I Finally Played Against Linus. He's so good...
Summary
TLDRThe video script details a playful and competitive gaming session between two friends, where they engage in a 'brover pro' to determine the better gamer. The contest consists of a best of nine format, with ten games to choose from, categorized into neutral and advantage games for each player. The games include classics like Battleship, Tetris, and Rock Paper Scissors, with a twist of incorporating drinking into the Mario Kart challenge, adding a layer of hilarity and unpredictability. The banter is filled with humor and mutual teasing, making the session as entertaining as the games themselves. The summary ends with a dramatic Rock Paper Scissors showdown, which surprisingly concludes with a victory for the less experienced gamer, leading to a humorous and somewhat embarrassing tweet from the loser's account.
Takeaways
- 🎮 The competition is a 'brover pro' aimed at determining the better gamer through a best of nine format, with a selection of 10 games across three categories.
- 🚢 The first game they play is Battleship, where strategy and luck play a role in guessing the opponent's ship locations.
- 🎶 In a game of Beat Saber, the player without music finds it more intense and challenging, showcasing adaptability in gaming.
- 🏎️ A match of Mario Kart involves not only racing but also a humorous take on drinking rules, adding a casual and friendly twist to the competition.
- 🥊 Drunken Fight Simulator is chosen for its raw and unfiltered gameplay, emphasizing the importance of fun over skill.
- 🕹️ Tekken is played, highlighting the participants' unfamiliarity with the game and the hilarity of their attempts.
- 🏰 Towerfall is selected for its archery-based combat, where the controls and gameplay lead to confusion and entertaining moments.
- 🗺️ GeoGuesser is used as a test of geographical knowledge, with one player's Canadian roots playing a role in the game selection.
- 🧩 The game of Breakout is intense, with the controls lagging and adding an extra layer of challenge to the high-energy gaming session.
- ✊ The final game is Rock Paper Scissors, chosen for its simplicity and the fact that it's a game of pure strategy with no technical input required.
- 🏆 The loser of the competition gets to tweet from the winner's account, leading to humorous and somewhat embarrassing outcomes.
Q & A
What is the objective of the 'brover pro' challenge described in the transcript?
-The objective of the 'brover pro' challenge is to determine who is the better gamer by playing a best of nine, which is essentially the first to win five games out of a total of ten games available across three categories.
What are the three categories of games mentioned in the transcript?
-The three categories of games are neutral category, games that advantage one player, and games that advantage the other player.
Which game did they start with and what is a common strategy mentioned in the transcript?
-They started with the game Battleship. A common strategy mentioned is that the first person to hit often loses, as they might be scared to shoot at the same location again.
What is the significance of the term 'carrier' in the context of Battleship?
-In the context of Battleship, a 'carrier' is one of the larger ships that a player must place on their grid. It is significant because it can hold multiple planes and is a high-value target for the opposing player.
What game did they play after Battleship and what was the player's strategy?
-After Battleship, they played Beat Saber. The player's strategy was to play without music, which made the game more intense and challenging.
What are the rules of Mario Kart as described in the transcript?
-The rules mentioned in the transcript for Mario Kart include not being allowed to drink while driving and needing to come to a stop to drink for health.
What game did they play after Beat Saber and what was the outcome?
-After Beat Saber, they played Mario Kart. The outcome was that the player who was more familiar with the game won.
What game did they play after Mario Kart and what was the issue with it?
-After Mario Kart, they played Drunken Fight Simulator. The issue with the game was that it had poor controls and was not very enjoyable for the players.
What game did they play to determine the final outcome of the 'brover pro' challenge?
-To determine the final outcome, they played Rock Paper Scissors.
What was the final score of the 'brover pro' challenge and what did the loser have to do?
-The final score was 4-3 in favor of one player. The loser had to tweet on the winner's account, which was decided by the chat community.
What was the content of the tweet that the loser had to post on the winner's account?
-The content of the tweet was not decided in the transcript, but it was suggested by the chat to be something about the loser's potential circumcision status, which was considered insulting by the loser.
What was the overall tone and mood of the 'brover pro' challenge?
-The overall tone and mood of the 'brover pro' challenge were competitive yet playful, with a lot of banter and humor between the players.
