Insane Willy Wonka Experience

the story of a Willy Wonka experien gone

wrong in Glasgow Scotland has taken the

Internet by storm and I love it I don't

think I've ever in all my life seen such

an impressive and inspiring dumpster

fire of an event it is just Mah it is

just perfect this event which was

supposed to give kids the chance to

experience Wily Wonka's chocolate

factory was so bad it prompted parents

to call the police to get Justice for

the horrors they had witnessed police

were called to an immersive Willy Wonka

experience after family showed up to an

empty Warehouse the event reportedly

charged $40 per entry that's per person

by the way advertised with AI art and

said it would be a journey filled with

wondrous creations and enchanting

surprises at every turn and oh what

enchanting surprises they found kids

were all dressed up and crying waiting

for what they thought was going to be a

magical experience yeah that's the

surprise no magic here just Sadness the

surprise was them crying if they called

the police that's how you know it was

bad cuz they didn't even do that in the

actual Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

and kids were dying in that movie and

honestly it does look like it was

terrifying take a look at some of the

images of the abandoned warehouse that

parents had to spend $40 to gain access

to okay here we have some sort of

chocolate fountain uh with murky brown

Water floating in it we have one bouncy

castle that can fit like three kids

giant empty space filled with table and

chairs you're probably thinking there

must be something pretty good to eat

here with all these table and chairs

probably some pretty tasty chocolate

right no there was no chocolate at this

event these photos look like a crime

scene dude these look like willly Wonka

had to flee the country after the FDA

found fentol in his chocolate so he has

to post up in an abandoned Factory to

keep the business going while the feds

are after him you got this lovely scene

I think that the size of the warehouse

really screwed them over honestly if it

was a smaller room things wouldn't it

wouldn't look so empty there would still

be nothing to do there but it wouldn't

look so sad in a way seeing this

photography light in front of this like

$2 Candyland backdrop makes me feel kind

of sad for the people who put on this

event like a you really thought people

were going to want to take pictures in

front of this [ __ ] of course not no if

two parents brought two kids to this

event it would cost

$160 and you're getting this I think I

get why they called the police honestly

dude if I was promised some kind of fun

Willy Wonka experience for the kids and

then showed up to this foggy Warehouse I

would think I was about to be murdered

in some kind of Willy Wonka themed Saw

movie and if that's not enough wait

until you see the nightmarish characters

they had running around this place so

this is one of the most famous pictures

to come out of the whole ordeal this is

an Oompa Loompa obviously a lot of

people are focusing on the facial

expression she's making in this picture

she looks exasperated and honestly I

don't blame her this has to be like the

worst acting gig she's ever had as far

as I know this actor wasn't putting on

the event she was just hired to be there

she's probably dealing with crying

children pissed off parents also I'm

pretty sure canonically the Oompa

Loompas are enslaved by Willy Wonka so

the facial expression makes sense in

that context too what I'm actually more

concerned with is everything else going

on in this photo why is there so much

smoke I'm not super familiar with the

process of making chocolate but I'm 100%

sure there should not be that much smoke

happening no wonder she's making that

face dude she's high as hell and I love

all the mismatched chemistry gear she's

got strewn about the table beers vials

this mysterious Elixir locked up in a

little glass box a

quill Oompa Loompas take notes like

Wizards from the 1300s I didn't know

that all right now the other two

characters that were at this thing I got

to introduce you to at the same time

because they're both in the same video

clip so let me introduce you to Willy

Wonka and The Unknown what is that it's

the

unknown man what the hell dude [ __ ]

