THIS GAME WANTS TO BE BROKEN - Crab Champions Is A Perfectly Balanced Game with no Exploits or Bugs
Summary
TLDRIn this video, the player dives into the chaotic world of Crab Champions, a game that encourages breaking its rules. As a crab with a gun, the player battles through levels, exploiting systems to become an unstoppable force. With each victory, the player amasses power-ups and upgrades, leading to a hilariously overpowered character that dominates the game. The video is a celebration of the joy found in bending a game to its breaking point, culminating in a triumphant defeat of the final boss.
Takeaways
- ๐ฎ Crab Champions is a video game where players control a crab fighting enemies to gain power.
- ๐ฎ๐ช Developed by an Irish DJ known for the song 'Crab Rave', the game encourages players to exploit its systems.
- ๐ฅ The game features a risk-reward system, with players choosing between safer and more dangerous paths for better rewards.
- ๐ฐ Players can use in-game currency (purple crystals) to buy upgrades and improve their character.
- ๐๏ธ Shops provide opportunities to buy upgrades and increase maximum HP, with more options available as the game progresses.
- ๐ The game's balance can be significantly altered by exploiting mechanics, leading to overpowered characters.
- ๐ฒ Luck plays a crucial role in the game, with high luck stats increasing the chances of beneficial outcomes and rewards.
- ๐ The player's character can become increasingly powerful, to the point of being unstoppable and invulnerable.
- ๐ฃ The game's progression allows for a snowball effect, where efficient play leads to exponential increases in power.
- ๐ Defeating bosses and clearing levels become trivial as the player's character becomes more powerful.
- ๐ The game's design seems to embrace the idea of breaking the game, offering a unique and entertaining experience for players.
Q & A
What is the name of the video game discussed in the script?
-The video game discussed is called 'Crab Champions'.
Who created the game 'Crab Champions'?
-The game was created by an Irish DJ who made the song 'Crab Rave'.
What is the main objective of the player in 'Crab Champions'?
-The main objective is to play as a crab and fight waves of enemies and bosses to become more powerful.
How does the player progress in 'Crab Champions'?
-Players progress by clearing islands, defeating enemies to drop purple crystals, and using these crystals to buy upgrades in shops or from chests.
What is unique about the developer's approach to 'Crab Champions'?
-The developer encourages players to exploit the game systems and break the balance, which is unusual as most developers do not endorse such behavior.
What are some of the upgrades available in the game?
-Upgrades include 'Trick Shot' for more damage when hip firing, 'Big Shot' for larger but slower shots, and various other abilities that enhance the player's combat capabilities.
How does the 'Lucky Charm' item work in 'Crab Champions'?
-The 'Lucky Charm' increases the player's luck stat by 5% each time they clear an island without taking damage, which enhances the likelihood of luck-based mods triggering.
What is the significance of the 'Relic' chests in the game?
-Relic chests contain powerful items that can significantly alter gameplay, such as the 'Ring of Luck' which increases the player's luck stat and the 'Ring of Deflection' which provides additional protection.
How does the player's luck stat affect the gameplay in 'Crab Champions'?
-The luck stat increases the chances of favorable outcomes, such as not taking damage or getting extra rewards from chests. A high luck stat can lead to a snowball effect, making the player increasingly powerful and immune to damage.
What is the final outcome of the player's run in the script?
-The player achieves an infinite scale of power, becoming unstoppable, unkillable, and capable of dealing infinite damage, effectively breaking the game due to the high luck stat and efficient exploitation of game mechanics.
How does the player feel about the game's balance and the developer's intentions?
-The player feels that the game is perfectly balanced in its own unique way and appreciates the developer's intention to allow and even encourage players to break the game, finding it entertaining and rewarding.
Outlines
๐ฎ Introducing Crab Champions
The video begins with an introduction to 'Crab Champions,' a game developed by the creator of the song 'Crab Rave.' In this game, players control a crab equipped with firearms to defeat waves of enemies and bosses, collecting purple crystals for upgrades. The unique selling point of the game, according to the narrator (the Spiffing Brit), is the developer's encouragement for players to exploit the game's mechanics. The game is compared favorably to 'Vampire Survivors' and 'Risk of Rain 2' for its fun factor and the empowerment of players to become overwhelmingly powerful.
