Open Thoughts with John Cena
Summary
TLDRIn this engaging and unconventional interview, an anonymous interviewer has an intriguing conversation with someone assumed to be John Cena, a former professional wrestler. The dialogue takes unexpected turns, with the interviewer playfully trying to catch the interviewee in lies about his past experiences and career. Despite the lighthearted banter and occasional confusion, the interview delves into thought-provoking topics, including the nature of fame, the line between reality and performance, and the interviewee's relationship with his fans. As the conversation progresses, the interviewer's admiration for the interviewee seems to wane, leading to a somewhat disheartening conclusion where the connection between the two is severed.
Takeaways
- đ The conversation is a comedic interview between the interviewer and someone who is initially presumed to be John Cena, a famous wrestler.
- đ However, the interviewee denies being John Cena or being involved in various movies/events that the interviewer attributes to him.
- đ€ The interviewer seems to be fabricating scenarios and details about the interviewee's life and career, leading to a surreal and humorous conversation.
- đ There are several references to the interviewee allegedly urinating on himself during a movie, which the interviewee denies.
- đ€ The interviewer brings up music and rap, questioning the interviewee's claimed status as a one-hit rapper who quit.
- đ€« At one point, the interviewee's voice is digitized and made deeper, adding to the comedic and bizarre nature of the conversation.
- đ€ The identity of the interviewee remains ambiguous throughout, as they deny or fail to confirm many of the interviewer's claims about them.
- đ€·ââïž The interviewee appears to play along with the interviewer's absurd lines of questioning, leading to a disjointed and nonsensical dialogue.
- đ The overall tone is humorous, with the interviewer seemingly trying to catch the interviewee in lies or force them into comical admissions.
- đ€Ż The conversation ends with the interviewee acknowledging that they have severed their connection with the interviewer, further adding to the confusing and silly nature of the exchange.
Q & A
What is the overall context of the conversation?
-The conversation appears to be an interview with a famous person, likely a wrestler or actor, where the interviewer asks a mix of serious and humorous questions while trying to understand the interviewee's background and persona.
What seems to be the interviewer's approach or style?
-The interviewer has an unconventional and spontaneous approach, frequently changing topics and probing with unexpected or absurd questions. He also uses wordplay and hypothetical scenarios to elicit responses from the interviewee.
How does the interviewee respond to the interviewer's questions?
-The interviewee generally plays along with the interviewer's style, providing both serious and comical responses. However, there are moments where he seems perplexed or unwilling to engage with certain lines of questioning.
What is the significance of the 'Malibu's Most Wanted' reference?
-The interviewer appears to mistake the interviewee for a character from the movie 'Malibu's Most Wanted', likely due to their similar attire. This leads to a humorous exchange where the interviewee clarifies that he was not in that movie.
What is the purpose of the 'blur' and 'digitized voice' effect mentioned?
-The interviewer suggests adding a blur effect and a digitized voice to maintain the interviewee's anonymity, likely because the interviewee is a well-known figure who prefers to keep a low profile.
What is the significance of the 'EBT' reference?
-The interviewer brings up 'EBT' (Electronic Benefit Transfer, a form of government assistance) and implies that the interviewee may have used or been associated with it in the past, potentially as a way to probe into the interviewee's background or upbringing.
What is the relevance of the 'wrestling' discussion?
-Wrestling appears to be a significant part of the interviewee's career or persona, and the interviewer asks questions about memorable matches, moves, and the nature of the sport itself.
What is the purpose of the 'album cover' segment?
-The interviewer shows an album cover with a suggestive title, likely as a humorous reference to the interviewee's wrestling moves or persona, and suggests collaborating on a remix of the song.
What is the significance of the 'hood' discussion?
-The interviewer brings up the concept of 'the hood' and asks the interviewee for their perspective, potentially probing into the interviewee's background or familiarity with urban culture.
How does the interview end?
-The interview ends with the interviewer expressing disappointment that the interviewee is no longer his favorite wrestler or comedian, and the interviewee acknowledging the lack of connection while still promoting an upcoming movie.
Outlines
đ„ Unconventional Interview with John Cena
The paragraph captures an unconventional and free-flowing interview with John Cena, where the interviewer and Cena engage in a playful and sometimes surreal conversation. Topics range from Cena's career, his wrestling persona, his role in the movie 'Malibu's Most Wanted,' and his overall demeanor. The interaction is marked by witty exchanges, unexpected tangents, and a blurring of reality and fiction.