Outlines
😀 Brover Pro Gaming Challenge: Battleship Showdown
In the opening game of the Brover Pro gaming challenge, the contestants engage in a heated game of Battleship. With playful banter and strategic moves, they navigate through hits and misses, discussing theories about the game along the way. Despite some missteps and rule misunderstandings, the game unfolds with excitement and competitive spirit.
😄 Intense Beat Saber Duel: Gaming with a Twist
The competition moves to Beat Saber, where one contestant faces a challenging Expert Plus level. Amidst technical difficulties and amusing commentary, the contestants take turns showcasing their skills in the rhythm-based game. Despite setbacks and unconventional gameplay, the duel adds a unique twist to the gaming challenge.
🎮 Mario Kart Mayhem: Unorthodox Character Choices
In an unexpected turn, the contestants opt for Mario and Yoshi in Mario Kart, revealing their unfamiliarity with the game's meta. As they navigate through the race, comedic moments and casual conversation ensue, showcasing their laid-back approach to the gaming experience.
😅 Hilarious Drunken Fight Simulator: Unexpected Challenges
The gaming challenge takes a comedic turn with Drunken Fight Simulator, featuring exaggerated movements and humorous interactions between the contestants. Despite struggling with the controls and experiencing glitches, the game adds a lighthearted touch to the competitive atmosphere.
😆 Tekken 8 Showdown: Unfamiliar Territory
The contestants dive into Tekken 8, selecting characters and attempting to navigate the game's mechanics. With limited experience and comical commentary, they stumble through the match, showcasing their willingness to embrace unfamiliar gaming territory.
😂 Towerful Tactics: Comedic Gameplay and Control Challenges
The gaming challenge continues with Towerful, featuring humorous commentary and control challenges. As the contestants navigate through the game's mechanics, they encounter unexpected obstacles and comedic moments, adding to the entertaining dynamic of the competition.
🤔 GeoGuessr Guessing Game: Canadian Geography Test
The contestants face off in a game of GeoGuessr, testing their knowledge of Canadian geography. With varying degrees of success and humorous commentary, they attempt to pinpoint locations across the country, leading to unexpected results and comedic exchanges.
😬 Tense Breakout Battle: Control Issues and Competitive Spirit
The gaming challenge intensifies with Breakout, as the contestants struggle with control issues and face off in a competitive showdown. Despite setbacks and frustrations, they maintain a spirited rivalry, culminating in a tense and entertaining battle.
🙃 Rock, Paper, Scissors Drama: Unexpected Turn of Events
The gaming challenge concludes with a dramatic game of Rock, Paper, Scissors, as the contestants vie for victory. Amidst playful banter and unexpected strategies, the game takes an unexpected turn, leading to a surprising outcome and a humorous exchange.
Mindmap
Keywords
💡Brovver Pro
💡Battleship
💡Beat Saber
💡Mario Kart
💡Drunken Fight Simulator
💡Tekken
💡Towerfall
💡Geoguesser
💡Breakout
💡Rock Paper Scissors
💡Tetris
Highlights
The brover pro is a competition to determine who is the better gamer.
The competition consists of a best of nine format, with 10 games to choose from across three categories.
The first game played is Battleship, where the first person to hit loses according to a well-studied theory.
The competitors have different strategies for placing their Battleship pieces, with one preferring to avoid the edges.
The competitors engage in friendly banter and trash talk throughout the games.
In Beat Saber, one player performs impressively without music, showcasing their skill.
The competitors struggle with the controls and gameplay mechanics in games like Mario Kart and Drunken Fight Simulator.
In a heated game of Tekken 8, one player accuses the other of being a cheater due to their surprising moves.
The competitors showcase their knowledge of Canada in a game of GeoGuesser, with one player narrowly winning.
In a game of Towerfall, one player's unconventional strategy of jumping on the opponent's head proves effective.
The competitors discuss their personal preferences and habits, such as showering and bathing routines, during a game of Rock Paper Scissors.
The final game to determine the winner is a best of five Rock Paper Scissors, with the loser having to tweet on the winner's account.
The loser graciously accepts their fate and engages in good-natured ribbing, showing their sportsmanship.
Throughout the competition, the competitors demonstrate a wide range of emotions, from intense focus to lighthearted laughter.
