This Low Budget Movie Altered My Brain Chemistry

Danny Gonzalez
31 May 202417:40

Summary

TLDRIn this video script, Greg revisits the low-budget film world of director Stuart Raffi, known for movies like 'Standing Ovation' and 'Croc'. 'Croc' tells the tale of a man-eating crocodile on a rampage, triggered by fishermen's disturbance. Amidst a backdrop of local disputes and tax evasion, the film features a zoo owner, Jack, who finds himself in the middle of a deadly conflict with a construction company and a killer crocodile. The script humorously critiques the film's plot, characters, and the director's filmography, highlighting the absurdity and the surprisingly positive reception of 'Croc' on YouTube, despite its flaws.

Takeaways

  • 🎬 The video discusses two movies directed by Stuart Raffi: 'Standing Ovation' and 'Croc', highlighting their contrasting themes.
  • 🐊 'Croc' is a low-budget film about a man-eating crocodile that goes on a murderous rampage, unlike 'Standing Ovation' which is about a singing and dancing competition.
  • 💥 The crocodile in 'Croc' is awakened and provoked by two fishermen who use a bomb, leading to its violent behavior.
  • 🏠 The movie's plot involves a conflict between the main character, Jack, who owns a zoo, and a construction company owner, Kong, who wants to build a road through the zoo.
  • 🕵️‍♀️ An investigator from the Department of Animal Welfare, Evelyn, is sent to investigate Jack's zoo following a citizen's complaint, adding another layer of conflict.
  • 👮‍♂️ Jack faces further trouble when he is investigated by the tax bureau for tax evasion, adding to his list of problems.
  • 💃 The video humorously comments on the dancing extras in the movie, describing their moves as captivating and peculiar.
  • 👨‍👧‍👦 Jack's nephew and friend Theo help him escape from the police after being accused of tax evasion, showing a moment of camaraderie.
  • 🦈 The crocodile attacks are a central focus of the movie, with several characters being eaten, and the scenes are among the most rewatched on YouTube.
  • 🇹🇭 The film is set in Thailand and features beautiful scenery, which is often commented on positively by viewers despite the movie's other shortcomings.
  • 🔪 The climax of the movie involves hunting and killing the crocodile, with a somber ending that leaves the characters traumatized.

Q & A

  • What is the connection between the movies 'Standing Ovation' and 'Croc'?

    -Both 'Standing Ovation' and 'Croc' are directed by Stuart Raffi, who is known for creating low-budget films.

  • What is the origin story of the crocodile in the movie 'Croc'?

    -The crocodile goes on a murderous rampage because two fishermen wake it up with a bomb, causing it to attack and break their boat in half.

  • What is the main conflict in the movie 'Croc'?

    -The main conflict revolves around a local business dispute between the main character Jack, who owns a zoo, and Kong, the owner of a construction company who wants to build a road through Jack's property.

  • Why does the Department of Animal Welfare send an investigator to Jack's zoo?

    -The Department of Animal Welfare sends an investigator named Evelyn to Jack's zoo in response to a citizen's complaint, as part of Kong's attempts to force Jack out of his farm.

  • How does the crocodile in the movie 'Croc' behave towards humans?

    -The crocodile in 'Croc' is portrayed as being sexually aggressive and vocal, and it goes on to brutally murder several people.

  • What is the role of the character Theo in the movie 'Croc'?

    -Theo is a good friend of Jack's nephew and is involved in a subplot where he flirts with a girl at a bar and devises a plan to help Jack escape from the police.

  • Why does Jack's zoo become a target for investigation?

    -Jack's zoo is targeted for investigation due to Kong's attempts to acquire the land for construction purposes, as well as actual issues with animal care and tax evasion.

  • What is the significance of the character Hawkins in the movie 'Croc'?

    -Hawkins is a mysterious man who appears during the investigation of the crocodile attacks and eventually introduces himself, suggesting he might have a hunch about the situation.