đź Discussing Prize Pick App and Personal History
The paragraph transitions to a discussion about the Prize Pick app, where users can pick their favorite players from various sports and potentially win prizes. The conversation then shifts to Cena's background, with the interviewer seemingly inventing details about Cena's past, such as his mother selling EBT (Electronic Benefit Transfer) cards and Cena's alleged history of overdoing moves during his wrestling career. Cena responds with a mix of amusement and ambiguity, neither confirming nor denying the claims.
đž Instagram Presence and Child Support Allegations
The discussion revolves around Cena's presence on Instagram and his alleged reluctance to post pictures of himself. The interviewer suggests a theory that Cena might be running from outstanding child support payments, which Cena denies. The paragraph also touches on the interviewer's request to digitize and distort Cena's voice and image, presumably to maintain his anonymity.
đ Memorable Wrestling Matches and Career Highlights
The conversation shifts to Cena's wrestling career, with the interviewer inquiring about his most memorable matches and career-defining moments. Cena responds with humorous ambiguity, neither confirming nor denying specific matches or events mentioned by the interviewer. The discussion also touches on Cena's decision to pursue wrestling and the evolution of his signature moves.
đ€ Rap Career and Alleged Movie Appearance
The paragraph explores Cena's alleged rap career, with the interviewer claiming that Cena released one song and then quit, drawing a parallel to Tupac Shakur. The discussion also touches on an alleged movie appearance by Cena, which he neither confirms nor denies. The interviewer seems to be inventing details about Cena's history, which Cena responds to with a mix of amusement and ambiguity.
đ€« Anonymity and Fictional Backstory
The paragraph continues with the interviewer weaving a fictional backstory for Cena, claiming that he was homeless, worked at 7-Eleven, and had a different beginning to his wrestling career. Cena remains ambiguous in his responses, neither confirming nor denying the details provided by the interviewer. The conversation also touches on the interviewer's attempt to maintain Cena's anonymity through voice distortion and blurring.
đ§ Philosophical Musings and Personal Preferences
The discussion takes a philosophical turn, with the interviewer posing thought-provoking questions about the meaning of phrases like 'why me' and the concept of selfishness. The conversation also explores Cena's personal preferences, such as his dating choices, deodorant brand, and hairstyle preferences. Cena responds with a mix of philosophical musings and personal anecdotes.
đ” Musical Tastes and Rap Preferences
The paragraph delves into Cena's musical tastes and preferences, with the interviewer inquiring about his favorite rappers and songs. Cena seems to struggle to recall specific song titles or artists, leading to a humorous exchange where the interviewer attempts to catch him in lies or inconsistencies. The discussion also touches on Cena's claim that he doesn't listen to music in the car.
đŹ Farewell and Appreciation for the Interview Experience
In the final paragraph, the interviewer expresses gratitude for the opportunity to interview Cena, despite their apparent disconnect and lack of a lasting connection. Cena is given the opportunity to address his fans and supporters directly, although the interviewer seems disappointed that Cena is no longer his favorite wrestler or comedian. The paragraph reflects on the unique and unconventional nature of the interview experience.
Mindmap
Keywords
đĄWrestling
đĄFan
đĄCharacter
đĄMovie
đĄAttitude Adjustment
đĄComedian
đĄAnonymity
đĄResearch
đĄRapper
đĄNeighborhood Hero
Highlights
Comedian Marco asks John Cena (or someone pretending to be him) a series of unconventional and humorous questions, often mixing real events with fictional scenarios.
Marco tries to catch the interviewee in a lie by mentioning a fictional match between him and Hulk Hogan, to which the interviewee responds skillfully.
Marco presents a photoshopped image of the interviewee in the movie 'Malibu's Most Wanted,' which the interviewee denies being a part of.
The interviewee is asked about his favorite part of a movie, to which he playfully responds that he got to 'piss himself.'
Marco attempts to create a meme by prompting the interviewee to say 'I pissed myself' while looking directly at the camera.
The interviewee is asked about his preference for swiping up or down on dating apps, to which he gives an unexpected response.
Marco questions the interviewee about his hairline and hypothesizes about him potentially going bald, referencing Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson's style.
The interviewee is asked to name some of Tupac's songs, but he struggles to recall any specific titles.
Marco attempts to catch the interviewee by asking him to name his favorite comedian, to which the interviewee deflects and avoids giving a direct answer.
The interviewee is asked about his definition of 'the hood,' to which he provides a descriptive and somewhat stereotypical response.
Marco asks the interviewee to 'vibe check' by looking into a specific camera and expressing himself, which the interviewee attempts to do.
The interviewee is questioned about the longest movie set he has been on, to which he responds with a humorous answer of six months and two weeks.
Marco presents an album cover with an explicit title and asks the interviewee if he has heard of it, suggesting it might be related to his wrestling moves.
