That's Not My Neighbor - Part 2
Summary
TLDRIn the video script titled 'That's Not My Neighbor', Markiplier humorously plays a gatekeeper tasked with identifying and admitting guests into an apartment building. He interacts with a variety of quirky characters, some of whom are suspiciously doppelganger-like. Throughout the script, Markiplier uses humor and wit to question the guests' identities, often focusing on peculiar details like missing hats or strange names. The script is filled with comedic banter and Markiplier's signature commentary, making for an entertaining and light-hearted viewing experience.
Takeaways
- 🎮 The video features Markiplier playing a game titled 'That's Not My Neighbor', which involves identifying and dealing with doppelgangers.
- 🕵️♂️ Markiplier's character is tasked with checking IDs, appearances, and entry requests to determine if someone is a neighbor or a doppelganger.
- 🤔 The game includes humor and confusion as Markiplier often questions the characters' features, such as the absence or presence of a hat, which is a recurring theme.
- 📝 There is a list that Markiplier refers to, which contains the names of people allowed entry, and he must verify if the individuals are on this list.
- 📞 Markiplier makes calls to confirm details about the individuals, suggesting a need for vigilance and verification in the game's mechanics.
- 🤓 The script includes several character names like Angus Cipriani, Norbert Moses, and Dr. William Afton, indicating a diverse cast of characters.
- 😅 Markiplier expresses frustration and humor when he encounters inconsistencies or suspicious details, like characters not having hats or being on the list.
- 👻 There are references to doppelgangers having a goal or plan, adding a layer of strategy and narrative to the game.
- 😱 Markiplier's character shows concern for the safety of neighbors and the potential threat posed by the doppelgangers.
- 🎭 The script has a theatrical and dramatic tone, with Markiplier reacting夸张ly to the situations and characters he encounters.
- 👍 The video concludes with Markiplier expressing enjoyment of the game and his intention to play more once the full release is available.
Q & A
What is the title of the video Markiplier is playing?
-The title of the video Markiplier is playing is 'That's Not My Neighbor'.
What is Markiplier's objective in the game?
-Markiplier's objective in the game is to identify and admit only genuine guests while keeping out doppelgangers.
What is the role of the DDD in the game?
-The DDD appears to be a service or organization that Markiplier contacts to verify the authenticity of guests and handle doppelgangers.
How does Markiplier react when he encounters a guest named Angus Cipriani?
-Markiplier is initially confused by the name Angus Cipriani but eventually allows him in after checking the list and confirming his details.
What does Markiplier do when he notices something is wrong with a guest's ID?
-When Markiplier notices something wrong with a guest's ID, he questions the guest and tries to verify their identity by calling the DDD or checking the list.
What is the significance of the hat in the game?
-The hat seems to be a distinctive feature of certain guests. Markiplier checks for the presence of a hat as part of verifying a guest's identity.
How does Markiplier handle a guest who claims to be a teacher named Mia Stone?
-Markiplier scrutinizes Mia Stone's appearance and questions her about her eyes, ultimately deciding to let her go after finding her suspicious.
What does Markiplier do when he is unsure about a guest's identity?
-When unsure about a guest's identity, Markiplier makes a call to verify information, checks the list, and looks for inconsistencies in their appearance or story.
Why does Markiplier question the presence of a constant alarm going off?
-Markiplier questions the alarm because he feels it would be disruptive and prevent people from sleeping, despite the threat of doppelgangers.
What is the outcome of the game for Markiplier?
-Markiplier survives the game without opening any folder and seems to be satisfied with his performance, claiming to have had a perfect day.
Outlines
😄 Welcoming Guests and Dealing with Doppelgangers
In this lively introduction, Markiplier greets his audience and dives into the game 'That's Not My Neighbor'. He humorously navigates through the process of identifying guests and distinguishing them from potential doppelgangers. He interacts with various characters, including a suspicious Peach, and uses a checklist to verify their identities. Despite the chaos and his own distractions, Mark manages to admit some guests like Angus Cipriani, while others like Norbert Moses are denied entry due to discrepancies. The segment is filled with Mark's wit and the game's quirky mechanics.
