Can Shayne Guess Our Celebrity Crushes?

- Can I identify someone

based on their top three celebrity crushes?

We're gonna find out right now.

This is different, this one's different than the rest.

Previously I've done people's taste in movies,

video games, things that they engage with.

This is more their taste in people,

what they're attracted to,

what features both physical and non-physical do they like

or that they're drawn towards?

I'm assuming celebrity crushes

is going to include a plethora of different kinds.

You know, childhood crushes, modern day crushes,

respect crushes, all different kinds.

I feel like we crush on celebrities

and people for various reasons.

And we're gonna see that here.

But I have to decipher who they are based on that.

This is a new kind of challenge.

It has me thinking about my celebrity crushes.

I've had a few over the years,

and I will shout them out when they appear in front of me.

Before I begin, I'm gonna make some predictions.

I foresee some celebrities being on here more than most.

And I'm gonna go with my number one pick

for who I think is going to appear the most.

And that's Florence Pugh

because I think we're gonna have people

of all different kinds who are gonna say Florence Pugh.

But I don't know.

As far as guys that might appear on here,

I don't think it's gonna be

like some big action hero type guy.

I think it's gonna like, I don't think this is the answer,

but I think someone like a Cillian Murphy

is gonna be on there a lot,

like kind of the more artistic type of guy.

Otherwise, we'll have to see.

Hideo Kojima shows up 50 times, wow.

Amanda's gonna have like,

she's gonna be like Pierce Brosnan.

It's gonna be a bunch of actors from the nineties

'cause that's when she stopped consuming content.

(crew laughing)

- [Producer] Dude, Harambe is on her top.

- Harambe. (crew laughing)

I also need to preface this,

more people submitted for this one than ever.

We have like 40 people that I have to guess.

And we have a ton of new people here at Smosh,

which is great, love having new coworkers.

I have yet to have conversations with some of these people,

so I know nothing about

what they find attractive in celebrities.

So a lot of guesses in this one.

I'm about to learn a lot about my coworkers

and so are you, let us begin.

First one.

Okay, Robert Pattinson, Dev Patel and a young Al Pacino.

I like this, Robert Pattinson could show up a lot.

That's another one I could have guessed.

I respect this.

Okay, so I think, ooh.

These feel, the Dev Patel and Robert Pattinson

feel very stereotypical like this is a,

I would guess this is a person in their twenties.

Like those feel like popular picks.

Young Al Pacino

feels like also wanting to be a little unique.

They'd be like, but also young Al Pacino,

I'm different kind of.

I could see this being,

you know who I could see this being is Erin Dougal,

because we know they have a little bit of,

they have some film background,

so they have seen some old, old stuff.

I could see her being like, young Al Pacino pretty cool.

But I know she loves Robert Pattinson a lot.

Of course they're gonna say young Al Pacino,

not I'm seeing Oppenheimer.

(crew laughing)

- [Producer] You know he is one of the world's oldest dads?

- Really? - Yeah.

- And probably Robert De Niro. - Like him and Robert De Niro.

- 'Cause Robert De Niro just had a kid.

- [Producer] They're two record-breaking aged fathers.

- Isn't Clint Eastwood up there too?

- I don't know about that. - I think he is.

Okay, the young Al Pacino has me wondering if it's Angela,

just because Angela's answers on every single thing

has always included something Italian.

- [Producer] They did say in the Godfather.

- So Al Pacino specifically in "The Godfather."

So who do I think has seen "The Godfather?"

Angela?

(crew laughing)

This feels like a possible Angela pick.

Let's find out if someone else likes young Al Pacino.

Got it, got it, not Joe Pesci. (crew applauding)

Okay, we have fun here, next. (crew laughing)

So we have Robert Downey Jr.

We have, probably mispronouncing this,

Gong Yoo from "Train to Busan" and Emma Stone.

- [Producer] He's also in "Squid Game" too.

- Oh yeah, he's the guy who slaps him in the subway.

No, he's an attractive man, I respect that.