The interviewee is asked about his experience with EBT (Electronic Benefit Transfer), leading to a comedic exchange where Marco implies his mother used to sell EBT benefits.
Marco asks the interviewee to share a message with his fans and supporters, to which the interviewee responds by thanking the audience for their time, despite their lack of connection.
Transcripts
[Music]
and action uh do we got D
camer no he's
nuts that's good how you doing doing
well I'm doing way to started off with
the de nuts yeah like something I just
made off the rip I'm going say I'm a big
fan what is your definition of a fan if
you must say uh something that mov air
mhm so when people say I'm a big fan
what do you think instantly when you
hear man they must move a lot of air
mhm okay it's hard to see you right now
it's not the first time I've gotten that
mhm
so I must ask the move F you yes what do
F you stand for well um you know your
interpretation could be whatever it
needs to be mine was simply you mhm
yeah so you did that move on a lot of
people yes with with that sort of intent
like you but it got
switched uh to the uh to the AA the
attitude adjustment which is a little
more I never knew about that it's okay
it's all right but you knew about the fu
yeah so at least we can start somewhere
yes the evolution of that move
eventually uh evolved itself into the
attitude adjustment so where did your
outfit come from like the attire with
the shorts no Shir what was it um I
didn't want to wrestle in standard
wrestling gear like uh spandex tights
and leather calf high boots so I wanted
to wear sneakers and shorts mhm I'm must
say you didn't done a lot of movies and
this is one of my favorite movies that
you're done I thought you were going to
say this is the
latest oh thank you what is what do we
have
here thank you I appreciate that this is
Malibu's Most Wanted right yeah that was
one of your Classics H um I I'm a big
fan of of giving accolades where they're
due and I'm also a big fan of respect
this possibly could be a photoshopped
image um I I I was a huge fan of Mal was
most wanted so I mean it's uh
unfortunately this is not I mean this is
me this is my face but unfortunately
this is not I was not in that movie but
it's a you know a misconception I'm
willing to I'm willing to digest that's
fine it's a pretty good pick oh
yeah sure I thought you I thought so
that's where I thought the Wardrobe came
from the Wardrobe yeah cuz it was your
always Dr style uh I think the origins
of it were were kind kind of down the
lane of of a Malibu's Most Wanted sort
of vibe yeah mhm yeah although that was
not me mhm yeah so Ryan
AKA
stacky sticky stacky Ryan stacky Ryan
stacky Ryan stacky
mhm I feel like it's a character that
you're playing of who you always being
and who you are in real life a character
that no one sees and hear about and you
step in a row with somebody else and we
already don't even see you that makes
sense I think what I'm hearing is you're
referring to Ricky sikki Right Ricky
steni correct correct okay uh that's an
interesting perspective not too
far-fetched yeah a guy playing an
imaginary friend who becomes real but
still can't be seen yeah yeah it's was
like it's pretty close to the the vest
I they kind of took the role of John
Cena and put him in a different name
Ricky Stan Nikki exactly and not Ryan
stacky exactly he's we don't have to put
him in the line of fire here so Ryan
staki might be a good man right for all
we know but the thing is when you you
came and took that road how was it was
it you being you or you was actually
trying to paint to be someone else cuz
you already we don't know who you are we
know you're there but we know you're not
there but do we know who you
[Music]
are I didn't mean to get deep but I kind
of did it really was deep I kind of did
he did yeah so getting deep question
yeah bunny Marco prize pick scene two
take
six hello world I want to introduce you
to prize page you download this app you
can pick your favorite players from any
sports even from Call of Duty you pick
more or less and what you put in you
will receive don't forget to put funny
Marco you put up 100 you'll get a
100 what does WWE stand for uh World
Wrestling Entertainment what do EBT
stand for
EBT um I I don't know what does EBT
stand for and excuse my ignorance I'm so
uh my apologies what does EBT say eat
better today eat better
today okay I'm going to I'm going to
cross reference that M okay have you
ever bought EBT
before I've not have not have
you my mama used to sell them she got
them for us and she had she gave fed us
and then she sold the rest ladies and
gentlemen we got
him
take your time I'm I'm uh no we'll work
it out in the edit you guys are
[Music]
good crazy part is we leave the whole
thing in there I mean choices right
sometimes the power of the B when you
was wrestling who was the hardest person
you was like they overdid it sometimes
or it was like
okay like you overdoing
it I've been know to overdo it a little
bit you the one it might have been me
you got a lot of
complaints well you asked me who I
thought was the most one that overdid it
in in my opinion might be me mhm cuz I
mean somehow my face got pasted on
Malibu's Most Wanted I think it might
over done it yeah
yeah yeah I overcook the turkey a little
bit on that one that's right
yeah for me being a fan I want to ask
you what was the match that you feel
like broke you up that said okay this
