Met Gala 2024 Fashion Review

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fashion review

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the video so here we go Zena in Mason

Marella and then Zena also in Jaan can

you do that well she did I don't

understand how do you do that she walked

the red carpet like looking like a

peacock skinny snatched peacock okay and

then she said hang on a sec [ __ ] one

outfit let's run it back what's better

than one outfit GE two outfits has

anyone done that before Blake Lively's

outfit like changed color that one time

I don't know that anyone's like done it

full look left come back another full

look like I feel like that's like insane

everyone was like oh my God beautiful

peacock I can't believe it this you know

this wonderful peacock walking through

the red carpet right and they're all

still chatter in about it chattering

about and then all of a sudden wait hold

on hold on they look over and they're

like wait now she's dripping in oil what

covered in

oil kind of looks like a massive oil

spill kind looks like the BP oil spill

does it not stop we oil spills are not

something joke out why not cuz they hurt

animals they had to use Dawn dis so

which is isn't this did they yeah wasn't

that like a Dawn dish soap oh maybe I

don't know the history well I was going

to say it kind of makes it funnier

because the whole thing is about nature

nature nature and then she comes through

looking like an oil spill it's like what

about this I like her bouquet hat yeah

know I think this is a really [ __ ]

sick look it's awesome I also like the

peacock one just to be clear Tim Burton

peacock like pop off she was kind of

like scaring me a little bit on the red

carpet though why like she's really good

and because I'm weird but she is really

good at like I saw a tweet that was like

like she can like embody whatever she's

wearing like she like really embodies it

like she doesn't just wear something she

like really wears it you know what I

mean like face like that way she's

acting way she's walking and like when

she was in the blue striper she was kind

of like it was a little bit like Eerie

almost okay so here let's practice you

do I'll call it out what how you would

walk down the red carpet in these two

outfits I'll call out which one okay

okay ready

peacock no

is that what she did that was me being a

peacock that's what you I meant like if

you were wearing this

fit all right now oil

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spill I don't know what I'm doing I

didn't say quick sand JLo I'm just bored

like okay I think it's cool it looks

like the car window in the winter when

it's like half thawed you know yeah it

does anywh who next up okay well you're

really bored by that bad bunny in Mason

maral I think it's cool as [ __ ] I think

it's really cool what is that hat I

think it's cool it's like a deflated

chef's hat or an inflated Joe Rogan hat

what's a Joe Rogan hat like one of the

like the little caps with the little

brims the flat ones that he always used

to wear I don't know anything about him

one of these little [ __ ] what's that

called a train conductor hat a paper

paper boy paper boy hat did anyone else

have those pillows that were like like

little beads in them and they like smush

yeah you know what I'm talking about

they were like tubes I used to put mine

squish it down and put it on my head

like a hat and that's what that look

like exactly what that look like it

really does who knew that you were doing

cout I was doing Mason Marella artisanal

is he holding something I think he's

holding those flowers is he no those are

on he's just he's just making fists no I

think he's holding I really hope he's

holding think he's really nervous

hey guys hey it's jacking off it's kind

of cold yeah Demi Mo kind of like it

looks like a

turkey but it is nature theme so it kind

of goes with it yeah I actually think

it's really cool I actually really do

like this one it also looks like some

dude's like shitty prom suit color

scheme wise you know bright pink and

black like when the guy like tries to

match the girl so he wears the pink

shirt pink shirt pink tie yeah kind of

looks like that to me a little bit she

looks like one of those cookies that

like swirls into each other

yeah kind of making me hungry honestly

yeah me too oh yeah some Jam right there

ooh Jam those cookies don't really have

Jam though the ones I'm thinking of do

Sarah Jessica Parker and Richard Quinn I

am not a fan I don't know it's like fine

I'm trying to think of something to say

about

this and I can't this is why we stopped

doing these it's been a year and we're

still out of commentary on this stuff

guess who's not having sex in the city

tonight cuz of this

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outfit you know what I think this looks

