NBA 2k24 Custom Card Draft
Summary
TLDRIn this entertaining and humorous NBA 2K 24 custom card draft video, the host Troy Dan takes viewers through a random selection of player cards, highlighting the best and most amusing ones. The video starts with a shoutout to DraftKings and its NBA Playoffs betting offers. As the draft unfolds, Troy expresses excitement over high-rated cards like Tim Duncan and Kobe Bryant, while also humorously reacting to bizarre and non-NBA player cards, including those of Jesus Christ, Steven Hawking, and even a dancing polar bear. Despite the unpredictable nature of the cards, Troy manages to assemble a competitive team featuring iconic players like Kobe Bryant and Kevin Durant. The video concludes with an online game where Troy's team, despite a strong starting lineup, faces challenges due to a weaker bench and some unexpected gameplay moments.
Takeaways
- π² The video is a draft of custom cards from the NBA 2K Community, highlighting a variety of cards with different reactions from the host.
- π° The host mentions the high cost of real cards in NBA 2K, having spent $10,000 on a single card.
- π The process involves selecting cards at random, with every third card being added to the lineup unless it can't be drafted.
- π The first drafted card is of Tim Duncan from the San Antonio Spurs, described as an iconic photo but not used due to the drafting rules.
- π€© The host expresses excitement over an animated card of Luca DonΔiΔ, indicating a high value for its design and rarity.
- π« There are several instances where the host refuses to draft a card due to personal preferences or the card not being a legitimate NBA player.
- π€― The host reacts with frustration and humor to some of the more absurd or inappropriate cards, such as those featuring non-players or fictional characters.
- π High-rated cards like a 99 overall Kobe Bryant and a 98 overall Kevin Durant are highlights and are added to the lineup.
- π The host celebrates getting a 98 overall card of Tyrese Haliburton from the Indiana Pacers, considering it a great start to the draft.
- π€ The video includes moments of tension and competitiveness as the host plays an online game with the drafted team, expressing strong emotions throughout.
- π The host's team has an undefeated record going into the online match, with a strong starting lineup but concerns about the bench strength.
- π± The host also promotes DraftKings and their Sportsbook app, offering a promo code and highlighting a bonus bet offer for new customers.
Q & A
What is the main topic of the video?
-The main topic of the video is a draft of custom cards from the NBA 2K Community, focusing on the cards' designs and the reactions to them.
What is the process for selecting cards for the lineup in the video?
-The process involves picking cards at random, and every third card is added to the lineup unless there is a reason they cannot be drafted, in which case the next card is considered.
What is the sponsor mentioned in the video and what promotion are they offering?
-The sponsor is DraftKings, and they are offering a promotion where new customers who bet just $5 on anything will receive $200 in bonus bets instantly.
What is the first NBA player card featured in the draft?
-The first NBA player card featured is of Tim Duncan from the San Antonio Spurs.
Which card is described as the best card the presenter has ever seen?
-The presenter describes a card of Luca DonΔiΔ as the best card they have ever seen.
What is the reaction to the card featuring a character named 'Baby Isaac'?
-The presenter is confused and states that they cannot draft 'Baby Isaac' as they do not believe the character is an NBA player.
What is the promo code mentioned for DraftKings Sportsbook?
-The promo code mentioned for DraftKings Sportsbook is 'Troy'.
What does the presenter express frustration about during the card draft?
-The presenter expresses frustration with the randomness and inclusion of non-NBA player cards, as well as cards that are not draftable or seem like jokes.
Which player is added to the lineup with excitement due to their association with the 'Mamba' nickname?
-Kobe Bryant is added to the lineup with excitement due to his association with the 'Mamba' nickname.
What is the presenter's strategy for the online game with the drafted team?
-The presenter's strategy is to rely on the strong starting lineup, particularly the guards, to maintain an undefeated record in the season of NBA 2K 24.
What is the overall sentiment of the presenter towards the end of the video?
-The presenter expresses frustration and disappointment with the game, stating that they are getting 'destroyed on rebounds' and that 'this game sucks'.