🤔 Scrutinizing Visitors and Maintaining Security
This paragraph follows Markiplier as he continues to scrutinize the visitors at his door. He encounters a series of characters, including a man named Alf Cappuccin who is missing his hat, leading to a running gag about the importance of the hat. Mark also interacts with individuals who are not on the approved list, such as Albertsky Peachman, and he humorously debates whether to let them in. Throughout this segment, Mark demonstrates his vigilance against potential doppelgangers while also showing his playful side.
🕵️♂️ Intense Examination and Identity Verification
In this suspenseful segment, Markiplier's character is deeply involved in the process of verifying identities. He checks for entry requests and scrutinizes physical appearances, such as the eyes and hats of the visitors. Mark humorously deals with characters like Mia Stone, a teacher with peculiar eyes, and others who are forgetful or suspicious. He uses phone calls to confirm identities and even rings a neighbor's apartment to ensure everything is in order. The paragraph is filled with tension and humor as Mark tries to keep potential threats at bay.
👨🍳 Chefs, Doppelgangers, and the Struggle with Lists
Here, Markiplier humorously grapples with the concept of being on the list and the importance of appearances. He interacts with a chef named Anastacha and a character named Nacha Mikaelys, who has an unusual name and is not on the list. Mark's character is both confused and determined, as he tries to figure out who should be allowed in. The segment includes a mix-up with a character named Elanois, who has a twin, leading to a comedic moment where Mark has to call to verify the identity. The paragraph is a blend of confusion, humor, and the ongoing challenge of distinguishing between friends and foes.
🕵️♀️ Investigative Rigor and Unexpected Revelations
In this detailed segment, Markiplier's character displays investigative rigor as he deals with unexpected situations. He encounters a character named Angus Cipriani again, this time with a focus on the details of the ID and entry request. Mark also humorously interacts with a character named Dr. William Afton, who is supposedly already in the house, leading to a moment of confusion and revelation. The paragraph showcases Mark's ability to handle complex scenarios with a mix of humor and seriousness.
🤓 Technicalities and the Pursuit of Perfection
This paragraph highlights Markiplier's character as he deals with the technicalities of the game. He encounters various characters, including a shoemaker and a man with a tiny head, and uses a fixed camera to his advantage. Mark's character is shown to be resourceful and persistent, as he tries to ensure that everything is in order. The segment includes moments of self-discovery and improvement, as Mark finds a better way to manage the situation and even sings to express his satisfaction with the progress.
😈 Confrontations, Deceptions, and the Quest for Survival
In this intense and dramatic segment, Markiplier's character faces confrontations and deceptions. He deals with characters like Roman Stilnsky and Steven, who are on the list, and others like Rudboys, who have a peculiar appearance. Mark's character is shown to be wary and strategic, as he tries to survive the day without opening any folders. The paragraph culminates in a moment of victory, where Mark declares he had a perfect day and survived, showcasing his resilience and determination.
🎮 Game Strategy and Humorous Interactions
The final paragraph showcases Markiplier's character as he shares a strategy for the game, promising it to be 100% guaranteed to work every time. He engages in humorous interactions with various characters, including a man with a bigger chin and a character who might be a doppelganger. Mark's character is playful and confident, as he navigates the game's challenges with a light-hearted approach. The segment ends with Mark thanking the viewers for watching and teasing the next video, leaving the audience eager for more.
Mindmap
Keywords
💡Doppelganger
💡DDD
💡List
💡ID
💡Appearance
💡Entry Request
💡Alarm
💡Gobble
💡Hat
💡Cleanliness
💡Strategy
Highlights
Introduction to 'That's Not My Neighbor' game with Markiplier
Markiplier's strategy to identify doppelgangers and contact DDD
Angus Cipriani's verification process and entry into the list
Norbert Moses's suspicious entry request and Markiplier's reaction
Markiplier's humorous interaction with the character Angus
The dilemma of letting in characters without proper identification
Markiplier's commentary on the absurdity of the alarm system
Alf Cappuccin's confusion with the hat requirement
Albertsky Peachman's unusual name and entry approval
Markiplier's frustration with characters not on the list
The mysterious case of the missing hat and its importance
Markiplier's encounter with Mia Stone and her peculiar eyes
The surprise visit from a character with a matching ID but no list entry
Markiplier's struggle with the game's mechanics and the constant checking
Dr. William Afton's unexpected presence and Markiplier's shock
Markiplier's realization of a potential strategy for the game
The humorous ending with Markiplier claiming a perfect day and survival
Transcripts
Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome back...
