TikToks Only Girls Understand

Hello friends it's me and today we are

checking out some Tik toks that are just

for the girls when he doesn't instantly

pay attention to me oh my God babe look

at this working on something important

sorry babe let me see no like it was

probably a Tik Tok I've already scrolled

past it closed the page opened up

Instagram you missed your chance I don't

even want to show you anymore how do you

expect me to find it on a never changing

for you page I like how it says working

on something important when he's just

scrolling through Twitter literally no

one girls hands like uh we are so

talented you know we've really evolved

after years of having the world's

smallest Pockets we are able to hold

many things in our hands a camera what

is this called the Apple Visor Vision

Pro completely forgot phone lip gloss

and a water me walking past a group of

guys literally walking past any group of

people going into an elevator with

another person

I'm texting back all the 78 people that

I know right this moment can't talk to

you I'm so busy me actually getting the

password wrong till my phone locks it's

not the lighting it's

you oh man I can relate to this it's

like you look fine when the lighting is

even and then when it's like overhead

lighting or just like weird different

angles I feel like every time I shoot a

Dar manand video the lighting is like so

unflattering or maybe I'm just ugly or

both but it's really not you it's the

lighting and then when people see you in

this lighting they'll be like what's

wrong with you are you okay you look

tired tired of you when you sit down and

your pants do the

thing no when I was in school this used

to make me so self-conscious like I

would always wear jeans and they would

always just like be there in all its

girthy presence I don't know I would

just always like adjust it pull up my

pants sit differently so it didn't look

like I had a wiener no nails are broken

wait a second this is actually genius so

instead of tucking your bed sheets in

with your nails and risking a casualty

just do it with a spatula these ain't

just for flipping burgers actually

genius I'll learn more on Tik Tok than I

did at

school POV you have

bangs Okay I finally figured out why

bangs don't stay in the front of your

head some people's hair follicles want

to go a certain direction mine want to

go so when I have B I have to wear a hat

or put a headband on so it holds it and

presses it down in this position

otherwise they' be floating around like

the particles you see on the side of

your eye also all your favorite K-pop

Idols they have a bang secret they all

get their bangs permed to go forward

yeah it's a thing a lot of bangs They

don't like being bangs They have so much

self-hatred they do not want to

cooperate and be bangs so they'd be

doing like this and this and that and

that you know anything but this so it's

like if you try to put the bangs in the

front of your face and they look like

this you can get it permed and it looks

like this also if your bangs naturally

go forward congratulations you're God's

favorite this girl found a bang hack for

the bangs you want to know what I just

figured

out it puts them perfectly is if you tap

the top of your bangs it puts them back

to where they perfectly go right so say

they get all willy-nilly in the wind and

you get finally get inside right just

adjust it with your fingers a little bit

give that a tap babe and it's perfect

again it's perfect no I look like Justin

Bieber this ain't perfect why is this

what have you done to me I think this

only works if they're just like cut

straight across nobody told me this not

a single person I've had bangs for the

past year and a half well

congratulations I'm glad it works for

you but I'm going to still be here

struggling because it does not work for

me when it's finally time to eat the

emergency snack at the bottom of your

bag it's been here for who knows how

long a couple months almost 2 years but

it's time I'm at the airport I'm hungry

there's nothing to eat pull it out it's

probably 3 months expired crusty and

dusty but you have no choice I don't

care it's still going to hit long nail

problems this gives me so much anxiety

this is actually part of the reason why

I don't do my nails super long anymore I

be getting gas sometimes they don't got

Apple pay so I have to actually put the

card in and then when you take it out

it's like a whole predicament sometimes

you have to go like this and try to pull

it out sometimes with the thumbs and if

you know you know it's just a struggle

and one time time I had to pay for

parking and I couldn't get it out my

sister also has long nails she couldn't

get it out we had to trust this dude and

be like bro can you please just take the

card out don't steal it I'm ready to

fight I might not be able to pull the

card out but I can stab you I how about

one of these in your eye no but he was

nice he he just gave the card back but I

don't like asking for help I don't like

talking to strangers either these are

long enough to be able to like flip

tortillas flip my chicken fingers in the

oven over but also short enough to take

the card out of the slot so this is the

way I be living now that one friend you

can't take too expensive restaurants I

finally found somebody she worse than me

you know I thought I was bad because I

eat with my nails and my hands and like

that's why I don't like eating in front

of people that I don't know that well I

like to put my legs up or sit crisscross

applesauce I eat in my hand but like

