The Most BROKEN FNAF Fan Game (it crashed like 5 times)

hey everybody as you may or may not

remember from the end of my last video

this video right here is going to be

about the hit indie horror game granny I

mean I said that's what this next video

is going to be about and why would I

ever lie to my audience so let's not

waste any time and get right into the

in-depth granny discussion you just got

to subscribe first before we talk about

it you know company policy all right now

that we have that out of the way we can

get right into not talking about granny

whoops okay so maybe I should explain

why this video exists I'm sure seeing

this in your subbox Andor

recommendations was a bit of a shock

considering it has been a very long time

since I've made a video on Five Nights

at Freddy's anything for that matter

over the past year I've tried my best to

move away from only making FNAF content

I felt like it trapped me in a bit of a

creative bubble I was worried I would

never be able to escape from thankfully

my Pivot away from FNAF over the last

year ended up working out quite well and

you all seem to enjoy the content I've

been making over the last year which I

am very thankful for however it only

recently clicked with me that the

anniversary of my final real FNAF video

was creeping up which just so happens to

be my Infamous dorm minibus video sure

there are like three videos after that

one that are FNAF adjacent kind of but

when it comes to strictly FNAF videos

dormitabis was my final one to think

it's been a whole last year since that

video came out is very strange but it

also just made me feel a bit nostalgic

for the FNAF era of my content so after

a long long time I am officially coming

out of FNAF retirement at least this one

time to celebrate the anniversary of my

last FNAF video will I make more FNAF

videos after this probably I'm not

really sure but if this is the last one

for a while again I hope you all enjoy

it now with that out of the way we can

get right into the topic of today's

video Five Nights at Freddy's Evolution

FNAF Evolution was published a game jolt

on March 11th 2017 by Nathan zika and it

is one of the most broken video games I

have ever played in my entire life I

have never been brought to tears more by

a game in my entire life for all the

wrong reasons I should probably explain

how we even got here in the first place

it all started one fateful night at 4:00

a.m. you know when all good decisions

are made anyway I'm hanging out in a

Discord voice chat with a couple people

most notably fellow not FNAF YouTuber

the baddest we were having a

conversation about the big three of FNAF

fan games which naturally turned into a

conversation about the big three of the

worst FNAF fan games your typical

answers were given like the return to

Freddy's and dormitabis but a game

called FNAF Evolution was also brought

up in that discussion after taking a

look at the game jolt page I was very

confused sure it looked mediocre but it

was also an almost decade old game made

by someone who was probably a kid when

it was released I didn't really get why

it specifically was being brought up

maybe it was just the popularity behind

it the page did have over 3,000

followers for some reason after all I

say all this however the biggest red

flag of all time I could could have

possibly been given was staring directly

at me on the game jolt page said red

flag was an old ass comment by none

other than Fusion Z gamer which read

Night 2 is next to impossible to beat

because chica keeps attacking over and

over again once it gets to 3:00 a.m. now

I did see this comment when I first

downloaded the game but multiple updates

were pushed out for FNAF Evolution after

this comment was made so surely the game

isn't that broken in the year 2024 right

right 15 15 different glitches were

encountered during my playthrough of

FNAF Evolution nope I am not kidding now

the title for this video is a little bit

of a lie the game didn't actually crash

five times it only crashed three times

sorry for that but you don't have to

worry because we have a whole other

laundry list of glitches to cover here

in fact I have created a night bynight

