Trump's Reign

is over and so maybe he wants to make a

more seamless transition probably not uh

and then VI ramaswami who pretty much

doesn't have any chance because I think

that everybody in the Trump orbit just

knows that he is a clown who will do

anything for some attention and godamn

he's obnoxious so the last episode we

did was the worst moments in history

from CPAC it seems that Brian re-upped

his contract with the Chinese bot farm

and he won 54% to 46% so that sucks for

me now Tommy last week uh we witnessed

some of Roger Stone's amazing dance

moves and we also witnessed Tulsi

gabbard's white suit Tommy could not

stop talking but how much he loved this

white suit I got to say the white suit

looked great though so we figured now it

may be a good time for you to Dawn a

white suit of your own and show us your

favorite dance moves here so what what

do you say we get over to the studio and

see what you've

got let's do it let's do

it hi I got a tape I want to

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