Outlines
π NBA 2K Community Card Draft Begins
The video kicks off with an introduction to the NBA 2K Community card draft. The host, Troy Dan, expresses excitement about reviewing custom cards that are visually appealing and even animated. He humorously comments on the range of reactions these cards can provoke. Before diving into the draft, Troy gives a shoutout to DraftKings, promoting their sportsbook for NBA Playoff betting. The video then transitions into the draft process, where the host randomly selects cards, with the intention of adding every third card to the lineup, unless there's a reason they can't.
π² Random Card Selections and Commentary
The host continues with the draft, making random selections of NBA 2K cards. He provides commentary on each card, sometimes with humor and sarcasm, as he expresses disappointment or surprise at the cards' attributes or the lack of realism in some cases. The draft includes a mix of high-rated and low-rated cards, with some being animated or having unique designs. The host also discusses the strategy behind drafting, the value of the cards, and his personal opinions on the players represented.
π€£ Bizarre and Humorous Card Encounters
The draft takes a turn for the bizarre as the host encounters cards that are not what he expected. He humorously reacts to cards featuring non-NBA players, fictional characters, and even a card of Jesus Christ. The host's commentary is filled with disbelief and amusement, as he navigates through the unexpected cards, maintaining a light-hearted and entertaining tone throughout the segment.
π Assembling the NBA 2K Team Lineup
After the drafting process, the host assesses the team he has assembled. He discusses the strengths and weaknesses of the lineup, highlighting the star players like Kobe Bryant and Kevin Durant. The host also mentions the bench players, expressing dissatisfaction with some of the lower-rated cards. Despite the mixed results, he remains optimistic about the potential of his team.
π€― In-Game Action and Emotional Rollercoaster
The video concludes with the host taking his drafted team online to play in NBA 2K. He experiences a range of emotions as he comments on the game's action, the performance of his players, and the challenges he faces. The host's commentary is intense and filled with moments of triumph and frustration, reflecting the highs and lows of competitive gaming.
Mindmap
Keywords
π‘NBA 2K Community
π‘Custom Cards
π‘DraftKings
π‘Overall Rating
π‘Animated Cards
π‘Troy Dan
π‘Galaxy Opal
π‘Active Shooter
π‘Lonzo Ball
π‘LeBron James
π‘Kobe Bryant
Highlights
Introduction of NBA 2K Community card creations with a humorous and engaging tone.
Mention of DraftKings as a sponsor and their offer for NBA Playoffs betting with a bonus bet promotion.
Strategy of drafting random cards and adding every third card to the lineup unless undraftable.
Discovery of a Tim Duncan card, a notable power forward from the San Antonio Spurs.
Excitement over a 99 overall Kobe Bryant card, indicating a high rarity and value in the game.
Selection of a 98 overall Tyrese Haliburton card from the Indiana Pacers as a strong start to the draft.
Impressed by an animated Luca DonΔiΔ card, showing innovation in card design.
Rejection of drafting a non-NBA player card, emphasizing the importance of authenticity in the game.
Highlight of a Russell Westbrook card with a nostalgic reference to NBA 2K8.
Expression of disappointment in the lack of a Barbie Series in the game.
Inclusion of a 96 overall Isaiah Thomas card, indicating good luck associated with the player.
Encounter with a 100 overall 'Unlimited Nelly' card, showcasing the game's creativity with unique card names.
Drafting of an 80 overall Josh Giddy card from the Oklahoma City Thunder, despite controversy.
Acquisition of a 100 overall Carl Malone card, with a focus on the player's position as a center.
Mention of a Kobe Bryant and Michael Jordan combo card, a significant highlight for fans of both players.
Drafting a 99 overall LeBron James card with an impressive card design.
Inclusion of a 96 overall Scottie Barnes card, with speculation about the player's potential as Rookie of the Year.
Finalization of the starting lineup with a focus on the strength of the guards.
Online gameplay segment where the player's undefeated record is put to the test.
