We Got PROMOTED To Division 1!

angryginge13
3 Apr 202415:24

Summary

TLDRThe transcript appears to be a lively and dynamic conversation revolving around a football club's activities, including player interactions, match strategies, and internal team dynamics. It highlights the club's promotion to a higher division, the camaraderie among players, and the challenges they face, such as threats and disagreements. The dialogue is filled with humor, passion, and a strong sense of community, showcasing the dedication and spirit of the club members.

Takeaways

  • 📌 The speaker expresses concerns about his hairline and uses a product to address it.
  • 🏆 The team is discussing their performance and strategies for upcoming games, including playoffs.
  • 🚨 A player receives a threat if he scores a hat-trick, which the speaker seems to be involved in.
  • 🎮 There's mention of a YouTube channel and content being uploaded without permission.
  • 💬 The speaker emphasizes the importance of listening to fans and playing for oneself, not for others.
  • ⏰ Issues with punctuality and consequences for being late are discussed among the team members.
  • 🎉 The team has achieved promotion, and the speaker dedicates it to the fans and community.
  • 🤝 There's a mention of a player's contract situation and negotiations, with a firm stance taken by the speaker.
  • 🎤 The speaker addresses rumors and emphasizes the need for focus on the next game.
  • 🏃 A player is mentioned as being unbeaten since joining, contributing to the team's success.
  • 📢 The speaker discusses the team's future plans and potential changes, including a possible stadium change.

Q & A

  • What was the main reason for the discussion about hairlines among the characters?

    -The characters were jokingly comparing their hairlines and using it as a point of banter, with one character using a black spray to cover up his hairline.

  • Why was the player unable to play in the game mentioned in the script?

    -The player received a threat from individuals wearing ski masks and norace jackets, warning him that if he scored a hat trick, they would break his ankles.

  • What was the significance of the message from Center back baton?

    -Center back baton informed the group that he would not be playing that day due to an incident involving masked individuals, which had left him feeling threatened.

  • How did the characters react to the news of Center back baton's situation?

    -The characters expressed concern and disbelief, with some suspecting who might be behind the threats and others empathizing with baton's predicament.

  • What was the general attitude towards the upcoming game and the team's performance?

    -The characters were confident and motivated, discussing strategies and expressing their determination to win, despite some disagreements and banter.

  • What was the significance of the mention of 'div one' in the conversation?

    -Reaching 'div one' was a goal for the team, indicating a level of achievement and success in their gaming endeavors.

  • How did the characters address the issue of tardiness within the group?

    -They had a strict policy where being late could result in being 'gifted' or temporarily removed from the group, showing a commitment to punctuality and discipline.

  • What was the context of the discussion about contracts and playing for the team?

    -One of the characters was pushing for a contract, but the manager insisted that the player should play for the love of the game and the team, not for financial gain or a formal contract.

  • What was the atmosphere like among the group when they achieved their goal of promotion?

    -The atmosphere was described as exceptional and electric, with the characters expressing excitement, gratitude towards their supporters, and a sense of accomplishment.

  • What was the role of the fans and community in the team's journey?

    -The fans and community played a crucial role in supporting the team, contributing to a positive atmosphere and helping the team achieve their goals.

  • How did the characters plan to handle future games and challenges?

    -They planned to maintain a strong and united front, emphasizing the importance of communication, teamwork, and taking advantage of opportunities in games.

Outlines

00:00

🤣 Chaotic Club Dynamics and Personal Struggles

The paragraph revolves around the humorous and chaotic inner workings of a club, with members discussing various personal and professional issues. The narrative begins with a player's attempt to cover his hairline with a black spray, symbolizing his insecurity. The conversation then shifts to a player named Center back baton, who is unable to play due to threats from individuals in ski masks and norace jackets. The speaker suspects someone named 'Te' as the mastermind behind the threats. The discussion also touches on the club's performance in the playoffs, with the speaker expressing a desire for a better stream and improved mentality among the team. The paragraph ends with a reflection on the club's weight loss and a critique of a player's performance.

05:03

🏆 Triumphs and Challenges in Club Management

This paragraph delves into the triumphs and challenges faced by the club. The speaker expresses love for his fellow club member 'Philly' and discusses the authority given to him. The conversation then moves to the club's strategy in an upcoming game, emphasizing the importance of avoiding red cards and maintaining a strong team spirit. The speaker also highlights the club's ability to bounce back from setbacks, as exemplified by their promotion to Division One despite missing a key player named 'Jazza'. The paragraph concludes with a reflection on the club's unbeaten streak and the positive team vibe, despite the absence of a player who is rumored to be moving to Watford Stadium.

