One Direction Iconic and Funny Moments // Longest 1D funny moments video // 2010-2016
Summary
TLDRThe transcript captures an array of humorous and candid moments from the lives of One Direction band members during their journey to fame. From playful banter and inside jokes to personal aspirations and lighthearted antics, the boys display their camaraderie and humor. The dialogue includes references to their individual personalities, shared experiences, and interactions with fans and each other, offering a glimpse into their dynamic as a group and their candid take on various topics, all delivered with the charm and wit that fans love.
Takeaways
- đ€ The members of One Direction each have distinct personalities: Liam is smart, Harry is flirtatious, Zayn is vain, Niall is funny, and Louis is the leader.
- đ€Ł There is a lot of humor and playful banter among the band members, often involving jokes about each other's habits and preferences.
- đ¶ The band enjoys making light-hearted music references and imitating instruments, showcasing their camaraderie and love for music.
- đ The members share personal stories and dreams, such as Harry wanting to stay young forever and Louis expressing his love for women who eat carrots.
- đ There are instances of the band engaging in acting or role-playing, like pretending to be superheroes or making up songs on the spot.
- đ The script captures moments of celebration, such as achieving a platinum album and the excitement around their performances.
- đ The band doesn't shy away from discussing embarrassing or awkward situations, like Harry's habit of getting naked or Louis's fear of driving fast.
- đ€ There are reflections on their fame and the challenges it brings, such as dealing with pranks or the pressure of maintaining their image.
- đŹ The members are often asked about their preferences and opinions on various topics, from favorite foods to what they look for in a partner.
- đ There are discussions about home and family, with Louis expressing excitement about becoming a father and the band sharing their thoughts on relationships.
- đČ The script includes playful and sometimes silly games the band members engage in, like 'Never Have I Ever' and discussing what they would do if they were in a video game.
Q & A
What time of day did the One Direction members find themselves in a humorous situation as described in the transcript?
-It was 3 in the morning when they found themselves in a humorous situation, as mentioned by Baby Lou.
Who are the members of One Direction and how are they characterized in the transcript?
-The members of One Direction are Liam, Harry, Zayn, Niall, and Louis. They are characterized as follows: Liam is the smart one, Harry is the flirt, Zayn is vain, Niall is the funny one, and Louis is the leader.
What did Harry say when he was asked about his favorite chat-up line?
-Harry did not have a chat-up line to share, as indicated by his response 'Vas Happenin'?' when asked about his favorite one.
What was the context of Louis's statement 'Will you marry me?'
-Louis's statement 'Will you marry me?' was in response to a question about what his favorite chat-up line is, suggesting a simple but effective approach.
What was the reason for Harry's concern about Zayn's behavior?
-Harry was concerned about Zayn because he felt like Zayn was acting as if he was too hot and that girls must fancy him, as indicated by the transcript 'Zayn's just like 'oh I'm so hot, man... girls must fancy me'.
What did Niall say when asked about his worst habit?
-Niall mentioned that his worst habit is getting naked all the time, which he expressed with 'My worst habit is getting naked all time.'
What was the prank that was played on the One Direction members?
-The prank played on the One Direction members involved a fake announcement that a baby was coming and a lady claiming she farted and was pregnant, which led to the reveal that they were pranked by Nickelodeon.
What was the unusual talent that Louis claimed to have?
-Louis claimed to have the unusual talent of juggling, which he mentioned in the context of the boys telling him he needed to be more serious in the diaries.
What was the topic of discussion when the boys were talking about their favorite foods?
-The topic of discussion was about Poutine, with Harry and Liam mentioning it multiple times as one of the things they love most about Canada.
What was the humorous situation that occurred when Louis was asked about his experience with dodgeball?
-The humorous situation occurred when Louis claimed to be 'absolutely dodgeball obsessed' and that it's 'such a big part of me,' but then admitted that he had never actually played dodgeball when asked by the cameraman.
Outlines
đ Fun and Chaos: One Direction's Antics
The paragraph captures the playful and humorous side of One Direction as they engage in banter, share inside jokes, and tease each other. The boys discuss their personalities, with Liam being smart, Harry as the flirt, Zayn being vain, Niall as the funny one, and Louis as the leader. There are also references to their experiences on the show, including a judges' house visit and their shock at a fellow contestant's elimination. They joke about superpowers, nightmares, and even imitate musical instruments. The boys also share their favorite chat-up lines and discuss their dreams and aspirations, all while maintaining a light-hearted and entertaining atmosphere.
đ€ Behind the Scenes with One Direction
This paragraph offers a glimpse into the band's dynamic off-stage. It starts with a member expressing his love for women who like carrots and Lamborghinis, leading to playful teasing among the bandmates. There's a moment of physical comedy involving Niall, and discussions about Harry's habit of getting naked, which they jokingly complain interrupts their practice sessions. The paragraph also includes various non-sequiturs, song lyrics, and imitations, showcasing the group's camaraderie and humor. It ends with a segment about their future as One Direction, hinting at their resolve to stay together.
đ€Ș One Direction's Hilarious Misadventures
The paragraph is a collection of humorous and absurd exchanges among the band members. It includes a mock serious discussion about changing lyrics to 'big brown poo', physical comedy involving a roll, and various imitations of each other. There's also a playful moment where they beatbox and sing simultaneously to different songs. The boys also joke about a prank by Nickelodeon, with Harry being the main target of the prank, and end with a funny anecdote about Harry falling out of bed.