this this is foul but also this is how

most people probably see me eating I

don't be stabbing the potatoes like that

though that's a violation it's like

those weird nail videos where they can

make nails out of anything this time

it's actually edible I can't believe she

actually eating those off her nails when

you have long hair and it gets stuck in

literally anything I did not know this

is a problem you guys have to deal with

the door knobs are also an OP I thought

it was the door handles you know they

grab you by the shirt but even the knob

I thought the knobs were harmless that's

the last thing I'd be afraid of if my

hair was that long all it takes is just

one person that doesn't like you just

come up to and just cut it off or just

some random person who happened to be

walking behind you on the street that

has scissors like what if they let the

intrusive thoughts win one day I don't

know is that a crime cutting somebody's

hair it's got to be some kind of assault

I don't know I am afraid I saw a Tik Tok

of some girl who was just walking and

got punched in the face and look look at

the bump I can't even imagine how much

that hurt my friends told me I walk very

fast look I wasn't looking I was looking

at a fluffy hat in the window I walked

into a steel beam it's like a metal pole

but like rectangular it's been like 2

weeks and my head still hurts y'all need

find the dude who did this I don't know

how people get away with this like

you're in New York City there's like so

many people everywhere at all times like

some random dude is going to punch some

random girl like you know if something

like this happens you got to like scream

for help so other people in the vicinity

are alerted of what happened you know

unfortunately when I walked into the

steel beam I couldn't scream I didn't

say nothing I waited until I got into my

car I started crying you can't scream at

a pole but you can scream at a

man she tied her hair into a knot pulled

and

it just comes apart wait a second let me

tie my hair in a notot see what happens

it's going to stay because I have dry

brittle hair oh wait

what okay tying a knot I tied it pretty

tight I'm pulling you're telling me it

doesn't stay in just unravels

unbelievable why you do that it's like

those Maybelline commercials is this

what they meant by bouncy hair course it

from the

front course it from the side I thought

it was going to be from the back and you

can see your back girl smooshed in

between the lacing but yeah also valid

it's like it takes all the boob you have

and then just puts it over the spillage

of thy breast it will be like that when

your bestie needs to make a boy

jealous she's going to become a boy the

banana too what are you going to do with

that was the banana necessary I'm pretty

sure it just fell down to our ankles I

don't know I wish I scrolled to the end

of this video before watching the

process cuz I see her and I'm just like

she's a little too pretty to be a manad

how to soft launch your new boyfriend

yeah but you probably haven't blocked so

how is he going to see this y you got a

little something

there did you just put sharpie on me

there's a hole I fixed it the one

legitimate 5 minute crafts hack that

actually works you got a hole in your

leggings you Sharpie that bit nobody

will know till you take it off and you

have a massive regular mole when I wear

an outfit that isn't a Leisure or jeans

oh God scared okay I'm about to do it

I'm doing it I'm going out the way shut

up you're literally being so brave yeah

I'll do this walk around my bathroom for

2 minutes be uncomfortable and then go

put my leggings back on I can never go

wrong with that Leisure I already told

you to go like get it get it don't don't

well clearly she is not me I'm not the

girls who get it why would you flush ice

cubes and then put a spoon under your

pillow is it to stop that the poo stink

from stink thinking the spoon under the

pillow like who do you think you are

thumbalina no that's the princess on the

pee but she slept with a pee under many

many mattresses spoon under pillow it's

a snow day ritual that's very wholesome

so if you're hoping for a snow day

tomorrow you flush ice cubes down the

toilet and put a spoot under your pillow

and then wear your pajamas Inside Out

does it work I have no idea I live in

the desert modern day witchcraft for the

girls who get it I was just trying to

take a cute bit of my

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outfit I would totally look hot pregnant

when you walk past the mirror after

eating dinner and you start posing with

your little food belly and give it a

good rub yeah about that um for $1

19.99 you two can look like me I was not

expecting that girl same y'all see that

ponytail maybe she's born with it maybe

it's inh

hair POV you're on your period and got a

cramp the pain the boys will never know

I got one of these today I felt like I

was going to die I was driving I was on

my way to get matcha I like stumbled out

of my car it's like being downed for a

minute there's nothing you can do give

me a moment to suffer when you try to

take aesthetic Instagram pictures okay

that's a lot of pictures of a shoe oh

she brought out the Alex or a light you

know I have one of these little handheld

lights for taking pictures and they're

honestly so good for taking pictures it

is literally my boyfriend's hell to be

seen in public with me holding one of

these lights he's very anti- influencer

he is just so embarrassed by this light

but anyways that's all for today I hope

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