๐ The Cycle of Upgrades and Power
The narrator progresses through the game, emphasizing the cycle of collecting upgrades and becoming increasingly powerful. Different types of chests offer various upgrades that enhance the gameplay, such as the Lucky Charm, which increases luck after flawlessly clearing an island, leading to a cascading effect of becoming more powerful. The game's balance of risk and reward is highlighted, alongside strategies to exploit the game mechanics for advantageous outcomes, like selecting weapons and upgrades to maximize damage output and efficiency.
๐ Exploiting the Shop and Encountering Elites
In the third segment, the focus shifts to exploiting the game's economy through the shop system, where items can be bought at a discount and sold for profit, demonstrating a form of in-game capitalism. The narrator discusses encountering elite enemies and navigating through different biomes, each offering unique challenges and enemies. Through strategic selection of upgrades and exploiting the shop's economy, the player's character becomes significantly more powerful, effectively handling elite enemies and progressing through the game's increasingly difficult challenges.
๐ Ascending to Overpowered Status
The narrator describes becoming extraordinarily powerful, reaching a point where enemies pose no challenge. With high luck and damage output, every encounter results in an abundance of loot and easy victories. This part of the video highlights the game's mechanics allowing for significant power scaling, enabling players to become unstoppable forces. Despite the introduction of new, tougher enemies in each loop back to the starting point, the narrator's character grows even more dominant, illustrating the extent to which the game can be exploited for power.
๐ Achieving Infinite Power and Immortality
In the final stretch of the game, the narrator reaches an almost god-like state, becoming immune to damage and possessing infinite resources. This section discusses exploiting the game's luck mechanic to achieve an unstoppable status, effectively making the player invincible. The culmination of the adventure is a battle against the final boss, King Skull, which is effortlessly defeated. The narrator concludes by expressing gratitude to the game's developers for creating an enjoyable experience that rewards players for pushing the game to its limits, signifying a satisfying end to the exploit-filled journey.
Mindmap
Keywords
๐กCrab Champions
๐กExploit
๐กUnstoppable Overpowered God
๐กRisk and Reward
๐กLuck Stat
๐กRNG (Random Number Generator)
๐กDPS (Damage Per Second)
๐กImmortal
๐กInfinite Scale of Power
๐กGame Breaking
Highlights
The game Crab Champions encourages players to break and exploit its systems.
Players take on the role of a crab fighting enemies to become more powerful.
Killing enemies drops purple crystals used for purchasing upgrades.
Clearing an island rewards players with a chest containing upgrades.
The game features a risk-reward system with choices between different types of chests.
Players can exploit RNG to gain advantages in the game.
The game allows players to become an 'Unstoppable overpowered God'.
Players can increase their luck stat, which affects the chances of favorable outcomes.
The game's shop offers various improvements and upgrades.
Players face elite enemies that provide high rewards upon defeat.
The game's balance can be manipulated through luck and exploit mechanics.
Players can achieve a state of invincibility by stacking certain modifiers.
The game's final boss, King Skull, can be defeated with ease due to the player's overpowered state.
The game's developer seems to have intended for players to push the game to its limits.
The game's balance is intentionally broken, providing a unique and entertaining experience.
Players can achieve infinite health, damage, and money, becoming an unstoppable force.
The game's ultimate goal is to defeat the final boss and achieve the title of champion.
