We Got PROMOTED To Division 1!
Summary
TLDRThe transcript appears to be a lively and dynamic conversation revolving around a football club's activities, including player interactions, match strategies, and internal team dynamics. It highlights the club's promotion to a higher division, the camaraderie among players, and the challenges they face, such as threats and disagreements. The dialogue is filled with humor, passion, and a strong sense of community, showcasing the dedication and spirit of the club members.
Takeaways
- ๐ The speaker expresses concerns about his hairline and uses a product to address it.
- ๐ The team is discussing their performance and strategies for upcoming games, including playoffs.
- ๐จ A player receives a threat if he scores a hat-trick, which the speaker seems to be involved in.
- ๐ฎ There's mention of a YouTube channel and content being uploaded without permission.
- ๐ฌ The speaker emphasizes the importance of listening to fans and playing for oneself, not for others.
- โฐ Issues with punctuality and consequences for being late are discussed among the team members.
- ๐ The team has achieved promotion, and the speaker dedicates it to the fans and community.
- ๐ค There's a mention of a player's contract situation and negotiations, with a firm stance taken by the speaker.
- ๐ค The speaker addresses rumors and emphasizes the need for focus on the next game.
- ๐ A player is mentioned as being unbeaten since joining, contributing to the team's success.
- ๐ข The speaker discusses the team's future plans and potential changes, including a possible stadium change.
Q & A
What was the main reason for the discussion about hairlines among the characters?
-The characters were jokingly comparing their hairlines and using it as a point of banter, with one character using a black spray to cover up his hairline.
Why was the player unable to play in the game mentioned in the script?
-The player received a threat from individuals wearing ski masks and norace jackets, warning him that if he scored a hat trick, they would break his ankles.
What was the significance of the message from Center back baton?
-Center back baton informed the group that he would not be playing that day due to an incident involving masked individuals, which had left him feeling threatened.
How did the characters react to the news of Center back baton's situation?
-The characters expressed concern and disbelief, with some suspecting who might be behind the threats and others empathizing with baton's predicament.
What was the general attitude towards the upcoming game and the team's performance?
-The characters were confident and motivated, discussing strategies and expressing their determination to win, despite some disagreements and banter.
What was the significance of the mention of 'div one' in the conversation?
-Reaching 'div one' was a goal for the team, indicating a level of achievement and success in their gaming endeavors.
How did the characters address the issue of tardiness within the group?
-They had a strict policy where being late could result in being 'gifted' or temporarily removed from the group, showing a commitment to punctuality and discipline.
What was the context of the discussion about contracts and playing for the team?
-One of the characters was pushing for a contract, but the manager insisted that the player should play for the love of the game and the team, not for financial gain or a formal contract.
What was the atmosphere like among the group when they achieved their goal of promotion?
-The atmosphere was described as exceptional and electric, with the characters expressing excitement, gratitude towards their supporters, and a sense of accomplishment.
What was the role of the fans and community in the team's journey?
-The fans and community played a crucial role in supporting the team, contributing to a positive atmosphere and helping the team achieve their goals.
How did the characters plan to handle future games and challenges?
-They planned to maintain a strong and united front, emphasizing the importance of communication, teamwork, and taking advantage of opportunities in games.
Outlines
๐คฃ Chaotic Club Dynamics and Personal Struggles
The paragraph revolves around the humorous and chaotic inner workings of a club, with members discussing various personal and professional issues. The narrative begins with a player's attempt to cover his hairline with a black spray, symbolizing his insecurity. The conversation then shifts to a player named Center back baton, who is unable to play due to threats from individuals in ski masks and norace jackets. The speaker suspects someone named 'Te' as the mastermind behind the threats. The discussion also touches on the club's performance in the playoffs, with the speaker expressing a desire for a better stream and improved mentality among the team. The paragraph ends with a reflection on the club's weight loss and a critique of a player's performance.