  • How does the movie 'Croc' handle the aftermath of the crocodile attacks?

    -The movie portrays a somber aftermath with characters appearing traumatized. The plotline involving the construction company ends anticlimactically with them being eaten by the crocodile.

  • What is the viewer's general opinion of the movie 'Croc' as seen in the YouTube comments?

    -Despite the movie being described as boring with bad acting and pointless plot development, the YouTube comments are overwhelmingly positive, mainly praising the beautiful scenery in Thailand.

Outlines

00:00

🎬 Director Stuart Raffi's Low-Budget Films

The paragraph introduces the video by referencing the director Stuart Raffi, known for creating low-budget films like 'Standing Ovation' and 'Croc'. The narrator humorously compares the two films, despite their different plots—one about a singing and dancing competition and the other about a man-eating crocodile. The video promises to explore 'Croc', a movie that leaves viewers questioning its cinematic legitimacy. The script also mentions the origin story of the crocodile in 'Croc', which involves two fishermen and a bomb, setting off a deadly chain of events.

05:01

🐊 Crocodile Attacks and Character Introductions

This paragraph delves into the plot of 'Croc', focusing on the character Jack, who owns a zoo in Thailand and is facing a business dispute with a construction company. The construction company's owner, Kong, tries various tactics to evict Jack, including sending an investigator from the Department of Animal Welfare. The video script humorously critiques the film's portrayal of the investigator's findings, which seem to contradict the idea that Jack is a responsible zoo owner. The paragraph also highlights the film's dance scene and the characters' plan to evade authorities, which involves starting a fire and diving into the ocean.

10:02

🏊‍♂️ Teen Encounters with the Deadly Croc

The script describes a dramatic scene where two teenagers are attacked by the crocodile while making out in the ocean. It satirically comments on the girl's casual reaction to the attack, riding away slowly. The paragraph also discusses the aftermath of the incident, where the police and Jack's zoo are implicated. The mysterious man introduced earlier is revealed to be Croc Hawkins, who joins Jack and Evelyn in hunting the crocodile. The paragraph ends with the deaths of the construction company's villains, who are devoured by the crocodile, bringing an anticlimactic end to their plotline.

15:03

🍻 The Hunt for the Croc and an Unsatisfying Conclusion

In this paragraph, the group's hunt for the crocodile culminates in its capture and death, which the narrator finds unsatisfying due to the lack of closure regarding the crocodile's rampage. The video script humorously speculates about the characters' relationships and the nature of the people present at the scene. It also comments on the overwhelmingly positive YouTube comments about the film's scenery, rather than its plot or acting. The paragraph concludes with a somber ending where the characters are traumatized, and a surprising revelation about Croc's missing leg, which was not taken by the crocodile but lost in a forklift accident in the Navy.

Mindmap

Keywords

💡Croc

The term 'Croc' refers to the short form of 'crocodile' and is also the title of the movie being discussed in the video. It is a central concept as the movie revolves around a man-eating crocodile that goes on a murderous rampage. The script mentions 'Croc' multiple times, emphasizing its role as the antagonist in the film.

💡Standing Ovation

‘Standing Ovation’ is another movie directed by Stuart Raffi, the same director as 'Croc'. It is brought up in the script to draw a parallel between the two films, despite their different themes—one being about a singing and dancing competition and the other about a violent crocodile. This keyword helps to establish the director's filmography and style.

💡Stuart Raffi

Stuart Raffi is the director of both 'Croc' and 'Standing Ovation'. The script mentions him to highlight his role in creating low-budget films that provoke questions about their cinematic quality. His name is a key concept as it connects different parts of the video's discussion on film direction and production.

💡Man-eating crocodile

The 'man-eating crocodile' is a significant element in the movie 'Croc'. It is the main antagonist that causes the action and horror in the film. The script describes scenes where the crocodile brutally murders people, making it a central theme in the video's critique and discussion.