Transcripts
ladies and gentlemen it's been a while
but it's finally time to return and
draft some of the greatest card
Creations from the NBA 2K Community
today we'll be looking at cards that
make you go dang it that looks amazing
we'll be looking at cards that make you
go wow you can make them animated now
and we'll be looking at cards that make
you go I hope you get hit by a dirt bike
no that's too far all this in much for
on today's NBA 2K
24 custom
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Sportsbook what's going on guys it's
Troy Dan here and today on NBA 2K 24
we're going to be looking at your custom
cards mainly because the real cards are
way too expensive I spent $10,000 for
one 100 overall I don't even want to
talk about it Jesus Christ the way this
works is simple we're going to pick
cards completely at random and every
third card that we get we will put it in
our lineup unless for some reason we
can't draft it then we will go to the
next one all right with that being said
it's time to begin it's time to find our
cards let's select them right now random
bing bang and our first C today comes
from the San Antonio Spurs one of the
greatest power forwards of all time Tim
Duncan a mirage and as you see him there
snuggling the ball that's an iconic
Spurs photo but this is a one let's get
to the next one
two oh we got a 99 overall gift wrapped
Kobe bran if Kobe was under my Christmas
tree I would get so excited I'd also be
very confused but it doesn't matter
anyway we have to go with whatever the
third card is 3 2
one LeBron's got a
fatty what Fatty's not LeBron I don't
think it could be Zion but I'm not guys
please take this serious this year come
on pick the next Card 3 2 1
boom let's go and our first player today
comes from the Indiana Pacers one of the
best players in the league 98 overall
Tyrese halberton what a start Galaxy
opal 98 to start this could go so poor
but this is not poor this is what you
would call wealthy this is a great start
these are the kind of starts we should
have in every single draft we do let's
keep it going though first card go got a
100 overall active shooter from
Memphis I'm going to have to edit this
out oh never mind that's John Mor that's
basketball go
w w
look at this spicy bastard it's it's
animated how do you do that no seriously
how that is the best card I've ever seen
Luca danic but it's a two we got to go
with three So Random 3 2 1
boom baby Isaac I don't know who baby
Isaac is maybe he's an NBA play I don't
think he is based on what I'm I cannot
draft baby Isaac we must go with the
next Card 3 2 1 boom why does this girl
look familiar did I spank today I don't
know if I it doesn't even matter I don't
even guys it's starting to piss me off a
little bit but it's okay 3 2 1 next car
go come on
go that's not a damn card bro that's not
a card what the hell is this I don't get
it is this a joke is this on Tik Tok Tik
tok's getting banned by the way lol's in
the chat where are the cards at go go go
oh it's a card I didn't even know Ro
time in Oklahoma we've got 994 overall
point guard shooting guard Russell West
brick
2K8 card remember
2K8 hopefully you don't because that
thing sucked I hated it and it made me
mad I'm glad it's gone I'm not going to
lie that is a nice looking card I think
2K really dropped the ball not making a
Barbie Series in my personal opinion
let's keep it going though first card go
we got it we got a Christmas [Β __Β ] 96
overall Isaiah Thomas my favorite little
guy he's give me so much luck I'll never
forget you next card
go 100 overall unlimited Nelly waa queso
you're
Bann I'm not even going to pretend I
understand what's going on here doesn't
matter we need to draft the third and
that's the next Card 3 2 1
boom 99 overall shooting guard DJ cats
can't draft cats I don't think so I well
I could draft cat but that's no but
smile on put this smile next card go
come on 99 overall Nick
A5 I don't care I don't next card go we
got got
it
okay wow and we've got from the Oklahoma
City Thunder 80 overall Josh giddy this
is the best card of this guy and don't
say it we all know what he did just a
little one but we got to look past it
actually no we don't [Β __Β ] this guy no
we're not going to look past it but this
guy's going to sit on the bench anyway
and there'll be no kids there no kids
for you get jingled
on so I didn't even read the call this
is this just get off the screen first
card
go what there's no way there's no way
that there's no way that just Predators
13 overall Center Carl Malone the only
thing wrong on this card is that he's a
Center everything else is correct let's
move to the next one
two Co Kobe I don't know how to feel
about this he's in the oh CH I get it I
dude W card it took me a second I'm slow
I grew up in a rural area Kobe Bryant
look at that Michael Jordan it's a combo
I got to go with three I'm sorry Mamba
I'm sure we'll get you on the next one 3