Someone who truly comes to mind is,

ooh, there's a couple people that come to mind.

Ooh, no, I think I know.

I'm gonna say Erica.

The Gong Yoo one had me thinking of Erica

'cause I know Erica likes K-dramas.

- He is in a lot of K-dramas. - I would assume so.

Mainly because of the addition of Gong Yoo here,

I'm gonna say Erica

'cause in previous episodes, Erica has included K-dramas.

I believe I've heard he is in K-dramas,

I would only assume that.

So I'm gonna go with Erica on this one, let's see.

(crew applauding)

All right, okay, okay.

Doing good to begin with.

I'm about to probably start doing really bad, here we go.

Dev Patel again, ooh, Meg Thee Stallion.

That's, yeah, respect, and then Jungkook from BTS.

Off of this, I would assume this person's Gen Z.

That's like the only thing I'm assuming.

I'm just gonna throw out a guess

because this is a respectable set of three.

Like you know?

And nobody's gonna be looking at that

and going, no, not attractive.

But someone who comes to mind is Oliver.

I feel like if I talked to Oliver, I'd be like,

I wouldn't obviously ask anybody

their celebrity crushes in person.

That'd be weird.

I just walk up to a desk and be like,

hey, it's great to have you on board here at Smosh.

So what do you look for in a celebrity?

What do you find attractive?

All right, I'm gonna throw out Oliver.

Let's see, show me Oliver.

Nice, that's crazy. (crew applauding)

Okay, cool, Gen Z, I knew that.

- [Producer] Yeah, they're a big K-pop fan.

- I knew like an age range.

I was like, Amanda Lehan-Canto is not gonna say.

(crew laughing)

- [Producer] She's a big Jungkook guy.

- I wanna ask Amanda if she knows what BTS is.

She knows what BTS is, she knows.

- Does she? - I think so.

- [Producer] I'm gonna text her right now.

I'm gonna text her. - It's like it's a TV show.

- All right, okay, ooh, this one's good.

Keanu Reeves, Rebecca Ferguson, and Bill Skarsgard.

So they love the stereotypical attractiveness

of Keanu Reeves and Rebecca Ferguson.

But they also like someone who's a little crazy looking

like Bill Skarsgard.

The Skarsgards have a range

of like crazy or just stereotypically attractive.

It's very funny.

- [Producer] I just think of Bill Skarsgard

crawling outta the dark in Barbarian.

- Yeah. - That shot's crazy.

- No, they're all insane, okay.

This is so hard

because there's been a lot of categories

where I haven't had a ton of conversations

with people about stuff.

And this is certainly one that I haven't.

And so a lot of people, I'm like,

I have no idea what they're attracted to

as far as celebrity crushes go.

So a lot of these are uneducated guesses.

I could see this being Selina.

I could see this being, I could see this being Emily.

I could see this being Cassie.

I could see this being a lot of people, frankly.

I think it's someone who's relatively close to my age.

That's the only thing I feel sort of confident about.

- [Producer] Isn't that a good picture of Keanu?

- It's a great picture of Keanu.

No, you see that picture and it's like,

yeah, he is gonna my top three.

- [Producer] You know, when I was pulling pictures for this,

I literally went on a tangent

and looked at pictures of nineties Keanu Reeves

for like 10 minutes.

I was just showing him to Alex.

I was like, look at this, like, look at this one.

- Look, it's happened to us all.

I have a guess here.

I'm probably gonna get this wrong,

but I could picture this.

I'm gonna say Rachel, I got nothing else to say.

Ale? - [Crew] Oh!

- Dang.

- Isn't that funny? - I'm not too surprised.

Like Keanu Reeves absolutely, Bill Skarsgard I see.

I'm not too shocked by that.

I don't know what I would've expected though.

- [Producer] I was surprised by the Rebecca Ferguson.

- The Rebecca Ferguson.

- [Producer] I think she had a great top three though.

- Respect, no, respect that top three, that was great.

That's a CEO's top three right there.

(crew laughing)

What if it was Jeff Bezos, Mark Cuban.