Transcripts
oh no video game developers you don't
want me doing this you really don't
hello there ladies and gentlemen this is
crab Champions a video game created by
the Irish DJ who made the song crab Rave
in this game you are a crab who must
fight waves of enemies and bosses on a
quest to become more powerful it might
seem simple and standard but this is one
of the greatest games I've ever played
for one simple reason the developer
wants you to break the game as you might
know I the spiffing Brit break video
games for a living it is rare a
developer is actively encouraging you to
exploit their systems and destroy the
balance of the game so what happens when
exploiters and developers work hand
inand well you're about to find out so
let's hop on into the first level and
I'll quickly explain the game very
simply I am a crab with a gun and there
are other crabs and slugs running
towards me killing them will drop purple
crystals I can use these purple crystals
in shops to buy upgrades every time I
clear an island a chest will appear and
I can get an upgrade from the chest it's
basically like vampire survivors if it
was actually really really really good
and fun well okay you know that game is
good and fun but there's just something
wonderful about crab Champions similar
to risk of rain 2 this game is not
afraid to let the player become an
Unstoppable overpowered God and that's
exactly what we're going to do so there
we go first island cleared very easy
enemies of course and we get ourselves a
damag chest in it we can pick up various
upgrades like say trick shot so we do
more more damage when hip firing and
less when aiming big shot so our shots
are bigger and deal more damage but they
move slower or snake shot where you know
your shots aren't going to hit anything
uh we're going to go for trick shot
because like most YouTubers playing an
FPS game there is absolutely no way I'm
going to be able to aim we then get a
choice of which level to go to next we
can either go for a damag chest in an
arena or a spike chest a spike chest of
course has a higher value reward but I
lose 33% of my health this might sound
dangerous but don't worry this entire
game is basically just all about risk
and reward W I'm also deliberately
playing with a weapon called the orb
launcher a stupidly fast firing weapon
that does a very nice amount of damage
so yes there we go the island is cleared
and our lovely Spike chest appears only
cost me 132 life but we can pick up some
upgrades this one here is very useful it
basically means for a short time after
eliminating an enemy we don't use
ammunition it doesn't directly increase
our damage but it increases our output
and I like that right next up we're
going to go for a speed upgrade out
actually just walked into an explosive
Barrel that's kind of on me oh and also
there is a way you can technically
cheese this game a little bit which is
that when you unlock things in the lobby
using keys you can take them into your
run provided it's the first time you've
unlocked them in my case that means I've
entered this run with landmine shot
which is a legendary ability which as
you can imagine is going to make this
run a fair bit easier but I'm going to
pick up Rapid Fire for increased fire
rate and then oh I love the luck chest
but I also love The Relic chests these
are both two good choices fine we're
going to go go for the Relic chest okay
so quite simply we have uh some enemies
heading towards us and we have to
survive for 36 or so seconds uh which
can be quite spicy indeed oh my goodness
there sniper crabs sniper crabs are the
worst sniper crabs are very very
dangerous there we go we can clear them
up a bit and I survived the hoorde
wonderful jeez we're down to 82 life but
it's okay oh we can pick up a hard
target that reduces incoming damage and
a relic chest chests contain free more
loot choices that's kind of incredible
or dashing reloads your weapon also very
good I'm going to go for the coral
amulet now of course because I'm killing
things quite reliably I basically never
need to worry about ammunition for a
little while basically means I don't
have to necessarily worry about
reloading my gun which massively
improves my DPS output and oh my
goodness there's a lot of pumpkins jeez
all right but there we go level cleared
we get a random upgrade of some kind
jeez we have a lot of choices now I'm
fantastic we can go for windup meaning
that shots deal more damage for each
shot fired until I stop firing but as I
am unlikely to reload I am unlikely to
stop firing right okay now we just keep
on shooting and there we go we're doing
20 damage a shot now which is vastly
improved over where we previously were
there we go fantastic we managed to
survive four and we get ourselves an
epic chest with a superior upgrade
option right and now that we've cleared
out enough levels we actually get to go
into the shop the shop is a wonderful
place for rest fite and also just
general gameplay cheesing the shop is
run by this lovely crab here Tony in
Tony's shop we can buy various
improvements and up UPG grades we can
increase our maximum HP and if we have
more crystals we can roll for more items
it's all very nice but after Tony shop
we must face an elite this is a
high-powered enemy in our case it is an
elite lightning crab pretty spicy indeed
because if he hits us we would not be
doing too good unfortunately for him I
shoot very quickly and he is very easily
killed all right we get ourselves