The brover pro is a unique and entertaining blend of friendly competition, humor, and gaming skill.
Transcripts
today we are doing a brover pro the goal
very simply is to find out who the
better gamer is but you might be
wondering how do we do that and the
answer is simple we are going to play a
best of nine AKA first of five games and
we have 10 total games to choose from
they're split across three sections a
neutral category which either of us have
a chance of winning the games there are
Battleship pong rock paper scissors and
Tetris and then we have games that
Advantage us so you have three games
we're going to get into in a little bit
and then I have three games that I
should be a little better at the first
win five games of these total is our
champion and then they get to tweet on
the losers account make sense I'm down
all right so for our first game
tradition okay we always start with
Battleship okay all right you placing
your ships um yeah okay I'm going to do
something [ __ ] crazy check out what
I'm [ __ ] doing right now I'm a
[ __ ] I'm a [ __ ] psychopath oh yeah
that's clever that is [ __ ] clever
right there I would like to go e what's
the final number available I'd like to
go E10 okay
yes you know what I I like that EO let's
go E2 are you sure yep that's a
hit lucky lucky guess but lonus did you
know there is a very well studied Theory
with Battleship yeah that the first
person to hit loses no oh okay people
who shoot are often scared to get shot
at the same location pause
yeah we forgot to play with the correct
rules you were allowed to shoot again
cuz you hit oh um
D2
swing and a miss all right there's a
theory yeah
okay E2 just take your hip but there's a
second part to the theory yes D2 yeah no
I mean obviously I wasn't going to guess
from the same come on really you know
what I really like H1 that's a Miss okay
E3 E3 is a hit
M E4 E4 is a hit and sunk I sunk your
Destroyer My Submarine he just learned
the names of the ships actually earlier
this afternoon I know them all now
c4 oh C4 always blows up in your face
Miss okay feel big when you talk to me
like that um I mean yeah you know it's
good for a game with so little strategy
I feel like I'm thinking an awful lot
let's go D9
has no [ __ ] clue that is a Miss let's
go D9 why you keep doing this stuff you
hit me I knew it I knew it I knew it
lonus and you know what the thing is
you're against putting ships on the edge
d8 d8 that's a Miss [ __ ] sorry brother
let's go
with
G2 no I'm going to pick a different one
all right you hit let's go with picking
up the yellow I3 no okay that's a hit oh
okay good um I'm going to do F6 that's a
Miss that's a miss you missed idiot C9
C9 is a hit lovely C8 per chance C8 is a
Miss dastardly B2 B2 is a
hit B4 B4 is a hit B5 is a hit not a
sink not a sink
E9 E9 is a hit F9 that's a Miss F9 is a
Miss have yeah F9 is a Miss but I didn't
syn I didn't I hit C9 D9 E9 and that's
not a snc that's not a SN you [ __ ] up
somewhere no you [ __ ] up royally yes
you did yes you did I didn't you must
have I didn't B6 uh B6 is hitting Sun I
sunk your carrier yes that carries the
ships no it carries planes
almost [ __ ] that up such a [ __ ]
ID
E8 uh e E8 is a Miss what do you have I
don't know man I uh how does that make
sense I don't know man you E8 is a Miss
I don't know what to tell you wait what
how does this make and I didn't
sink is he lying to me look at me is he
lying he's not lying to me doesn't make
sense uh okay so I sunk two ships your
submarine and your carrier and I hit
three on the right in a row but I didn't
think anything right but I shot F9 and I
missed and I shot B9 and I missed you
didn't shoot
B9 rewind the
tapes
B9 yeah that's a hit okay so that's a
syn that's a sink I've sunk your
battleship Battleship yes lonus Linus
lonus you are in trouble
I2 I2 is a
hit he hates the edges so much it's so
obvious H2 H2 is hitting
oh that's huge for me yeah that's pretty
big hold up I think I know where you
went wait look at me for a second I'm
not looking at you look at
me
I8 I8 is a hit okay now hold on a second
your strategy is so rudimentary here
lonus I thought this was a neutral game
you have a strategy you set up ships
with equal spacing away and almost equal
flipping and and horizontal you know
perpendicularity if you will it I I I I
can see the board and check this out
check this out just to prove it yeah
this ship is going horizontally not
touching the edge it's I9 uh that's a
hit it's i7 that's a Miss oh you have
one turn to make magic happen good luck
all right well let's start with E3 that
is a hit yeah uh let's go with E4 that
is a SN you have sunk my submarine all
right see you later submarine G4 that is