đź One Direction's Playful Interactions
This paragraph showcases the band's playful side with a focus on their interactions and shared experiences. They discuss their video game preferences, specifically who leads and who follows in Mario games, and share light-hearted banter. There's a playful interview segment where Harry is asked about an encounter with a man named Karl Stefanovick, leading to a funny role-play scenario. The paragraph also includes various inside jokes, song lyrics, and humorous exchanges that highlight the band's chemistry and humor.
đ One Direction's Lighthearted Conversations
The paragraph features casual and amusing conversations among the band members. They discuss topics ranging from fashion, to pizza, to tattoos, and even dating each other, which leads to a series of jokes and light teasing. The boys also touch on serious topics like objectifying women and the importance of being genuine with fans. There are also several humorous moments, such as Harry's failed attempt to speak in different accents and Liam's confusion about Australia's climate, adding to the overall playful tone.
đ Theatrical and Witty Exchanges of One Direction
This paragraph is filled with theatrical and witty exchanges among the band members. They engage in role-play, joke about Harry's dancing and romancing mood, and have a mock argument about a stylist's instructions. The boys also discuss their views on objectifying women and share funny anecdotes from their experiences on tour. The paragraph includes various humorous moments, such as Harry's comment about his drug tests and Niall's suggestion to see a twerking tutorial, all contributing to a lively and entertaining atmosphere.
đ€ One Direction's Playful Interview Antics
The paragraph captures a series of playful and humorous moments from an interview with One Direction. The boys joke around with the interviewer, tease each other, and engage in light-hearted banter. Highlights include Liam pretending to be from Australia, Niall's playful interaction with a photographer, and Zayn's refusal to draw a picture of Niall. The paragraph also features a funny moment where a fan expresses a rather unusual request, and the band's playful reactions to it.
đ€Ł One Direction's Hilarious Interview Escapades
This paragraph details a series of comical and absurd moments from an interview with One Direction. The boys engage in silly wordplay, tease each other, and interact with the interviewer in a humorous manner. Notable moments include Harry's American accent, Niall's playful banter with James Corden, and Liam's awkward attempt at flirting. The paragraph also features funny exchanges about personal habits, such as changing underwear, and ends with a quirky game segment.
đ One Direction's Whimsical and Witty Interview
The paragraph showcases a whimsical and witty interview with One Direction. The band members engage in playful banter, make jokes, and share amusing anecdotes. They discuss topics ranging from favorite traits in a lady to personal habits, all with a humorous twist. There are also moments of light-hearted teasing, such as when Harry reveals a secret about a dream involving a train, and when the band members discuss their past friendships and experiences before joining One Direction.
đ One Direction's Playful and Engaging Interactions
This paragraph highlights One Direction's playful and engaging interactions during an event or interview. The band members are seen teasing each other, making jokes, and responding to various prompts from the interviewer. They discuss their love for Canada, specifically poutine, and engage in humorous exchanges about personal habits and preferences. The paragraph also includes a playful 'Never Have I Ever' segment and ends with a fan interaction where the band members show their affectionate side.
đ One Direction's Lighthearted and Chaotic Performance
The paragraph captures a lighthearted and chaotic performance by One Direction. The band members engage in playful antics on stage, with Liam attempting a dance move that ends abruptly, and Harry jokingly admonishing someone for their behavior. There's also a moment where Harry is hit in the face with a ball, leading to humorous comments about his singing abilities. The paragraph includes various funny exchanges, such as Louis's obsession with dodgeball and Harry's playful banter with an interviewer, creating an entertaining and lively atmosphere.
đ€ One Direction's Humorous and Energetic Interaction
This paragraph showcases a humorous and energetic interaction between One Direction and their fans, as well as with each other. The band members make jokes, tease each other, and engage with fans in a playful manner. Highlights include James referencing song titles in his comments, the band's playful reaction to a couple kissing, and their humorous responses to questions about personal habits and preferences. The paragraph ends with a moment of camaraderie as the band members express their excitement about an upcoming show.
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Keywords
đĄOne Direction
đĄPersonalities
đĄHumour
đĄImpersonations
đĄDreams and Aspirations
đĄStereotypes
đĄPerformance
đĄSuperstition
đĄPrank
đĄIn-jokes
đĄFandom
Highlights
One Direction's members share their distinct personalities: Liam as the smart one, Harry as the flirt, Zayn as vain, Niall as the funny one, and Louis as the leader.
Harry's playful banter with a chef, showcasing his quick wit and humor.
The group's camaraderie and humor when discussing their favorite chat-up lines.
Louis's simple yet effective chat-up line, 'Will you marry me?'
The boys' shock and reactions to Aiden being in the bottom two of a competition.
Niall's Irish accent and the group's playful teasing about it.
Harry's concern for Zayn's driving habits and the group's safety.
The group's decision to stay together despite challenges, indicating their strong bond.
Harry's humorous imitation of Niall and the ensuing laughter among the group.
Louis's playful antics and the group's reaction when he mysteriously appears in a room.
The group's creative and humorous song to wake up Harry and Zayn.
Harry's candid admission about his habit of getting naked all the time, causing disruptions.
The boys' playful interaction with a puppet, showing their lighthearted side.
Louis's humorous mispronunciation of 'psychiatry' and the ensuing correction.
The group's shared laughter and jokes about their experiences and future dreams.
Harry's playful teasing of Liam about his choice of words and the group's reaction.
