Windows 11: Now with More Ads!

today we're teeking it to the next level

all bits are off PS you won't know what

to

expect Windows 11 might be getting start

menu ads according to Microsoft itself

us users of the newest preview build in

Windows 11's beta channel will now see

ads for apps and allegedly websites that

Microsoft thinks you might be interested

in the recommendations will naturally

appear in the recommended section of the

start menu which has normally only been

used to display recently used or opened

files folders or apps having said that

these changes may never show up in a

final version of Windows but if they do

you can apparently turn off the ads in

Windows settings if you only want your

start menu to display the apps you've

actually installed on your PC you do you

weirdo you're too good for new things

You' think Microsoft may have better

things to do than scare people away from

Windows 11 like for example making it

possible for Windows 10 users to upgrade

in the first place Microsoft just fixed

an issue that has been blocking some

windows 11 upgrades for two years

Windows 10 users with Intel smart sound

technology audio drivers installed have

been unable to upgrade since at least

November 2021 forget convincing you to

upgrade your windows 11 Microsoft can

barely manage to make upgrading possible

in the first place those poor poor

people imagine not even having the

luxury of telling Microsoft no that's

like the one thing you get PC cooling

company and giant giant robot made of

light fixtures lamptron has been giving

away counterfeit software keys with its

products this was discovered thanks to

an investigation by German overclocker

dur BAU lamptron has been giving away

license keys for Ada 64 a diagnostic and

benchmarking software after hearing from

an employee that lamptron provided keys

don't work derau decided to look at the

key he received with a lamptron st60 an

air cooler with an LCD screen on it you

can use to display data from your

motherboard sensors using you guessed it

Ada 64 on the packaging for the st60 it

says the Ada 64 key is a free version

and doesn't support updates what that

means in practice is if you try and

update this free version it becomes

marked as an illegal copy and

self-destruct and then your mom finds

out final wire limited the makers of ADA

64 told derbauer they are aware of

lamptron bundling invalid licenses with

their products in fact final wire

doesn't know if lamptron has ever

bundled licenses it's probably just some

sort of technical glitch on lon's part I

mean that's probably also why lron sight

is down an innocent perfectly legal

virus of some kind we should have never

built this robot and they just happen to

be in the Cayman Islands on other for

other reasons Tesla is having a bad time

today the company has announced a 10%

reduction in its Workforce after

apparently halting cybertruck deliveries

multiple customers were informed over

the weekend that there was an unexpected

delay regarding the preparation of their

vehicle as opposed to all those expected

delays longtime Tesla correspondent Hol

Mar's catalog tweeted that the delay was

due to an issue with the accelerator

pedal while that isn't confirmation some

cybertruck customers have reported

issues yesterday an owner posted a Tik

Tok claiming the metal cover on his

accelerator pedal slid off and got stuck

underneath part of the dash pressing and

holding the accelerator down earlier

this month another cyber truck owner

claimed they crashed into a light pole

because their vehicle didn't slow down

when they took their foot off the

accelerator didn't want them to be a

elon's favorite movie is speed so the

6600 lb pickup may not reliably slow

down at least those sweet windows are

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link below quick bits are a lot like

normal news but they're fun size people

constantly tell me Size Doesn't Matter

so I'm sure they're just as good as

average size stories Intel unveiled

their next gen CPU socket which will

gently cradle the company's upcoming

aerol Lake AKA core Ultra 200 desktop

processors when they launch later this

year Intel's current Chen chips use the

lg700 socket the new one's called LGA

1851 which means it's 151 pins better I

say that because as of now we literally

don't know why those extra pins are

there they might be used for EXT power

or pcie Lanes or as PC Gamer points out

they might not be put to use until the

processor generation after AOL Lake

arrives what we do know is that buying

motherboard with higher number feel

better than lower number that all reason

we need Adobe is working on adding

generative AI video features to its

Premier Pro video editor this year they

showed off a preview of what the

technology may look like in a YouTube

video and you can tell it's just a proof

of concept because the premere didn't

crash a single time

as if it wasn't enough for them to have

their own AI video generator Adobe is

also looking to integrate third party

tools like Pika Runway Ai and open AI

Sora with these upcoming AI tools you

won't believe how many new ways Premier

will be able to crash Society it's over

it's done now rendering Society Google

IO is coming up that means it's time for

every detail of upcoming pixel phones to

leak a Google Insider has told Android

authority that the pixel 9 series will

have emergency satellite coverage

similar to the newest iPhones meanwhile

the entire appearance of the pixel 8A

leaked thanks to the mobile carrier US

Cellular but US Cellular didn't leak any

color options because Outlet Android

headlines already did that the day

before and that was pretty much the only

mystery left since the aa's entire specs

were leaked over a week ago you know for

a company that collects as much data as

it does Google sure is terrible at

keeping secrets why does that happen did

you not not use the incognito tab and

they didn't even need Linus to help

Garner a company specializing in data

elimination has released a video

demonstrating a new tool for rapidly

dismantling decommissioned hard drives

for recycling the dismantler patent

pending this summer be there no discs

are safe the dismantler disassembles

drives using an Innovative process of

rapidly vibrating them until they simply

fall apart a process that typically

takes between 8 and 90 seconds and

requires no cool down between drives

unlike me and honestly I think that's

how a lot of us would like to go

violently jiggled into Oblivion and

harvested for parts that's my Kink

Jessica wrote that and a rebuilt version

of audio-based social media app air chat

has launched on Android and iOS despite

being currently invite only airchat is

already ranked 27th in social networking

on the Apple App Store all posts and

comments on air chat are audio posts

with an attached transcription according

to the apps creators the idea is to

humanize online communication by using

the natural voice which will help users

get along better but I'm not sure my

truder experience would be improved by

actually hearing someone telling me I

deserve to be shot because I dressed my

dxent as a hot dog they're not people

he's overheated now I want to eat it and

you'll be a hot dog if you come back on

Wednesday for more Tech news ooh I'll

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I have I've already received numerous

warnings from rally it's okay it's ask

you why he's not on camera he's already

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