(crew laughing)

Okay, okay, solid, wow.

Okay, so we have Ryan Gosling,

who I thought would've shown up more by now.

We have Lalisa.? - Yeah.

- What are they from?

- Blackpink. - Blackpink.

Okay, another K-Pop Idol on here.

And Rhea Ripley from WWE.

This is a solid three.

That's a really good one, okay.

You know, with Ryan Gosling and Lalisa, I would have,

that would've sealed Spencer.

That would've been like, that's you.

The Rhea Ripley is kind of interesting.

- [Producer] Dude, she's been all over my Twitter feed

and like, I can't look away.

(Shayne laughs)

- [Producer] I keep clicking the links, I'm like, wow.

- Look, I respect that. - I'm in awe.

- I respect that.

I would be lying if I said she didn't show up

on my Twitter feed sometimes too.

And I'm just like.

- [Producer] I don't know how that got there.

- Oh.

The problem is I try to scroll and she grabs it,

And she holds the feed back, and I'm like, no.

(crew laughing)

- [Producer] No, she's so strong, she's so strong.

- Yeah, no, I respect the strength, you know?

Well, okay, this was sort of given to me.

I looked over at Spencer, and Spencer was like

looking directly at the photo of Rhea Ripley right there

just like sweating, sweating bullets, his eyes bulging.

So this is Spencer.

So everyone those are Spencer's celebrity crushes.

There you have it, (chuckles) nice.

Nice.

- Thank you everyone. - Very cool, very cool.

All right, next up we have

Paul Mescal, who I thought would have shown up a lot too.

I think we'll be seeing Paul Mescal a lot more.

Evan Peters, Harry Styles, this is Erin Dougal.

- Yeah. (crew laughing)

- Very clear.

This is the first person who has a type that we've had.

Everyone else has had some variation.

This person's like six foot,

they haven't taken a shower in a couple days

and they're kinda a little weird,

they're kind of a little weird, but they're kind of hot too.

No, this is the type,

this is what I meant at the beginning

when like a type of guy who I think is gonna show up a lot.

I feel like this is the type of guy

a lot of women just go crazy over.

Particularly Erin Dougal.

If it's not Erin Dougal, I'm gonna be shocked.

Yeah, there we go, there we go, there we go.

Erin Dougal's the only person in the office who like,

I think everyone knows exactly what she was gonna put here.

The only one.

All right, next up

we have Ana de Armas,

oh, Maika Monroe, solid pick,

and then Hoyeon Jung.

- [Producer] I don't know how you would say her name.

- I'm sorry if I'm mispronouncing.

But Mica Monroe is so dope.

I love so many movies that she's in.

- [Producer] Independence Day Resurgence.

- I haven't seen that one.

But she's in a lot of horror films that I love.

"It Follows," and "The Guest," she rocks.

She also, this is a hint,

she looks a lot like one of my top three celebrity crushes.

This is like obvious.

And Ana de Armas is that, respect, respect that pick.

I'm not gonna be surprised if it's not,

but I think it's a dude who said this.

I think like, if this is Courtney,

I wouldn't be surprised.

But Courtney's for sure gonna have Florence Pugh on there.

If Courtney doesn't have Florence Pugh on there,

they forgot.

I kind of have it back and forth between Anthony and Ian.

But I feel like in order to put Maika Monroe,

you have to watch movies.

And Anthony doesn't watch movies, but Ian does.

I also could see this being Trevor,

but I think Trevor's gonna have more picks

similar to like Spencer's

where it's gonna be a little more all over the place.

These are some very conventionally attractive women.

I'm gonna say,

I'm gonna say Ian.

Anthony. (crew gasps)

Wow, Anthony, all right.

- [Producer] No, you raised a great question

like, what does he know her from?

- What has Anthony seen Maika Monroe in?

I also thought Anthony was gonna have a lot more,

like, there's gonna be more tattoos,

like more like a Rhea Ripley kind of vibe.

But interesting, hey, respect.

Moving on, Tony Leung, Manny Jacinto, Oscar Isaac.