Louis's humorous claim of being a 'criminal' in his childhood aspirations.
The group's dynamic and humor during an interview, including playful banter and teasing.
Transcripts
Hello
we
are
One
Direction
YAY
Baby Lou: It is 3 in the morning.
I am stuck in a nest of jews
We've decided to put you both through to the judges house.
Doncaster
aaaaaahhhHHHH
Liam is the smart one
Harry is the flirt
Zayn is vain
See what I did there?
Niall is the funny one
and Louis's the leader; thanks
Harry: fly!
Chef: He knows what he's doing; Harry: Away please
Chef: he told me didn't he Harry: you're dawdling
GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN
He's got a temperature now, awwwwwwwww
Mine would probably be...
Mary
Louis: Mary? Harry: yeah
Louis: She's mine
Harry: well we had that thing going remember?
SHES MINE
...and I can play the triangle
*try their best to imitate a triangle with their mouths, and throw in a kazoo too*
Vas Happenin'
the trouser, the trouser, the trouser straight in the balls, that's what I'm talking about
ow :)
see ya later, bye, bye, thanks guys!
AHHH THE LIGHT
MUA: little bit pale this morning little bit peaky.
I'm tired. It's winter
*the strongest Irish accent niall has ever had* POTATO!
Sorry im late lads
If I could have any superpower it would probably be to stay young forever
Peter Pan
What about your dream. the one with a Freddy Krueger and a chainsaw
No, let's not bring it up because it was very traumatic time for me.
Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Because he was a fun guy (fungi)
What our favorite chat up lines are, so Zayn?
Vas Happenin'?
Nice, Niall?
don't have one
Liam: ha, that's a great chat up line
Harry: Liam? Liam: I haven't gone one either...
Its on you Louis.
Louis: Will you marry me?
Simple but effective
*ninja sounds?*
*Harry high pitched screams*
Harry: We're all pretty shocked that Aiden was in the bottom three-- bottom two, sorry.
Louis: No Jimmy protested!
Harry: We were- we we're all pretty shocked...
Oh I really hate ya right now!
Show is your best acting face
Niall: personally I'm a big fan of his and Liam looks like him so, I'm looking forward to seeing them around and
Hopefully he can pull off another good performance. What are you doing?
Putting may hat on, what the hell does it look like?
oh god
my hidden talent is juggling
The boys have told me I need to be a bit more serious in the diaries so I've tried to go for a bit of a smarter look.
Niall: help!
Louis: Somebody needs help
BAHHH
Superman is here!
In my first video diary ummm
I explained my love for women who have a taste in carrots.
I like girls who eat carrots.
Since then, um, I've received plenty of carrots
Now I also have a keen interest in women who like Lamborghinis
Harry: now kiss me you fool
Louis:...big fat idoit. *niall falls in distance*
Harry: did you get it on camera?!?
Louis: Please tell me you got that
*Harry screams*
*Louis scream*
Niall: Louis, you alright?
Louis:*gibberish*
*gibberish continues...*
*absolute nonsense*
my goldfish is dead:'(
My worst habit is getting naked all time. Sorry
GO away!!! ITV2!!
I'm really really worried about Harry. I feel like he's going nuts
He just can't-- just can't keep his clothes on and it's interrupting our practices
How are we supposed to concentrate when he's walking around...
...in the nude?
I mean we-- we just want to be singers. We want to be good singers and
we're trying to concentrate and he's their naked every time. there's absolutely nothing we can do about..
Louis: he's always in the nude!
The second act still in the final is....
REBECCA!
Host: Zayn, what's gonna happen to one direction now?
um, we're definitely gonna stay together. This isn't the last of One Direction
*made up pokemon song* POKEMON, GOTTA CATCH EM ALL!
Absolutely freezing my peanuts off
Yes! No! Maybe? WHAT?
*black eyed pea "I gotta feeling"*
Mammary!
*Niall imitating Louis*:So the next question is from Celine, and she wants to know...
*Liam imitating Zayn*: Vas happenin' Celine!
Liam: oh no, I've seen that one many times
* Louis and Harry just vibin*
Interviewer: How many cats were you able to buy Matt Cardle?
Um... I didn't get him any but he got some himself.
Interview: Think he was able to get quite a lot, you think? Harry: yeah....
Keep your eye on this phone! Ready, steady, NO!
voice over: freeze
Liam: I've got it
That was a love bite from Louis Tomlinson....
We were pulled over because we were driving too slow :/Louis' just a bit scared of driving fast
*Niall, Liam, and Louis create a song to wake up Harry and Zayn*
Its time to get up in the morning, in the morning, MORning...
SO WE GOTTA GET UP, ITS TIME TO GET UPPPPP!!! ITS TIME TO GET UP!!!
Harry: Time to get up!
Interviewer: Maybe Louis could have a carrot in front of his.
Harry: Don't think it would cover it
haha yeah penis jokes!
Niall: commando or PJs, Harry? Harry: commando! :)
Alan: cause I heard Zayn gooses you to get the high notes.
Is that true? Harry: Yeah
Louis: YES YES
Zayn: no NO
*Various ohs*
Quick we've got Liam, show Liam, we got Liam doing the flick!
Hello? is this the docta?
Where's Louis?
Zayn: LOUIS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING???
Niall: How'd you get here? Louis: I don't know
Liam: Magic carpet, it's gonna be. Louis: I. don't. know.