another epic chest what is this double
tap chance for shots to deal damage
twice I like that yeah we're going to go
for that that's Madness right into the
next biome we we go we're now into the
ice World which means we get some new
enemies all of the enemies get more
powerful and we get some new
environments to fight them all in uh but
most importantly I'm doing more damage
so life is good and now yes instead of
just doing a basic six or so damage per
shot we're up to doing about 30 which is
a very nice a good Improvement and oh my
look at these relics gain an extra
portal Choice after each island is
amazing skill ring is amazing ring of
value is incredible and duplication ring
is also great all of these relics are
amazing my good that's right let's grab
the portal ring more choices more good
right okay we're going to go for the
luck chest this is a splendid idea trust
me uh luck in this game is basically
just a way to manipulate the RNG and if
you know one thing about survival like
games it's that cheesing the RNG is
always the most shf fired way to destroy
any semblance of balance now this is the
item I've been looking for the lucky
charm luck is increased after flawlessly
clearing an island and luck based mods
are more likely to trigger basically the
more flawlessly we play this game the
better we get get which as you can
imagine can get pretty cheesy because it
just continuously reinforces endlessly
doing well time for a section I like to
call science with spiff we've just
picked up an item called the lucky charm
it's an item that increases our luck
stat by 5% each time we clear an island
without taking damage this does not add
5% luck as that would be balanced and
normal instead it increases your current
luck statistic by 5% this means with
four Lucky Charms you more than double
your luck stat every five Islands as you
can imagine this gets very broken very
quickly just like this video in the
algorithm if you give it a like go on do
it I believe in you right anyway we can
now go into the shop once again this
time with a little bit more money than
last time and uh the shop has been
improved quite drastically with far more
options but these options can get pretty
cheesy because as you can see this perk
here has a 75% discount meaning I only
need 290 crystals to buy it but as I
said this game wants to be broken so I
can pick up the speed demon park for 290
drop it on the ground and sell it for
581 this ladies and gentlemen is
capitalism four crystals to roll I'll do
that because when we roll we get one
thing that yes has a 75% discount so we
can buy that drop it on the ground and
sell it and make money okay right I'm
pretty happy with the upgrades I've
gotten so into the elite fight we go
where we must fight some kind of uh
spooky big crab oh my goodness it's a
mad poison crab from the looks it okay
no it's an lightning crab and the oh the
worst kind of crab but luckily I'm able
to do a good amount of damage to it so
um it should be dead relatively soon
there yes perfect all right into the
next biome we go we're now into the
deserty sand biome fun and spicy full of
slugs and fire ants and just generally
big mean enemies that just want to do
fire damage to you which is not the kind
of damage I like oh my lucky charm
increased my luck by 5% yes that's
really good Cy Vortex what grenades
explode into C vortexes is that's kind
of crazy do I grab that I mean I kind of
have to I really have to just because I
could sell it for so much money let's go
get a luck chest hello there Mr slug now
the problem with my luck stat is the
more that it increases anything that I
have that has an odd of firing for
example my landmines is going to get
increased now eventually this will lead
us into a situation where every time a
bullet of mine hits an enemy a land mine
will just be summoned out of th air on
top of them um which as you can imagine
pretty bad especially when I'm shooting
as fast as I am and my luck has just
been increased by a further 5% so my
luck stat is up to 165% very nice uh
what do we do next I think we go to an
economy chest why not oh my goodness
look at all of the landmines we are
dropping yes oh this is brilliant you
don't even need to worry about crowd
control or AOE we have landmines and my
luck has just been increased by 10%
because of that love amazing we're going
to go for another luck chest Island but
this one is flawless meaning if I take
no damage I will get a second reward
chest come on come on come on there we
go go just dodge and move Dodge and move
1 second left and we did it w luck
increase by 10% and two economy chests
life is good oh wait no we just got free
luck chest okay right um no we're going
to go for another lucky charm as it
seems horrifically broken chance to get
an extra chest when flawlessly clearing
an island well that's probably good yeah
let's go for a chance to get an extra
chest and then ooh a Flawless Relic
chest potentially we got to go destroy
all of the enemy nests okay right I see
this is the enemy Nest all right I did
it unfortunately I did take some damage
so this is not going to be Flawless but
there we go we cleared the island one
Relic chest for us oh there's a purple
Relic ah yes gain low gravity movement
this is quite possibly the most
overpowered Relic in the game currently
this is simply because now that I
moveing low gravity uh the enemy AI
hasn't been updated to actually deal
with that uh meaning that uh it is very
hard for them to hit me which as you can