2 1
boom 95 overall level up Tam what the
the hell is Tam is this guy in the
league I really don't want to go look I
Tam who's Tam nope there has never been
a single Tam ever in the NBA we'll go
with the next card
boom 100 overall cool man hashtag 2K day
go to the next card go 100 overall this
is different a point guard shooting
guard and a p what is a p is he a
pitcher Nicholas Stewart good Lord that
body Ty is built a little bit different
holiday event can't use the C clearly
we'll take the next one go 98 overall
Cody waitman I'll be honest I'm not 100%
sure if this is an NBA player either AFL
oh for God's sake guys the AFL that's
the Australian football league go with
the next one now
go God we already got him forget yes he
is wanted for various things but he's
not wanted on this team cuz he's already
on it next card go oh for God's sakes oh
that's that that that's actually a
player we've got 91 overall point guard
shooting guard from the Bulls Kobe white
this is Lonzo Ball's replacement until
he comes back and boy is he coming back
he's about to come back like crack in
the 9s and if you weren't there trust me
pop cans everywhere I need your Ashes to
be fair I'm I've seen worst cards made
by NBA 2K this is not that bad I'd like
to see a set of it that's that's very
nice 99 overall Joel in Beed he does not
want to speak French but Whole World in
His Hands sorry next card go Lego from
the Knicks 30 overall or is the 89
overall it's Bernard King I like that as
well you guys are really stamping it up
this year with the cards Bravo I'm proud
of you but we got to go with the next
that will be our number three 3 2 1
go 100 overall bread Kat can't draft
bread cats you do so good on the first
two and then the third 3 2 1 next card
go 89 overall Jester guys guys guys I'd
love to see Jester in the game I really
would but I would love to have a card
that I can actually use next one
go we already have this guy we are oh
wait
from the Utah Jazz power forward small
forward 95 overall Carl Malon I thought
it was Josh giney for a second and I
didn't realize that it it should have
been a dynamic duo card I just want to
point that out you are a piece of sugar
and I'm not talking about the sweet
stuff I'm going be real with you guys I
have a feeling this is not going to be
the last time we've seen either of these
two dudes but let's pray it is come on
first card go iion 99 overall yeah
that's what I'm talking about why does
he have a 10 speed and a 10 fit what
does that mean means he can't dress
himself how do you do this 99 overall
LeBron James that is one of the best car
designs I honestly have ever seen that
is incredible how how is this how is
this happening how are these so good we
got to take the third 3 2 1 go
it's not a troll it's sorry it caught me
off guard and we've got from the Toronto
Raptors the next big thing 96 overall
Scotty bars I think this guy honestly
should be the Rookie of the Year that
Victor D all he's got is just length
imagine if Scotty Barnes was 7 fo6 be
absolutely crazy nothing could stop him
at all not really sure how this draft is
going I mean we're getting players but
we don't have any real bigs or centers I
should say hopefully that changes soon
first C go we got a 100 overall point
guard shooting guard Sabrina i1 SCU no
idea how to say that name but I did
watch her battle against deeph curry in
the allstar game yeah I bet on Curry
easy money next card go Jesus Christ
it's Jesus Christ lamb of God's savior
King of Kings that's a really good card
they should put Jesus in the game next
card will be the one we choose though 3
2 1 these nuts 15 overall alab Brin 15
what is this is this a liver this is not
a draftable card there is no way you
could ever say it is we'll take the next
one go 99 it's Jesus Christ again what
the hell Jesus Christ is my [Β __Β ]
obviously can't take Jesus i' love to
take him go next one
go huh 85 overall guess the player oh
there there is no
way how am I supposed to know who that
is I think they have blue hair but I
can't think of one NBA player who has
blue there is no way I can tell who that
is there's no I'll be here forever
there's no hints are they the rock kids
I don't know I don't know who that is
I'll have to go with the next one
there's no way I can figure out who that
is
go we've got from the Los Angeles Lakers
98 overall Galaxy opall
Kobe Bryant the Mamba in our lineup this
gets me more excited than something I
can't tell you but you could probably
guess what it was I could have told you
6 years ago but not anymore Kobe thank
you so much for coming in our lineup
thank you thank you no longer concerned
with the motivation of the Mamba on my
team I can take on anything let's go
first card we've got a 96 overall
Milwaukee Heist oh Tobias
Harris sorry that looks very strange why
is there a man's face on his head oh
he's looting I didn't know what he was