this is the match that put me on the
map versus The Rock Stone Cold yeah
that's a good question mankind you uh do
do you have one that stands out uh I I
like the one where you fought uh what's
his
name uh the Hulk Hogan match I feel like
that was a big match that that you did
when you and him fought and the h the
sale okay he threw you over okay you
fell hit the table and that was like a
big thing you know sometimes when we get
involved in moments that make us feel
emotional uh we tend to to blur the
specifics you know just uh we remember
how we felt so um I'm I'm glad that you
were excited do you remember that
match uh not not in the way you do mhm
um not in the way you do mm yeah did
that match ever exist this it did not
okay I was trying to catch you in a lie
that's okay that's all right that's all
right I was I was trying to allow you
your truth yeah so now that we know he's
not a liar guys I feel more comfortable
talking to
him I you were I think you were doing
just fine before I thought you real
comfortable again power the B so right
here I got the whole block wishing they
could run with my division
but they gone fishing with no
bat
can't your boy whole
wait let me run it back sure I got the
whole block wishing they could run my
division you know who said that I did
what block are you from um my block uh
isn't necessarily a block it's just one
street so you was homeless no no I'm
from a very small town with with with
close to one street a few streets so so
we didn't really have a block because
that like it's a city block so we didn't
have a block we just had like a street
that was part of your rep it was mhm it
was so what was this block
name I think it's a blanket statement
rather than geot targeting one block cuz
if I only Geo Target like one place then
all other blocks outside of that block
don't want to run with my division but I
wanted to pass the impression that every
block wishes they could run with my
division so it's kind of a blanket
statement if you want to be honest right
now um I mean what what's my answer no
please lie to me of course of course C
can we cuss on this channel can we cuss
I don't know yes oh this is my channel
okay cool I think I already I think I
already dropped the word so I don't
know
you think I'm bullshitting you yeah
because with the block thing yeah like
if I got a hold of anybody on this block
do they you would they really feel like
they was wishing to run your division or
was that cap be honest was that a lie so
I don't think it is uh it depends on
whom you ask like if you were to get a
specific block that maybe let's say had
a lot of WWE fans and you were or maybe
aspiring WWE Superstars and you were to
ask them at that time 2006 to let's say
2015 hey you want to do a little Trading
Places swap little Eddie Murphy Dan
Anroid you know $1 bet where the hell
every H Murphy come from Trading Places
oh the movie where he trades places with
Dan make a $1 I like that that's my
favorite song I ask you a question and
it's just coming off the heart uh sure
what is the song you have made love to
like you like to play what is a song
that I have to make love to yeah I like
to listen to
uh Pretty Ricky
cool cool I'm uh I'm a or no music no no
I'm a pretty big Rage Against the
Machine fan Rage Against the Machine oh
wow okay yeah
uh do you like to hide from people do I
like to hide from people yes uh I mean I
I think I've built a career out of
hiding for people becoming invisible so
whether I choose to admit it or not I
think maybe do mhm yeah do you uh it
depends on I'm at the airport some
people like to ask for pictures yeah and
I'll be like why do you want to ask for
pictures while we at the airport cuz you
got somewhere to go and I do too it's
like the weirdest place to ask also one
time I was at uh my grandma funeral
somebody asked me for a picture there
I'm like yo I'm crying he was like well
when you get through crying can I take
one and I was like
maybe okay yeah
okay I took one with
him it's it's very empathetic of you
yeah I don't know what that word mean
it's very giving of you oh yeah using
big words cuz you know I don't know what
they mean that is not true
oh why don't you like to post pictures
on your
page uh can can you be a little more
specific you don't post pictures of you
on your page so we can actually see you
what page Instagram oh yeah uh cuz I'm
you can't see me is it because you're
running from Child
Support what I'm hearing is you're
asking me if I don't post pictures of
myself on
Instagram because there's a theory that
I'm running from uh outstanding child
support payments that's what word on the
street is from the Block okay well
um although I I I I don't even
understand the origin of that story that
is that's not true okay this is the part
where we're going to put blur over his
face and it make his deep voice so we
don't know who we're talking to sure
thank you it's happening right now thank
you for the anonymity appreciate that so
they can't see you right now and also
it's going to be a deep voice yeah like
a um computerized yeah yeah it's like
when people go into a confession room
yeah okay well thanks for that I've
never been digitized a computerizing
before so thank you thank you guys
appreciate it it's not them it's my uh
it's not them no it's my partner sorry
sorry uh to whomever I have to than set
camera right there thank you thank you
so much this is the first time I've