Now I've gotten a little bit, I'm a little bit biased now

because we were asking how do we pronounce some of these?

And Selina knew the exact names there.

Could mean she's a big fan,

could also mean that we are dumb,

and we don't know how to pronounce these names.

- [Producer] Manny Jacinto's blowing up.

- No, I know what they're from

because Manny's from "The Good Place"

and Tony Leung, is that from "In the Mood for Love?"

- Yeah. - Yeah.

Which is why I initially thought Olivia

'cause I know I've talked about that movie with Olivia.

And I remember specifically her being like, oh my gosh,

Tony Leung is so hot in it.

And I'm like, cool, I'll check it out.

And Oscar Isaac is just a respectable pick.

I mean, come on, look at him.

- [Producer] Yeah, get used to that face.

- Yeah, we're gonna see a lot more Oscar Isaac I know.

I'm gonna say Alyssa

or no, no, no.

Yeah, or Audrey.

I'm gonna go with a guess.

I'm gonna say Audrey, boom.

(crew applauding)

Respect, respect. - That was crazy.

- Hey look, everyone in this office,

no matter how new they are, how long they've been here,

they got good celebrity crushes.

But someone's gonna not have good celebrity crushes

then we're gonna have to figure that out.

All right, Taylor Tomlinson, what do I know her from?

- She's a standup comedian. - Oh, standup comedian.

We have Taylor Tomlinson, we have Pedro Pascal.

First time Pedro Pascal's showing up here, surprising.

And Oscar Isaac again.

All right, someone who likes,

so they like a little bit of comedy.

They find humor attractive.

I'm gonna say Kim,

one of our newer hires over on the social department,

she seems to like to laugh.

And I'm gonna go with the Taylor Tomlinson thing here.

- [Producer] Seen her laughing a few times.

- I've seen her laughing a lot, you know?

Putting a standup comedian in your top three

is a very unique choice.

I don't feel strongly about this obviously,

but I'm gonna say, Kim, let's give it a shot.

It was Alyssa, that's okay, that's okay, but respect.

All right, next up we have

Steven Yeun, Cary Grant, and Sam Lerner.

Okay, without the Sam Lerner there,

I wonder if I would've guessed Olivia anyways.

- [Producer] I think you would've.

I think I would've 'cause the Cary Grant thing,

Steven Yeun plus Cary Grant.

I think that's all I needed to know that's Olivia.

Olivia always has like a really

like different pick in there.

Like something like an old school pick

for her books and movies and stuff.

Obviously though Sam Lerner's there, this is Olivia.

It's cute, that was very cute, Olivia.

Sam Lerner, great actor I've heard.

Okay, Keanu Reeves is back,

Pierce Brosnan and Colin Farrell.

If it's Amanda Lehan-Canto, that's so funny.

This is someone they're into

the classic Hollywood man I feel like.

Pierce Brosnan's like as stereotypical Hollywood-looking

I feel like as you can be. Yeah.

I could see this being Selina.

I'm trying to think who would,

their pick would be three like men

'cause this is three like men, you know what I mean?

In a cool way, I don't mean that as an insult.

I can see in my peripherals,

I can see Selina just being like, oh my gosh.

(crew laughing)

You know what, because of that, we're gonna say Selina.

I think it's funny.

It's probably not Selina, but hey, whatever,

we're having fun here.

It's Katie, okay. (crew applauding)

- [Producer] Selina, what'd you think of those three?

- Too old. - They're too old?

Okay.

Pierce Brosnan, I think he only looks better with age.

- Mm-hmm. - All right. (laughs)

Katie's like, yes, that's what I'm saying.

All right, Linda Cardellini, Lorde, and Ayo Edebiri.

Ayo is my favorite character on "The Bear," she's so good.

Okay, so this person's into talent.

- [Producer] Did you see Kyle MacLachlan do that picture?

- What? - He did the Lorde picture.

- I didn't see that. - It was sick.

- So this person's into talent,

they're attracted to talented people.