To "That's Not My Neighbor"
I don't need to be congratulated, I know exactly what's going on
Ah, that's not a lot of guests
So I only need to get five people in
Hiiii
What did- wh- why did I do?
Peach? W- wh- wh- wh- wh- wh- wh-
Wh- wh- wh-
Peach!
Oh! Good!
Bo-ho! Grea-
Hey what's wrong with your ID?
Uh huh! What's wrong with your-
Um... uh...
Appearance!
Uh huh! And your entry request?
Ooh! Interesting!
Uh... Okey-dokey!
I'm gonna just make a quick call here, thanks
[Panting]
Alright, welcome everybody to "That's Not My Neighbor"
Here to show you a good time and how to
contact the DDD whenever you see a doppelganger
in your area
Their signs are subtle, but with my help you'll be able to see it through
Why is this clown still here?
Are you on the list? Oh, good lord you are
Okay, let me just get that off there right away
Angus Cipriani, huh?
Where are ya, Angus?
Yeah, there you are
Uh... Angus Angus Angus Angus Angus Angus Angus
Angus, okay
Where's the hat, long neck?
Uh huh, that looks good
Okay, you're on the list as well, so this all seems in order
Everything is in order
Absolutely yes
I haven't killed any neighbors, shockingly
Gotta remember to do that
I Keep getting distracted by your beautiful eyes
Oh!
Norbert Moses, okay, um, so you're definitely not on the list
Mmm, no, no, I'm just...
There, I should be on the...
There, there's an error um, okay
Yeah, I did, I'm looking at it, and you know
Anyway, do you have an entry request?
Well, it's moderately suspicious, but what's with your ears?
Uh huh
That's actually a pretty good response, um
Yeah
Uh huh
What happens if I call the DDD before I do that?
Just gotta make a call, real quick
Oh, I see, I don't know
Silly me, you'd think that it would just automatically call
You'd think that it would just do it already, but whatever
Okay, anyway
I don't know why, this, this constant alarm going off
I feel like that's...
I feel like thats just would wake everybody up
I mean, I know the threat of doom from doppelgangers is probably pretty
Pretty high on people's lists of priorities
But I just feel like, hey, how are you gonna get some sleep?
Anyway, whatever, so we've let Angus in
We've got Alf, Isaac, Ratlin, and McClooy
Uh, once again, you're not on the list
Today's...
Fuck!
Well, I didn't count on that, you caught me
What are you gonna do about it? Go ahead, call your DDD friends
uhhh
They will never be able to finish us off
In the end, we will achieve our goal
And that is...
Uh huh, so what, uh, what's, what's, what's, uh
You scared?
(laughs)
Can I visit you at night while you sleep?
I mean, you can try, man, you can try
Do you want to see my real form?
Open the door and I'll show it to you, ah
Uh huh
How much do you care about your neighbors?
Well, I mean, if we're gonna be perfectly honest
They probably don't even know your name and you risk your life for them every day
Well, I mean, someone's gotta do it, allow me in
This is really compelling argument, you want that?
You know?
Weirdly, oh, oh, oh, ew
[imitating mechanical sounds]
See, I don't know if they get murder-dilized when the DDD comes over
But it doesn't seem like that always happens
Hi, yes, cleaning, very clean
Incredibly clean, just like it's cleaning here with all the dust
Uh huh
Next!
Hi
Good afternoon, you are on the list, that is
excellent, you don't have an entry request though
Ah, there you are, Alf Cappuccin
Uh huh
Alright, where did you say you live?
Third floor, four
Okay
Uh huh, uh huh, Alf...
Cappuccin
Wears a hat.
Where is your hat?
Where's your hat?
Where is your hat?
That's not
That's
That's
That's not what I
thats...
(exasperated sigh)
That's not what I asked
Uh huh
Um
Uh
Um
Uh huh, so
I'm not talking about your ID, buddy
I'm talking about your goddamn appearance
Ya goof
Uh
Uh huh
Where's your hat?