"And if you're struggling now
Its not hard to tell, you don't know, uh oh
Your maths skills are terrible"
I saw a girl in her school uniform, going "Harry, Harry, give me some of your gravy!"
Louis: Heyyyyy that is a horrible thing to say!
:) :) hi :) :)
Louis: i... love... big red bus
*high pitched scream*
Liam: What has he done? he doesn't know, no one's given him any direction. yet cause were not shooting
Louis: ONE!
Liam: One Direction
*Discussing what they should change the lyrics to?*
Harry: Big brown pooo, no, man I cant
Harry: BIG BROWN POOOOOOOOO
The rest of the boys *harmonizing*: big brown pooOOOOoooo
Zayn: Quick do a roll, a rollie pollie!
Louis: OHHHHH THAT HURT
Get a banana around your face
WWWWAHHHHHH
Harry imitating Niall: POTATOES!
Liam as Zayn: Vas happenin' potatoes?
Louis: Zayn's just like "oh I'm so hot, man... girls must fancy me"
Niall: JLS "She Makes Me Wanna"
Oh, oh, uh, uh, Oh, oh, uh, uh, oh, that's how its done
Kevin the pigeon: Barks
Liam: Zayn, what's the news on jay-z?
Zayn: He's not coming man :'(
We've been dressed quite nice, very fitting, good on the bottom
I'm sorry, it's Terrence. So it's D. It's E. it's R.
It's R.
it's R.
it's R.
it's R.
It's R.
Guy on phone: How many R's are their?
Six.
He's walking around going I'm a Bradford bad boy, yo
Zayn: Ugh I don't even say that anymore....
Zayn: Put the hydraulics on!
yeah, lets go boys, heyyyy, put the tunes on, Louis, put the tunes on
*beat boxing and singing "It Wasn't Me" by Shaggy at the same time as "Candy Shop" by 50 Cent*
Louis: Zayn, when are the hydraulics gonna break???? Zayn, huh? when are the hydraulics gonna break
ZAYN: AHHHHH HARRY DRIVE MORE SAFE
Concerned boys and Louis: Kev? Kevin? Kevin? KEVIN!
Louis: Can you please. I've got some dignity.
Niall: Party time! Louis:All day
Zayn: All night, DJ Malik, DJ Malik
In West Philadelphia, born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight. My mom got scared, She said
*Zayn, high pitched* moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air
Louis: harry's gettin head
Louis: This is the most physical exercise One Direction have done in the past year and we're very very tired
Zayn's hiding it
Yes, that's right. Kevin. Zayn is a lovely guy.
The baby is coming
Concerned Harry: Don't worry, don't worry, don't worry!!
Louis: It smells, it smells.
Lady: please don't say that, I farted, I'm sorry, I farted, I' m pregnant
I refuse to give birth on this floor....
You all have been pranked by Nickelodeon
Louis: YES BOYS, YES
HARRY WAS THE WORST, HARRY WAS THE WORST
HARRY GOT OWNED MORE THAN ALL OF US
Harry: NO
Niall *super embarrassed*: I told you not to do ittttt, I told youuuuu
Louis: Describe to me how you fell out of bed. Harry: uh, I fell.... out of bed...
Liam and Niall: Eye-tunes
Which country would you like to go before that you never seen before? Which country would you like to go to before it came out?
Harry: Australia Louis: Why do you say it in that tone?
Harry: I copied- Louis: ok this one....
Interviewer: um, so who usually in front, and who is usually is behind, gets behind when you're playing Mario?
Harry: So between me and Louis who's in front and who's behind?
Louis: I think we kind of share that, really
Louis: Yeah, sometimes you take the front sometimes... Harry: sometimes I take the front.
You know, if he's a bit tired. I'll go behind him and push him along.
Louis: Yeah. Yeah, but yeah, you know
We're both, ya know, we're both quite generous to each other so you think that, ya know, sometimes he should
get to do what he wants to do, if he wants to go first.
VAS HAPPENINNNNNNNNNNNnnnnnnnNNNNN'!
Interviewer: Now, I have to ask you one more thing, Harry, this is to you
I believe you met a man called Karl Stefanovick who would have interviewed you on the Today Show
I Think he got a bit too physical with you. Now, I've got a Harry doll here
Can you show me on the doll where the bad man touched you?
Here, here, and here
And how did it make you feel, Harry?
sad :)
*singing "Sexy and I Know It"*
Liam: Harry's just currently getting a sneaky little nap in
Louis and boys singing: My name's Harry, oh I'm cold! look at me I'm cold, I'm sleepy and I'm cold, I'm really really cold
*singing continues*
Zayn: Did she say butter sock Liam: is that a sock Louis: full of butter
Niall: does it involve the butter sock?
What's this taste like?
Liam: How is it harry? Harry: Tastes like feet
Can I have some more fruits Carly: fruit? sure.
and
Could you cut them into the little cubes the way that you do?
When you were 12 or 13, yeah, what did you want to be when you grew up?
Harry: I wanted to be a footballer probably
Liam: he needs to grow up first
Interviewer: And niall? Niall: footballer or a singer
Interviewer: and Liam? Liam: I wanted to be a fireman. Interviewer: Did you? Liam:yeah
Interviewer: and Zayn? Zayn: I wanted to be a teacher
Interviewer: and Louis? Louis: I wanted to be a criminal. Interviewer: did yoU?
Louis: I knew you were gonna try to do that. Interviewer: WOW
Harry: I would wish for....
