Day In The Life With 3 Month Old Twins!

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bye all right today we are filming the

Shane Dawson podcast slumber party

you're just reusing our family Christmas

outfit photo don't judge me I thought it

would be fun to do a slumber party

podcast because I have games prepared I

have all these slumber party ideas and I

was like we should do a slumber party

granted it is 2 p.m. so it doesn't

really make sense but it doesn't really

matter anyway you should show people's

costumes oh is this our Bear Liberty oh

wow I feel like Mario when he wears like

the Cub outfit Tanuki Mario Tanuki

that's a high level trivia [ __ ] that you

know that I like it Sandy ha bears

wow show the

fashion this is actually Spencer's

onesie where have you worn that onesie

that was for a Halloween GH were you

dressing up as the gayest person in the

world cuz you got it Spencer's wearing

thefield actually that graphic is pretty

cool and look at the sleeve I can but I

won't okay so yes we're doing a slumber

party episode and Spencer actually got

something for the podcast but I think

it'll be better for your Vlog do you

want to explain yeah so I was getting

some KFC stuff for the podcast and I saw

something on the menu called cheet is

KFC's new cheet pizza oh you fried

chicken that's a pizza I was hoping for

an everything Bowl but this will do

comes in this really cute box little

kernel on the front and then oh just get

into it yuck is this boneless I hope at

least so it's a fried chicken pizza wi

but then I thought the perfect idea we

can use the purple cutter oh my gosh oh

see it makes the perfect chizza slices

who wants to dig

in honestly I do want to bite instead of

crust it's fried chicken that's a pizza

the chicken doesn't look too suspicious

which is nice you know what I mean you

shaking I know I was looking maybe I am

I'm so nervous

to I

like okay kind of works It's oddly good

it tastes like it's uh I love it my

fingers are expanding it's like very

very salty right Chris what do you

think it's not bad I'm not as excited

about it really maybe it's a white

people thing I love it oh it's not white

people think it's like chicken parmesan

I would eat that whole thing and then be

very sick are you not trying it Jared no

it makes me just want pizza you should

try it no I think you're going to really

like it tastes better than it looks well

it looks disgusting

yeah honestly the slices of mozzarella

cheese are really nice I'm into it Sandy

was right it tastes like a chicken

parmesan so it's just Italian food you

found a new name for chicken parmesan

cheet I like it okay update it doesn't

age as well as it tasted I'm starry to

have regrets and I feel like and Chris

is walking back his horrible review he

said oh I didn't hate it now he's

feeling bad that he was the only one to

drag it I'm not walking back anything I

said it was okay I never said I hat he

said oh you did say you hated it no I

said it was okay look at the footage I

will rewind right

now not bad all right you guys hello

good morning it is a new day it's

actually spring forward today and I said

to Shane did you even realize what had

happened and this man had zero idea okay

this is actually crazy because this

clears up a lot of things for

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me we have this mobile right here it's

like godsent this thing has saved our

lives and so many hours of entertainment

after they eat they'll watch that thing

for like 30 minutes and they're

just kicking and screaming having a

great old time what was I saying spring

forward right so I was like laying there

it was like 2:00 in the morning I was

watching Love is Blind and I'm just like

looking on my phone and looking at baby

pictures of them from when they were

first born and I'm just like oh my God

they've grown up so fast so I'm going

through pictures from then till now I

look and it's 3:45 a.m. and I'm like oh

my god I've been looking at baby

pictures for 2 hours I'm such a good dad

I got to go to bed and then I woke up

and you said yeah we lost an hour so I

was only looking for 45 minutes so I

guess I'm not a good dad today's goal

I've been like trying to do this for

days and days and days but we need to

extend this crib cuz we've already

extended this one they're just growing

up so fast these babies are big boys now

and and I don't know I was thinking for

their 4 to 5 nap you and I could spend

it out walking because the sun came out

and it wasn't supposed to be out today

not like the way you touched me just now

I don't want to go anywhere this is the

fun day no we're not going anywhere

we're taking the babies on a walk no we

have to read some books we have fun I

don't want to go outside what no we're

going outside you can go outside we

don't want to go outside we like it in

here I have to start doing this crib

extension or I'm never going to do it I

guess I can show new outfits I got look

at this win the Poo

overalls it just do and then I got these

ones these are also any the PO overalls

they're a little bit

different you know what I mean you want

to give the 3mon update no well they

like communicate without communicating

now they have full-blown conversations

especially jet I'll be like good morning

he goes how are you are you going to

talk to me today jet

hello hello he is going to be a

performer this

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one oh my

God Max loves to stand I'm going to grab

you in one second jet I'm building your

big boy

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crib oh my gosh I forgot to take the