💡Jack's Farm

'Jack's Farm' is the location central to the conflict in the movie 'Croc'. It is owned by the main character, Jack, and is in the way of a road that a construction company wants to build. The script uses 'Jack's Farm' to set up the local business dispute that forms part of the movie's subplot.

💡Kong

Kong is the owner of the construction company in 'Croc' who wants to build a road through Jack's Farm. He is portrayed as a villain trying to evict Jack using various tactics. The script mentions Kong as part of the conflict that drives the narrative of the film.

💡Department of Animal Welfare

The 'Department of Animal Welfare' is mentioned in the script as an entity that Kong tries to use against Jack by sending an investigator to check on the conditions of the animals at Jack's Farm. This concept is part of the subplot that adds tension and complexity to the story.

💡Tax evasion

'Tax evasion' is a legal issue that Jack faces in the movie 'Croc'. The script describes a scene where Jack is investigated by the tax bureau, adding another layer of conflict and showing the various problems Jack has to deal with.

💡Rocket Money

'Rocket Money' is the sponsor of the video, as mentioned in the script. It is a financial tool that helps users manage their subscriptions and budgeting. The script promotes Rocket Money as a way to cancel unwanted subscriptions and save money, which is a separate theme from the movie discussion.

💡Paramount Plus

'Paramount Plus' is a streaming service that the script mentions as having a poor user experience. It is used as an example in the script to discuss the frustrations with modern streaming services, contrasting with the main theme of the video, which is the critique of the movie 'Croc'.

💡Croc Hawkins

'Croc Hawkins' is a name given to the man-eating crocodile in the movie 'Croc'. The script humorously introduces this name, adding a layer of satire to the film's title and the character of the crocodile. It is used to highlight the absurdity in the film's narrative.

Highlights

Introduction of the movie 'Croc' and its connection to 'Standing Ovation' through the director Stuart Raffi.

Origin story of the Croc being disturbed by fishermen with a bomb, leading to its murderous rampage.

The movie's plot involving a local business dispute between Jack and the construction company owner Kong.

Introduction of Evelyn from the Department of Animal Welfare who investigates Jack's zoo.

Jack's zoo animals are implied to be mistreated, casting doubt on his character.

A child narrowly avoids being eaten by the Croc, showcasing the film's suspense.

Jack's nephew and friend Theo's plan to help Jack escape from the tax bureau.

The tax evasion subplot and Jack's narrow escape from the authorities.

Sponsor segment on Rocket Money and its features for managing subscriptions and budgeting.

The aftermath of the teens' encounter with the Croc and the community's reaction.

Kong's crew's plan to frame Jack's zoo crocodiles for the teens' deaths.

The mysterious man's introduction and his potential involvement in the Croc's story.

The deaths of the villains by the Croc, providing a quick resolution to the conflict.

The final confrontation and killing of the Croc, leaving the characters traumatized.

Revelation of Croc Hawkins' backstory and the irony of his missing leg.

Contrasting viewer comments on YouTube praising the scenery versus the actual movie.

Conclusion and reflection on the movie's ending and overall reception.