like it looks like someone Richard Quinn

to be

specific it looks like he's an

alien and he's like I must make dress

and then like sees a picture of a dress

and like doesn't realize it's like made

out of cloth and he like you know makes

it out of wire M so it looks this dress

looks like an alien made the dress and

also same with like the headpiece and

stuff like that looks like a crazy like

alien helmet from the future Iowa debris

in L I don't like it I don't love it I

do really like her it looks like it's

like going from Winter to Spring I mean

I feel like this is something that you'd

see on the rack and You' be like that's

[ __ ] sick MH like the colors are

spectacular like the I feel like a lot

of people did the changing [ __ ] M but

then I I don't think like on the carpet

and next to everyone else's dramatic

looks I me I think that's what's

weakening it for me sometimes it's about

the

context holy [ __ ] I'm trying to get us

invited next year oh yeah about the

context yeah sometimes it's about the

context Josh o Conor in Lou I really

like the shoes I love the shoes I love

the coat yeah me too I really like this

one oh me too I didn't realize this goes

down like the he's got Tails yeah he

looks cool I think oh I love it the

[ __ ] shoes are sick yeah it's like

somebody took this Fabric and made rain

boots that well that might be the case

considering the fact that they're both

in L both in Lou same pattern L same

pattern Divine Joy Randolph what is this

why is it denim is it denim yeah it is

kind of

denim yeah I feel like it doesn't really

go it's like full denim I think yeah

what's the deal I don't think I don't

think it's in theme to me personally

this would go great at stage coach I was

going to say that I'm not too sure I

like this yeah I'm not effing with it

TBH all right Barry Keegan in Burberry

and Sabrina Carpenter in Oscar deara I

have why were you just standing there

going I have a problem there's no Rhyme

or Reason behind it and it is what it is

I am terrified if you watch the show

Atlanta or you listen to my podcast you

would already know this I'm terrified of

Teddy Perkins I don't even actually want

to look at it it's Donald Glover playing

like an old rich white guy this episode

take that picture off yeah okay sorry it

really stuck with me the episode was

really good but it like [ __ ] with me

there are certain things that I cannot

explain why they remind me of Teddy

Perkins but they do if I'm wearing too

much makeup I think I look like Teddy

Perkins things just remind me of Teddy

Perkins and I get scared he reminds me

of Teddy Perkins and I cannot quite

explain it I don't know if like in this

instance it's like his outfit mixed with

his face something about it him reminds

me of Teddy Perkins and therefore I get

scared and I'm sure he's wonderful and I

love him and Sabrina together and I love

her and I love him okay he was great in

saltburn and I just had to get that off

my chest yeah now well now that we know

the lore that's the lore but but what

about his outfit though I think the

outfit I think the Mad Hatter like Alice

and Wonderland of it all is really cute

yeah like I think they look cute

together I love her dress I really do I

think it's stunning I think she looks so

beautiful like she's on a cloud yeah I

do Wonder like if it's hard to walk in

though I mean that was like it seems to

be like the less you can move at this

event the cooler it is totally there was

like multiple people like being carried

up the stairs like a statue the more

handlers you need the cooler the outfit

if you just straight up cannot go from A

to B yeah that's like the coolest you

can get I agree just have it be carried

like this like a figurine you know he

also kind of looks like he's like

wondering he's like kind of curious he's

like how does a bastard orphan son of a

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yes yes he looks like he's in Hamilton

which we love pardon me are you Aaron

Burr sir no you know the words um who's

asking that depends who's asking I'm the

bur sir that depends who's asking oh

sure sir I'm Alexander Hamilton service

I have been looking for

you what I'm getting a boner getting

nervous sir I'm getting nervous sir no

just I'm the bur say just say I'm

getting I'm going

berserk go

berserk Hamilton the EDM show Lana Del R

in vintage Alexander McQueen I mean

she's so insanely beautiful she looks so

much like a reindeer like I actually

cannot unsee it like all I see is

reindeer yeah I like the veil a lot I

think it's cool it's kind of mosquito

net though a little bit it is it is kind

of looks like she's out Bush no it it it

looks hunting you know what I mean or

like fishing it no it looks like she was

a reindeer that was frolicking in the

woods and someone tried to trap her and

she was like not today Santa and I got

to go to the Met Gala that being said

she looks really beautiful she looks so

beautiful and it is like on theme I

think it's really cool actually overall

I think it's dope this is the kind of

[ __ ] I'm talking about like if you're

like a physical danger to other people

that is good you want [ __ ] stabbing out

like you know potential stabbing things

I mean like who is that tall that she's

like stabbing I mean she could like bend

down to get something and then in the

eye of one of the photographers all

right Kim Kardash wearing Mason Marella

now a lot of people were like what the

hell is the deal with the sweater which

like yeah I agree but then I saw an

interview where she was like I wanted it

to look like I was like running out of

like my

boyfriend's house and I grabbed a

sweater and I'm like running through the

woods or something I don't really know

what she was saying but like I was like

okay everyone was talking about the

corset obviously yeah so to take

attention kind of away from that is

actually kind of cool I think yeah do

you think that they did they knew they

were doing that though yeah I think it

was intentional cuz otherwise it's going

to be like crazy thin waist and then

like you know the dress doesn't really

cover much here so it's like cleavage

really thin waist right but to like make

it it feels like that makes it a little

bit more like elegant

yeah I'm dropping crazy fashion bombs

right now I think the corset thing is

kind of cool too just cuz it's it's like

how do you even force your organs to

distribute like that D in Marc Jacobs

okay this is kind of like what the hell

like it looks like a free snake a fice

snake who's fice snake fice snake is

that a designer do a Lea wearing fice

snake like it's like kind of like a song

like a beach sang with like a jock strap

and then like a like a furry like

seaweed like when you get out of the

ocean you have like seaweed all over you

yeah

yep but I love it I'm just kidding also

it doesn't look like it's in theme

Sydney Sweeney and Mumu I like the color

a lot I like the dress yeah the like

leather gloves and the Black Bob are

kind of stressing me out the pose is

kind of stressing me

out I love when you do fues that's your

go to move is

FES and I'm wondering like why fues have

suck with you cuz I used to watch my

sister dance and every time that [ __ ]