doing he's committing a crime future
taught me about that this is a one let's
go to a two boom that's a great card now
overall so I'm assuming it's maxed out
it's bin the goat reward thank you bin
for giving me an NBA player I appreciate
it fortunately though you're a two must
go with a three those are the rules
let's see it three two
one Johnny Saints cooking I I know who
this guy is I Googled it on image search
and I found out the hard way next card
please 95 overall popey's biscuits wow I
popey's biscuits do not make me happy
there's something went down with those I
don't want to talk about it please give
me a player
[Music]
go yep we we've got from the Phoenix
Sons he's a Galaxy opal 98 overall Kevin
Durant the durantel out there one of the
greatest Shooters of all time wasting
his talents in Phoenix come to a better
team Toronto yeah come to Canada please
as soon as I started worrying about the
team it instantly got better this is
proof that stressing get stuff done I'm
going tell that to my
psychiatrist G my mother first card go
we got 94 overall artist Bob Ross the
Masterpiece collection that's nice I
think we can all agree that we would
love to ball out with some Bob Ross next
card we got oh 98 overall sparkly Jaden
Ivy it's part of the shiny collection I
love these animations I have no idea how
they're doing it but it looks good
either way this is a two got to go with
a three 3 two one go Jimmy
Uso there's no overall that's a nice
looking card but can't trap J Uso can't
I don't know why we can't I'd love to
have the Russ fine next card go 91
overall from the Cavs Janna bogs I don't
even want to assume who this girl is but
if I was going to assume it involves
something on a website that starts with
o and ends in fans next card go 99
overall z jingping a lunar new year that
guy I think that's a comia n or
something next card
go
yeah we've got from his time on the New
York knck he is a 99 overall Center
Chris Taps po zingus the eclipse oh so
we wored about not getting a center this
guy clearly can play and I think he's
our highest card we've got so far this
is going well this is going so good this
team is shaping up to be something great
let's keep it going one we got an 80
overall from the Shanghai sharks Clay
Thompson F in the chat for clay he's not
dead but his career might be I'm sorry
I'm just keeping it real next card go
100 overall shooting guard small forward
Antman that's a very nice card
Interstellar dunking on I think that's
John Collins it doesn't matter about
this card it only matters about the
third the one we will draft will
[Music]
be sketch 100 overall wsp broth sketch I
don't know what I just actually heard
that sketch tore his hamstring today so
hopefully his hammy gets better takes
steroids that's what I would say for
advice can't take this card though I'd
love to next one
go 100 overall scabetti toilet no idea
what I'm looking at guys next card go
100 overall
King I did not that is is that a player
I'm sorry I didn't say it I did I swear
I didn't say next card
please oh my Lord that is amazing card
one sorry it's an 11 overall
P diddler P Diddy Eclipse I thought I
told you that I won't stop this is so
wrong but I'm not going to lie this is
great card art man W design indeed come
on give me a player though next one
please be a goddamn player
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go 2.6 overall Brody the [Β __Β ] I have
no idea who Brody the [Β __Β ] is I don't
even give a damn I give no next card
[Music]
go my best friend we got a
96 overall he's playing in Taiwan but
really he's playing in my heart it's
Dwight Showtime how there's no s on the
chest I'm just noticing they took the
Superman away must have been copyright
infringement regardless thank you so
much Dwight for unblocking me and saying
that you talked to Andrew Bogan for me
and did you call me Troy Daddy play the
video right now tell me right now if you
call me Troy daddy uh yes Troy daddy uh
you're welcome for unblocking you Troy
Dy did he call me Troy daddy it sounded
like he did I really thank you so much
for being the bigger man and apologizing
to me 99 overall from the Nuggets Nicola
joick I see what's going on with the
face because he's a clown right that's
his nickname Pizza gem power forward
Charles Barkley the prince of pizza
that's actually kind of funny because
there's that story where he got himself
too fat to be drafting Charles Barkley's
not even available in the game but this
is a number two so we ain't got to worry
about it at all we only got to worry
about the next card please be good
please be Lonzo 3 2 1
Lonzo hampter hampter it just says
hampter what kind of brain dead idiot
uploads this go to the next one go we
got a 99 overall Queen Elizabeth
super dead we'll move to the next one go
100 overall purple Doritos po I don't
even I don't know what's going why this
happen I swear there's someone screwing
with me up there calm down boys calm