a hit you have sunk my other submarine
he it's a destroyer anyway um I have two
submarines okay helps with Naval Combat
um have two so
I2 that's a Miss
bummer good sir can I go I 10 and that's
it that's a
game pleasure GG this is my board so the
one that you didn't start on two the one
that I didn't start was was tricky yeah
yeah tricky cuz you did catch on that I
had a two thing going yeah but you
didn't Venture North and I put one on
Three yeah all right yeah no I'm telling
you this is like if AI were to develop a
battleship opening it' be this where
would you like to take us okay right
loser picks that's right so I should
probably get a W under my belt here I
would recommend that why don't we go
with be saer okay so what should we go
with folks we could do fitbeat I mean
you're fit right yeah all right let's do
fitbeat Expert Plus okay sure yeah
whatever play it then we get see him try
this
[ __ ] wait okay he missed
one okay why when is he even [ __ ]
hitting them I can't hear the song so
it's actually so much more intense
entertaining from my point view watching
someone play Beat saer no
music okay no no meeme he's actually
doing tricks on
it it's really jittery oh okay my turn
all right right good luck imagine I get
it done okay are you ready here we go
get your mind blown and your world
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rocked I was trying what the [ __ ] was
that [ __ ] give me a few more attempts I
probably get there but you just to make
the competition even I'll I'll give it
to you this time sure give it to this
time all right well done well done you
you you know what you look good out
there thank you so that means
technically you want a point yes which
means it's my turn to pick a game all
right so you going to go straight for uh
smash actually I'm going to play Mario
Cart okay bro unironically pick Mario
and
Yoshi I I don't know the meta for this
game at all that's crazy bro the only
Mario Karts that I've played I played a
little bit of N64 and then I played a
bunch of Mario Kart DS that's it and you
just picked like the most basic two
characters rules of buio Kart you are
not allowed to drink while driving you
must decide come to a stop then drink uh
yeah what are the
controls you know what lonus let's play
like this you don't have to even
drink for health H for
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health so much it hurts so much it's the
worst P ever had of my life oh my my God
this is what a second me feels like okay
I think I'm going to lose this pretty
bad yeah it's going to be [ __ ]
horrible yeah can't give me a second
beer oh my goodness there's bumps all
over the map and everything I don't even
know what's going on there's meatballs
there's giant meatballs what you what do
you a child like Whimsy where are you
seeing meatballs I i' I've seen
meatballs going down the mountain bro
that's a boulder well yeah it's a
meatball Boulder It's Made Of
Meatballs what is this lore you're
putting in so how hard are you going to
like stunt on me here I'm going to go
for a second beer you're going to go for
a second beer sir a second beer is just
hit the towers you remember 911 yeah
where were you I was in my bedroom
that's a suspicious Alibi are you sure
you were in your bedroom I very sure I
was in my bedroom I'm worried what line
is did on 911 how old were you I'm 37 no
on 911 2001 23 years ago 14 14 oh I
don't trust him I thought you were going
to drink a second beer I okay oh so
you're just going to stop right at the
Finish Line I and then you're going to
chug it yeah it seems like kind of a
hack to just chug the whole thing see I
thought I was being you know kind of
abusing the rules and stuff but then it
turned out you were going to do exactly
the same thing I mean you got to give
him credit guy's a gamer although I
would like to point out that I had a
higher overall volume of liquid the
first time Dam give me a thr beer oh my
God imagine you are not even
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damn GG it's a win for me which means it
is once again your MTH pck I mean if we
don't do drunken fight simulator after
you've had two beer I think we're not
really doing it right it is fitting it
is fitting we're going to jump right
into it raw okay a best of five am I the
guy on the [ __ ] ground right now yeah
is that you moving I'm not sure look you
asked me for games that would be fun for
the stream how do you move I don't I
don't think it's supposed to be quite
this bad what is this [ __ ] game now I
can't turn around my guy will not turn
around I I really think it might be
broken if you're in front of me right
now I'd [ __ ] kick your teeth in I'd