everything else I would call the police

based off of that who is that demon

surprising twists and turns was right in

the advertisement I would not expect to

take my kids to a Willy Wonka experience

and have them be accosted by a shadow

figure I can tell you that right now

it's terrifying that willly Wonka says

what is that when he sees it what is

that like dude this is your chocolate

factory you don't even know what that is

we are so [ __ ] here's a different clip

of some other kids experiencing the

unknown

as

scare love

fantastic yeah that's the correct

reaction to seeing the unknown what is

that Wonka says it this kid says it I'm

saying it also I love that baby's

reaction that was like a primal instinct

to make that sound humans have evolved

for millions of years to make that sound

when they see the

unknown According to some reports that

I've read from the event the unknown is

supposed to be an evil chocolate maker

who hides in the walls and scares little

children is he a part of the actual

Wonka story no was it advertised that

there would be a child scaring monster

at this event no but speaking of the

advertising for the event one of the

most insane parts of this whole story is

that this company that made this event

House of Illuminati apparently used

exclusively AI generated images to

advertise this event surprisingly the

website is still up up so you can go and

check it out for yourself welcome to

Wily's chocolate experience dive into

the Whimsical of Wily's chocolate

experience exclamation point comma so

you've got images like this which at

first look like some kind of fun Candy

Land but then the closer you look it

doesn't really make any sense like what

the [ __ ] is this thing is that supposed

to be a bunny who the hell is that I

don't like the looks of these things but

then you get images like this

advertising the Twilight tunnel which

are so clearly AI generated it makes you

wonder if the whole of event was being

run by an AI because how could a human

not notice that there are so many typos

in all of these images you got dim tight

detractions Ural featuring dejection and

sde then you've got uring entertainment

which of course includes cat gatting

Cary tons and a padise of sweet tee and

on top of the website being seemingly

designed by AI apparently all of the

actor's lines were too which we know

thanks to this video posted by the actor

who played Willy Wonka going to be

poking a little bit of fun at the event

but I wanted to say before I start that

I feel for anyone who bought tickets to

this people who are expecting a magical

chocolate experience people who were

unfortunately captured by the unknown we

hope you are found soon so the first red

flag for me was when I was cast as wi

willly Wonka um anyone who looks at me

and thinks Wily Wonka and not Umpa

lumper is out of their mind I give off

major Umpa lumper energy I got cast as

the part on the Thursday um and was told

that I needed to learn the script for

the Friday so I said no problem send it

over the script was 15

pages monologue pretty much of AI

generated gibberish you know what I'm

kind of curious about if the script was

AI generated where did the unknown come

from did the event organizers just ask

chat GPT to generate a script about

willly Wonka's chocolate factory and it

just threw that [ __ ] in cuz that's

terrifying ch he was like hm planning an

event for kids huh I know just the thing

to add don't worry I'm great with kids

so I'll give you one of the lines from

the script uh I'm not going to do the

Willy Wonka voice because I think I've

embarrassed myself enough but one of my

favorite lines was there is a man who

lives here his name is not known so we

call him the unknown the

unknown is an evil chocolate

maker who lives in the

walls

what we were told on the uh experience

to hand out a jelly bean one Jelly Bean

uh per child and A4 of a cup of Tesco's

un brand lemonade one Jelly Bean all

that smoke the Oompa Loompa had to

endure and she was just back there

cranking out one Jelly Bean maybe the

unknown was introduced as some way to

canonically explain why there was no

chocolate at the event sorry kids

there's no chocolate here today an evil

chocolate maker showed up and he shot

the Oompa loomas they're dead now so one

of the Oompa Loompas from the event also

posted a Tik Tok kind of poking fun at

the whole experience but the one actor

we haven't heard from yet is the one

that we all obviously want to talk to

the unknown unknown we need to know your

story what was your inspiration for your

performance how did you get into

character the unknown must have had the

worst time of any of the actors because

like you got hired to do a performance

of wily Wonka and you got cast as a

character that's not in Wily Wonka just

like an evil spirit that lives in

mirrors and then your job for an entire

day is to scare and confuse unsuspecting

children who have no clue what they're

in for every time a kid came around that

corner you just know the unknown was

like God damn it I got to traumatize

another kid the Oompa Loompa from the

famous photo ended up doing an interview

with vulture where she describes the

moment that children saw her for the

first time and it is very sad tell me

about the moment as the kids started

coming in did you see the Innocents

leave their eyes they were quite upset I

think they were confused but it was more

the parents I just looked at them and I

think they must have known when they

looked at me an older couple said to me

I really really hope you get paid well

for this this sounds like she's

describing people witnessing the

wreckage of a tsunami or something it's

crazy each individual person that laid

eyes on her had to take a second to

mourn when you say walk through how long

are we talking here to walk through this

event I'm telling you this would have

taken about 2 minutes I've never

experienced anything like this in my

life dude honestly that's kind of smart

cuz like 2 minutes isn't even long

enough to process like the first stages

of grief you're getting these people in

and out before they can even realize

they got scammed you know they don't

even know what the [ __ ] just happened

after the police were called people

started getting refunded the story blew

up the director of the company who put

on this event did eventually apolog oliz

I'm really shocked that the event had

fallen short of the expectations of

people on paper yeah dude on paper the

event was awesome no chocolate abandoned

warehouse Smokey Oompa just like the

movie there was every intention to hold

the event from the pictures despite not

being the best light hopefully you'll be

able to see that there was every

intention to hold the event no we know

you were planning on holding the event

that's kind of the problem I think a lot

of people wish you didn't unfortunately

there were unforeseen circumstances and

the event didn't come to life he's like

we were not expecting ing that evil

chocolate maker to show up the unknown

ruined the event these issues were

technological in

nature H we had ordered a holographic

paper that didn't arrive on time the

holographic technology in itself is

absolutely fabulous technology and

unfortunately there was a delay in

postage holographic paper no I don't

think that was the problem with the

event actually the lack of holographic

paper I don't know what holographic

paper is but based on his Reliance on

chat GPT and mid journey I do not trust

his opinion of absolutely fabulous

technology so I'm just going to go ahead

and assume the holographic paper would

not have helped well Gang This is surely

an event that will go down in the

history books I hope you enjoyed this

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