Where's your goddamn hat?
Where's your goddamn ha-
You don't have your hat
Where's your frickin' hat?
Where's your hat?
Where's your hat?
Where's your hat?
Where's your hat?
Where's your hat at?
WHERE'S YOUR HAT?
Uh huh
Hope he cleaned the top of his head
Cause he was exposed from lack of hat
All these hatless bastards trying to get into my apartment
I'm not gonna allow it
Uh, you don't have a hat
You're not on the list
Where's your hat?
Ah, Albertsky, huh?
Where's your hat?
Okay, FO1-O2
Mmhmm, uh huh
Where's your hat?
Are you on today's list?
No, why aren't you on the list?
Why are you not on the list?
Again, with the emergency at work
Uh huh, I don't believe it
Albertsky Peachman, huh?
Is that your real name, Albertsky Peachman?
It technically is your name
I assume
Alright, fine, you can go in
Yeah, I know, I thought it was gonna be the complete-
Shut up, just go! Just go!
Goddamn doppelgangers are so sassy these days
Fuck you, fuck you
what is this?
Fuck you
Fuck you man
I mean. Fuck you
Alright, let's compare
Uh huh
Fuck you
Correct ID in your end date thing
Matching appearance and your prominent chin
and your big nose
and your big smile
and your big eyebrows
Were you on the list?
Goddammit
Damn you
Fuck you
Fuck you
(mocking mumbles)
Fuck You (under his breath)
(character gobbles)
Why does it do that?
Why does it gobble right at the end there?
Uh huh, you're not on the list
You're not on the list
No, you're not
You do have a hat
Why do you have a hat?
Why are you wearing a hat?
Something's not right here
Why are you wearing a hat?
Wears a hat. Oh
What was that?
Apartment phone number
Let's find out
Was it five?
One, two, three
Yes, are you expecting your husband to be in?
Alright, everything's in order
Have a lovely day
Definitely don't murder the thing that is your wife
(character gobbles)
Okay, I don't like the, I don't like the gobbles
Right as they're going through
Hi, good afternoon
You're not on the list
Where's you, why aren't you on the list?
No, you're not on the list
Well, guess what, you're not on the list
And also, where's your entry request?
I'm- I'm looking at it
You know, I got a separate list
Alright, whatever
Mia Stone, huh?
A teacher, uh-huh
(sucks teeth)
Thin eyebrows
Oval face, freckles, small round nose
Hoh
Uh-huh
Oh, what's with your eyes?
What's with your weird eyes?
Uh-huh
I mean, I did just then, but more at your response than your eyes
Alright, goodbye
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm
Dee-Dee, come quick
I don't know if that was like a Dexter's Lab reference or something
The voice was atrocious
umm
Either my memory's distorted or that's exactly
what it was like back when Dexter's Lab was out
Dee-Dee, come quick
Or, I guess, the opposite, get out of here
Okay, next
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm
Ah!
Nice
Hat
You're on the list? You don't have an entry request
So forgetful, aren't we?
Come from doing the shopping
Oh, you and your shopping
Uh, always wears a hat
Yeah, you are correct about that
Anyway, I'm just gonna give a little ring
4-2-4-2
See what's going on over there
Uh-huh
4-2-4-2
Ugh
Okay, that's fine
Okay, alright then, well
Everything seems good
Spitting image
You got the DDD logos
Uh, 5 and 6
(mumbles)
I mean, everything seems good
Yep
Alright, and you were even on the list, so well done
Thank you for doing everything right
Have a good day
It sure is, have a good day
Don't gobble!
(neighbor gobbles)
Uh-huh
Hi
Hello
You have the same eyes as that other one
But, more accurate appearance
You got anything?
Uh-huh, yeah, okay
Nothing else, just
Yeah, okay, it's kind of this thing we do always when we're here
I'm going to visit my parents
Okay, F3-04
Hmm, house...wait
Parents?
Oh, okay, I see
Whoa
Just gotta give a quick ring, I know he just came in, but you know
Better safe than sorry, maybe they should have come in at the same...
It would make sense if they were both out, okay
So this weirdly seems okay even though you
were forgetful about literally everything
Rafttellyn?
ah.