kick your [ __ ] teeth in dude we're
doing practice together we look like
we're in a [ __ ] martial arts class
for 50-year-old retirees I'm coming you
know what no no I got a plan are you ass
kicking me what is it were you kicking
me with your ass is that your big plan
look I came up with a plan you don't
have to like the plan but you got to
respect the
plan good luck catching me how the [ __ ]
did you do that come at me bro Bo boom
boom let's go [ __ ] that was a good
kick I'll give you that it was a good
kick lonus I'm coming back to the
cage dude I I I'm losing no fence man
I'm losing no [ __ ] fence out
here dude dude there's no way there's no
[ __ ] way I spent that much time
trying to get to you and then you jumped
over the fence
again you're pissing me off oh man okay
so can I can I be a stack with you yeah
keep it a stack I have 300 hours in this
game no I'm I'm kidding I would be sad
for you if
I mine is the worst [ __ ] game I've
ever played in my [ __ ] life I promise
you it is the worst i' would rather play
Nintendo dmca simulator than
[Laughter]
this let's
go it doesn't have an animation that's
it that's the end
the end of the game is I just lie dead
on the floor why did you recommend this
game
f oh man I never played teken eight in
my damn life you know what I'm going
Nina n Willam Nina vers Panda yeah okay
I think we know what would happen in the
real
world I would beat you as the panda yeah
probably going somewhere going some you
have a gun yeah yeah why am I so sexual
wow that is that is some furry [ __ ]
right there okay so it's a best of five
I need figure I need to figure out the
controls uh I okay
I I mean well that's good
now what was that a heat smash
apparently what you what are you doing
on the ground there P I'm I'm I am
checking my controls here realize you're
lying down on the ground I don't even
know how to jump were you baiting me for
a rage were you baiting oh you blocked
it I know by accident honestly how do
you grab I don't
know all right someone help me with the
controls I don't know how to jump d-pad
up it's not doing it it worked for me
you have to hold it what you got to hold
it I'm telling you that's stupid people
don't jump in this game apparently
you're dumb all right well that's
fine wait
time oh buzzer beater what I beat you in
the last [ __ ] second I think it's
pretty clear what's happening in this
one [ __ ] Jesus [ __ ]
Christ oh
[ __ ] I put you in a little [ __ ] ball
what is this bye-bye bye-bye now am I
dead no but you're about to be not
uhoh how' you figure out how to do it I
was spamming buttons how the [ __ ] did
you figure that out oh I I had the
controller settings
up oh sorry oh that was cheesy wow no
I'll take some hits I'll take some hits
hit me you five seconds hit me I can't
hit
me all right GG lus it's not your game
I'm going to say that no definitely not
hey let's go back to taking two days
that's fine that means I get to pick the
game so right now the score is 3 to2 in
my favor and you want to go towerful
yeah let's go towerful okay let's do it
what do you think what do you think I
look the most like Assassin Prince
that's the nicest thing you ever said to
me in my life oh my God these controls
though all right oh this is man this is
going to mess with
me wo wo wo that was L2 L R2 R2
R2 okay all right all right I'm I'm
getting this I'm getting this these
controls being different is I mean just
think of it like an Xbox controller are
they're the same as Xbox no it's not
yeah why would R2 be Pa it is
silly where'd you go yeah you got me he
jumped on my head that kills you oh yeah
having my jump button be fire and my
fire button be jumped is actually a
really big problem jump on your
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head no reverse let's go you're a little
rat you're a little rat I feel like I
play Cool in a
way oh wait hold up I actually meant to
do that that was rough I did a drop
through left shot while falling dude
yeah that was awesome you did
good so those are drill arrows look if
I'm not going to use my knowledge of the
game to win kind of like you did and
then I'm not really playing BR versus
right I hear you look at his posture
he's like dude shut up shut up I don't
even give a [ __ ] I don't even give a
[ __ ] I tried to dodge again
oh my God this is how I win a bro vers
bro I get into his [ __ ] head I set
him up with the worst setup of all
time that hesi was crazy check out the
hesi though in the replay look at this I
held
it that hesy was crazy so this is my
last life if I lose uh a little bit okay
I got to play smart okay I'm not going
to lie you're in a little bit touble
here oh not bad not bad not bad Mr hug