Obviously they're all physically attractive,

but I just mean like,

I think this person loves like their character

and what they do as an artist.

(crew laughing)

So they really like Paul Atreides.

- Oh my bad. (crew laughing)

- Just killed 8 billion people.

(producer chuckles) (Shayne chuckles)

There's a couple thoughts that come to mind, Marcus,

Alex Tran.

Those are two that are probably in the lead right now.

(crew laughing)

Those are probably the two.

- [Producer] I got one more bit in me.

(crew laughing)

- I was teetering on Vida, but I think.

(crew laughing)

- I am Lorde, Lorde-Lorde-Lorde, ya-ya-ya.

- Kidding. - Peter also comes to mind.

You know what, I'm gonna go with Peter.

I just feel like this feels like a Peter pick.

This is a guy with a mustache.

(crew laughing)

What's he gonna say?

I'm gonna go with Peter.

Peter, yeah, a man with taste, dare I say.

- [Producer] Yeah, that's a good list from Peter.

That was a really good top three.

That's one of my favorites out of all of these.

All right, next up

we have Theo James, Rihanna, Ryan Gosling.

Rihanna may not be in my top three, but definitely top five.

There have been so many moments of my life

where I was just absolutely enamored with Rihanna.

I mean, come on.

And as far as the guys on this list go,

it's just these are three just like, yeah, okay,

so you like really attractive people, great.

- [Producer] They said Ryan Gosling in "The Nice Guys."

- In specifically the, okay.

So they said they like Ryan Gosling

specifically in "The Nice Guys."

- Yeah. - That actually helps.

So this person I think watches movies.

That does narrow it down a little bit.

- [Producer] I don't think anyone will be offended

if you guess them for this.

- Yeah, well, no, no.

Oh, whoever said this has eyes.

(crew laughing)

Okay, what's your type,

oh, probably just the most attractive people

that have ever existed, probably.

I'll go with Bailey, I'm gonna go with Bailey on it.

Mallory, ah, okay. (crew applauding)

Like I said, I couldn't be surprised if it was Mallory.

I didn't end up going with that, but that's okay.

All right, next up we have Zoe Kravitz,

incredibly awesome pick, Keanu Reeves once again,

and Jermaine Clement, nice.

- That's just Jemaine. - Jemaine, Jemaine Clement.

You know who I hope ends up on this list at some point

is Matt Berry, deserves it.

- [Producer] There's definitely

some "What We Do In The Shadows" representation.

- Yeah, Zoe Kravitz.

Zoe Kravitz is just like,

actually one of the most attractive people to ever exist.

Like, it's weird.

It's like, oh, what's going on there?

(crew laughing)

- [Producer] I met her dad a couple times.

Probably like one of the most beautiful people.

- Oh yeah, Lenny? - Yeah.

- With his huge scarf? - Yeah.

- Yeah, he's like 60 years old,

and you'll see a photo of him just ripped.

You're just like, what, where?

Okay, just tell us the sort of proximity

where the Fountain of Youth is

and we can just find it ourselves.

- [Producer] And they chose these pictures.

- They chose these pictures specifically.

So these are some real crushes

'cause they're like, I know the photo that I want to use.

- Yeah, I would focus on the Keanu in that movie maybe.

- Keanu in, is that "Johnny Mnemonic?"

- Yeah. - Wow, okay.

So this is a huge fricking nerd.

Emily comes to mind.

Cassie kind of comes to mind for this.

I'm gonna go with Cassie.

Actually no

because there's a couple people

who always have like, they have very specific taste.

They know very specifically what they're into.

So I'm gonna throw out an art department guess here,

and I'm gonna say Erin Kuschner.

If it's Cassie, I'm gonna be so upset.

(crew gasps) (crew applauding)

Yeah, yes, I know now.

I know now.

All right, next up we have Issa Rae,

Robert Sheehan, and Colin Mochrie.

Colin Mochrie.

(crew laughing) Hey, cool.

- [Producer] And here's the crazy thing,

someone else was like, I almost put them on my list too,

because when they got submitted,

I was like, this one's crazy.