like everyone would

cheer bow

bow I it's actually that is I like how

it speeds up and slows down speeds up

like the most accurate thing you've ever

said yeah so yeah I don't know yeah the

black hair everyone said she looked like

Karly Ray Jepson I thought she was Billy

eyelish at first yeah Billy eyelish but

I mean there's no reason she can't do it

you know no totally maybe she'll do it

and then someone in the future is like

oh you look like Sydney Sweeney no for

sure it just I wasn't expecting it DOA

cat and vamt I think this is [ __ ]

cool the fact that she came drenched in

water she said it was hair gel oh that

makes sense yeah water would be like

cold and you would this is probably cold

I think it's cool cuz she looks like one

of those statues one of what statues

like she looks like a statue wearing a

dress they're always like it's like

immortalized in that I guess that's what

I used to look like like leaving a frat

party in college like you're like

wearing like like you fell in the pool

on accident you're like wearing clothes

and you're like crying cuz some guy was

like addict to you wait the the theme is

what what it's not data Kai Omega

thought the theme was Greek life that be

such an insane Met Gala [ __ ] thing

just [ __ ] someone comes dressed as a

giant red

cup and a beer pong ball CEO Bros and

met Galos okay I saw on Twitter I cannot

take credit for this but someone said

that um it looked like a piece of

pizza like her hat and I I cannot see

anything else unfortunately like that is

literally all I see like little red

peppers right here like pepperonis like

that and like the shape of it looks like

a pizza what is that like material Al

looks like Hey Arnold's head I can't

really figure it out yeah it's hard to

wrap your head around that one talk

about oil spill holy [ __ ] I want to jump

in that I want I want one of the that

looks like when people come to schools

or like birthday parties and they have

one of those big things and all the kids

hold it up oh my God that [ __ ] was so

fun I know I like yo yo grab a corner

grab a corner let's go it's going to be

sick she's like what are you guys doing

everybody running see I think this is

the proper way to do the Met Gala is

just like try and break a record I think

if we were to ever go yeah God

willing I would try to break the record

for longest suit Chloe sevy and delara

Fogo I actually tried too I butchered

that you butchered everything besides

clothes Kendall Jenner in archival gavi

Couture chanji I love this to be so

honest with you guys I [ __ ] love this

archival means it's like an old piece

that's been worn before I don't think

this one's ever been worn it looks

awesome I think she looks so good she

kind of slays on the carpet facts Kylie

Jenner and ASCA deara damn I just don't

really understand like what she what she

looks so beautiful but I was kind of

like

oh okay is she wearing the skims bra

that looks gives you nipples all right

she looks great she looks great she

looks great we have to be nice to on a

win tour why she's a queen of v v get

her and chief she's the reason we'll get

to the meall one day okay okay ready is

it Anna or Anna we just do a take of

both ready one two three wow Anna [ __ ]

one two three Wow Wow on a win

oh okay let's just say win or let's just

say she looks looks amazing Emma Emma

Chamberlain awesome as always awesome as

always love to see it beautiful perfect

no I think she looks really amazing and

I love when they made it shorter for her

interviews like I thought she looked so

just kind of perfect she's also

embodying the vibe of the dress you can

tell by the look she's like you know

doing the thing like looking she crushes

it I love the confidence I just like

love when she's out there doing her

thing you know I feel really like proud

and happy yep uh Chris Hemsworth this

just looks like every other suit in the

world yeah um wait um let me think of a

joke uh this is this is this outfit is

thoral no it's not Thor yeah no it's

theodorable no but he like it's Thor

yeah yeah he's Australian too so it

would be Thor thorai might you know Thor

if he was going to get a world record

he'd get a world record for most normal

looking person at the r Gala yeah I want

to be the most unassuming I want to look

the most NPC as I possibly can I think

it's cool I think it's kind of a lot but

you know it's like what I'm going to

complain about something being boring

and then I'm going to complain about

something being a lot like I I for some

reason I want to sing

cforia girls it's undeniable bainy

chance bikin on top Daisy Duke that what

Sun Life is the best love

smoothies doesn't it kind of scheme and

everything that's me with my new haircut

when I sleep and then when I wake up

that's what my hair looks

like Donald Glover it's Teddy

Perkins someone said he's dresses like

Steve Harvey I thought that was kind

ofun that's really funny he's so cool I

love the color I just want to be clear

that I do love him so much that so do I

and that I think that pink and that

brown very [ __ ] cool yeah I think he

killed it I mean this is probably my

favorite this one yeah like that dress

is so beautiful it's really really

really cool it looks like salad dressing

like ranch or something with little

herbs in it you know I think I'm just

hungry I think you are too but Ranch

sounds amazing this one's cool the wood

that's [ __ ] cool yeah she looks like

like a like and when you're on it's a

small world yeah it's like she reminds

me of like the little characters in

there in a good way though I really like

it all right guys that's it we got to

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