breakdown of FNAF Evolution going over

every single glitch I ran into and what

night they happened on because of this

this video is going to be a little

different from my other FNAF videos I've

made in the past whereas before I

typically just talked about all the

mechanics of the game generally and

never really bothered to break things

down on a night by Night basis this time

the actual gameplay is so nothing that

I'm going to have to go night by Night

specifically just to talk about the

glitches and stuff trust me very little

of this video will we spent talking

about the actual game because as you'll

soon find out there really isn't much to

talk about in that regard so with all

that out of the way why don't we get to

it folks if I had to suffer through this

this now it's your turn strap in

everyone as I take you through the most

broken FNAF fan game I have ever played

Five Night at Freddy's Evolution night

one all righty first thing I want to

talk about here technically isn't even a

glitch like I am not counting this

towards the total glitches I encountered

however it's interesting and funny

enough that I got to bring it up now

FNAF evolution is an old game so I'm not

super shocked that this is a problem

with it now in the modern day but this

game is a pain in the ass to record and

screen share especially on a two monitor

setup if you try and Tab out of the game

for whatever reason your entire computer

will have a [ __ ] quick little

breakdown before letting you out of the

game because of this selecting the game

to record on OBS or screen share on

Discord is very hard I ended up just

recording my entire screen and that

obviously worked but this then

transitions into a different issue

similar to some of the older FNAF games

FNAF Evolution was created with the

intention of it being played in a 4x3

aspect ratio for some reason which I

still don't really get the game forces

itself to have a full screen aspect

ratio in opening it on Modern Hardware

leading to the picture being really

shitty and stretch looking even though

that was the case for some reason the

game still recorded as if it was being

played in 4x3 so the gameplay footage

you'll be seeing in this video should be

all good but just keep in mind when I

was playing the game it did not look

like this also for anyone wondering I

could not find a way to window this game

that would have also been a very big

help okay now we can talk about the

actual game starting with this fantastic

title screen it's pretty pretty much

just a recreation of that one Freddy

image but with this game's version of

Freddy who's called funz Freddy for some

reason I still have no clue what this

even means after beating the entire game

so don't ask me I don't know I would now

like to bring to your attention the fact

that this version of the game I played

is 1.9 so there were definitely a few

updates before this final definitive

version keep that in mind as we go

through these 15 glitches and bugs that

I found speaking of the first one can be

found right here on the title screen

notice how it says n one instead of

night one I am counting this as a glitch

because I refuse to believe this is

somehow a spelling mistake when the word

Knights is literally spelled correctly

on the same title screen this is

probably the most debatable in terms of

it's actually a bug or something but

don't worry the rest are pretty cut and

dry I just thought that little oversight

was funny enough to include enough

yapping about this beautiful title

screen though let's get into the actual

game right off the bat we need to talk

about the office in this game because

holy [ __ ] does it scream 2017 FNAF fan

game if that's a good or bad thing I'll

let you all at home decide of course we

have the iconic celebrate poster in the

office got to have one of those

alongside one count them One Singular

children's drawing I can feel the FNAF

running through my veins dude the other

posters though that's where the real

[ __ ] is we have a poster of hatsun Miku

sure why not we have a poster of some

guy playing Minecraft and finally we

have a poster of a green withered Freddy

holding guns burning in Hell raw as [ __ ]