And then I don't remember who I was talking to.

They were like, oh yeah, he was almost on mine.

- You know, sometimes.

- [Producer] Oh yeah, no, Bailey said, yeah.

It's not Bailey, but.

- Whose boner is it anyway, you know, am I right?

(crew laughing)

I was more of a Ryan Stiles guy.

All right, I feel like

if I had talked to this person at all,

I would know immediately.

Or if I talked to them about celebrity crushes,

I would now know specifically.

This is such unique taste, Like they clearly love comedy.

They love a funny person

'cause Issa Rae, super funny,

Colin Mochrie, obviously super funny.

Robert Sheehan, what do I know him from?

Oh, "Umbrella Academy."

Yes, is he like the invisible guy?

No, no, he's not, he's not.

- [Producer] Klaus Hargreeves, Number Four,

The Seance, can speak with the dead.

- Okay, yes, I've seen some of Umbrella Academy.

I remember him.

So they just love comedy.

They love like, I don't know,

they like a lot of personality, a dynamic personality.

(sighs) This is tough.

This person, I think whoever listed this as their top three,

this person's rad as hell.

They're cool.

They've got a great personality

to recognize a great personality like that.

Rachel comes to mind, Selina comes to mind.

But Selina said earlier,

she's like too old to those other people.

So Colin Mochrie too old.

Unless it was like, well Colin Mochrie in the nineties.

But that's, I don't know.

I kind of just have to guess on this.

And I'm gonna say,

I'm just gonna say Rachel.

I think Rachel's is gonna be sick as hell like this.

But it's for me, it's between Selina and Rachel weirdly.

Actually, no, I would say it's between

Cassie and Rachel.

But I'm gonna go with Rachel.

I'm just saying Rachel, screw it, whatever, who cares?

Kortney, dang it.

Okay, cool. (crew applauding)

Hey, very cool.

Alright, we've got Stephanie Beatriz, H.E.R., and then--

- Ming-Na Wen. - Ming-Na Wen.

- She's Mulan. - Oh yes, yes.

I definitely have seen that actress a lot.

Stephanie Beatriz is awesome.

From what I watched of "Brooklyn Nine-Nine,"

I was like, she's cool as hell.

H.E.R., I had act I had actually never heard of,

sounds funny, I'd never heard of her until the Super Bowl.

And then I was like, who's that, super dope.

Ooh, it's been down between two people,

but I think this is a musician this is their top three.

I don't know why.

Basically just 'cause of H.E.R.,

I'm like, this is someone who knows music

and they're into someone who's really good on guitar.

So I kinda have it between Brennan and Josh.

I think I'm gonna go with Josh on this.

I'm gonna say Josh purely 'cause of the guitar.

If I'm wrong, yeah, I deserve it.

Nice. (crew applauding)

Wow, the guitar.

I was just literally like guitar, Josh.

Stupid. (crew laughing)

Javier Bardem, Tommy Lee Jones.

- Turkish guy. - Turkish actor

who's very attractive.

This is Amanda.

This is Amanda.

Tommy Lee Jones alone and Javier Bardem, okay, yeah.

The complete opposite of Selina.

Amanda is like, are they 70?

(crew laughing)

Okay, I gotta be completely honest.

I do not understand Tommy Lee Jones

as far as like, if people find him attractive.

I've always thought he's crazy looking.

He's an incredibly talented actor.

- [Producer] I think there was a sweet spot

when he was handsome maybe in like the nineties.

- I've seen old footage of him

and I just don't get it

- [Producer] Because he was not hot in the seventies.

- I just don't get it. - Yeah.

- But I also don't care, I'm not bothered by it.

- Javier Bardem is so sexy. - Oh yeah,

Javier Bardem's just awesome.

But specifically I wanna watch

"No Country For Old Men" with Amanda

and be like, is this--

- [Producer] What's crazy, they're both in it.

- Yeah, oh, you're right.

She probably watched "No Country for Old Men."

She was just like, all these old men.

- [Producer] When are they gonna kiss?