Transcripts

00:00

crack crack crack crack crack crack

00:05

crack what's up Greg and welcome back to

00:07

another episode of C if you've watched

00:09

my channel for a long time you may

00:11

remember me making a video about the

00:13

movie Standing Ovation like 5 years ago

00:15

and you might think that that movie

00:17

should have nothing to do with the movie

00:19

we're going to be watching today Croc

00:22

because well Standing Ovation is about a

00:24

rag tag group of girls competing in a

00:26

singing and dancing competition while

00:28

Croc is about a man eating crocodile

00:30

brutally murdering dozens of people come

00:32

to think of it in Standing Ovation I

00:33

don't think even one person is brutally

00:35

murdered by a crocodile but the movies

00:37

are related nonetheless because they

00:39

were both directed by this man Stuart

00:43

Raffi Stuart directed Standing Ovation

00:45

he directed Croc he directed another

00:47

movie called badir Island which I'm very

00:50

curious about and he also coincidentally

00:52

directed Mack and me that ET ripoff from

00:54

the'80s that Drew has talked about on

00:56

his channel and also Paul Rudd always

00:58

used to bring a clip of on Conan this

01:00

man has a prolific career of creating

01:03

lowbudget films that leave you

01:05

questioning if what you just watched

01:07

could even be considered a movie and

01:08

today I'm pleased to report that Croc is

01:11

no

01:14

different this movie starts off with a

01:16

little origin story for the Croc you're

01:18

probably wondering why he goes on this

01:20

murderous Rampage is he hungry is he

01:22

some kind of mutant uh no it's because

01:26

two fishermen wake him up with a bomb

01:31

hey man I get it don't wake me up with a

01:33

bomb either until I've had my morning

01:35

coffee am I right or until I've had my

01:37

morning two fishermen because the

01:39

crocodile leaps from his resting place

01:41

breaks the boat in half and the

01:43

fishermen try to swim away but they're

01:45

not fast enough for the

01:47

Croc all right man what was your

01:49

strategy here what are you doing why are

01:51

you even in that position that's not

01:52

going to help you get away maybe if I

01:54

just pretend I'm already dead he won't

01:55

be mad at me anymore maybe he'll feel

01:58

guilty and then he won't want to eat my

02:00

whole head oh no he ate my whole head

02:02

now I know what you guys want you just

02:04

want me to go through and show you all

02:06

the scenes where somebody gets eaten by

02:08

the crocodile you know how I know that

02:09

because this whole movie is on YouTube

02:11

and all of the most rewatched parts are

02:13

the parts where somebody gets eaten by

02:14

the crocodile but first the movie has to

02:16

introduce all the characters and set up

02:19

the plot and the story but hey at least

02:22

the plot of this movie probably mostly

02:24

revolves around the crocodile

02:27

right well good morning

02:30

everybody Welcome to Jack's Farm good

02:33

morning good morning most of the first

02:36

half of this movie is about this sort of

02:38

local business dispute between the main

02:40

character Jack and the owner of a

02:42

construction company K

02:46

song it's okay ladies and gentlemen

02:48

nothing to worry about not terrorism

02:50

it's just a neighbor do his own

02:51

construction Kong's still trying to get

02:53

you out every day you see Jack an

02:56

American man living in Thailand owns a

02:58

zoo which is right right in the way of a

03:00

road that Kong wants to build so he's

03:03

been trying every trick in the book to

03:04

get Jack out of his farm to get him to

03:06

give it up including sending an

03:07

investigator from the Department of

03:09

Animal Welfare to investigate him

03:11

Department of Animal Welfare Evelyn she

03:14

said she's responding to a citizen's

03:15

complaint

03:17

congratulations we're having a new

03:18

promotion at the park and you happen to

03:20

be the 50th customer of the day what do

03:22

I win a sushi dinner for two at any

03:24

restaurant on the

03:25

beach well maybe you should consider

03:27

feeding your animal instead of me

03:30

actually that's a courtship but is he

03:33

Crocs are the most vocal and sexually

03:35

aggressive of all the reptiles oh no no

03:36

no don't worry that cocodile doesn't

03:38

want to eat you he wants to sleep with

03:41

you but unfortunately she's mine so back

03:45

off does that make you feel better she's

03:47

not having it but don't worry Jack's not

03:49

getting his farm shut down he's the main

03:51

character of this story he knows how to

03:53

treat his animals he's a good old

03:55

American Boy USA USA weevils you're

04:00

feeding your bird's parasites Mr mcade

04:02

you have problems with your food bins

04:04

your water systems polluted I drink that

04:06

water myself your Meats aren't fresh

04:08

enough because your refrigerators aren't

04:09

Co oh wait hold on why does it sound

04:11

like he's not taking care of his animals

04:13

I don't know if I'm really rooting for

04:14

this guy per se honestly at this point

04:16

I'm just rooting for the animals I hope

04:18

they stage a coup and put jack in a cave

04:20

uh-oh another crocodile encounter this

04:23

little girl is swimming right towards

04:25

him they wouldn't show a kid getting

04:26

murdered would they

04:29

hi

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Ro oh few dude thank God she said