10:04

💬 Contract Negotiations and Club Loyalty

The focus of this paragraph is on contract negotiations and the loyalty within the club. The speaker addresses a player known as 'Ginger SC y k t' and makes it clear that there will be no contract, emphasizing that the player should play out of love for the game rather than for a contract. The speaker also discusses the club's promotion and the challenges of managing the team. The conversation touches on the potential of changing the club's image and the speaker's willingness to engage in a direct conversation with a player named 'G'. The paragraph ends with the speaker's determination to confront a player who has been dropped to the reserves and his readiness to meet with the player to discuss the situation.

15:05

🤑 Player Valuations and Club Promotions

This paragraph discusses the financial aspects of club management, including player valuations and promotions. The speaker humorously puts a price tag on a player named 'chazer', highlighting his perceived inadequacies. The conversation then shifts to the club's recent promotion and the speaker's gratitude towards the fans and community for their support. The speaker also addresses rumors about a player moving to Manchester and expresses disappointment in the player's performance. The paragraph concludes with the speaker's dedication of the club's promotion to the fans and a call for other clubs in need of a left back to consider their player 'chazza'.

Mindmap

Keywords

💡Pro Clubs

Pro Clubs is a game mode within the FIFA video game series by EA Sports where players create an avatar and compete in online matches, controlling a single player rather than an entire team. This term is central to the video's theme, as the narrative revolves around a group of players discussing their experiences and strategies within this mode. For example, discussions about playing positions, game outcomes, and team strategies are all related to their involvement in Pro Clubs.

💡Hairline

In the context of this video, 'hairline' appears to be a recurring joke among the players, likely referring to the receding hairlines of one or more team members. This term illustrates the camaraderie and banter present within the group, contributing to the video's lighthearted and informal tone. Jokes about spraying 'that black thing on it' indicate how personal appearance topics are humorously incorporated into their interactions.

💡Ski masks and norace jackets

This phrase is part of a humorous anecdote shared among the players, implying a fictional scenario where a team member is threatened by individuals in ski masks and norace jackets to not participate in a game session. It showcases the imaginative and playful storytelling within the group, enhancing the narrative's entertainment value and depicting a tight-knit community with a shared sense of humor.

💡Playoffs

The term 'playoffs' refers to the competitive stage in sports and games that determines the ultimate winner after the regular season has ended. In the video, the mention of being 'back in the playoffs' suggests a crucial point in their Pro Clubs season where the team's performance can lead to higher ranks or divisions. It signifies the competitive aspect of the game, highlighting the players' aspirations and challenges.

💡Division one (div one)

Division one represents the highest level or rank in the Pro Clubs mode, where the most skilled teams compete. The video's dialogue about striving to start in div one or achieving promotion to it underlines the team's ambition and success in the game. It serves as a benchmark for their performance and a goal that motivates the players.

💡Hospitality

Mention of watching from 'Hospitality' likely refers to the premium seating sections in real-world sports stadiums, used here metaphorically to describe a player observing the game from a privileged perspective. This term enriches the narrative by borrowing elements from professional sports to depict the video game experience, adding a layer of realism to their virtual achievements.

💡Contract and trial

These terms are used within the context of sports and games to describe formal agreements between players and clubs. In the video, discussions about contracts and trials mimic professional sports dealings, illustrating how seriously the group takes their participation in Pro Clubs. It adds a layer of depth to the narrative, portraying the game as more than just a pastime by incorporating elements of professional sports management.

💡Mascot

The term 'mascot' is humorously applied to a team member, suggesting a role that is more about team spirit and morale than actual gameplay. This highlights the social dynamics within the group, where members play unique roles that contribute to the team's identity and cohesion, even extending into jest and light-hearted mockery.

💡Sky Sports

Reference to 'Sky Sports', a major sports broadcaster, in the context of a fictional interview, is used to parody professional sports media coverage. It elevates the narrative, humorously comparing their Pro Clubs endeavors to real-world sports events, thus blurring the lines between virtual and real-world sports prestige and recognition.

💡Promotion

In sports leagues, 'promotion' refers to moving up to a higher division as a result of successful performance. The video's discussion about achieving promotion to div one is a central theme, symbolizing the team's progress and success. It serves as a narrative milestone, representing the culmination of the group's efforts and teamwork in the Pro Clubs mode.