center part out first which was a big

mistake okay so the holes go towards the

this he diding so good Jetson no

meltdown we're having a fun fun day fun

fun

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day hold on Max I'm going to come to you

too you're okay it's a boy you're okay

it's a

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boy is

that thanks is smiling yet okay I was

trying to finish this before their nap

time that's at 4: and it's 10 minutes

until then now that I'm almost done I'm

thinking what should we do as far as

placement should we move the chair and

do two against the wall or should we do

two like facing out out okay they're

already oh my gosh

Max W wake up buddy we're having a

bouncer

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party okay so we first have this

waterproof breathable

cover the boys fell asleep in their

bouncers but I

honestly don't think I'm going to

transfer them to the cribs I think I

want to do a walk walk for this nap

we've already washed all of these and

then these sheets oh my God I want to

sleep on the baby sheets that we got

it's a fitted sheet from Pottery Barn

kids and oh my gosh if I can remember

I'll link it below because wow it is

incredible it's like velvety soft I look

to see if they have it in the adult size

for my bed and they

don't oh my gosh just like that we have

two Crips I kind of feel like this

closes off the entire room right maybe

we get rid of the chair and just keep

the stool okay I've transferred these

babies to the crib because jet woke up

and now he's just sucking his pacifier

looking at me like brother and I know I

should be leaving the room but I always

like to try new flavors of different

sparkling water I've never seen this one

before it's just

Ginger wow very like all natural ginger

it tastes like real Ginger like a health

shop good night you guys let's see if

you'll be chill good night I love

you I'm thinking if they won't go to bed

right now I'm going to throw them in the

stroller and take them on a walk for

this nap all right and a walk for today

it was honestly I'm happy because I

needed to get outside and get some fresh

air anyways it's so gorgeous it would be

hard to pass this up and then it would

be feeding time and time for our

nighttime routine we do bath time every

single night with both of them just

because I feel like although they don't

technically know their routine they kind

of know their routine at this point they

like have a weird sense of what's going

on they're like okay it's nap time I

want to be swaddled okay nap time's over

I want to eat each schedule shift is

just pushing them a little bit longer

like their wake windows are just a

little bit longer and a little bit

longer so that they can eventually sleep

all the way through the night now

they're down to waking up twice one at

like 12:30 or 1 and then again at like

5: and then the day starts at 7:00 a.m.

a 7:00 a.m. feed well I just have an

idea W so we got into a fight last night

because we were talking about when the

babies are old enough to eat solid foods

what are we going to cook for them and

you were just like well you can't cook I

was like I've been cooking since way

before I met you like yeah I postmate

now but postmate hasn't been around

forever I know how to cook and you're

like you don't know how to cook so I

think tonight I should cook a family

meal okay what are you going to make me

the thing is yes during Corona virus

Shane did start cooking like little bits

for me it was always like quesadillas

with beans that were really good like he

would make really good reff fried beans

but then spaghetti and meatballs and

homemade garlic bread are you kidding me

and those were good but that's like the

extent of it and I'm not complaining

like you feed me every no I'm not

complaining you feed me every single

night I was complaining about the extent

do you go to Olive and say yeah they

have pasta and bread sticks but that's

the extent of I was complaining about

the fact that you said and claimed

you're not supposed to fight in front of

our babies that you claim that you cook

when you don't I literally I've been

watching F Network since I was born baby

that doesn't mean network was my iPad no

oh hold please a few moments later well

okay name off some dishes and I'll tell

you if I can cook them or not I'm not

going to tell you what I'm going to make

okay lasagna I can make that I mean yeah

I don't think that's that complicated I

think I could do that one too Fredo

ceral my mom used to make that loves it

stuffed bell peppers I can make that I

mean make me anything I used to do like

cooking my husband's favorite meal so

why don't you cook me dinner tonight

okay we're on let me just say this

prepare to be sh there's no backup

postmate you have to eat what you cook

it's not for me it's for you oh my gosh

I knew that would be the case and that

used to be the thing before we started

dating I did make myself food all of the

time but then even when I would make

food Shane would end up ordering food

and I'm like okay well I'm just going to

eat the food that you ordered too

because my food doesn't compare to the

food whatever we're going to enjoy our

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walk

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okay when I try to feed both babies