04:36

hi that's his weakness do you think when

04:38

they were writing this movie they forgot

04:40

how hard it is to talk underwater so

04:43

when they went to film this scene they

04:44

were like oh no what do we do uh well

04:47

we'll just add her saying hi crocodile

04:50

in a ghostly robot voice and post later

04:52

on Jack is hanging out with his nephew

04:54

and good friend Theo at the bar and

04:56

we'll get into what they're talking

04:57

about in a second but first can we just

04:59

appreciate the people dancing at the

05:00

beginning of this

05:03

[Music]

05:04

scene something about the way they dance

05:06

is just so captivating do you think the

05:08

director just said all right now

05:09

everybody dance like a Sim look at this

05:11

guy in the black shirt dude I've never

05:13

seen anyone dance like this in my life

05:15

he like strikes a little pose halfway

05:16

through the dance I love extras man I

05:18

want to be him when I grow up his shirt

05:20

just says play while Jack is at the bar

05:21

throwing back a couple of beers with his

05:23

high school age nephew a detail which is

05:25

never explained further Jack is

05:27

investigated again this time by the tax

05:29

Bureau Jack yes Mr Fang federal tax

05:33

Bureau you have been avoiding me for the

05:36

last 3 months so his animals are

05:38

starving and he's not paying his taxes I

05:40

actually feel like the construction

05:42

company is like the least of Jack's

05:43

worries right now but while Jack is

05:45

being interrogated by the tax man Theo

05:47

starts flirting with a girl and they

05:49

devise a plan to help him are you Theo's

05:52

father no I'm am Theo's Uncle oh uncle

05:56

is he really a rich man he's a pretty

05:58

rich guy yeah that line is my favorite

06:01

line in the whole movie The inflection

06:03

is so strange he's a pretty rich guy

06:05

yeah you need to meet my sister very

06:07

good for you

06:09

come if it's okay with you if it's okay

06:12

with you he's about to arrest you for

06:14

tax evasion but he does let him go he's

06:16

like look man I may be part of the tax

06:18

Bureau but I'm not a block go meet

06:20

this chick man let me know how it goes

06:22

so Jack yes we are going to start a fire

06:25

and you are going to dive into the ocean

06:29

what don't worry kind stranger as we've

06:32

grown quite fond of your nephew over

06:34

these past gosh 12 seconds so naturally

06:37

we decided to help you commit our sin to

06:40

escape the

06:42

[Music]

06:50

police and off he goes dude they did

06:53

that good they must do this a lot also I

06:55

guess the tide must be out cuz they told

06:57

him to dive into the ocean and once he

06:59

leapt off the thing he landed in the

07:00

sand that could have ended very badly if

07:02

he didn't know that so long

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suckers oh oh God my

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legs I'm going to prison so they just