experienced this whole thing so if you
ever want to have a deep sexy voice you
can say something right now into it just
to hear you say it when you look back at
it macaroni and
cheese do you know how to cook macaroni
and cheese no I don't oh wow I don't if
you had AB you would
have I think those you just I
don't you can remove the blur
now he's he removing it you guys say
still thank you it's done it's done yeah
is The Voice still deep though oh yeah
uh remove that
[Music]
too
oh you got 20 million
followers uh or whoever it is cool you
didn't even want to start an
Instagram so just because I was
apprehensive to start something does
another big work just because I didn't
want to start something which is right
correct doesn't mean that I can't have
passion for it now right yeah so you
have passion for it now I do right
is wrestling you get this question a lot
asked and I know it's like a most
irritating question and you just be like
why do people ask but guess what I'm
going ask is wrestling fake that is the
first time I've heard that oh question
and that uh man I got to look inward on
that one um could you be more
specific uh cuz I watched it you know
you was my favorite wrest and I used to
remember going to school I told my
teacher Miss benon I was watching
wrestling and John Cena was one of my
most favorite wrestlers so that's fake
and I was just like it's not fake cuz
it's actually happening something fake
is not actually you know like as if like
that's a fake cake cuz it's plastic but
it's pretending to be a cake but
wrestling is asically physical Touch
where you can get F you meaning You
by
you
if that makes sense I hope that don't
get tied up but in the end physically
it's it's a physical
sport so I guess we need to we need to
settle on our definition of fake so
let's let's do that to you what what is
fake I feel like fake is something as if
it's portraying to be something else
that is not H and it's like wrestling is
a
thing okay well then by that definition
wrestling is not fake because it is what
it says it is it is sports entertainment
yeah cool thank
you what's your idea of the
hood uh it is that device on the back of
a sweatshirt that you can pull over your
head to warm your ears in the back of
your
neck
okay and you can ask me would you like
that would you like me to ask you yes
sir what is your idea of the hood oh wow
didn't think you ass uh somewhere where
roaches rats uh crackheads babies baby M
baby daddies pistols guns cars that
shouldn't be there stolen cars stolen
devices and it's Allin one projects SL
Hood did I I forget the roaches too also
evts also in there okay
okay
uh so which Hood would you like to take
my hood or your
hood mine mine seems a lot less
interesting yeah
yeah I don't know which one would you
like to take the one you said okay yeah
okay maybe we can get one of those for
you uhoh Vibe
check this the vibe check part
you can look at to one of the cameras
and Just Vibe Just Vibe it whichever one
just don't look at my camera which one's
your camera I'm the one I'm looking at
that one you looking at it don't look at
that one no don't please problem said
well you shouldn't have said that can't
uh it's tough I'll I'll try this
one how you feeling doing a VI I can't
stop looking at your camera I know son
of a you
oh man thank you guys for watching Bob
check and we're back how did you feel
after that Bob check how do you feel man
it was uh focused yeah was I was focused
yeah and you how was the Vib I feel sexy
you know you look great yeah thank you
that goes for you look sexy yeah too bad
I'm not your type uh I if I was ask you
if I was ask you a question
mhm
what is the difference
from being in entertainment wrestling
and versus shooting
movies H that's a good question Marco
that is a great question I was talking
to
me okay I was I was also talking to you
we were talking to you yeah we agreed me
me you me you I am me you you I was also
talk I was talking to you yeah yeah yeah
yeah I think one is live as it happens
and the other one is a little bit more
patient
mide from that they're kind of the same
thing mhm what is the longest movie Set
you've been on like from all the
projects you sh was like wo this is
really good six 6 and A2 months woo
that's long what's the longest interview
you've been on I just want to know how
much time you have lived uh W that's a
good question the long ones I've been on
was
with uh what's his name you familiar
with him
[Music]
uh
it's taking a little nap so I can make
this the longest one okay thank you you
got how much time you think you need
well than that yeah oh you just rued it
sorry about that I'm
sorry well welcome back I want to show
you something and this is the album
cover this is my sister album cover and
if you can mind reading the album it'll
be fine okay let's uh
do you want me to read the album cover
the album uh the album is from an artist
named Kia and the title is my neck my
back and in parenthesis lick it with a
parental advisory in the lower right
hand
corner you want it back yeah okay cool
man so Des that's have you heard of it
nope never heard the song before never
heard
cuz it's something that happened in
wrestling you know your neck and your
back when you used to F you people guess
what you used to hurt neck and back
probably yeah so that song was written
about uh my wrestling moves yeah and I
actually feel like this will be a great