Just a weird name
Alright
everything is in order
Have a good day
Excellent indeed excellent
don't eh... alright gobble.
Next
Hello
You're not on the list
You're not on the list
No, you're not
How many times do we gotta go over this?
You're simply not
on the list
Alright
Come from my job as a writer
You know you really do, you really do
And your appearance looks to be in order
So I'm assuming that if I were to ring up your home
Your wife might be able to make note of this
Mm-hmm
(Heavy Breathing)
(Heavy Breathing)
what the fuck? what the fuck? what the fuck?
(hushed) what the - What the fuck? what the fuck?
(hushed) what the fuck? what the fuck? what the fuck?
(hushed) what the fuck? what the fuck?
(hushed) what the fuck?
WHAT THE FUCK?!
Hi
You're not on the list
Uh-huh,
That's what they all say.
Uh-huh
A chef, huh?
Yep, you are indeed a chef
One three four six was that always there?
Because I feel like if it was there before I would have noticed it
but now it seems more important ever than ever to call people
Okay, Anastacha
Okay, that's that's helpful
Whatever, okay. Uh-huh
Okay, Nacha Mikaelys
Nacha Mikaelys, Nacha Mikaelys, The number matches
Weirdly enough you have all this you're not on today's list
But that's probably okay
Yeah, uh-huh, I know
It's fine just go just go
Hi
'ello
Look come on- we do- come on.
Uh-huh.
Ok, Elanois (Mark's pronunciation - EL AY NOIR)
(exasperated) okay
Why do- why do I have to ask? why you gotta make this difficult?
uh. Elenois, okay, you got a twin. That's great
I'm just gonna go ahead and call right away
6-9-9-6
hilarious
This is Ella Noir
How? how? how? how?
was I supposed to KNOW
How?
Without calling?
What's wrong with your appearance?
I'm asking you I'm asking you the question
Uh
think everything's well, I'm asking you. Uh-huh
Uh-huh, I'm asking you
Uh-huh, and you weren't on the list. Oh
Okay,
Okay, all right, okay three three one two
Wow
All right, good we're doing great everybody
thanks. Yep. Yes. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Thank you
Oh
WHY?
(Pained) Oh
Oh
Wuh?
Wuh?
What
well...
Wuh?
Wuh?
Wuh?
Woah...
(sighs)
Alright, well...
Imma go again, yea yea Imma go again, Imma go again
I- I can beat this. I know I can beat this.
C'mon! Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, shut up, let's go, let's go, come on!
NEXT!
Come on, come on, come on!
Come on!
Ready for ya.
Yeah, whatever, good afternoon to you.
Are you on today's list? I should've known that.
Alright, yes you are.
Okay.
103...
Uh-huh.
5513.
There should be no answer.
That's what I thought, alright.
Angus.
Ciprianni.
Alright, everything seems to be in order.
Have a good day.
Yes.
So, maybe I should-
Again, with the *imitates gobble*
I don't-
Did I kill that many neighbors last time?
How did I do that?
Gloria Schmicht, uh-huh.
You on the list? No, you're not.
Uh-huh, you're not.
Uh-huh, yeah, hurry up.
Uh-huh, yeah.
Uh-huh, alright, that's good to know.
Is that for sure? Is that for sure that means...
I mean, I called the apartment and I feel like
that's about a surefire way of saying is like,
if Gloria goes, "Hey, I'm in the apartment."
"With -uh my husband."
Who da fuck are you?
You're not on the list.
They always say that. Stupid.
Alright, F-301. Sure, F-301.
One, four, two, five. One, four, two, five.
Okay, Dr. William Afton.
Then explain how you've come back from wherever the hell you are.
You're not gonna say anything, are you?
Die.
Come on, come on, come on!
Excellent. That definitely was worth doing,
AND FOR SURE THE RIGHT THING
Yeah, I mean, it literally said that Dr. William Afton was in the house already.
There might have been something else wrong.
[sigh]
Are we gonna go through this again?
You're not on the... Yeah, that's what I thought.
Yeah, that's what I thought. That's what I thought. Let me call.
I knew it. I knew it.
You'd think that they would just stay outside
or be at the location, ready to do something?
Why do I have to do this?