Highlights

HP creating a Twitter account for his Pro, Clubs

Discussion about hair care and insecurity

Center back baton's message about not playing today due to threats

Threats involving ski masks and norace jackets

Suspicions about who might be behind the threats

Preparations for the next game and playoffs

CH losing weight and photo evidence

Concerns about performance and missed opportunities

Streaming and content copyright issues

Voice note from a center back and its implications

Division one promotion and team dynamics

Handling of latecomers and dog references

Team communication and fan engagement

Player contract negotiations and authority

Promotion celebration and fan acknowledgment

Player trials and contract discussions

Rumors and changes at Watford Stadium

Team strategy and player positions

Interview with Gary banworth and promotion感想

Chaz's performance and fan interaction

Community growth and support appreciation

Transcripts

00:00

HP has created a a Twitter for his Pro

00:04

Clubs who does he think he is are you

00:06

lot insecure about your hairlines no cuz

00:08

I don't have a bad oh is bad that's why

00:10

I spray that black thing on it you know

00:12

thing like ink thing I'm to say why am

00:17

iess Billy Billy's got the he's got the

00:20

fullback staying back while

00:23

attacking have you just described his

00:26

hairline is full stay while attacking I

00:28

actually had a message from

00:30

um Center back baton what's up gaffa

00:33

unfortunately I'm not going to be

00:34

playing today this morning woke up

00:36

around half SE got about 3 hours fall

00:38

asleep and there was some people with

00:39

ski masks wearing norace jackets I don't

00:42

know what it's that about and literally

00:44

threatened me saying if I'm to tap hat

00:46

in G and turf for this session they'll

00:49

break my ankles he don't sound good and

00:50

I I think I know he's behind it I feel

00:52

like that the name that comes to mind

00:53

for me it starts with a te yeah it

00:55

starts with a te as well in the next

00:56

game we're back in the

00:58

playoffs basically the same position

01:00

we've been in for the last 5 days I

01:02

think it makes a better stream tomorrow

01:03

if we uh if we start in div one is it we

01:05

got win first it's already done mate no

01:08

this is what I mean we can't have that

01:09

sort of

01:14

mentality bagging goals on an off the

01:16

pitch watching from Hospitality tonight

01:18

with the misses come on boys ashg and

01:20

turf CH has lost a lot of weight unless

01:22

it's an old

01:23

photo

01:28

ball the

01:33

I think it's disgraceful I we've not won

01:35

one yet filler penen if you miss it

01:37

though you're not having another oh

01:40

confidence get in

01:42

baby the red it there you

01:48

go oh you

01:52

lucky

01:54

no we didn't want to feed them a little

01:56

bit of belief before half time there

01:57

switch on now when

02:01

you it trust me

02:05

get I'm that no I'm not with the way we

02:07

seeing games out we offer entertaining

02:09

football not that right listen

02:11

everything everyone all

02:14

right it's not it's not all right not

02:16

all right come and sit on the bench what

02:18

word we before we go into the next game

02:19

I'm going to be honest with you you're

02:20

late one minute your mom's backing shut

02:22

up he taking the my dog's called yeah

02:24

man when you're late it's turn gifted to

02:26

the owner I'm not the only one that

02:28

turns up late in that hey today no no l

02:31

Luke was on time Luke might have been

02:32

busy yesterday doing what it's 17 he

02:34

ain't got out to do he might have been

02:35

throwing

02:36

darts

02:40

D if I seem to come across a moment

02:43

where I paid £250 for missing a game and

02:46

then some someone else does it and they

02:47

don't get that same F I'm going to do

02:49

some really bad to one of your family

02:50

members right but look at the chat l l

02:53

Jin L ging listen to the fans because

02:56

you don't do it for the people do are

02:57

you Ginger you do it for yourself

02:59

because you're selfish stop chewing on

03:01

that pen like it's Phil's yeah put it

03:04

down yeah and start your system out I

03:07

know for a fact he didn't mean that and

03:08

a got the better of him and he said

03:10

something he sincerely regrets I hope so

03:12

cuz I'm going to start listening to the

03:13

version of gr with a in

03:17

it oh no she oh they're in oh what on

03:20

Earth are our center backs doing

03:23

here oh that's be poor defending from

03:27

you there hind mate I expect

03:28

better the worst ball I've ever

03:32

what what a

03:40

[Music]

03:46

ball it there's a YouTube channel you

03:48

need to copyright with me as well we'll

03:50

report it as well just literally

03:52

uploading our our content the link will

03:54

go around to what if um if H is playing

03:56

the

03:57

en oh my goodness I'd like you to listen

04:00

to this uh this voice note that I got

04:02

from one of our center

04:05

[Music]