feature with you being on it
okay again this is somehow my face has
gotten on here uh Kia my neck my back
the Dennis 7 remix
um well you know what I
say okay cool try anything a few times
right yeah
yeah we can't say here that it won't it
won't work because we don't know are you
done rapping I think so I think so it's
a it's a skill I've not used in a long
time yeah you made one song in went
platinum uh correct mhm
correct
yes what is on your mind as we
speak um you are quite an interesting
interviewer am I doing good I think
you're doing spectacular yeah I did
Kevin Hart and he was like is this
real I can see why he would say that
what you mean um I thought you was
having fun I didn't say I wasn't having
fun I said you're a very interesting
interviewer mhm but I could see why
Kevin Hart might say is this real
question mark M I was born in 1993 mhm I
went to high school at 2005 and I
graduated 202 what 20 2019 2019 and I
got out of college in 200 what's that
like two what 6 months ago in a uh I got
a scholarship to go to college
congratulations on that yeah and what
they gave me what I think that was I
turned down the offer I think it was
like they was trying to just give me
like 40,000 so cuz I was going to be a
dentist but I was like that's not that's
not what I want to do okay what did you
choose to do uh this so I'm a journal
I'm a journalist I'm a journalist
understand so I do research on people
like you and I get to sit down with them
yeah so and the things that I did look
up about you that you okay I know one
thing you was you you choose to be
homeless you stayed in your car mhm you
didn't have to but you dided to put more
pressure on yourself yeah
and you worked at 7eleven you got
fired okay I mean again how you felt not
reallys yeah yeah what you saying what
you saying that I'm lying or what uh
again let's get let's get to the jewy
middle let's let's get the 7-Eleven part
you got fired and then as you really
didn't want to be a wrestler he did not
really want to be a wrestler but he end
up you know getting a taste of it and he
was like oh this is not bad this
something that I never knew I'd be into
it cuz you used to fish part time you
used to fish part time and get paid and
you used to bring the fish to a store
and somebody used to buy the fish from
your old lady named uh I it's hard to
say her name you said that too which
which I don't know starter W and the
fish that you used to bring she used to
buy the fish from you and you really got
out of that feeli and when you got into
wrestling you started off making $500 on
your first match
and then you signed your first contract
for $1,000 and it kept going up from
$1,000 to, 1500 2,000 and that's when
you end up getting a big old deal you
know and then from wrestling you know
expanded your brand and this is your
first movie right here that we're
promoting
today and I did all my research I've
been standing up for like two weeks
straight getting all this together I
appreciate that I feel like I know you
and you know what I feel like we're
we're bonding with after after every
statement you make you
you we got the the path right and if you
feel like I say any lies in that just
blink so the whole interview cannot
blink cuz they going to think I'm
lying yeah I'm gonna try I can't do it
wow so wow trying to hold out for you
bud tried so I'm a liar the best I could
yeah I just think you uh you got maybe
caught up in some of the details it's
fair
happens
happens favorite part of the movie that
you feel like this is fun shooting I got
I got to piss
myself
huh I got to piss myself that was my
favorite
part I got to wear gray sweatpants and
just let loose and just pee myself that
was my favorite part
so I all right so I want you to say I
got the piss like I pissed myself if you
just say that one two three yeah sure my
favorite part of Ricky no no don't don't
say the favorite part just say I piss
myself this one two three one two three
yeah and then say I piss myself but I
don't know because I want to make sure
that I'm answering your question no no
no if you could just say that for me
that's it just say I pissed myself well
you know technically if you watch you'll
understand no no no can you just say I
piss myself all right look just say with
me hey guys oh that's funny Marco I
pissed
myself y I am good for two or three of
those a
year I would need a little bit more time
to think that one through we can we can
we can come back to it okay so what is
your favorite movie part again favorite
part in this movie yeah oh it's
definitely the end no no what' you say
before that I don't know no about I
pissed myself you did no you said that
in the movie that's what you did what
happened no you pissed
okay but you said you pissed on yourself
when okay what I was trying to do is
just catch that bik and I was going to
edit it where you just say you pissed
yourself oh trying so you want like like
a like a meme thing like I pissed
myself but don't don't look into the
camera okay so like here is this yeah
look at me I pissed myself oh wow right
here no a long time ago when you was
wrestling when that was it maybe maybe a
year
ago good that was good oh who's your
most famous P contact in your phone o uh
I would I would have to have my phone to
examine that I don't where is it at it's
not here oh
wow so if you take a
guess my mom
uhuh uh Ty my wife okay and what about
someone famous that we will know that's