It seems like a waste of resources to have them come back all the time.
Seems like something that they would do.
Hello, I hope I didn't just burn your sister.
Uh-huh.
Alright. Who is this? Elanois? Selenne?
Uh-huh.
Mm-hmm.
Just asking. Just to answer the question, okay?
Just answer the question. Just answer the-
-it's standard question. Nice standard questions.
Where's your entry request?
Well, if you don't have an entry request, how--oh, wait. Whoops.
Oh, I see.
[ Sighs ]
Let me see. I'm fine. Hang on. Let me just make a quick call.
Hello, LA Noir?
Uh-huh.
Ah, that's all I needed to know. Thanks, Elinois.
Alright, everything's in order. Have a good day. Excellent. Goodbye.
Toodles!
Hi. Yeah, hi. Okay.
A shoemaker, huh? I thought it was
your father who was the shoemaker. Oh, both of you are.
Alright, let me just make a call.
Which one?
Brother?
Which brother? Which brother? What do you mean, brother?
What do you mean, brother? Oh, Albertski.
I thought that was the last name. Oh, okay.
Alright, then. You're probably fine, but where's your ID?
Uh-huh. You got a date. You got a number. You got a logo.
Alright. (tiny burp) Alright, you seem fine.
Everything seems good. What's wrong with your appearance?
Just trying to catch you off guard, man. Just trying to catch you off guard.
But you're also not on the list. I look as
handsome as ever. Uh-huh. You're not on the list.
Am I not on the list? I should be on the list.
Check the list again!
Is there a faster text option?
Text for important sounds?
Text for important colors? What does it even mean?
Fixed camera? Oh, thank God!
Okay, that's actually great.
Oh, thank you. Oh my God, that's so much better
Wow, I did not know that was even possible.
Okay, thank you. Alright. All's good. Have a good day.
That door. Uh-huh.
Ah, I see.
Right.
You're not on the list.
Am I not on the list? I should be on the list. I'm always on the list.
Check the fucking list again!
Please!
Okay, well, I don't need it saying dial, dial, dial. But alright. Fine.
Lois?
Wait a minute...
Lois? (apprehensive)
The shape of my head.
I noticed right away.
Ah, I saw through your deception.
Enjoy the slammer!
And by slammer, I mean...
The grave!
I'm doing the best I can, guys. I'm doing the best I can. Just let it...
just let it flow over you. Just let it wash over you.
Just...
Just... let it wash.
Next!
Interesting.
Interesting.
Interesting. Well, I did just call and your wife was saying that you would do home.
So this does seem to fit.
Uh-huh.
Roman Stilnsky.
What's wrong with your parents?
I wasn't even...
Oh, wears a hat.
You know what? I already know that you're
good to go. So I'm just gonna go...
boom, boom, boom.
Have a good day. Yes, it is.
Enjoy your life.
Enjoy your wife.
That's a weird thing to wish upon someone, but...
You're on the list. First time for everything. Ah, Steven.
Rudboys
The man with the tiny head. Alright, let's just go four, two, four two.
I'm Just hoping that the weird sounds, like important sounds, could be something
esoteric and oh, like this.
BUH
Huh?
Mclooy.
Okay.
Okay, that's good.
Thank you. That's all I needed to know.
Yes, he's back. Yes, he is.
All right. This looks good. Yeah, that looks good
Let me just triple check your number.
Uh-huh.
(the musical spirit takes Mark over)
(singing) Huh, there's a date. Your appearance looks good.
(singing) Everything's in order.
(singing) Big Nose
(singing) Wears glasses. Short hair and small head.
(singing) You're looking good today!
except I'm gonna question your appearance.
Because why not?
You're right. I was just hoping that your self-confidence was up as usual.
Have a good day. Alright, Ta Ta yep. Have a good day. BLye.
(game) Oh.
(imitating) Oh.
uh huh
[dark ominous tones]
Oh my God. Oh my God. Go back. Oh my God. I want to click the button.
Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for that.
Thank you.
Uh. huh
Uh. huh
Shoemaker.
Did I let you in just now?
Did I let you in?
Robertsky Peachman, huh?
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Fuck!
Yep, I caught ya.