๐ Triumphs and Challenges in Club Management
This paragraph delves into the triumphs and challenges faced by the club. The speaker expresses love for his fellow club member 'Philly' and discusses the authority given to him. The conversation then moves to the club's strategy in an upcoming game, emphasizing the importance of avoiding red cards and maintaining a strong team spirit. The speaker also highlights the club's ability to bounce back from setbacks, as exemplified by their promotion to Division One despite missing a key player named 'Jazza'. The paragraph concludes with a reflection on the club's unbeaten streak and the positive team vibe, despite the absence of a player who is rumored to be moving to Watford Stadium.
๐ฌ Contract Negotiations and Club Loyalty
The focus of this paragraph is on contract negotiations and the loyalty within the club. The speaker addresses a player known as 'Ginger SC y k t' and makes it clear that there will be no contract, emphasizing that the player should play out of love for the game rather than for a contract. The speaker also discusses the club's promotion and the challenges of managing the team. The conversation touches on the potential of changing the club's image and the speaker's willingness to engage in a direct conversation with a player named 'G'. The paragraph ends with the speaker's determination to confront a player who has been dropped to the reserves and his readiness to meet with the player to discuss the situation.
๐ค Player Valuations and Club Promotions
This paragraph discusses the financial aspects of club management, including player valuations and promotions. The speaker humorously puts a price tag on a player named 'chazer', highlighting his perceived inadequacies. The conversation then shifts to the club's recent promotion and the speaker's gratitude towards the fans and community for their support. The speaker also addresses rumors about a player moving to Manchester and expresses disappointment in the player's performance. The paragraph concludes with the speaker's dedication of the club's promotion to the fans and a call for other clubs in need of a left back to consider their player 'chazza'.
Mindmap
Keywords
๐กPro Clubs
๐กHairline
๐กSki masks and norace jackets
๐กPlayoffs
๐กDivision one (div one)
๐กHospitality
๐กContract and trial
๐กMascot
๐กSky Sports
๐กPromotion
Highlights
HP creating a Twitter account for his Pro, Clubs
Discussion about hair care and insecurity
Center back baton's message about not playing today due to threats
Threats involving ski masks and norace jackets
Suspicions about who might be behind the threats
Preparations for the next game and playoffs
CH losing weight and photo evidence
Concerns about performance and missed opportunities
Streaming and content copyright issues
Voice note from a center back and its implications
Division one promotion and team dynamics
Handling of latecomers and dog references
Team communication and fan engagement
Player contract negotiations and authority
Promotion celebration and fan acknowledgment
Player trials and contract discussions
Rumors and changes at Watford Stadium
Team strategy and player positions
Interview with Gary banworth and promotionๆๆณ
Chaz's performance and fan interaction
Community growth and support appreciation
Transcripts
HP has created a a Twitter for his Pro
Clubs who does he think he is are you
lot insecure about your hairlines no cuz
I don't have a bad oh is bad that's why
I spray that black thing on it you know
thing like ink thing I'm to say why am
iess Billy Billy's got the he's got the
fullback staying back while
attacking have you just described his
hairline is full stay while attacking I
actually had a message from
um Center back baton what's up gaffa
unfortunately I'm not going to be
playing today this morning woke up
around half SE got about 3 hours fall
asleep and there was some people with
ski masks wearing norace jackets I don't
know what it's that about and literally
threatened me saying if I'm to tap hat
in G and turf for this session they'll
break my ankles he don't sound good and
I I think I know he's behind it I feel
like that the name that comes to mind
for me it starts with a te yeah it
starts with a te as well in the next
game we're back in the
playoffs basically the same position
we've been in for the last 5 days I
think it makes a better stream tomorrow
if we uh if we start in div one is it we
got win first it's already done mate no
this is what I mean we can't have that
sort of
mentality bagging goals on an off the
pitch watching from Hospitality tonight
with the misses come on boys ashg and
turf CH has lost a lot of weight unless
it's an old
photo
ball the
I think it's disgraceful I we've not won
one yet filler penen if you miss it
though you're not having another oh
confidence get in
baby the red it there you
go oh you
lucky
no we didn't want to feed them a little
bit of belief before half time there
switch on now when
you it trust me
get I'm that no I'm not with the way we