04:08

backs that's interesting considering you

04:11

said you'd send three masked men wearing

04:13

Bal lavas around to his house and

04:14

threaten his kids that's absolutely

04:16

crazy I wouldn't wish that I'm a worst

04:17

eneme nothing to do with you is it not

04:19

absolutely nothing to do with me mate he

04:21

get to division one and run into sford

04:24

yeah go in on that twitch live and slap

04:26

him off ging's head I genuinely I will I

04:30

genuinely will I will the Ed on the

04:34

edge oh my God my God I see things that

04:39

no one else can off no it's

04:46

silly

04:47

take pH

04:58

yesst what

05:02

horrible

05:03

anging I leave one on him this is what

05:06

he

05:07

does down F down oh

05:14

my oh Philly I love you phly I love you

05:19

brother that brotherly

05:21

love we can't M him cuz I gave him full

05:24

authority to do that no he's going to

05:25

chip it he's going to chip it yeah I

05:27

reckon so as well he's not he said it on

05:29

stream he's watching

05:31

told you I told you goke Keepers left I

05:33

want someone getting sent off this game

05:34

send the message out to them last two

05:36

people we played in the next two games

05:38

that we're not here to about I will well

05:41

in

05:43

L he wants

05:45

it want to win the ball then wants his

05:48

legs all right take the win

05:52

boys the only time you just go next

05:55

match I I put skill points on yeah sound

05:57

boys we quit don't even have his player

06:01

oh my God my God the strikers literally

06:05

just scor to leave

06:07

no name Maverick great

06:10

football it was it oh my

06:18

god dog give that

06:22

dog not a joke mate one more filler

06:25

shoot one more yeah and this is what we

06:28

can do CU as much as he to sit here and

06:30

shoot and try and take all the glory

06:32

there I thought no's been playing well

06:34

let's get him a

06:37

goal come on swi up now what is he

06:41

looking at cuz I will do it man best oh

06:44

my

06:46

God you're on you're on yes I would

06:49

bounce on your like kangaroo right now H

06:53

say it again baby girl my desk is

06:57

bouncing give it oh

07:00

s me off then send me

07:02

off

07:04

something I'm not ask I'll do

07:06

you what performance performance

07:10

boys we on the match with Jing's

07:15

Army we're all going to

07:18

emble and we'll really take them on when

07:20

we get to Da One and paner won't win any

07:24

trophies hey hey

07:28

sh ah I want to

07:33

know you know how much crens these

07:35

viewers are yet I pulled chaz's bird up

07:37

on stream and I went to 2 and a half K

07:39

they must have had about three between

07:41

them and there's 2 and half thousand of

07:43

them I'm going to this game is yeah last

07:47

game one wi this game we're in div one

07:51

boys

07:54

no what do you mean by

07:58

that

08:01

I'm with you I'm with

08:05

you let me now now he's gone he's gone

08:09

yes has to

08:14

go comes down to this I want you to get

08:17

out there and leave you on the pitch can

08:19

you do that for me please boys I will I

08:21

can I can and I will I can I will you

08:23

can't right now look at me

08:27

ging is in in one more L one

08:39

[Music]