Hello, you're on the list. What's wrong with your appearance?
I'm just asking.
You never know.
Where do you live? I don't even know.
Ah, okay, 4258.
Okay, Alf
Okay, that's good. That's good. That's good.
Oh yeah, she's definitely back. Let me just check.
One, two, three, four things. Third floor.
Long face. Big nose. Straight hair. Wears a headband
What's wrong with your ID? What's wrong with it?
What's wrong with it? You tell me. Oh, that's an interesting answer.
Oh, that's an interesting answer.
That's a fascinating answer. What's wrong with your...
I already asked that.
Entry your request. Yeah. What's wrong with it? What is wrong with that?
Uh-huh. Okay. All right. Why am I in a bathtub? Can you answer that one?
All right, you are on the list. Okay, you got me there.
Yeah, I know. Yeah, you are, but I'm testing things.
Okay, fine. You're fine. Go ahead. Have a good day.
Yep, it is excellent.
All right, fine.
[sigh]
I already know about you, Peach-man. You've already
You've already tried this. Go away.
Nobody wants to talk to you. Tata!
Goddammit. alrig- Okay, yeah, yeah, all right, fine. It'd be... I-
I'm staring down at a Peach monster and you're gonna get me on technicalities.
You can tell...
He's literally yelling about Peaches the whole time.
Okay?
Do you really need- Can you-. I could put your phone up to him
and you'd hear a bunch of Peaches.
[sigh]
whatever, fine. I gotta do everything myself.
I will, thank you.
And I definitely won't die tonight.
[gasp]
OH?
OOH!
HEY
[gasp]
I had a perfect day.
I had a perfect day. I knew it.
[gasp] I did it. Ooh, ah, ooh, ah,
ooh, ah, oh, ah, mmm.
Survive without opening any folder?
Aha.
I have an idea. Hold on. Wait for it. Wait for it. Watch this. I'm gonna show you,
I'm gonna show you, the best strategy.
100%. 100% guaranteed to work every time. Watch this.
Watch this. Watch this.
Watch this. It's gonna be, It's gonna be nuts.
Howdy, duty.
Hey, good seeing you, good looking.
Hey, oh, handsome man who's having a good day?
Ah, me, now that I saw you. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Whoa, money bags coming through.
Hey, leave me a tip next time!
[growly giggle]
Hey, look at you. Which one are you? I don't know.
[Growlgle]
Could be a doppleganger? Ah, whatever.
Eh?
He's probably shy.
Just shy. That's the only thing that... that is
That's the only thing. Hey!
ah?
Eh, whatever.
Whadu-ooooo. My god.
How's it going? And there you're going. Ha ha.
Into the apartments where you belong. Have a good day.
*the sound of dying inside*
Hey?
How'd your doctor's appointment go?
Alright, I see your chin got a little bigger, huh? Ha ha ha.
You wouldn't want someone to think you were a doppelganger.
You should get that looked at.
okay? You should get that
Hey, what's up, nice hat.
Always love the hat.
Ah.
Yes? Can I help you?
I swear to god... is this? Is this a 42 thing?
This better not be. Whatever.
fu-- you..
Fuck you.
Australian animal drastically changes its appearance
when removed from its natural habitat.
I mean, there's a few things that look drastically different
when you remove it from its natural habitat.
[sigh] I don't know. Frickin' jellyfish, man. I don't know.
Jellyfish ish is
jellyfish.
yea, whatever. Would you know? Would you know? Would
wuh- Would you know?
Would you know?
You would not know.
You get out of here.
Hey.
Hey. Saw your brother earlier.
Seems like a good guy.
What's whatever, am I right? Whatever. Leave the door open. Whatever.
[sigh]
Ah, saw your sister, I think.
Definitely.
Oh, okay.
That seems hardly fair.
I just gotta say, I don't know if that's an adequate thing.
Afton didn't even have a problem. He was just straight up...
...bad.
I only got a D though, so that's good.
I guess I gotta kill the neighbors and let every doppleganger in to get an F.
F takes some skill. Alright,
Thank you everybody so much for watching.
Hope you enjoyed this. This was fun.
I'll play more once there's actually a full release.
Thank you. And as always, I will see you...
...in the next video. Buh-bye!
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