no huh not a person oh yeah you have
nobody
number I'm I have a few my brother my
other brother mhm my other brother
favorite comedian my other brother I
have his number my dad favorite
comedian Kevin Hart okay I'm going ask
you again favorite comedian uh Ry
Dangerfield oh man favorite
comedian comedian yeah
oo it's good Amy Schumer's great
okay ask me my favorite
wrestler who is your favorite wrestler
well my favorite wrestler that let me
down that quit wrestling is John
Cena man
thanks now who's your favorite
comedian George Carlin was great I have
I have I have dis that you don't know
let me see called I have disbelief that
you don't know my
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name yeah I'm talking to John Cena right
now
hey how you doing man yeah yeah it's
John Cena it's crazy
right yeah you know what do you do what
do you do for a living uh I do teach for
a living and what did I used to
do what you used to do yeah do te told
you I didn't say you were a liar okay
you blinked okay I'm going to call you
right back
Dr if you don't think I'm you put some
tough constraints on me
there I used to do tee long time BR did
you enjoy it no I quit cool all right
yeah just favorite
comedian it's tough uh lot of good ones
out there they out here more of a more
of a i my windows the 80s Richard prior
what the upcoming
comedian uh Andrew santinos in the movie
that it's un fired me followers in the
movie yeah there's a lot of great people
in the movie yeah yeah those guys they
Tickle My Funny Bones from time you know
yeah my favorite comedian yeah upcoming
comedian that you haven't shot a movie
with that you should shoot a movie
with I don't know Shane what's that
Shane Shane Gillis that guy yeah I've
always wanted to work with Bill bur yeah
who else you want to work with that'll
that'll round out that list right yeah
but you never know I mean right can
change I mean anybody else nothing that
I can think of
honestly oh
question when people say why was it
why when people say uh when people
say why me do you feel like they selfish
because they probably saying sh happened
to somebody else
H that's not the perspective I get from
that I don't get the people are selfish
so if my food dropped right now and me
and you in the room and I say why me and
you're the only one with food who else
could I be talking
about um the the entire
universe me and you in a room with
plates my plate for and I say why me yes
and I look you dead in your face who
could I be talking about so there may be
a lot more context that may not just be
about the food you can't be me
right now if me and you in the just me
and you eating lunch sure oh let's make
this better me and you are in prison my
food
drops and I look at you and say why
me anybody but me
yeah I wouldn't think you're selfish
like I said there's a lot of layers to
that you may not even be talking
specifically about the food that might
just be another bad thing that's
happened maybe you're wrongfully accused
wrong incarcerated maybe feel like the
world's against you for some reason you
know so it might be it might be that
final event that you're like ah why me
why does all the bad stuff happen to
me so it's cool man I I see where you're
coming from I just look at him through a
different lens that's fine right just a
I no whistling on the Channel please you
got it your rules your show yeah I try
to do I try to stop a lot of for
the kids yeah and whistling is one
please don't whistle you got it
man kids that watch this CH
you're right I didn't uh I didn't SM one
thing they should not look up to is
whistling somebody whist that is
it is
yeah so
I'm going to watch the movie cool and
I'm going on a date okay which girl
should I take with me I got two of them
okay one of them got kids okay one of
them got a boyfriend but they're not
together
okay they're breaking up okay which one
should I take got to take the one
without kids just cuz we're hardcore art
yeah and uh there's a lot more than
whistling in there yeah catch him a
drift I piss my the boyfriend she
breaking up with can f i piss myself
right now no in the movie I'm going to
take the uh I'm going to take that part
out I know I just saying that it happens
it's it happens in the movie you don't
want your kids seeing that so or your
girl's kids seeing that
yeah when you put on the other end do
you swipe up or swipe down up and
down but where do you start up or down
depends
okay and what deodorant do you use a
combination it depends on the day
wow is it a brand that you use
specifically uh honestly it depends on
the occasion something like today would
be like a more clinical strength because
I'm in a three piece in Miami and you're
going to sweat so as long as I can take
the sweat out of here keep it in here it
looks like I piss
myself you up swipe or down swipe I like
to do side by side side by side and go
up it's Unique and then go a certain
brand well degree because I don't got
one doesn't seem like you need one
you're doing all right yeah are you sure
it's a piece of paper yeah yeah I've
been I like one thing about me I don't
need a degree uh
so hold on let me read this if you if
you had to
pick one hold on if you had to pick one
and let one go oh my
God I would say they can't spell but I
wrote this if you had to
pick if you had to pick one and keep one
what would you keep and what would you
let one of it
keep on you what do you think okay so