Two more wishes :)))))))) Zayn: you're weird
Gibby <3: You don't know you're beautiful Harry: NOOOOOOO
no
Hi I'm Niall, I'm Harry, I'm Zayn, I'm Liam
and I'm Jennifer
Harry: With my knowledge and understanding of the football game
I feel like I should be a lot better at football
Harry: And, uh, with my knowledge and understanding of the game, I feel like I should be much better at football
uhh, but im not, sooo
pepsi, pepsi, pepsi
And I'm Harold.
Zayn, you've really messed that up now
Oh god. MARGRET!
Platinum album
the boys: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH MAN,COME ON DREW!
Harry: Boys get ya mouths open!
*Liam, Louis and Harry perform the most iconic dance to "Cmon, Cmon"*
Interviewer: I've got a feeling you're a bowl (ball) licker, like, do you like the stuff....
Say cookie >:|
Harry: I perfer the cream! I prefer the cream, its 3 for cream 2 for cookie, next time on Oreos.
Excuse me, Liam. No, I used it in the dressing room, but it was abused in there
If that's how I like to work, Liam, that's up to me. Ok.
So if you're gonna hold it against me, then leave the band.
Oh no, there's someone in my ear, No, no, Harry was only joking. Ohhh, ok ok.
How you doing?
Spitting period?
Liam: you bring too many clothes, and then you buy more of them.
Louis: Well what do you bring, Liam? NO HAIR!
If you like pizza as much as I do, we're gonna get on real well
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah
Ed: They got this wrong though, I've only got 1 tattoo on me.
Harry: oh that's shit then, get rid of it. Ed: NO!
Harry: I would date Liam.
Niall: I'd date Louis
Louis: I'd date Niall, I was gonna say you, Niall
Liam: I'd date Louis as well, if I was a girl.
Zayn: I wouldn't date any of ya, cause none of you picked me
Zayn: Get off.
Niall: How bout these bad boys, huh
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Louis: OH FOR GOD SAKE NIALL
NIALL: AHHHH
Harry: For the benefit of the radio, Niall's just dropped his tea.
*mouth full of pizza* Do you wanna come for a drink wit me
Like dibs? No we don't really do that to be honest.
No, we feel like that objectifies women and that's not really what we're about
*weird accent* At the end of the day
*high pitched* at the end of the day
*old man weird accent* at the end of the day
Louis: Thats the end of the shoot
Harry: Its the end of the shoot
Interviewer: sorry, I've just got very thrown with the using the phones in this unit. Have you started one of the workers here?
Louis: It says do not dial 9.
so.....
I dialed 9
Interviewer: Are you troubled with internal friction?
Louis: ...internal friction...? ummm
niall: bit forward.
Louis: What did you mean? Was it meant to be a joke?
It was meant to be about like the fans being on Twitter saying, you know, it's like we can talk to-- oh!
Louis: what are you tryin--
"I talk to girls on the internet" is what you were just saying
Liam: I was tryna hide by face at first, I didn't realize what shape it was
Liam: Cool!
*indian drag me down plays*
Say there was like a girl in front of us
Interviewer: Yeah
and we didn't know what she looked like, wanted to see if she's hot
We just like make loads of noise so that she'd turned around
So like I'd be with like four of my friends, we just go
"AHHHHHH!"
And then the girl would go. and you'd go yep or no.
Louis: and she'd think someone's being attacked
Interviewer: "Oop we're fine just wanted to see if you were hot!"
Harry: We have always been big fans of *messes up* fucking shit (I think, its bleeped)
Louis: Shit Bastard! I did that good, you did that shit, I did that good!
Interviewer: Go!
Interview: Oh Niall's, left out Nialls at a disadvantage right now.
Niall: *awkward laugh*
Harry: London's...
quite...
big...
It's not- it's quite small. Louis: *mocks him*
Harry: you can get lost there, ya know?
Louis: what are you talking about? You do talk some shit in interviews
Niall: He asked you "Can you walk out on the street?"
And you said "London's quite big"
Interviewer: He's leaving. Now he got upset and left.
Harry: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
Louis: No!
Can anyone hear running wotah?
I went around wearing one of the surgical masks
Niall: Oh ya did?
Niall: Where'd ya get one?
Harry*extememly annoyed*: I bought a packet of 5 and I have a spare one you can have.
Niall*super excited*: sick!
Harry:đ
Liam: Stupid enough for me though, I didn't actually know that he got that cold over here.
I thought it was gonna be one of those sorta countries thats always hot.
Louis: Why???
Liam: I don't know cuz I just picture Australia. It's like they're quite-- it's quite near isn't it?
Louis: Mate tell me-- ahhh no
Liam: ghetto!
Hary: We're really funny. We are, aren't we-
Niall: aren't we?
Harry: We-- the laughs we have!
Niall: between me?!
Harry: we have some laughs!
Niall: Pranks! Laughs! Ah!
Stylist: No, do a normal one please hunny, hunny, please. harry!
Come on. Harry! Harry come on, we've got some much to do today
Please darling, just there-- yeah, Thank you, love you
Harry*singing*: I'm in the mood for dancing, romancing. I'm givin it all tonight
Narry: I'm in the mood for dancing, romancing!
What's not to love, we're on tour it's five lads ladies lads having a laugh
Louis: Lads doing lads things that lads do cause lads are cool
Liam: got something here!
Harry: Ahh! Its in my finger!