seeing games out we offer entertaining
football not that right listen
everything everyone all
right it's not it's not all right not
all right come and sit on the bench what
word we before we go into the next game
I'm going to be honest with you you're
late one minute your mom's backing shut
up he taking the my dog's called yeah
man when you're late it's turn gifted to
the owner I'm not the only one that
turns up late in that hey today no no l
Luke was on time Luke might have been
busy yesterday doing what it's 17 he
ain't got out to do he might have been
throwing
darts
D if I seem to come across a moment
where I paid ยฃ250 for missing a game and
then some someone else does it and they
don't get that same F I'm going to do
some really bad to one of your family
members right but look at the chat l l
Jin L ging listen to the fans because
you don't do it for the people do are
you Ginger you do it for yourself
because you're selfish stop chewing on
that pen like it's Phil's yeah put it
down yeah and start your system out I
know for a fact he didn't mean that and
a got the better of him and he said
something he sincerely regrets I hope so
cuz I'm going to start listening to the
version of gr with a in
it oh no she oh they're in oh what on
Earth are our center backs doing
here oh that's be poor defending from
you there hind mate I expect
better the worst ball I've ever
what what a
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ball it there's a YouTube channel you
need to copyright with me as well we'll
report it as well just literally
uploading our our content the link will
go around to what if um if H is playing
the
en oh my goodness I'd like you to listen
to this uh this voice note that I got
from one of our center
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backs that's interesting considering you
said you'd send three masked men wearing
Bal lavas around to his house and
threaten his kids that's absolutely
crazy I wouldn't wish that I'm a worst
eneme nothing to do with you is it not
absolutely nothing to do with me mate he
get to division one and run into sford
yeah go in on that twitch live and slap
him off ging's head I genuinely I will I
genuinely will I will the Ed on the
edge oh my God my God I see things that
no one else can off no it's
silly
take pH
yesst what
horrible
anging I leave one on him this is what
he
does down F down oh
my oh Philly I love you phly I love you
brother that brotherly
love we can't M him cuz I gave him full
authority to do that no he's going to
chip it he's going to chip it yeah I
reckon so as well he's not he said it on
stream he's watching
told you I told you goke Keepers left I
want someone getting sent off this game
send the message out to them last two
people we played in the next two games
that we're not here to about I will well
in
L he wants
it want to win the ball then wants his
legs all right take the win
boys the only time you just go next
match I I put skill points on yeah sound
boys we quit don't even have his player
oh my God my God the strikers literally
just scor to leave
no name Maverick great
football it was it oh my
god dog give that
dog not a joke mate one more filler
shoot one more yeah and this is what we
can do CU as much as he to sit here and
shoot and try and take all the glory
there I thought no's been playing well
let's get him a
goal come on swi up now what is he
looking at cuz I will do it man best oh
my
God you're on you're on yes I would
bounce on your like kangaroo right now H
say it again baby girl my desk is
bouncing give it oh
s me off then send me
off
something I'm not ask I'll do
you what performance performance
boys we on the match with Jing's
Army we're all going to
emble and we'll really take them on when
we get to Da One and paner won't win any
trophies hey hey
sh ah I want to
know you know how much crens these
viewers are yet I pulled chaz's bird up
on stream and I went to 2 and a half K
they must have had about three between
them and there's 2 and half thousand of
them I'm going to this game is yeah last
game one wi this game we're in div one
boys
no what do you mean by
that
I'm with you I'm with
you let me now now he's gone he's gone
yes has to
go comes down to this I want you to get
out there and leave you on the pitch can
you do that for me please boys I will I
can I can and I will I can I will you
can't right now look at me
ging is in in one more L one
[Music]
more right boys boys listen listen 82
minute we swing in and can see the count
or we go sh and keep the send it
up are
we are we
in the in the CH in the chat in
the you always Score
first
watching saying we need 20 points for
playoffs 20 points boys can I just say
something there by the way that was
unbelievable I don't think any of us had
a bad game not one of us and to get man
of the match on the title deciding game
is unreal and I'd really just like to
say I would have been able to do that
without you guys so thank you so so much
if you've got drink lad can you all just
raise it for one minute cuz there's