dude I have so many Goosebumps right now

here's a fun question assuming this game

takes place in the ' 80s or '90s like

pretty much every single game like this

does do you think the owner of this

building is a [ __ ] time travel or

something I like to think they were so

proud of that fact that they just needed

to put posters of random [ __ ] people in

the 80s would have zero clue about I

also like the fact that out of the few

things he decided to share with the

world early he chose Miku Minecraft and

a FNAF OC truly a Visionary anyway as

you could probably tell by my

uncertainty on what this game takes

place there is very little Exposition

given anywhere in this game there's no

phone guy no paycheck at the end of

night 5 just the occasional TTS voice to

explain something mixed with the

occasional broken English aerial font on

screen to also explain something leaves

things up to the imagination more than

usual which I think is very fitting for

a game this funny intentional or not

anyway I guess as you take this

opportunity to talk about the actual

game for a little bit since I guess I

still have to do that thanks a lot just

in truda the gameplay of FNAF evolution

is literally just FNAF 2 but with less

mechanics to worry about the office is

set up in the exact same way minus the

vents being gone there's a mask to deal

with the threats in the office and of

course there's a music box that makes

the cameras entirely useless for the

whole game I'm so glad this game adopted

all the best parts of FNAF 2 am I right

so if you've played FNAF 2 before you've

effectively played FNAF Evolution a

better version of FNAF Evolution but

FNAF Evolution none nth less wow guys

what an evolution of the FNAF genre

taking one of the weakest games from a

gameplay standpoint and making it weaker

I'm only being half serious about this

by the way most fan games around this

time period were essentially just spins

on existing FNAF games this isn't a

unique case or something hell even

flumpty 1 is essentially just FNAF one

with like one new mechanic FNAF

Evolution just does this sort of

gameplay exceptionally bad compared to a

lot of its competition there are maybe

like two different different spins on

the gameplay that come up later in the

game but neither are very substantial

we'll talk about them as they naturally

come up in the video but for now just

keep in your mind the gameplay of FNAF

evolution is just FNAF 2 but easier no

vents no balloon boy just a mask a

hallway and a music box The Big Three As

we call them in the industry visually

this game is pretty much just on par

with a lot of the other fan games coming

out around the same time so there isn't

really much to say about it I think this

style of Graphics is almost a little

nostalgic now though like it has look

good or anything but in a weird way I

think this game and many similar to it

have aged kind of well only if you grew

up with these early FNAF fan games

though show a 7-year-old child this who

has zero knowledge about FNAF fan games

and they'll probably throw up on the

spot and proceed to run back to the

bedroom to play lethal company in

fortnite for 8 hours a day kind of a

based kit I can't lie I guess the one

thing I can comment on visuals wise is

the designs of the animatronics so I'll

comment on them as they appear in the

game night one only has Bonnie and the

puppet who both have very odd designs in

this game Bonnie less so but the puppet

is very [ __ ] weird it almost has an

Enard esque body and even opens up their

face like a Funtime animatronic as part

of their jump scare it's not a very good

design though and it doesn't help that

you pretty much have to spend the entire

game looking directly at them thanks to

the music box mechanic I didn't even

know the puppet was on night one until I

died to it by the way for some reason

the bar on the camera just doesn't start

depleting until later into the night

this would obviously make sense if there

were a phone call or something that

lined up with the music box mechanic

activating like in FNAF 2 but as I

stated previously FNAF Evolution has

nothing like that I almost counted this

as a glitch because it happens again

later on night 7 for some [ __ ] reason

but I think it's more likely just a poor

game design oversight I've been calling

the puppet mechanic a music box this

whole time just because it functions the

same way but it's actually sealing a

vent door or something rather than

winding a music box this is accompanied

by an animation that plays every time

you hold the Clos button AKA wind the

music box and set animation is what

you'll be watching for the majority of

FNAF Evolutions runtime also this just

needs to be said this animation looks

like the puppet's going to town on two

DRS like I'm sorry but that's just what

it looks like overall the puppet in this

game is a very weird looking and also

maybe should be locked up for being a

freak Bonnie on the other hand is very

much not as weird as the puppet I think

this design is probably the strongest in

FNAF Evolution which isn't saying much

but you got to take what you can get his

render for when he's in the office is

pretty good and he looks very funny in

the hallway he probably also has the

most thumb nailable jump scare in the

entire game and he definitely would have

been the thumbnail of this video if the

sequel didn't exist oops spoilers so

yeah that's pretty much all the rambling

I have to do with the actual game itself

it's time to get into the real [ __ ] here

the glitches glitch number two Bonnie

duplication yo get it get it

girl you ever want to make another game

what the [ __ ] why are you in both places

