I Tested Every Tesla Product!
Summary
TLDRIn this entertaining and humorous product review, the team tests a variety of Tesla merchandise, from the quirky Cyberstein glass to the functional Elon Musk cologne. They put each item through its paces, attempting to cook a steak with a rocket's torch, branding a steak with an iron, and testing the off-road capabilities of a mini Cybertruck. The results are a mix of laughter and surprise, with ratings ranging from one to five stars, reflecting the products' performance and entertainment value.
Takeaways
- 🕶️ Tesla offers a variety of unique products, including glasses for drinks and a Cyberstein.
- 🥤 The Cyberstein has a design flaw with its kickstand, making it unstable when placed down without the stand.
- 🍺 Tesla mugs have a triangular base and a beefy handle, but using them for 'Cheers' is awkward.
- 🌟 The burnt hair product is a mysterious item from Elon Musk that is described as cologne but has an unpleasant smell.
- 🚀 A SpaceX rocket with a torch is tested for cooking steak, showing its potential but impracticality for actual cooking.
- 🔥 The Elon flamethrower is used to brand a steak with the Tesla logo, demonstrating its branding capability.
- 🔧 A Tesla iron is tested for branding steaks, but its practicality is questioned.
- 🎺 The Cyber whistle, resembling a Cybertruck, is tested for its sound range and is highly praised.
- 🚀 A small rocket is tested but doesn't perform as expected, only receiving three stars due to its lack of power.
- 🚙 The Tesla Cybertruck Hot Wheels car is tested for durability and performance, but it ends up with scratches and doesn't perform well off-road.
- 🏎️ The Cybertruck RC car and Cyber ATV are tested, with the ATV failing to perform off-road, receiving a 4.5 out of 5 for on-road performance.
Q & A
What is the first Tesla product mentioned in the script?
-The first Tesla product mentioned is the Tesla glasses, which are not for the eyes but for the drink.
What is the name of the Tesla glass with a design flaw?
-The Tesla glass with a design flaw is called the Cyberstein.
How does the Cyberstein's design flaw affect its use?
-The design flaw of the Cyberstein causes it to not stay upright when set down without the kickstand, making it unstable for placing juice blocks in it.
What is the rating given to the Tesla mug by the reviewer?
-The Tesla mug was given a rating of 2.5 stars by the reviewer due to its awkward design.
What is the Elon Musk product that the reviewer finds mysterious?
-The mysterious Elon Musk product is a burnt hair, which is literally what it says on the product.
How does the reviewer describe the smell of the burnt hair product?
-The reviewer describes the smell of the burnt hair product as disgusting, similar to cigarettes and an Elon space shuttle.
What is the outcome of attempting to cook a steak with the Elon rocket's torch?
-The steak could be cooked with the Elon rocket's torch, but it would take around 20 minutes and might not be fully cooked as it was only almost cooked on one side after testing.
How does the Tesla iron work and what was tested with it?
-The Tesla iron works by heating up to brand a steak with the Tesla logo. The reviewer attempted to brand the steak and then proceeded to cook it using the Elon flamethrower.
What is the rating given to the Cyber whistle?
-The Cyber whistle was given a rating of five stars by the reviewer, who praised its solid metal construction and loud sound that could be heard from over 500 feet away.
What was the reviewer's experience with the Tesla belt buckle?
-The reviewer found the Tesla belt buckle to be solid metal and nice, giving it a positive impression of not messing with Tesla.
How well did the Tesla Cyber truck perform in the mud during the test?
-The Tesla Cyber truck did not perform well in the mud, as it got stuck and could not move, even in a small mud pit, leading to a rating of 4 and a half out of 5.
Outlines
🕶️ Tesla Product Reviews: From Glasses to Rockets
The video begins with a humorous take on Tesla's diverse product range, starting with the Tesla glasses designed for drinks, humorously named 'Cyberstein'. The review highlights a design flaw in the glass and a peculiar mug with a triangular base. The segment continues with a critique of a burnt hair product, a cologne that smells terrible, and a space shuttle-like missile with a torch. The team attempts to cook a steak with the torch, branding it with the Tesla logo and even trying to cook it on a makeshift grill using an Elon flamethrower. The segment ends with a review of the Cyber whistle, a solid metal whistle that can be heard from 500 ft away, and a Tesla belt buckle made of solid metal.