imagine pretty useful indeed for me
there we go we cleared the island lovely
and we did it even flawlessly Splendid
my luck is increased by 15% okay double
economy chest time what do we get all
right I'm actually just going to grab
24,000 crystals uh for when we go into
the shop that's going to be good all
right so we're in Tony's magical Giga
shop uh we're once again money shot ooh
gain crystals when damaging enemies I'll
actually buy that uh normally I'd sell
it but why not I'll keep it and then
we're basically just looking for any
luck based trigger like say streamer
loot is great ah double vision here we
go chance to get an extra chest after
clearing an island of course the more
our luck stats the better this is going
to get Crystal dividends yes that just
increases our money every time we clear
an island and then I'll sell this High
Caliber for some additional cash roll
again another lucky charmal we're going
to buy that but I need to buy another
lucky charm there we go I think we
should be good for some combat against
the enemies now in terms of my DPS
output it's pretty good at the moment
we're up to about 2,000 this is very low
for the standard of this game I have to
kill this Elite lightning crab
unfortunately for my Elite lightning
crab friend uh I should be able to very
easily defeat them yes and there we go
oh my crystal dividend have given me an
extra 338 and have I spawned some
additional chests is there a chest in
the floor would seem that way right I'm
going to pick up another double vision
there we go so we've increased chance of
getting a bonus chest and then oh I can
just pick it up again why not right okay
we're now into the final environmental
Zone the lava land so to speak it's
pretty good the enemies here are
normally a little bit more dangerous
unfortunately for them uh I never stop
shooting the more I shoot the faster I
shoot and I now shoot out landmines
various Dag ooh an ant actually did
manage to hit me with a shot how very
annoying despite my lovely low gravity
Shenanigans where I can quite literally
almost fly around this map um which as
you can imagine pretty useful and double
vision has given me a second chest
lovely uh shot steal more damage why not
all right and then I'm going to go for
another luck based chest because it's
just simply the most powerful thing in
the universe right let us uh clear all
of the enemies that are in front of us
on my lucky charm has increased by 20%
and double vision is giv me an extra
chest so I have three chests to pick
from oh this is going to get very silly
right uh ring of luck luck just
increased by 75% yep we'll do that luck
isn't up to 500% rare treasure enemies
have a small chance to drop loot when
eliminated well I mean come on you know
that's just going to get horrifically
abused we have a 1% chance for an enemy
to drop loot when eliminating them but
of course all of our other luck
statistics actually increase that chance
of firing so uh this is only going to
get worse there we go double vision gave
me another extra chest now the problem
is the enemies just can't hit me up here
I'm I'm just kind of like a bit beyond
their reach which it's unfortunate for
them because I can kind of operate like
the US Military and just drone strike
from afar ah very cheesy indeed oh my
goodness and of course our lucky charm
has increased our luck again double
vision gave us some extra loot gold dice
luck heavily increased oh dear this is
going to get very silly now of course
we'll get the golden dice this increases
my luck by further 150% right my luck is
now up to
871 we'll grab all of these wonderful
Legendary perks because they're
fantastic right let's go try and NAB
this Relic chest and do it flawlessly
cuz then we might get two relics okay
damage output very much improved over
where it previously was ah and you're
The Last Enemy brilliant we get a bunch
of extra money and oh of course we get
two additional Relic chests thanks to
the Double Vision we're going to pick up
ring of protection cuz in the very least
we can sell it for a lot of money but
the other thing I'm going to grab is the
ring of deflection and I'm even going to
drop the Ring of luck because I don't
actually think we need it anymore simply
due to the fact that we're generating so
much luck on our own all right there we
go we've done fantastic all right into
the health room we go uh we've got a
rush now so we got to survive a hord of
enemies for quite a while but I think we
should be okay with this uh it's mostly
the don't do damage thing that I'm
trying to worry about but look at all of
these items that are hordes of enemies
are dropping for us this is oh God this
has gotten too broken this is too broken
oh no no no this game is not going to go
well at all I think we could be on for
what could only be described as a highly
ridiculous God run and there we go we
flawlessly cleared it so we get a bunch
of extra chests we get four chests to
choose from at all of these items all
right let's pick up this health chest
what do we got going to get more max
Health from hearts and if I just pick a
bunch of Hearts I'm just going to get a
huge amount of additional Max HP and
then final Health chest what do we got
right Gold Heart lovely okay now I guess
I just have to press L and loot
everything on off of the floor my
goodness this is going to get very messy
well now my gun does something else but
into the shop we go oh my goodness I've
got
200,000 money to spend now this is quite