what the

[ __ ] this game is really high quality

let's just say that this was a very

minor glitch which to my knowledge never

occurred again in my playthrough however

it's a glitch nonetheless so let's talk

about it in the middle of one of my

night one attempts Bonnie appeared on

both the main stage camera and another

camera at the exact same time it didn't

affect my gameplay or anything but I

kind of suspect this probably happened

way more and I just didn't know it since

the optimal way to play FNAF evolution

is to use one camera the entire time I

never really got a good chance to see if

the animatronics were showing up in two

places at once on the cams past night

one harmless glitch but a pretty funny

one regardless glitch number three

static attack slop these kns are too

[ __ ] long I'm losing what the [ __ ] is

happening hold

on I

don't I think the camera just bugs out

whenever there is a movement that's very

annoying that's 100% what that is in FF

games both fan and official when

something happens on the cameras that

involves something moving either two or

from the camera's view the transition

for this is typically hidden by a quick

burst of static to make things feel more

natural this game of course does this as

well however not in a very good way

instead of just limiting the static to

the camera where the [ __ ] is actually

moving FNAF Evolution decided to have

the static appear regardless of what

camera you're on every single time an

animatronic moves so even though you're

going to be on the puppet cam the whole

last game you're still going to see

these quick bursts of static just

because I guess this isn't even the

worst part though the worst part is that

the static also appears when you're in

the office which obviously makes zero

sense I'm assuming this was just because

the dev didn't know how to limit the

static when they made the game which is

fair I guess but it still results in a

very annoying little detail you have to

deal with for the entire game that's all

for night one glitches but don't worry

we have plenty more to go over we are

just scratching the surface of the

broken [ __ ] this game has to offer let's

keep going night two each main night in

FNAF Evolution ends with a sister

location SL fun with plush trap style

miname that rewards the player with a

2hour head start on the next night I'm

not going to talk about these yet since

I actually ended up skipping most of

these for reasons we'll get into later

but once we're done talking about the

five main Knights I'll be sure to very

quickly go over all the mini games they

aren't very interesting and don't have

any bugs really but just now I didn't

forget they exist I almost forgot they

existed but I didn't so it's okay anyway

all you have to remember for now is that

completing these starts your next night

off at 2:00 a.m. which is what I did for

night two keep that in mind for later

for the most part Knight 2 is most of

the same well the entire game is more of

the same but I digress this Knight

introduces chicaa into the mix and she

looks uh well she looks like if you took

a FNAF World model and stretched it to

be the same height as a normal FNAF

animatronic I think she looks the most

out of place by far compared to

everything else in the game mechanics

wise she's identical to Bonnie so

nothing to talk about there there really

isn't anything to talk about for this

night besides the glitches if night one

really only had some mild or question

able glitches night two is where the

real [ __ ] starts to pick up let's not

waste any time and talk about glitch

number four the hallway the hallway in

FNAF 2 isn't perfect by any means only

certain combinations of animatronics can

stack in the hallway at the same time at

least on the visual side of things and

all of those times where the flashlight

just stops working for seemingly no

reason are very annoying even with that

said though the mechanic gets the job

done for the most part and does a pretty

decent job giving the player a heads up

on the threats that are actively

approaching the hallway INF FNAF

Evolution might as well not [ __ ]

exist no this isn't a game design issue

this is solely an issue with how the

game was made to understand the full

picture here let's talk about the

hallway on night one since the only

animatronic that could even enter the

office that night was Bonnie the hallway

was an effective tool to know when he

was about to enter the office if this

was handled properly with the addition

of more animatronics this system would

be fine however that is obviously not

the case no instead of the hallway

continuing to be a useful reliable

source for survival it becomes a tunnel

of lies and deception do not trust that

evolved hallway past night one there are

multiple different issues with this

stupid ass hallway but let's talk about

the one that's relevant to night two

let's say for instance chica enters the

hallway you now know that chica is about

to enter the office and she eventually

does do that you think you're good after

she leaves but upon flashing her light

into the hallway you see that she's

still there except she isn't actually

there this is an insane visual bug that

keeps the Sprite asset of the hallway

characters there longer than they really

should be and in this case the cheek in

the hallway stayed pretty much the

entire night the only way to figure out

if something is actually in the hallway

from this point forward is to listen for

the sound cue that plays when an

animatronic is in the hallway and even

that aspect of the mechanic has multiple

bugs we'll see later so overall the

hallway is just completely [ __ ]