🚀 Testing Tesla's Unconventional Products
The second paragraph delves into more unconventional Tesla products, including a rocket that doesn't quite meet expectations, the highly anticipated Tesla Cybertruck in the form of a Hot Wheels car, and a remote-controlled Cybertruck with an ATV attachment. The review humorously points out the product's shortcomings, such as the Cybertruck's lack of scratch resistance and its poor off-roading capabilities on a small mud pit. The segment concludes with a low rating for the ATV's off-road performance and a brief mention of Tesla backpacks and a playful chase with a backpack-wearing reviewer.
Mindmap
Keywords
💡Tesla
💡Cyberstein
💡Design Flaw
💡Burnt Hair Cologne
💡Elon Musk
💡Rocket
💡Cyber Whistle
💡Tesla Belt Buckle
💡Cyber Truck
💡Off-Roading
💡Tesla Backpack
Highlights
Testing various Tesla products to determine their worth.
The Cyberstein glassware is designed for drinks but has a unique shape.
A design flaw in the Cyberstein glassware is noted when placing juice blocks inside.
The Tesla mug has a kickstand feature and a triangular base.
The Tesla mug receives mixed reviews for its design and functionality.
A mysterious Elon Musk product turns out to be a burnt hair cologne.
The burnt hair cologne is met with negative reactions due to its unpleasant smell.
A Tesla rocket with a torch is tested for its cooking capabilities.
The Tesla iron is used to brand a steak with the Tesla logo.
The Cyber whistle is tested for its sound projection over 500 feet.
The Tesla belt buckle is a solid metal piece with a Cybertruck design.
A rocket purchased from Tesla is tested for its functionality.
The Tesla Cyber truck is revealed as a Hot Wheels car.
The Cyber truck's performance on a ramp is tested and critiqued.
The Cyber truck's remote control is noted for its similarity to the real Cybertruck's steering wheel.
The Cyber truck's off-road capabilities are tested in a mud pit.
The Cyber truck's battery life is questioned after it dies during testing.
Tesla backpacks are mentioned, with one being used by a tester.
The Tesla backpack is praised for its design and functionality.
Transcripts
we bought every item from Tesla and
today we're testing them to see if
they're worth the price starting with
something simple like Tesla glasses not
for your eyes but for your drink this
one is called the
cyberstein what the heck and then we
have this one bro it comes with a
stand oh this thing has a a little bit
of a design flaw because if you put your
juice blocks in it and you're like oh I
want to set it down
but if you do have the kickstand like a
bicycle it stays upright what about the
mug how do we feel about the mug all
right James give it a
sip it's a mug it's cool though so like
if we want to Cheers you know we can
like it's like kind
of awkward oh flip it over maybe it's a
triangle
underneath oh yeah it is triangle yeah
yo that is crazy I give this uh 2.5
Stars I give this five stars because
it's got a beefy handle I'm a mysterious
Elon Musk product I don't know what it
is it is
a burnt hair that's literally what it
says it just says burnt hair
oh oh wow that's fancy I think it's some
sort of
cologne oh dude that smells disgusting
oh I smell it now that's
bad
I this is disgusting one star give it a
whiff bro okay okay okay give it a whiff
give it a
whiff smells like
cigarettes an Elon space shuttle but
this is just not any space shuttle look
at this missile look at this look at
that oh wow but it actually has a torch
to figure out how well this thing works
we're going to try to cook a steak with
it dude look at that flame that's a
pretty nice
torch oh yeah might take a while to cook
a steak but you know it could do it I
would say yes you could definitely cook
this steak with a rocket might take 20
minutes but it could be done it doesn't
stop there we have a Tesla iron check
this out look at that why do you think
they even made that like why why would
you need so you could brand your steak
we're going to try to get this Tesla
logo super hot with our Elon rocket and
then we're going to try to Brand the
steak go ahead why does it smell like
that I'm moving I'm trying not to
breathe it in all right going to Brand
the
steak oh ooh it smells good smells
burnt look at that that's nice it's a
Tesla steak sorry I want to Brand more
things oh wow look at that it says food
only oh yeah you're right you're
breaking the rules it's time to really