down blood pressure next card go 69
overall troyan getting sloppy toppy
Mexico City game 2020 I could sue
whoever made this and you know what I
might next card
go 100 overall point guard small forward
s Simon Greenwald I don't know if this
is an NBA player obviously looks a
little young here in fact it looks like
he's in detention guys I'm going to lose
my mind if we don't get an NBA player on
this next I am not kidding I'm going to
break everything in this room 3 2 1
go thank God I was going to break stuff
we've gotone from the Indiana heyers a
Galaxy opal 98 overall
deonis sub boner the eclipse card out
here I didn't even know this card was so
good this team is great it's we're
getting a lot of weird things today but
it ends good okay it ends good it always
matters and only matters How It Ends the
story and the climb who cares minus some
of the weird cards we're seeing the
cards we're getting are well very well
we got a 99 overall Ray Allen I'm seeing
what's going on he's morphing look at
this from the heat days to the Celtic
days one of the greatest three-point
Shooters of all time we've got a 100
overall point guard shooting guard Kyrie
Irving looks like he's in a hazard suit
or something I don't know if there was a
nuclear war or it is a two so the next
card which is going to be an NBA player
will join our team spitting everywhere 3
2 1 please
go wouldn't be a draft without this
fatty 14 overall EDP he finds his way in
every single draft every single there's
no cupcakes here
go 99 overall Larry the Cucumber I'm
debating taking Larry Bird here I really
want to do it but I won't I won't go to
the next one Larry the Cucumber
go what is this 99 overall Anna FR I
thought that was the Bobby girl that
makes those awkward conversations is it
not please random go
100 overall Center dancing polar bear no
we can't next carard
go 69 overall Center dumb idiot I'm
going to find out who made this car and
I'm going to ruin your life Don J time
to get the Gat I'm not playing around I
ain't G call me dumb idiot go that I'm
not even going to read that I'm not even
looking I just see a fat man just go the
next one go go go for God's sakes guys
[Music]
we got to much
time the the slers he's a 98 overall
he's coming back he's coming back Lonzo
ball it took me a second to realize what
that card
was Bono's coming back he is coming back
and he's going to be better than he ever
was at
UCLA he's coming back I'm going to speak
it into existence he's coming back he's
coming back I don't really understand
why he's got a ball on his head or why
it says Kobe there but I'm not going to
complain Lonzo thank you and we got good
news guys only need one more card one
more player let's do this right now
first card
random okay 99 overall best in the world
CM Punk I would love and I mean love WWE
rustlers to be in 2K it'd be great next
card two 100 overall black dick oh his
last name is Dick and his last name is
black in the did Jersey SW that's
actually hilarious that's guys it's
finally over right here our final card
our final player on our team will
be a 96 overall point guard Nissan
Skyliner R34 the perfect build we'll go
with the next card our last one
is 91 overall small forward Chris
Sanchez I don't know that is that door
Explorer I don't I don't care don't care
next card final card
go it's getting so stupid 96 overall
molter I don't is that the pope it look
if that's not the Pope I don't know I
don't give a damn about the pop guys
please I just want to go home 3 2
1 go 99 overall Center seat beater God
God damn please I'm just nine overall
nine what the is that a sock puppet boys
it's not funny dude whoever uploads
these cards is an idiot 99 overall
Steven Hawking that is a very nice card
the only reason I'm not going to freak
out is cuz it's such a nice I can't
draft Sten Hy he's dead he had no legs
go I'm not even acknowledging that one
not
even
go I don't even know what what what is
what the what is that pist what's that
Anthony next card go 99 overall Charles
White cannot draft a Charles White 100
overall Harvey Spectre I don't know who
this is not a player not a player card
go 100 overall my dad that's milk your
dad ain't milk is your dad a cow Mo I'm
your dad next C go 100 overall queso I
cannot draft the queso C go
please I'm done I don't want to do this
anymore 100 overall dino nuggets next
card go 82 overall Brock
Lesar it's card go 53 overall John pork
I'm going to kill someone I'm going to
murder
go 99 overall brown rice three 2
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one I don't even know if that's a player
we've got from the Portland Trail
Blazers 67
overall John Butler what kind of
sociopath would make a John Butler
custom card I have no it's discards to
67 this is one of the lowest it might be
the lowest card in the game I don't even
know I don't even care I'm just glad
that's it's over I have a serious