a lot more than previously thought
what's my DPS up to okay we're up to
about 30,000 very nice all right so we
are better and stronger than ever before
but now is the time we fight the boss we
must defeat the boss to become a
champion that's right this is what the
entire game has been building to can we
defeat King skull I'm just going to
Simply hold on down and oh my goodness
yes we can we spawned so many landmines
oh we smashed that we absolutely smashed
that all right so there we go glorious
success we've beaten the boss but we
must now loot back to the first SP with
new harder enemies these enemies are
pretty spicy indeed unfortunately for
them I am now even more spicy than
previously before and every time I one
hit an enemy I gain maximum health which
basically means yes life is good and oh
I get some additional chests don't I
poison debth I would not a grab that we
got a damage chest here it's all full of
legendaries because my luck is so high
chots that hit enemies have a chance of
small clusters of bombs oh why not we're
just going to become the most messy
build imaginable yeah we are quite
terrifying indeed every time we oneshot
five enemies by the way our damage goes
up by 1% which basically just means the
more we kill efficiently the more damage
we do and uh that gets very silly very
swiftly oh my goodness we are just a
machine of damage okay this is fine uh
our damage output now a fair bit better
and it's only going to get better oh my
goodness all of the Assassin triggers
we're getting this is bad this is very
bad for the sanctity and balance of this
game look at all of the loot that's
spawning in there as well oh no video
game developers you don't want me doing
this you really don't jeez okay we did
it that's a lot of nonsense in front of
me this is genuinely ridiculous okay
fantastic we got all of this stuff on
the ground I guess I just press L and
pick it all up Max Health has increased
a lot and we now have 2.9 Million in the
bank yeah this game is getting
absolutely destroyed currently but hey
we can hit up the shop wonderful and oh
yes get some increased Max Health from
this I've improved the fire rate of our
weapon it now kind of fires like this
terrifying machine gun of so many visual
status effects it's a mess right we're
going to try and check our DPS right now
so uh I'm just going to aim for the
targeting dummy and yep we're doing DPS
of about 10 million there so it go over
to about 13 million briefly okay no it's
actually going above 20 million right
the more I just hold down the higher it
goes what a mess what an absolute mess
right let's go see if we can defeat this
boss um it's an elite which means we
have to face off against two of them and
they just both die instantly oh no oh
look at how many chests we get as well
yep okay right this is bad right okay
I've managed to pick up a second rare
treasure which means enemies have a 2%
chance to drop Lo when eliminated but
this is multiplied by our Lux statistic
so this is going to get very silly very
quickly right into the next biome we go
uh it's a for us bi biome we like the
frost biome let's get a speed chest um
in the arena what do we got we got a
bunch of krabbies all of them are having
a grand old time oh there's a skull for
a moment briefly jeez that screen is
just a mess oh my goodness we're in such
an insane state right now with just how
much money and resources we have access
to uh let's go get an economy chest why
not jeez what a mess okay and the
problem is my damage is just increasing
at a stupid degree yeah I get a 3%
increase in damage every time I get five
onot eliminations and as my damage is
increasing so quickly basically every
kill is a One-Shot elimination so the
snowball is rolling oh my okay so our
assassin ability now increases our
damage by 5% every time we one hit uh
five enemies uh which as you can imagine
is incredible it basically means every
enemy we encounter increases our damage
by 1% because every enemy one shoted is
worth 1% and then of course they will
drop loot when they die because my luck
statistic is so high that this is just
happening and my Lu statistic goes
higher and higher because I'm defeating
waves flawlessly because I can one hit
everything and I just fly around like
some kind of crazed crab God this is
truly brilliant I am loving this what a
mess oh this is so silly right okay and
uh there's so much loot on the ground
I'm just going to press L and pick it
all up that loot alone was worth
millions uh do we go luck chest yeah why
not let's go luck chest we get an extra
bonus if we go flawlessly here which we
might do honestly it doesn't really
matter anymore I'm not sure if I can
take damage because there's like a
percentage chance that I don't take
damage oh we just cleared it wow that's
that's Madness into the shop we go with
26 million in the back oh God all right
I've pretty much cleared out the shop
for everything it possibly has and uh my
DPS is now up to 100 million so let's go
give this Elite enemy a try uh who are
we facing off against today uh oh it's a
crab it's a dead crab and uh because of
my luck we get some additional loot
chests oh my goodness this is messy oh
dear okay my luck stat is so high
basically the chests are only dropping
legendaries now which is good for me bad
for everyone else right into the next
biome we go it's the sand Arena uh where
yes every time a crab dies they drop
loot what glorious balance oh my
goodness we're up to 56 million in the