Liam: Its actually is proper in your bum. reason you booked
Harry: my ass is on the line :)
Liam: To see and be like, "oh, it's actually okay, what I'm doing, it wasn't too bad"
Harry: You thought that was all right.
Louis: Liam, you are insane
Liam: AH FOR FUCKS SAKE
Louis: well we won't have swear words in this room!
Louis: Bullocks!
Harry: Edit that out!
*Zayn saves harry from fire*
Liam: What happened with the ladder???
Harry: is it workin?
Niall: looks like you're holding it up!
Harry: :)
Louis: Niall the bad boy? Give it a rest, Niall the church boy more like
Louis: Listen forget what they taught you in scouts Payno, we're doing it the Tommo way!
Zayn: Louis you idiot!
Louis: right.... I think we'll just burn it like that now...
Harry: You know when you choose to do it and stuff.
Niall: like if you walk past a girls school at half three, you know you're gonna get killed
So you just don't-- you just kind of time your trips to the shops and stuff like that
Harry: I thought you were gonna say time your trips to outside girls schools
Niall: yeah, cuz I walked past girls schools all the time, what the hell, course I don't!
POP SUGAR POP SUGAR SUGAR POP POP
*Zayn saying some real important stuff, and just Lilo in the back*
Narry: BANG!
Interviewer: Most likely to have a song written about him?
Ohhh
Harry: Wot?!
Niall: yeah you are, yep. remember that time you had the tape stuck to your hand??
baby Harry: you cant be serious?
Oh god it's so tight :(
Why did you have to tie it to the table? :(
Im actually like sweating
Interviewer: Because I have to say everything about you's positive your lyrics, your energy...
Harry: apart from my drug tests, they're all negative!
They are :)
I've been on the road. I see what happens.
Its scary out theređ
Interviewer: First date deal breakers? Like turns you off on the first date?
Harry: I always say if a girl ever spits, but I've never-- I don't think I've never dated a girl who's like spat
Not spi-- NO, no, no, no. NO NO. No, I mean like, no I mean like, no no no
No, I mean
You know when you're like drive down the street and you see like a girl like-- like somebody spit and you're like that's gross!
I wouldn't-- Ahhh..
Niall: I'm going with you too
Harry: GET IT Niall: YEAHHHH
Interviewer: Cause I know how to twerk it and I kind of want to see...
Niall: CAN WE SEE??? Liam: *motions to niall to stfu*
Interviewer:Well, I sorta know how to twerk it. I YouTubed it.
Louis mocks Niall: cAn wE sEe?
Interviewer: and I did like a tutorial video.
Niall: We should all do it now, I think !
Niall: yeah we should turn away! *clearly not covering eyes*
interviewer: Uh-Oh Harry, Woop, woop!
Niall: here she is she's gonna do it now! Im not--
Niall: OH
Interviewer: My jeans are too tight :(
*Niall=Pissed*
Niall: There not that tight actually đ
Zoius minding their own business: And this is why you should go and see the movie
Harry: pimp daddy
Niall: Gansta bruv
Niall, Louis, Liam, Harry, Zack.
its Zayn.
sure whatever you say big guy!
Its gonna be fantastic, it is all about-- oh darling! really...
I think I've just become one of them right back to you, Kate
Harry: She's reading this of an autocue down there.
Interviewer: She's not.
Kind of hot in here, collar's chafing.
Cute as a button every single one of you <3
And Niall for the shimmy, for the shimmy, for the shimmy.
The..... best.... fans...... in.....
help.
Look who's texting me, imma bad man, what's may name? Niall!
Harry*american accent*: Oh my god!
yeah I live in the valley!
Niall: just chillin out in me box.
Niall: pretend like we're in ghosts
Work it baby
I'm not feeling fabulous!
Niall: Cordo!
Harry: Yes. There we go,
there we go!
Niall: Jimmy Corden!
James: whoa, hang on woah! What the hells going on?
Niall: Cardo, any tips for us on the presenting side of things?
James: Just don't cut anyone off
Harry: No problem, no we're gonna have to stop you there actually, James.... UH... so uh...
Liam: I don't know any of them personally and I don't like tot judge people.
Interviewer: Just behave, really? You guys?
Niall: this is the best interview I've ever been in
Harry: Helene!
What's your name and where do you come from? Your name's Helene? Where do you come from?
Are they okay?
Niall: They're gonna be mortified, this is GOLD
Interviewer: Oh really? how would you hit on me then? Im at a bar.
Liam: I'm not on about you
Interviewer: oh NO?
Liam: No no not at all...
Interviewer: oh shut up Liam, you know what I'm not gonna pay attention to you anymore.
No how would you hit on a girl, this is for real.
Harry: do you have anymore questions :)
10,000 squats today? I'm gonna have an arse and be like Kim Kardashian.
I've got the Indy whip, Indiana Jones!
Liam:come on then, give it to me quick
Oh God you've stung may bottom!
Liam: Has anyone seen a curly-headed one?
The curly lad, where's --??
Right, there's four of us now.
I don't know where you are, Harry.
He's running! Here he goes! Cross the finish line!
Harry:I'm really sorry I was having a wee. The toilets are ages away. Um.
*Whispers*: What did we win?
This isn't working shall we see some highlights?
Highlights! ROLL HIGHLIGHTS!
Niall: Zayn will you draw a picture of me?
Zayn: No, I don't like you.
Got it yay!
Paul: Who's your favorite?