alone we prop them up on

thei Shake it up Shake it up Shake it up

Shake It Up Max does goat milk because

he did not

tolerate Dairy for some reason it just

was not for that boy jets in with wake

up time to eat br br so we give them

five just 3 oz to hold them over until

bath time bath is at 6 and then their

last bottle is like 6:30 to 7:00 and

then they go down at 7:00 and the idea

is that they sleep until about 12:30 or

1 which they've been consistently doing

for about 2 weeks now and they're 3

months old I think one like

misconception I had about having kids

and I guess everyone can do everything

however they want or whatever is best

for them but I'd go to Disneyland and

see these two or 3month old babies there

and for us it's like we need to stay on

the schedule if we want to have them

sleeping through the night that's just

with twins like if we don't get them

there it's going to be for us like

feeding 24/7 Around the Clock all day

every day so it's not like we're super

super flexible with going out or

anything during the day yet but now that

their wake windows are longer they're

like 2 hours

each time so we do have more time this

how we feed to hang out with them here's

the problem I'm looking up recipes not

that I'm cheating I'm just getting

inspiration and the problem is I'm

finding a lot of recipes that I actually

do want to make like when we're you know

a family I mean we are a family but when

they're old enough to eat stuff look how

good this looks Southwest zucchini boats

oh make it what the I know no make that

no see it's not fun for you guys to

watch though I feel like I need to make

something fun and pretty and crazy you

need to make something that's delicious

and that I want to eat we also decided

the cribs are going to go tandem like

this against the back wall I know you

guys were wondering they were are you

kidding me that was today's project that

was today's big to-do welcome to

the okay the camera just stopped what

were we talking about that you don't

want to make me something that's

delicious you want to make something

that's fun for them to look at yes see

like oo this looks so good biscuits and

gravy that's more for

breakfast see this is why I don't cook

ham ham noodle C cero M should I try to

friy chicken should I try to burn the

house down what about June baby fried

catfish in Parmesan grits oh do the

zucchini bow French oh wait a minute

that looks good french onion soup no

wait are you going to go shopping or

what you want me to leave the house I

was just going to postmate all this is

that still cooking if I postmate the

ingredients I'm still cooking yeah okay

good all right when you're feeding two

babies at once you have to like get to a

point where you think one will just

chill while you're burping the other

quickly burp one give them a little more

food and then quickly burp the other oh

did you hear it should I try to make a

Korean cheese

dog what about hot dogs chopped up in

macaroni and cheese my parents did that

my whole childhood see okay I'm in the

kitchen I'm about to whip something up

here's a thing I'm going to be honest

I'm a little too nervous right now I'm a

little too frantic and stressed to

actually do a dinner situation I want to

do that on a night when I can actually

go to the store and like pick out all

the ingredients and really get into it

but since this is very last minute I've

decided to do a dessert and here's the

thing I wanted to try this specific

dessert for like 3 years now I just knew

ryy would never let me do it because

first of all he doesn't like when I use

the oven he doesn't trust me with pants

and he's going to be like oh my God no I

don't want this in the house you got to

get rid of it we can't be eating this

every night which makes it the perfect

dessert so this is a recipe for cinnamon

rolls but kind of like cheating a little

bit so if you saw our Christmas Vlog you

know that I'm upset with cinnamon rolls

on Christmas morning and Ryland really

burnt the [ __ ] out of those I burnt the

freaking cinnamon rolls inedible literal

rocks but I'm like I don't want to do

the whole you know making the pastry and

doing all that I'm going to [ __ ] that up

so I thought of an idea and I was like

oh my God wait a minute I bet I could

use Hawaiian rolls I love Hawaiian rolls

I could make anything out of Hawaiian

rolls are you kidding me I could make

sliders I could make French toast like

Hawaiian rolls really are that [ __ ]

this is not sponsored by Hawaii this is

not sponsored by why it ain't sponsored

by their rolls this is sponsored by me

and my rolls so then I Googled it and

this is a thing like people are doing

this so you basically take the Hawaiian

rolls you cut them in fours and then you

make the cinnamon mixture you drizzle it

all in there you put it in the oven you

let it cook you bring it out and then

you make your own frosting and then you

drizzle that all over it and then you

throw your little touches on it so I

post made a dinner so I'm going to bring

that out and he's going to be like oh my

God I knew it you didn't make me

anything and then I'm going to bring out

my rolls and when I bring out my rolls

oh it's a party okay let's get started

okay the the boys are playing and

watching their mobile Jetson's acting

like a little more bothered tonight so

I'm going to bathe him first it's okay

Jetson it's okay

okay so we use this

Primo bathtub and this little like that

holds them I just put it right

here

this down here is my little back

door towel right here we're going to

fill up the water I also have this to

check the temperature which is so cute

and the boys are holding

up dad is getting jet ready for the bath

we have it all filled up at 100° and Max

is just still entertained by his m

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okay bu hello you love swimming with the