sorry look I have to I I have to try to
win the ones I how how do your arrows
[ __ ] do that I mean yours do too you
just have to like have a line of sight
to me I think it'd be a little more fun
if I were to beat you at geoguesser
Canada cuz you're famously Canadian am I
famously Canadian I mean I am Canadian I
mean you say buddy and you talk about
Vancouver hey how's it going there buddy
that's what I'm saying so you see this
right now this is Canada sorry this is
not Canada this could be anywhere in the
world this is somewhere okay what you
need to do simply based off your
knowledge you would have to figure out
where you are so where would you think
this is just a gut shot uh I would say
this is rural United States somewhere so
you just click where you think it
is and then you get a score based off
the distance from the actual location so
it's actually Michigan okay not a bad
guess you got half the total score you
could get all right so are you scared by
how close I was 750 6 mil that's how far
we live from each other in the real
world and I don't go to your house on
weekends for
dinner the only other piece of info I'll
give you is um Good Luck okay sure all
right see you later oh man I'm down to
30 seconds I got no idea I'm in the most
generic ass suburb of all time oh man
okay screw it we're in um let's say
London Ontario see if I can even find
that oh crap where okay we're in Thunder
Bay good enough
well we are not off to a good start that
is like 30 mil from where I live okay
well this one's this one's a little bit
too
easy really New Brunswick all right all
right I can pull this together I can
pull this
together okay what do we got what do we
got here oh oh heck yeah Pro nest
whatever okay I know that we're around
here somewhere
okay you know what close enough who whoa
whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa okay well one
of these where's where the hell is
Lindsay okay screw it I'm just going to
go here and hope for the best all right
nailed it 62 miles that first one man
that was rough this just looks like
rural butt [ __ ] could be anywhere I mean
that they don't even have concrete on
the
road 342 mil all right I got 10,300
points my biggest problem was the the
first one I was way off and
embarrassingly the spot was like 50 mi
from home you move a lot faster than me
this is definitely feeling East Coast
suburbs I'm going to go Quebec I'm going
to go just outside of
Ottawa all right what was your score I
forget doesn't really matter burn
Burnham Thor in Miss
missa Miss Saga burn Burnham Thorp in
Miss Sagwa
Miss Saga sounds like a North name Miss
Saga it's pronounced Miss Saga but yeah
pretty good oh mailed it 4,900 points
okay I'm in trouble now that's juicy
that is a juicy that's a that's a wor so
back guess I should have moved a lot
faster call me crazy I'm going to go
back to
Calgary oh 705 area code that's
Calgary
nice no you got signs here you got this
you got this got see means Canada Chris
Cur Curtis a progressive Conservative
candidate for Dartmouth South I'm a
little stressed out I actually don't
think
I'm Canadian recycling hey
thanks okay that's a good guess that's a
good guess I'll take that Nova Scotia
Nova Scotia I need to [ __ ] this oh I
could win chill chill chill I didn't
realize how few points you get for being
really far away chill chill chill it
does it say Manitoba it looks like it
says Manitoba it does say Manitoba so
let's go to Manitoba which is really
[ __ ] big the 9 South and the 4 East
to Selkirk setk right there oh he's got
this he's got this there and there's the
four wait what was lus to score
10,324 so if my number is higher than
that I win I think you got it I think
you got
it all right GG that's crazy that's
crazy easy GG oh my God I can't believe
I screwed up that first one oh my god
dude the Vancouver mess up well okay
lonus because of that the score is now
4-3 it's not over you seemed ejected
like you lost I get to pick the next
game all right you know what let's go
with the game of my generation Hong I
was afraid you'd say
that oh no okay I got 12 bricks it's not
bad I'm breaked up watching
you some [ __ ] high octane
gaming what was that it glitches through
the corners they didn't design them
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well that was a great round that was a
great
round you're so close to getting through
the back
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layer
No
102 oh boy boy I'm in trouble boys I'm
in trouble boys he's got control he's
got control of the brick Crusher dot
he's got he's got dot
control okay all right fine that's
fine I'm in
trouble I'm lean It In fairness to him