cook this Tesla steak so we made our own
little Grill and to heat it up we're
going to use this Elon
flamethrower oh
yeah we're going to cook it real good
you hear that look at that yeah buddy
this is the life right here all right we
are officially out of fuel we're going
to see if this steak is actually
cooked yo we still got the Tesla logo on
there look at that is it cooked almost
cooked it's more cooked on on one side I
think we should have flipped it a little
bit I would say that's
edible what do you think
gab five stars mhm I give this one five
stars four stars
it also works as a plunger we got the
Cyber whistle a whistle that looks
exactly like a cyber
truck look at that if you threw this at
a window it' probably break it this is a
solid metal whistle and to test it we're
going to see if James can hear us over
500 ft
away I hear you oh he can hear us oh we
can hear you oh
this might be one of the best whistles I
have ever put my mouth on and I haven't
put my mouth on a allot whistles dude
five freaking
Stars what what are you
doing a Tesla belt buckle T they made
that TLA it's metal dude check this
out solid metal dude it's nice don't
mess with
Tesla is it nice it's fresh I don't know
I feel like if I have this on this is
like the Persona it gives
me we also bought a rocket let's uh see
if it works I think we hooked it up
right ready
yep
oh oh oh oh
oh t
oh what the heck was
that what the heck was that I think that
tree is taller than the the rocket 100
100
1,000% I can't say it didn't work
because it did but it didn't work well
so three stars we got the most
anticipated Tesla product of all time
the one everyone is talking about it's
right over there I can't show you yet
but it is insane it's expensive the
Tesla cyber truck you ready bro bro show
them bro show them we should we show
them should we show them let's let's
check it
out it's a Hot Wheels car Tesla cyber
truck and if it makes it down this ramp
right here I'll give it five stars here
we go here we
go oh it's got so many scratches on it
too I thought this thing was like
scratch resistant one more attempt I
think the Cyber truck deserves
it oh oh it did a flip did it it did it
it did it made it all the way to the it
just didn't go flying like to the Moon
you know like a rocket but like you know
it's oh oh yeah you're supposed to use
that for the other
video that boy looking like a pancake
now look it open the
doors cyber Tru RC car with a cyber ATV
that goes in the back and the best part
about it is the remote control literally
is the same steering wheel from the real
cyber Tru but does it actually perform
like a good RC
car oh it's not bad oh it's moving it's
moving on the concrete looks like a
little
cockroach how's it gotten stuck yet oh
it got stuck you ruined it yes you
jinxed
it
y now let's test it in some mud if it
can make it through this I'll be
impressed come on Cyber truck oh you
went up the
groove oh dude it's literally stuck is
Dam it's stuck in the mud dude it can't
even make it through mud and that is a
tiny mud pit I think we should upgrade
to something a little bigger and now we
got something a little bigger we got a
baby cyber truck oh it's it's moving
it's
moving and we got a cyber ATV but let me
tell you we're going to push these
things to the limits and see they're
really capable of
off-roading oh bro I think it already
died there's no way this is the
battery
yeah oh oh that's not
bad yeah it died I'm flooring it oh wet
I think this is unfortunately an ATV
that's made only for the
concrete I'm stuck well one thing about
it being small if you get it stuck
you're basically a big giant that can
just push it four and a four and a half
out of five what's saw it what's on dud
how's it Offroad uh terrible yeah this
how's it drive Offroad terrible onroad
pretty good okay yeah on the concrete
now this thing is uh pretty nice oh wow
okay all right he he's he's popping two
wheels right now your boy knows how to
ride I give this thing a 2 out of 10 I
don't know for something he uh gave a
two star rating he's still enjoying it
they even make Tesla backpacks I'm just
going to put it in my oh man that's that
could have been bad
cyber
TWU oh yeah you like that it's nice here
we
go oh yeah it's working
great you can't catch me hater they're
back how was the backpack it's great
dude feel like a changed man I see your
rocket didn't fall
out
5.0 / 5 (0 votes)