fishies

hello okay let's flip

around oh my gosh I really don't want to

show their faces on the internet but

look how cute the cutest little boy oh

my gosh all right this time of the night

is when it gets a little challenging

because I'll try to get this one dressed

after his bath and then the other one

starts fussing a little so Shane has to

try to help him while we get this one

dressed they do their little bath and

massage it's okay Bubba we use this uh

vanilla best skin ever like oil for the

boys and it really does smell so good no

meltdown no melt down one

second okay here you go Bubba here you

go Bubba it's okay it's okay it's okay

it's okay we're going to get dressed so

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soon all right so after we get them both

bathed we then both like tag team

saddling them getting them ready we turn

the Stars on we get their bottles ready

and normally we'll both take a baby and

feed them on a rocker but tonight

Shane's going to go out and make us

dinner so I'm going to do it on the

boppy and try to get these boys to sleep

wow these Stars really are cool and the

babies he just needs to be swaddled that

little man but the babies actually

really see the stars and they engage

with it and they just are so shook and

In Awe by the Stars okay because I

finished bath time a little early and

the boys aren't super hungry yet I just

take this time to get everything

organized and reset start the sterilizer

get everything good and going I leave

these here for the morning because the

boys like to sit in the chairs and look

out at the the sun they love watching

nature they just smile and have a great

time okay both boys are now swaddled and

happy waiting for their bottles I did

splurge on two baby brezos since they're

on different formula so this one's our

goat milk baby this one's our cow milk

baby are you going to go start cooking

you know it come with

me let me show you the dinner I already

cooked took me so long to whip this up I

got a sweet Green Sal but as as you can

see I have all my ingredients laid out

for our new Christmas cinnamon roll

recipe so I have the Hawaiian rolls I

have the cinnamon the sugar the butter

the cream cheese I was thinking even

though the recipe which by the way did

not have am mounts so I just have to

like iBall everything even though in the

recipe they put it in just like one big

pan like this I was thinking with this

[ __ ] Noggin I should separate them

all and do them individual that way it

gets all crusted on the outside and

they're all like you know like gooey and

just think at their own moment you know

what I mean okay so first I need to open

these and cut them into

fours oh my God they're so good if I was

Hawaiian I'd call myself King Hawaiian

oh look at that oh my

god oh oh my

God so I am going to should I just put

them in the big pan oh I don't know cuz

then if I put them in the big pan like

this then all the gooyo gooey will come

into here is that the move I don't know

help no you know what I'm going to

follow my heart my heart said to do this

and my heart as much as she

struggles she knows what she wants I

woke up last night and literally my

heart was going so fast and so hard like

what could that have been could it have

been the bag of Takis I had at 3:00 a.m.

I don't know okay I'm going to butter

this pan and then I'll show you what's

happening he's cheating no I'm not going

to look I promise I just need a drink no

you're cheating leave no trying to ruin

my surise okay I don't think I did this

right now so I got the butter all

softened and I'm going to put in the

cinnamon and sugar okay filming myself

like this is hard I can't show you what

I'm doing but trust me I'm doing it

right except I actually don't know what

I'm doing and I literally am just making

this up oh [ __ ] oh God I'm going to do

half a tablespoon of cinnamon I already

have my sugar in

here got Shadow

celle vanilla extract I'm just going to

do like a dollop oh God did I do too

much I don't know

okay ooh wait a minute wait a minute

oh that's a lot of cinnamon I feel like

this is supposed to be melted in the

video it was like a sauce and this is

more like a glaze it looks good though

but do you see what I mean it's more

like a glaze it's supposed to be like a

soup okay I'm just going to taste this

this is going to make me drop dead like

holy [ __ ] that's butter okay let's try

it I mean it's [ __ ] good it's

literally just butter though you know

what I'm going to put this in the

microwave it did not say to do that but

it honestly didn't say to do anything

this was the worst recipe on the

internet while my butter is melting I am

going to split these up as much as I

don't want to you know what I have

enough to where I can do it both

ways okay so if I take six of these from

here I can put

six in here and then I can put the other

six in this pan [ __ ] I'm [ __ ]

killing it honestly I know he's going to

be a little disappointed that I didn't

cook but he loves desserts more than he

likes dinner so I feel like maybe he'll

wife me up oh my God the butter I forgot

okay I don't know if that was the move

at

all I think this is going to work oh

this is going to be good wait I think

this is actually going to be really good

did I [ __ ] do something okay so

change of plans I did not have enough of