what I'm hearing is if if I had a choice
to pick one and keep one which one would
I keep would I
pick probably that one oh that was a
good answer I wouldn't have say I
wouldn't have thought you said that yeah
that's the one mhm do you got what type
of haircuts do you get type of haircuts
do I get yeah not much lately I mean
there's not much up there mhm yeah just
kind of like hey tell me when it's time
to MH mhm yeah we're
get would you consider that you do have
a hairline or no I mean I think every
everyone does MH so yeah I think mine's
mine's fighting back m m too yeah would
you ever go
bald yeah yeah the rock going say you
took his style I would be at peace with
that I'm okay with that it's a nice
style he wears it very well yeah
yeah
yeah I enjoy sitting down talking to you
I feel like I learned so much about you
and you already did your research I feel
like you came in fully armed with the
facts mhm and fact that you pissed
yourself on the interview yeah yeah not
in the interview maybe I mean who knows
I can't feel anything down there anyway
cuz it's crazy I can't even see who I'm
talking to I know and so many people are
going to be like he just interviewed a
chair right right really him yeah and
I'm just listening to the voice and then
you got the the whole digitized thing
and the the deep voice thing that's
going to be pretty cool and it comes
together what's your favorite interview
you done you know this one's not
it but I'm heing this is the this is the
most recent one I've done so that I mean
points it's not the worst it's not the
worst
yeah you used to be my favorite wrestler
too I understand you know what you are
now probably a big number to no you're
not you're not my favorite wrestler no
more it's Undertaker he's good yeah he
is GL a legacy that he's better than
John Cena a lot of people would say that
yep me including me you're included you
you just joined that camp Y strong
argument there Brock Lesnar too Brock is
man he's a speci I had a lot of
shorts I bought a lot of blue shorts and
headbands because of
who John Cena that's a that's a pretty
big spend on somebody who's not your
favorite wrestler yeah now it just
happen at this moment happen at this
moment
yeah I
understand well yeah used to be the
neighborhood
hero we discussed that neighborhood yeah
yeah but you're not the neighborhood
here on no more I understand well it's
you know either either die a hero or
stay around long enough to be a villain
right he was the first rapper that did
one song and
quit um I don't know if I'm the first oh
no definitely are okay cool Tupac got a
lot of songs he
does he
does do you name one Tupac song no wow
Dear Mama I'mma ask you over can you
name one Tupac home I can't Dear Mama
can you name one Tupac home nothing
comes to mind oh my God we so many hits
but nothing's coming to mind I know dear
Mama is one of them is one of one Brenda
has a baby all right I'm ask you over
she does yeah no that's oh God that's
one of his songs who songs Tupac Tupac
yes right on all right so oh man the
fact that Tupac is your favorite rapper
could you just name two of his songs I
so many hits I just can't think of any
TI Dear Mama and Brenda has a baby oh
man the fact that TX is your favorite
rapper just name one of his songs I mean
I I just can't think of
any what is this a same song in
California
Love does that work yeah that does
cool what's the artist you listen to
when you get in the
car I don't necessarily listen to music
in the car just
thoughts did you stop listening to J
R I did I did cuz cuz that again I don't
really listen to music in the car so I
did that's good was there anything you
want to tell your fans and supporter
before we
leave uh well oh you can look at the
camera not me I'm not a I I was about to
say I thank you for the time to talk to
them no not me I you definitely lost
that I wasn't part of your favorite
comedian understand for sure up coming
you you don't even want to do a movie
with me I understand we've severed our
connection uh and I'm uh that's
unfortunate okay do you mind looking at
the camera or you're looking at but I
wanted to thank you for your time oh I
thank you for your time because even
though we don't have a connection
anymore yeah it doesn't you're still
willing to do the interview same to you
because you got a lot of things to be
doing grateful for that you got a lot of
comedians to hang out with I'm not one
of them so if you don't mind telling
your fans something about you and just
let them know how you feeling and you
can look at the camera that's your
camera look look at this one uh oh sh
look at this one no that's my camera
that's the wi shot that's your shot
right there this one uh okay that one's
right there this one down the barrel
just do what you want do it it's your
world do what I do what I want
yeah oh okay yeah so the fact that he
done what he want uh I'm here and I want
you guys to go check out the movie it's
definitely going to be number
one
and I really felt heartbroken because I
was happy to meet him cuz
it was really it was really it was
really it was something I looked up to I
watched wrestling I watched only
Smackdown
because I only watched Smackdown because
of him and I just got smacked
down oh maybe that didn't sound right I
well he I'm not oh
God he doesn't I'm not his favorite
comedian and I think he did not even
know who I
was
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