someone that we need to TOS to you
behind can I just also point out I'd
like to address the elephant in the room
we have got promoted without jazza I'd
just like to inquire about my five game
trial it's up now and I'd like to uh
start my contract shut up about this
contract You'll Play Because the team
needs you I'm not giving you no money if
you want to play you can go and play I'm
not giving you no piece of paper to sign
as far as anyone concerned you're still
on a trial do you understand that well
if I had a piece of paper and put it on
your forehead it probably like cuz you
look like a big lit flame your big
Ginger SC y k t can we talk about my
contract me stop going on about this
contract you're not getting one you play
out the kindness of your are and you
play because you want to play if you
don't want to play mate you can do one
all right Goa all right me done I'm me
office now please thank you your boys
can I speak to you yeah no yeah give me
25 Grand a week or what did he give you
each 35 quid in a job well boys I just
want to say do you think for 1 minute
the job at this club is done and you
need to think again what one door
open so does another door so does your
god what what who that me just couple
rumor Mills going and change Watford
Stadium
this
down it
time a shoot oh I'm I'm going I'm going
to go mad
oh pull it
back I would I I would love to to be
honest but end of the day I'm here the
team can div one
spirits sorry Boys on I'm so sorry just
leave it then next if you're going to
come over from Ireland for a oh boys oh
my God oh my
God there's no way oh my God honest to
God I'm not even being
I don't think there's a better pressing
tackling Striker on pro clubs than
Mead what wow you know L is what happens
when people when people communicate and
tell me where to put it I'll put it
straight there and that's what he's back
post one
more get to my house now and I will get
on my knees right now again just it's
just a little chat with a G for oh my
God chat with him a can't there you go
boys second game let's go said I dare
lit to revert to Michael van with his
Michael Van and Turf on
Thursday
smash back over back over do it
[Music]
now I it no it won't let me jump anyway
that's another that's another
conversation
the take it his own no you know what you
got ask and question head up head up
that's a finish up on ourselves tonight
still unbeaten ja since you've been away
seven game unbeaten streak playing out
of our minds and the vibe is unreal so
it comes from the bottom of my heart
that I can only B I olizee you are no
longer in girth and turf unless you want
to gift 15 Subs wait a minute what if
you want to gift 15 Subs I can maybe
find a way for you to get in there yeah
I just want to know what what kind of
conversations he having that's to do
with the managers with all due respect
mate no he is he is H Char to all right
well we're just letting him know that
he's been dropped and he's down to
reserves now you doing him a favor even
having this meeting with him I think you
off CH the five gifted mate April fools
scammer get
scammed def
get we should be by the way yeah we
should but we keep missing stupid
chances man got to take the chances boys
your throat there Luke anything in your
throat
gaffa what's What's happen me I don't
know what rumors are going around right
but it stops now bro I can't wait to see
you
genuinely yeah it'll be good man jokes
aside if you are about we'll go for M
Saturday if you had it yeah I can do
mate yeah let all me no no no you're all
right Aon say that again boys
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you know what so
mad if you tried to should the badge
you what a goal I'll take heyz by the
way right back man of the match fair
play and we are live on Sky Sports
Exchange with myself Gary banworth I am
joined with the manager of g girl and
turf of SE today how are we for you okay
not too good after tonight what more can
be said the left back chazza he's coming
back from Manchester by the way I wish
you have stayed there tonight cuz he was
absolutely useless well I mean how did
it feel finally getting into div one
with G and turf oh it was amazing Tri
Jin your Tri can someone get him out the
tunnel please there should be no fans in
there getting promoted was unbelievable
we've achieved something that you know
started this club out four or five days
ago thought could never have been
achieved I'd like to say the community
that we've grown upon as well and the
supporters that got behind it has been
absolutely exceptional I'd like to
dedicate the promotion to all the fans
in the community any clubs that are out
there needing a left back or just see
mascot at this point or maybe even a
water boy chazer is up for sale coming
in at approximately ยฃ25 and a packet of
space Raiders don't put him at don't put
him in your defense though cuz he
couldn't Mark a four year old spelling
test thank you very much I theing good
night
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