07:12

barely escaped the police and I know

07:14

what you're thinking it must be time to

07:15

skip town right now that the police

07:18

Animal Welfare tax enforcement and this

07:21

construction company are all after him

07:23

nope he just goes back to work like

07:24

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07:27

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09:11

the whole escaping from the police

09:13

incident two of those teens from the bar

09:15

decide to go make out in the

09:17

ocean this is great they're smooching

09:20

they're making out the boy goes

09:22

underwater

09:24

to I actually don't know what he was

09:26

planning on doing down there it kind of

09:27

looks like he's going to suck on her

09:28

toes but you know who that attracts The

09:33

Croc The Croc said hold on Old on if

09:36

anybody's sucking on anybody's toes

09:38

around here you better believe it's

09:39

going to be the most sexually aggressive

09:41

reptile so he eats the boy and then he

09:43

eats the girl all while this lone

09:44

terrified girl watches on in

09:51

horror I love how casually she rides

09:54

away she is in no rush ah a Killer Croc

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I got to go get help

09:59

but I shouldn't go too fast I got to

10:02

focus on

10:03

me I got to take care of myself first my

10:06

sister here saw a young girl get

10:07

attacked by a crocodile are you sure it

10:09

was a crocodile I'm absolutely sure it

10:12

tail make a big splash and there was

10:16

lots of

10:19

blood okay What's My Line What's My Line

10:22

What's My Line okay nailed it hopefully

10:25

they just edit out that 5 Seconds of

10:27

Silence that night Jack is tending to

10:29

some of his baby crocodiles which sound

10:31

like lasers for some

10:33

reason when Kong's crew get a genius

10:36

idea they sneak into the zoo and release

10:38

Jack's adult Crocs who do not sound like

10:41

lasers that way they can make it look

10:43

like one of them killed those teens that

10:45

night what time did you leave them last

10:47

night just before dark do you have any

10:49

idea what happened well we still don't

10:51

know anything yet but they may have been

10:53

swept out by a current or something oh

10:55

yeah no good call no no need to give any

10:57

Credence to the girl who literally saw

10:58

them get eaten by an alligator now she

11:00

was probably just making it up she

11:02

probably just wanted attention she's

11:03

like curled up in a corner traumatized

11:05

somewhere and they're just like stop

11:07

lying there's no such thing as

11:09

alligators you

11:10

idiot you killed them didn't you during

11:13

this scene there's a mysterious man just

11:15

kind of lurking on the sidelines of the

11:17

investigation he's not part of the

11:18

police he's just there and he's

11:21

mysterious but it seems like he might

11:23

have a hunch and then suddenly the

11:24

police pull a leg out of the water

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[Music]

11:29

do you think she could survive with this

11:31

missing what kind of question is that uh

11:33

maybe she's still alive it's just a leg

11:35

she might not even noticed it fell out

11:37

like a tooth or something look like some

11:39

possible tooth lacerations here but it

11:42

could also be a prop old prop what about

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a

11:45

crocodile you must be joking maybe

11:50

not well it could be a croc or a shark a

11:53

Croc are you insane you should lose your

11:55

job just for that suggestion

11:59

uh but yeah it could be that's not going

12:00

to sit very well with the Chamber of

12:02

Commerce yeah I was just thinking the

12:03

same thing man kid gets eaten by a

12:04

crocodile first thing I'm thinking about

12:06

is how is the Chamber of Commerce going

12:08

to react so the police show up to

12:09

interrogate Jack who is frantically

12:11

looking for all the crocodiles he's lost

12:13

you doing Phil I'm here on official

12:15

business Jack yeah we assumed so you're

12:19

a police officer and you pulled up with

12:21

like 15 other police officers I know

12:24

what it looks like but no strip club

12:27

tonight Jack yeah I know people are

12:29

dying I'm here on official

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business unless no dude we have to catch

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this crocodile before it kills again

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right right yes exactly but what if it's

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at the strip club yo so the girl that

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Theo was flirting with at the bar is

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having a funeral for her cousin and

12:45

since everyone thinks it was Jack's

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crocodile that ate the cousin they are

12:48

not very happy when he shows up and he

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is very

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confused you

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okay what's the matter he keeps asking

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are you okay hey and what's wrong when

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everybody doesn't want to talk to him

13:02

dude somebody died what's going on why

13:04

is everyone so sad Hey where's your

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cousin the ugly one you need to get

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these kids out of the water we've got a

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Croc out here what kind of Croc one that

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eats people yeah right all right man

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why' you even ask if you weren't going

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to care what he said he gave you the

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worst answer you could possibly hear

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while your kids are in the water and you

13:23

were still like ah yeah I don't care but

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look we know from earlier that sure this