08:44

more right boys boys listen listen 82

08:47

minute we swing in and can see the count

08:49

or we go sh and keep the send it

08:55

up are

08:57

we are we

09:00

in the in the CH in the chat in

09:06

the you always Score

09:09

first

09:12

watching saying we need 20 points for

09:15

playoffs 20 points boys can I just say

09:18

something there by the way that was

09:19

unbelievable I don't think any of us had

09:21

a bad game not one of us and to get man

09:24

of the match on the title deciding game

09:26

is unreal and I'd really just like to

09:28

say I would have been able to do that

09:29

without you guys so thank you so so much

09:32

if you've got drink lad can you all just

09:33

raise it for one minute cuz there's

09:34

someone that we need to TOS to you

09:38

behind can I just also point out I'd

09:41

like to address the elephant in the room

09:42

we have got promoted without jazza I'd

09:45

just like to inquire about my five game

09:47

trial it's up now and I'd like to uh

09:49

start my contract shut up about this

09:51

contract You'll Play Because the team

09:53

needs you I'm not giving you no money if

09:55

you want to play you can go and play I'm

09:56

not giving you no piece of paper to sign

09:58

as far as anyone concerned you're still

10:00

on a trial do you understand that well

10:01

if I had a piece of paper and put it on

10:02

your forehead it probably like cuz you

10:04

look like a big lit flame your big

10:06

Ginger SC y k t can we talk about my

10:09

contract me stop going on about this

10:11

contract you're not getting one you play

10:13

out the kindness of your are and you

10:15

play because you want to play if you

10:16

don't want to play mate you can do one

10:17

all right Goa all right me done I'm me

10:19

office now please thank you your boys

10:21

can I speak to you yeah no yeah give me

10:23

25 Grand a week or what did he give you

10:25

each 35 quid in a job well boys I just

10:27

want to say do you think for 1 minute

10:29

the job at this club is done and you

10:31

need to think again what one door

10:33

open so does another door so does your

10:37

god what what who that me just couple

10:40

rumor Mills going and change Watford

10:43

Stadium

10:45

this

10:48

down it

10:52

time a shoot oh I'm I'm going I'm going

10:57

to go mad

10:59

oh pull it

11:01

back I would I I would love to to be

11:03

honest but end of the day I'm here the

11:04

team can div one

11:12

spirits sorry Boys on I'm so sorry just

11:15

leave it then next if you're going to

11:17

come over from Ireland for a oh boys oh

11:20

my God oh my

11:23

God there's no way oh my God honest to

11:27

God I'm not even being

11:30

I don't think there's a better pressing

11:31

tackling Striker on pro clubs than

11:34

Mead what wow you know L is what happens

11:39

when people when people communicate and

11:41

tell me where to put it I'll put it

11:43

straight there and that's what he's back

11:44

post one

11:48

more get to my house now and I will get

11:50

on my knees right now again just it's

11:53

just a little chat with a G for oh my

11:56

God chat with him a can't there you go

11:59

boys second game let's go said I dare

12:02

lit to revert to Michael van with his

12:04

Michael Van and Turf on

12:17

Thursday

12:20

smash back over back over do it

12:25

[Music]

12:27

now I it no it won't let me jump anyway

12:31

that's another that's another

12:32

conversation

12:39

the take it his own no you know what you

12:44

got ask and question head up head up

12:47

that's a finish up on ourselves tonight

12:49

still unbeaten ja since you've been away

12:52

seven game unbeaten streak playing out

12:53

of our minds and the vibe is unreal so

12:56

it comes from the bottom of my heart

12:58

that I can only B I olizee you are no

13:00

longer in girth and turf unless you want

13:03

to gift 15 Subs wait a minute what if

13:05

you want to gift 15 Subs I can maybe

13:07

find a way for you to get in there yeah

13:08

I just want to know what what kind of

13:10

conversations he having that's to do

13:11

with the managers with all due respect

13:13

mate no he is he is H Char to all right

13:16

well we're just letting him know that

13:17

he's been dropped and he's down to

13:18

reserves now you doing him a favor even

13:20

having this meeting with him I think you

13:22

off CH the five gifted mate April fools

13:25

scammer get

13:27

scammed def

13:30

get we should be by the way yeah we

13:33

should but we keep missing stupid

13:34

chances man got to take the chances boys

13:37

your throat there Luke anything in your

13:38

throat

13:40

gaffa what's What's happen me I don't

13:42

know what rumors are going around right

13:44

but it stops now bro I can't wait to see

13:46

you

13:49

genuinely yeah it'll be good man jokes

13:51

aside if you are about we'll go for M

13:53

Saturday if you had it yeah I can do

13:54

mate yeah let all me no no no you're all

13:57

right Aon say that again boys

14:02

[Music]

14:05

you know what so

14:07

mad if you tried to should the badge

14:14

you what a goal I'll take heyz by the

14:19

way right back man of the match fair

14:20

play and we are live on Sky Sports

14:23

Exchange with myself Gary banworth I am

14:25

joined with the manager of g girl and

14:27

turf of SE today how are we for you okay

14:29

not too good after tonight what more can

14:31

be said the left back chazza he's coming

14:34

back from Manchester by the way I wish

14:35

you have stayed there tonight cuz he was

14:38

absolutely useless well I mean how did

14:40

it feel finally getting into div one

14:42

with G and turf oh it was amazing Tri

14:45

Jin your Tri can someone get him out the

14:47

tunnel please there should be no fans in

14:48

there getting promoted was unbelievable

14:50

we've achieved something that you know

14:52

started this club out four or five days

14:53

ago thought could never have been

14:55

achieved I'd like to say the community

14:56

that we've grown upon as well and the

14:58

supporters that got behind it has been

14:59

absolutely exceptional I'd like to

15:01

dedicate the promotion to all the fans

15:02

in the community any clubs that are out

15:04

there needing a left back or just see

15:07

mascot at this point or maybe even a

15:08

water boy chazer is up for sale coming

15:10

in at approximately £25 and a packet of

15:13

space Raiders don't put him at don't put

15:15

him in your defense though cuz he

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couldn't Mark a four year old spelling

15:18

test thank you very much I theing good

15:22

night

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