Girl: I like Niall, cause he has blonde hair
Paul: that's funny because Niall is a natural brunette, he dyes his hair
Oh-oh-oh you don't know you basic facts
no no...
Photographer: Hi how are you!
Niall: Niall, nice to me you
Photographer: what is your name zorry?
Niall: Niall P: Nail
Niall: Ni-ell P: Wonderfull!
P: make the face of the smell, 3-2-1 and the face
the face
Show me the sweet warm face
No! That face is cold and dark
What's wrong, man?
What's wrong with you?
Louis: I'm just a little tired
P: Rochelle, he's good!
One face,
now do a different face
and a smiley
and a sad
Louis: So here we are leaving Peru
joint lit
Happy days
*Zayn singing Stockholm syndrome (which wasn't released yet lol)*
Smokescreen, baby
Zayn: Mary J Blige, Mary J Blige
Louis: We're presented now with so fantastic singing
Zayn: Mary J Blige, Mary J Blige!
Driver: just got an update, we've got chicken in Chile
Louis: CHICKEN IN CHILE!
BOOP BOOP BOOP, BO BO BO BOOP BOOP BOO
*Jersey accent* I have a son his name is Ishmael he never calls me anymore!
Announcer: One Addition will be performing live!
Harry: One Addition!
Louis: GIVE IT UP FOR ONE ADDITION!
ONE SUBTRACTION!
Harry: Hi we're One Direction and we wake up with Today,
Louis: we're very excitedđ
Interviewer: Big spoon or little spoon?
Niall: big spooner
Harry:little spoon
we fit!
Niall: We took a chonce
fan: WHAT THE FUCK IS A CHONCE
Interviewer: have you gone longer than three days without changing your underwear?
Oh, I like that 5SOS said yes
Harry: Well their dirtay boys,
Niall: disgusting boys... dirtay boysđ€·đŒ
Harry: its very warm, I'm wearing a coat, nobody knows why...
camera man: Basketball a future career, Harry?
*Liam and the interviewer talking about robbie savage just ignoring harry*
harry: I have a robbie savage scarfđ„ș
harry: yeah, sorry Zayn: its all good :)
Harry: absolutely, I think, ya know like from earlier--
Interviewer: what's missing?
Harry: uh-- oh-- um
Zayn: that's unprofessional.
Harry: I just think if you get to a point where you feel like you have nothing left to do
then there's no point in doing it. I think a lot of stuff that we still wanna achieve. and wanna--
interviewer: like what????
Harry: oh-- I-- I hadn't finished... but---um I guess
Louis: ayYYYEEE
Interviewer: anything to add?
Niall*super irish*:No I don't, I've never done that
Harry *mocking niall*: nO i dOnT
Louis*irish accent*: I don't get a girl for the winter
Liam: is that everything? Harry: is that the end?
harry: no fooking way, really?
Liam: you're almost wearing a mustache today, there's a mustache coming through now.
Ellen: are you trying to grow a mustache?
Harry: yeah ive been growing one for about 20 years now :\
Ellen: Psychiatry?
Liam: Don't think that's a word, think I made that up.
Ellen: yeah.... no psychiatry's a word
Liam: Oh it is, I didn't make it up!
Harry: looks like a weird porno background.
Harry: you're amazing
So are you <3
:) :)
Harry: Louis!
Louis: OI OI
Congratulations on your massive win
Liam: why'd you spray em (I think that's what he said)
Three two one
Right, um, who was the last person who had sex with
Niall: Erhmmm
Interviewer: Niall.
Niall: Yeah....
Interviewer: I think we should stop now.
Harry: oh WOW. Me too.
Interviewer: this is really confusing, but thank you very much!
Harry: thank you,thanks for having us
Interviewer: Foreplay
Harry: wot?
interviewer: okay. It's the game. Here we go
Four things do you suck at?
Liam: Do we suck at doing
*talking about signs* There was one the other day. There was some scissors,
Massive scissors, that someone had made and then like a snip in a sign that was saying Harry cut your hair
Harry: Why'd you have to bring that up Liam?
Liam: because they wanted you to get a haircut, but I think you look marvelous things
Harry: thx :)
Liam: it's revolutionary.
Interviewer: favorite traits that you look for in a lady
four favorite traits.
Liam: female
It's a good trait
Harry: Not that important...
Niall: Everybody needs someone to make sure our nuts are in order, ours comes everywhere with us. Here he is!
Harry: take em off boys
Liam: Its a hundred percent us, there's no lies, there's no secrets in the band or any BS like that
Harry: I have a secret...
Harry: I was leaving on a trainđČ
Interviewer: What were you saying?
Harry: Oh just a dream I had about a train
*Harry and Kristen Wiig straight vibing*
*angelic singing, pure talent, he is grace <3*
Niall: I recorded like this :)))))
*amazingly pure rendition of steal my girl*
*Zayn is so happy , my heart is exploding <3*
*love them, miss them, this was amazing*
Interviewer: we want all of you in
Liam: you didn't want him...
niall: idk too many
Louis: wot??
Louis: MINE MINE
Harry: Wot?
EUROS!
Louis: ehhh; what do you mean in order, in order of what?
Louis: 3 and a half years is...
12, 24, 36, +6=
38!
Harry: There are 3 things that we love most about Canada
One:
Poutine!
Two:
POUTINE
Three:
What?
Liam: protein
harry: three
no, poutine was 1 and 2, this is number 3
Number 3 is....
POUTINE!