bank we go for a luck chest yeah why not
defeat all the enemies of the Arena jeez
that's just so much loot everywhere this
is ridiculous I don't even have to aim
wow wow wow wow wow Flawless as well so
of course I get an extra chest what do
we want to try elite elite or waves
let's do waves let's see if we can
defeat these waves um there's a bunch of
enemies down there we will do our best
to uh defeat them oh there's a skull
you're dead and another one and you're
also dead amazing right there we go
we've done a good job clearing the
island uh so I'm just going to press L
and auto loot again bam there we go oh
we could go for this island it does give
critical chests which I think are pretty
much useless for our build but triple
the normal amount of enemies will spawn
and that just basically means there's
triple the normal amount of enemies for
us to kill so uh let's give this a try
hello there my friends what is visually
going on I must say triple the normal
amount of enemies haven't really seen
any of them that's more because I can't
particularly see at the moment visually
I might need to change something with
this build all right I guess into the
elite uh we go who is the elite today
it's a crab uh he's looking good uh he
is unfortunately dead luckily there is a
second crab right let me just try and
hit it with one shot I guess so that's
one click um and it missed right another
click that was one hit and it did just
kill it with one click wow and we got
all of these additional chests to loot
wonderful right one quad key about you
Mr Epic chest oh we're just going to go
completely silly and stack the rare
treasure modifier aren't we I think I do
actually want to see if I can take
damage so let me take some damage so I'm
going to stand in here and this would
normally damage me fact these enemies
should normally damage me ah right we've
encountered a minor problem I am now
Immortal oh God I can no longer take
damage oh this is a perfect run welcome
back to everyone's favorite section
science with spiff earlier I explained
we're gaining luck at a gamebreaking
pace but why is that an issue well luck
is a statistic that increases the odds
of all favorable things firing this
includes the Relic that gives us a small
percentage chance of not taking damage
the combination of these two things
means that it is now scientifically
impossible for me to take damage as I
have a 48% chance of avoiding it at all
times now that's balanced okay these
enemies explode in apparently Elemental
explosions which is dangerous however
I'm not seeing any of it because I think
they're all dying before they can reach
me uh which is a shame for them damage
chest Flawless Health chest yeah let's
go for um let's go for a horde uh it's
good fun cuz they normally spawn a lot
of enemies I'm just going to actually
shift around I'm not going to uh even
try and shoot people just a bit of
Shifting that's all I'm doing literally
just walking around using my legs and uh
that's enough to kill um every enemy I'm
encountering I mean it is partly helped
by the fact that they cannot fight back
but just to be able to hold shift and
drive my crab around to destroy my
enemies is very funny uh I guess I just
have to press L and auto pick up
everything here that's a lot of stuff my
Max Health isn't up to 129,000 into the
shop we go let's try and uh heal some of
that uh which is pretty challenging luck
increased by 75% so my luck isn't up to
177,000 per. oh this is very bad right
well uh DPS is now up to big number very
big number big screen shaking number I
think I saw 100 million let's go defeat
the final boss this is the second time
we Face the final boss so should be good
fun so we now have to face off against
the giant ant which is po terrifying
guys um I don't know about you but we
might struggle against it I'm just going
to click just to be sure oh okay right
it is almost dead let me try h a grenade
it is dead that was Flawless of course
again I can't do this in any way that
isn't Flawless it would seem I am immune
to damage right I think this is the end
ladies and gentlemen we have made it to
Island 95 and as you can imagine I am oh
so much faster than I used to be I'm
completely unkillable I can no longer
take damage I can do infinite amounts of
DPS uh to the point where I am
completely unstoppable my money infinite
damage infinite health infinite I have
become an infinite being and I must
defeat this King skull yes this is the
ultimate boss on island 96 truly
terrifying deadly dangerous and with one
click of my mouse completely dead truly
amazing oh my goodness I'm just simply
too good uh yeah my shots are a glorious
visual mess but the game has become so
darn entertaining my luck stat is
108,000 my Global damage output is up to
15,000 and there we have it crab
Champions is a perfectly balanced game
with no exploits we are unstoppable and
have a achieved an infinite scale of
power but in a rare twist I can't help
but feel that the developers intended
this game to be broken and to the
developer of this game I salute you
because this was an absolute treat to
experience to be rewarded for pushing a
game to its limits is always good fun so
thank you very much for the experience
as always a massive thank you to The
Majestic sausages who are my YouTube
members and patreons for funding My
Endless addiction to tea I'll see each
and every one of you lovely people in
the next one have a glorious day and
goodbye for
now
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