speaking of that hallway we aren't done

just yet because glitch number five is

invisible Bonnie you heard that right

first we had Bonnie duplicating himself

and now we just have straight up

invisible Bonnie this is better than

flump 3

absolutely this is this

ised what the [ __ ] what huh what did

they mean by this why did I die what did

they mean by this what did they mean by

this what the hell did what literally

night to I don't know what series of

events actually triggered this but but

at one point during my night two

attempts Bonnie was able to jump scare

me without a ever being in the hallway

and B ever entering my office so I could

put my mask on and no this isn't just a

case of me missing something or being

[ __ ] at the game you can see the footage

you can see what happened bro was

actually nowhere directly after losing

to Bonnie I discovered glitch number six

permanent time bonus okay so I don't

actually know if this is a glitch or not

but I've decided to count it because I'm

really not sure and I'm leaning towards

it being a glitch remember when I said

you could get a 2hour Time Head Start

for completing the post night miname

well for some reason that time bonus is

a permanent thing for the entire night

even if you lose on the attempt where

you got the extra time so even if I died

on night two 1 million times in a row I

would still start at 2 a.m. every single

attempt I call this weird or a glitch

because in FNAF 4 the game where this

mechanic is taken from if you lose the

attempt you have with a Time bonus that

bonus is gone for the rest of the night

you only get to skip a few hours one

attempt per night I'm assuming the dev

was going for the same thing here but

obviously it doesn't work like that

maybe this is a glitch maybe it isn't

all I know is that 15 glitches sounds

better than 14 glitches so we're moving

on glitch number seven the night to

special this glitch is really just a

combination of all the things I've

already talked about during this section

they just so happen to occur back to

back and it made for a new interesting

glitch I don't even really know how to

describe this one with words so I'm just

going to play the footage and let it

speak for itself

oh my God bunny wait that that's what

happened holy [ __ ] wait that's so [ __ ]

wait what where did he go oh my God what

bro this that is so

[ __ ] bro is just back oh my

God they're like stacking what the

[ __ ] this I'm so curious what night

three is going to be like oh my God yeah

I I don't even know man I'm done with

night two let's move over to night three

we're arguably the worst glitch in the

entire game happened arguably there's a

lot of competition okay night three

night three lacks in quantity in terms

of glitches but in terms of quality oh

oh boy you're in for a real treat

tonight before we get into that though

let's first go over the additions to

this night of FNAF Evolution starting

off with the newest addition to the

animatron roster we have Freddy Fazbear

finally can you take a wild guess what

his mechanic is if you said the exact

same thing as Bonnie and Chica you'd be

right we are three nights into this game

and every single animatronic added does

the exact same thing what even is this

game man even FNAF 2 knew to add some

curveball characters like Foxy and

balloon boy fairly early into the game

to keep things interesting ain't no way

we have to wait until night four of five

for a new mechanic well Freddy does have

something special about him that none of

the other characters in this game have

had so far it's not anything gameplay

related but it still definitely impacts

the game in ways ways that may or may

not give me a headache let's talk about

voice acting for a second shall we voice

acting and FNAF stuff specifically old

school FNAF stuff is very Hit or Miss

sometimes the environment or context can

warrant it but nine times out of 10 it

feels a little bit out of place so take

FNAF Evolution a game that has zero

voice acting up until this point other

than a stock TTS voice for stuff that

happens outside of the office gameplay

wouldn't it be weird if on night three

of the game one of the characters added

randomly had full voice acting when

literally nothing has happened so far

that would a warrant that or B Be

enhanced by its inclusion that'd be

crazy if FNAF Evolution did that that'd

be crazy oh enough with it already FNAF

Evolution did that yes the character

added on night three being the Freddy

Fazbear himself has full voice acting

for some reason and he's the only

character in the entire game to have

this I'm sure whoever did the

performance really tried their best but