Michael Buble on the shoulders of Rocky wrapped in a flag, on a moose, riding in here covered in syrup
On poutine, and you're all everywhere watching the whole thing go down.
Its gone to far, Ive confused myself.
Puppet: You guys are great, but we're waiting for 1D
1: Hello!!!!
Interviewer: He told me that Harry's hair is extensions, is this true or is this not true
Niall: you're a liar right now
Harry: And don't eat yellow snow
Louis: Stupid visor.
Oi Oi
Liam: Knew NASA were hiding something. Who is this guy? Where did you come from? state your business here?
Harry: You... little...
Louis: OHHH whack me nose!
Interviewer: Now who is Olivia?
Harry: Oof, is Olivia even a person, is Olivia an emotion, is she a place
We don't know
Interviewer: Hi, Rory. Hi Niall. Thanks very much. OH NO NIALL!
Interviewer: Let's say, Louis, from one father to another I want to congratulate you on your upcoming fatherhood. How are you feeling?
Louis: Thank you. Yeah
Obviously, it's it's a very exciting time. So I'm buzzing, thank you.
Ellen: Never have I ever used one of my bandmates toothbrush without telling them
Whos have you used?
Niall: I've used yours once.
Harry: WHEN?
Niall: eh, ages ago
Harry: wOT?
Ellen: never have I ever lied about who I was?
I used to say I was Nick from Backstreet Boys.
"Are you niall, from one direction?!"; no im Nick from Backstreet Boys.
Niall: Tommo where are we?
Louis: We're at the O2 lad
Niall: doing some shows
Louis: we are yeah
Niall: can't wait to see you all
Louis: Oi Oi Niall: Oi Oi
Harry: two bananas for a pound,
3 bananas for a euro
Harry: 2 bananas for a pound!
Harry: DAHHHH
*Liam tryna do his job*
Harry: it wasn't clean.
Liam: Will you shut up.
Harry: so fresh and so clean clean
Niall*mocking Kanye*: I'm gonna be President in 2020
Harry: Hi! How are ya?
Theres me! âșïž
Fan: harry cmon we gotta go!
Harry: alright, chill out.
Louis: Thats your fooking job you fooking losa
Now watch me whip, watch me nay nay
*Liam gets cut off*
*SCREAMS*
Ouch my throat đ„ș
Louis: like we say, we do do...
Liam: haha do do haha
Louis: huhuhuhuhu He's funny. He's had a few too many drinks, his first time drinking tonight.
Liam: I've had a couple of drinks, yeah I've had me first bevy
Announcer: ohhhh Harry takes one right to the styles
If you're squeamish you may want to look away.
He won't have any trouble hitting the high notes after that one
Harry: You need to come down, You need to stop that right now!
This is a family show!
Or is it?
IT IS!
OF COURSE IT IS!
Does anybody not have a phone?
Who does--? What? its 2015!!!!!
Liam: HARRY she's five!
fan: Niall crack open my ass like that onion!
I think the problem is there are so many signs around the building saying don't fucking mention Zayn.
Louis: hi
Fans: hi<3
Louis: go to sleep!
Louis: Absolutely dodgeball obsessed and yeah, I've always lived and breathed dodgeball. It's just such a big part of me
Cameraman: Hey you ever play dodgeball before Louis?
Louis: no, no never played.
Harry: I think its probably sleeping in different beds, is-- is nice when your at home for a while.
Interviewer: I've never been in the mile-high club
Harry, what are you waiting for come on, we now the answer
I'll answer for you. There you go.
I have never smoked a joint
James: Louis, come and be my cat!
Do like, one of em over the ears
James: Ahh,
Louis: well well well
James: No the cat doesn't talk, Louis!
Louis: ok, ok, I got too into, again!
Harry: I mean...
Ryan: Well we should say that Harry's on vocal rest.
So he's laying down resting and what about Louis? Is he on vocal rest as well?
Liam: Um, No, I guess he's just tired
Grimmy: It's a great question from Anne, there, up North.
The boys: thanks Anne
Liam: you're mom's still hot
Grimmy: It's quite good cause he cant speak, but she is smoking hot.
Harry's robot voice: I hate this
Liam: that sounds like Hiatus lolol
Interviewer: Which would be your favorite time in the past?
Liam: Dinosaurs mate, straight up
Niall: haha whhhaaatttt?
Louis: what is going on in this kids brain
*mocks*"Dinosaures mate"
Interviewer: Before you guys were in one direction, obviously you had friends, but what happened to them?
Harry: no.
harry: *Manly voice* WE ARE MEN!
*girly voice* we're men!âš
Liam: You were talking talking Spanish, he was on the phone in the toilet talking Spanish .
And I thought: "who is this kid?" I didn't understand it. You were talking spa- who were you speaking Spanish to?
Niall: a friend of mine,,,,, from,,,, spain
"I think James is the best, he's better than the rest, he's never made it look so easy"
"I think I'm touching Niall's Ass, I think he's gonna fart, and Harry's hair is always greasy."
James: "and if you looking for someone to write your breakup songs about, baby, I'm perfect"
James: Now listen, listen. I don't want to have any "Bad Blood" about this.
And if this is a problem, and we don't wanna talk about it, we can just "Shake It Off"
James: Look at these too snoggin on the curb, there, look.
The boys: Hey get a room guys! Get a room!
Jesus!!
GET A ROOM! GET A ROOM GUYYS!
This is the power to the whole studio
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