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movie is violent but they would never

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actually show a child getting murdered

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by a cocen

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no Liz you got AOS tanks yeah what's

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going on Croc just took a kid where'd it

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go why is everyone so nonchalant after

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hearing the craziest things Croc just

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took a kid oh word nice I was looking

13:45

for somewhere to post up where did they

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head to the strip club it's from a

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different era monster from the

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past my uh grandfather got me a baby

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croc for my 10th

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birthday why not the best of pets

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ate my favorite hamster yeah he was a

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crocodile they do that Jack and Evelyn

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decide to take matters into their own

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hands and go hunting for the crocodile

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Jack almost shoots him but he misses and

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then he makes it sound like a cicada but

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on the plus side they do meet the

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mysterious man from earlier who finally

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introduces himself oh sorry Hawkins Croc

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Hawkins his name is

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Croc Croc Hawkins name's Croc now I know

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what you're thinking but no it's not

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short for

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crocodile I'm after the shoe and it's

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time for another crocodile

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attack I love this one because he is

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getting dragged away for so long and

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they just watch him nobody does anything

14:49

to help they're just like oh man he's

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dead help I'm not dead there's still

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time it's like I can still hear his

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voice you sound sounds scared while Jack

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Evelyn and Croc are hunting the Croc the

15:02

other two villains just die they get

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eaten by the

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crocodile so I guess that whole plot

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line is just over it's kind of

15:12

anticlimactic Jack didn't get a chance

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to like triumph over the unjust

15:17

Corporation they just got devoured by a

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wild beast but good for him I guess now

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he can tend to his malnutritioned

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animals in peace here you go a shot of

15:27

OJ in your vodka thanks Nector of the

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Gods thanks I think the one thing that's

15:32

going to help me kill this thing is

15:33

being super wasted so who are all these

15:36

people anyway you can't have this many

15:38

friends oh my God skewer him man so who

15:41

are all these people anyway you're way

15:44

too creepy to have this many friends are

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these people you kidnapped or something

15:48

they're the ones that couldn't run fast

15:50

enough the ones that couldn't think fast

15:52

enough the ones that couldn't swim fast

15:55

enough basically just the really dumb

15:57

slow ones one thing that really

15:59

surprised me about this movie is how

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overwhelmingly positive all of the

16:03

comments on YouTube are this movie is

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super boring the acting is really bad

16:08

there are long periods of seemingly

16:09

pointless plot development and yet the

16:11

YouTube comments seem to love it but

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they are pretty much exclusively all

16:14

about how pretty the scenery in Thailand

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is and not about the movie or the plot

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at all so I guess that makes sense great

16:20

movie well filmed nice locations

16:22

beautiful filming never thought Thailand

16:24

was so perfect to Paradise thanks so

16:26

much yeah well it's not that perfect if

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people keep getting eaten by by

16:29

alligators is it great movie with

16:30

beautiful scenery thanks do these people

16:32

think that the director invented

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Thailand cuz he didn't it's been around

16:37

for a while and you can go there so they

16:38

find the Croc and they kill it it's

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honestly pretty

16:47

unsatisfying I don't know what I was

16:49

expecting for them to like pull off the

16:51

mask of the alligator and it was the tax

16:53

investigator all along but I was hoping

16:54

for some kind of closure as to like why

16:57

this happened out out side of two

17:00

fishermen woke him up with a bomb the

17:01

ending of this movie is very somber

17:03

they're all just kind of traumatized on

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their little boat until Jack sister asks

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Croc if the crocodile ate his leg I

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forgot to mention Croc only has one leg

17:11

I don't know if you've noticed that and

17:13

so you just assume oh he must be hunting

17:15

The Croc because the Croc ate his leg

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and Croc says oh I don't

17:20

know lost that leg driving forklift in

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the

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Navy good good good I was hoping this

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movie would end like an episode of The

17:32

Big Bang Theory well guys thanks for

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