headache and this is the team that
custom cards draft after our starting
point guard it has to be the Bow Man
Lonzo bow our starting shooting guard
today you already knew that the black m
Kobe Bryant our starting small forward
is the Durantula Kevin Durant our
starting power forward today will be the
saoner subus in our starting center
standing at 7'3 christs po
the starting lineup is very good here as
you can see very good but the bench is
not very good I mean we got one Galaxy
opal there but there's diamonds a pig
diamonds but
Emerald Sapphire I don't even crap
that's crap crap and it is now time to
go online to put my undefeated record on
the line we are 1 and0 I have have not
lost a single game this season of 2K 24
and I don't want to lose a single game
ever again this team has some holes but
look at those guards with those two men
working together I don't think anyone
can stop
them and here we go I keep forgetting to
change my jerseys I
wish what the
heck I don't even know to say I don't
even know what those cards are let's see
the
records just got to Zone let's win the
tip off Chris Taps worry about the wor
about the rest later that's not the
start we wanted come on Lonzo we got a
dig tape here we got that ball pressure
I ain't worried I'm not worried at all
it's going to be fine it's going to be
thank thr The Bu shoot
it what you Lady of the night that is
okay we get it back thank you guys I'm
talking God my voice is going from
yelling go up let's go wee a struck
first baby that's not going in the bombo
is there let's go boys he has not scored
yet and that's the bomo shooting B that
was crazy I can't I missed twice with
Kobe open what's going on okay he has
just tied it up but we've had some great
looks and he's got to capitalize
on okay we are now down by three dude I
I'm going to get the bench out here
already and that's scary getting
rebounds KY catch
it huh what the hell was that D that was
the weirdest play oh no oh no I'm in
trouble I'm in trouble I'm in trouble
I'm not in trouble tied it up let's go
get the express go the Lonzo Express
attacking
Lonzo that's my ball boy I'm not holding
for last shot I'm thr all the way with
Lonzo I hate this get this last shot KD
oh no I didn't think he was going to
fake I got the rebound what I missed
it did I get that off he P my score
start of the second we got the bench out
here this is good we have a lead and I
got to keep this bench out with this
lead and I'm going all the way thce how
for you sound like a
fish that for Christ sake it's tied
again White's in here come on Big Boy
come on Dwight big boy big boy Dwight
spot big boy back in the lead big boy
bum is open please oh that was that made
my chest feel funny let's go keep
missing the
rebounds can't go in for God's sakes
watch This 1.2 on the clock first T
catch they touch it I gave him the ball
back that was so stupid god sakes why
would I do that if he scores here little
sad no that's this what what start the
second half down by three cuz he scored
a four-point play at the end for no
goddamn reason I gave him that okay
that's fine that's fine KK that should
have been a steal to be
honest he just made an 83% contested
shot MAA MAA please
go bro [Β __Β ] you got him
dude I'll let him shoot that
one Victor just
hit right there F oh did go go go sir
sir I don't know who that was it is a
Time game boys I am stressing I need a
cigarette come on all the
way I've been [Β __Β ] I am I can't play
this game
anymore it's one Tes Albert let's do it
Albert help bur it up help bur it up
foul how is that not a foul he touched
my TR La start of the fourth starters
are out we're down by four I've just
been getting hoed in different ways that
have never been hoed before and please
don't go away oh thank Lord Jesus throw
throw it to him if he doesn't catch this
why did he catch it 4 days late no I
didn't mean to do that I didn't huh I
didn't press pause I did not press pause
there's no way I pressed that
button something's going on I'm just
trying to tell you right something is
going
on thank you thank you 2K You' been
making that Lono Lono big balls in my
ass sorry sorry I I'm
sorry I'm just getting destroyed on
rebounds I mean I thought these centers
would be better but it's just not
working for me it's
not oh way let's go Kobe Kobe Kobe shobi
slow it down slow it down speed it up
pop
it I don't
understand I [Β __Β ] this I'm about are you
kidding me
2K no can shoot Lonzo Lonzo was open
Lonzo attacking foul someone [Β __Β ]
touched my dick guys I'm about to scream
earplugs first game mamba mamba ho ho
ho it's six points it's like too late
it's too goddamn late babe too goddamn
late thank you come again M never give
if you're a m I need a
three that better have been tipped
I'm out I'm out thank you guys for
watching and as always keep your stick
on the ice this game sucks
5.0 / 5 (0 votes)
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