the controls are really laggy if you
guys can see it through the camera it
means it's that much worse in real life
some of you are Philistines but a lot of
you were able to see it through the
camera Philistine means you believe in
Jesus
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no dude I almost got that you can't
freaking be like little snickering
noises cuz it made me think about it
okay I'll be quiet I'll be quiet shut
the [ __ ] up shut up lius no lius stop
[Music]
it [ __ ] [ __ ] you [ __ ] you
[Music]
can I say two things yeah first off it
wasn't laggy it's really laggy it's not
laggy look it's super laggy it's it's
instant watch watch this finger flick
again and it starts moving that is
really bad blood might be right look you
can't argue with me about input leg what
can I argue with you about I mean lots
of things you could argue with me about
uh vasectomies he doesn't respect me I
don't think he can
come all right lonus yes you beat me in
breakout I did it's four to four it's
four to four we have two options you
lost the last game so you get to pick
right yep and we have two options okay
we can either play a game known as
Tetris or we can settle this like men
okay best of five RPS winner tweets on
the losers account would I want to even
tweet on his account the hard
are wow that's a low blow didn't think
you were here winner of this RPS wins
the BR bro is considered the better game
but it doesn't make sense why cuz it's
not even a I mean is it not a game I
mean it's the ultimate game it's the
game of the mind there's zero technical
input involved there's no lag you know
what honestly I'm happy to have made it
this far because unlike some people I
don't play video games for a living
who's he talking about Rock Paper
Scissors
Shoot Rock Paper Scissors Shoot you're a
crazy [ __ ] Rock Paper Scissors Shoot
really you're just going to rock the
whole thing all right that's fine that's
fine that's good I got to switch Rock
Paper Scissors
Shoot Rock Paper Scissors
Shoot holy [ __ ] Rock Paper Scissors
Shoot wow scissors what is your [ __ ]
Dark Twisted mind thinking about I don't
know man Rock Paper Scissors
Shoot that's brutal you're in my [ __ ]
head right now man not though chill out
Rock Paper Scissors
Shoot you're sick [ __ ] who goes Rock
there I no I don't know how to I don't
play this game stop beating me and
saying you don't play the game this is a
game for my
kids look at
me look at me dude oh that's weird you
can't make that face what face that's e
it's really gross why you say he was my
sexy face can I ask one question I I
really don't think that's part of the
game do you shower in the morning or not
I'm a night time shower let's go okay
Rock Paper Scissors
Shoot do you sometimes shower in the day
uh very occasionally it's [ __ ]
obvious I actually bath more than I
shower though so I guess I can that's
why is your heart not racing fast I'm no
I'm stressed I I want to win I like
winning okay chill Rock Paper Scissors
Shoot GG [ __ ] L is no I lost to a
[ __ ] Boomer
I I really was not I was not expecting
this because as I said already I'm not
really a gamer do you know how [ __ ]
sad it is to lose you and then have a
speech be told about how you don't even
play video games you're you were you you
played a good game of rock paper
scissors I don't don't you can't beat me
and then say that you know how many
[ __ ] months I'm going to hear how I
lost to a boomer well you get a tweet on
my account you get a tweet you something
in mind Hey Von do you want to pick
something you guys don't have to decide
right now you can wait if you want and
forget about it it's not a big deal if
you guys want to skip it too honestly I
was drunk throughout this whole really
count okay she just wants to work okay
you know what I'm going to let chat
decide then they're all just going to
say hard R you're asking my chat what to
say just going to say hard art wow this
is actually pretty good I must be
uncircumcised the way that
Jesus that's that's the kind of probably
tweet anyway dude I know I wouldn't what
do you think I am a sick F he just read
out a tweet that said I must be
uncircumcised the way this cheese piling
up and then he said you would tweet that
anyway which is like one of the most
insulting things yeah loving this new
vasectomy dick cheese is a problem of my
past yeah we got to we got to have fun
okay this this is fun it's not fun to
win unless you like really rub it in
LT is that is that what you want to be
attached
to lonus thank you so much for being on
my stream I pray it's the last
time H that was fun yeah yeah no it was
definitely uh an experience
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