Cell Phone Stereotypes
Summary
TLDRThe video script features a series of humorous and chaotic conversations between friends dealing with various everyday mishaps, including phone issues, motorcycle wrecks, and random interruptions. The dialogue includes attempts to find lost items, unexpected phone calls, and amusing misunderstandings. The characters navigate through these situations with a lighthearted and comedic approach, often resulting in entertaining and relatable moments. The script also includes a plug for SoFi, encouraging viewers to sign up and download their app. Overall, the video is a blend of comedy, everyday scenarios, and friendly banter.
Takeaways
- 🕒 Importance of Time: The script starts with a conversation about the importance of being on time, specifically mentioning a 3:00 deadline for ostriches.
- 📱 Phone Damage: A character mentions a motorcycle wreck that resulted in a cracked phone screen, but still continues to use it.
- 🎵 Music and Humor: The script includes a scene with music playing and light-hearted humor about the cracked phone screen.
- 🚢 Cruise Promotion: A humorous scenario where a character 'wins' a free cruise, indicating a possible marketing or sales pitch.
- 📞 Unsolicited Call: A character receives an unsolicited call about an extended car warranty, showing a common annoyance in modern life.
- 🎉 Celebration and Regret: There's a moment of celebration followed by regret when a phone is cracked again, highlighting the fragility of technology.
- 🤣 Comedy of Errors: The script features several comedic situations, including a character accidentally scrolling past a message and losing it forever.
- 📵 Phone on Silent: A character finds a lost phone because it's on silent, emphasizing the importance of sound settings in communication.
- 🎮 Nostalgia and Technology: A character reminisces about an old N64 Rumble Pack, showing a blend of nostalgia with modern technology.
- 💊 Product Recommendation: A character recommends hemorrhoid cream for an unexpected use, showing the script's humor and creativity.
- 📲 Group Text Dynamics: The script includes a group text scenario with changing group names and dynamics, reflecting social interactions in messaging apps.
Q & A
Why can't the ostriches be used if they aren't there by 3:00?
-The specific reason isn't given, but the urgency implies they are needed for a specific time-sensitive task or event.
What happened to the person's phone?
-The phone was cracked over the weekend.
Why should the phone not be swiped?
-Swiping the cracked phone could potentially make the damage worse or cause it to malfunction.
What happens after someone wins a free cruise?
-The conversation takes a whimsical turn, and the person imagines boarding the boat.
What service is Jennifer calling about?
-Jennifer is calling about a car's extended warranty.
Why is someone thanking their friend for recommending hemorrhoid cream?
-The hemorrhoid cream has helped the person tremendously.
What does the person find remarkable under the couch?
-The specifics aren't mentioned, but the discovery under the couch is surprising or noteworthy.
Why is it difficult to find the missing phone?
-The phone is on silent mode, making it hard to locate by sound.
What is the importance of the N64 Rumble Pack?
-It is mentioned in passing, possibly as a nostalgic reference to the same vibration patterns.
Why is someone organizing their underwear?
-It's not explicitly explained, but it seems to be a casual or mundane task mentioned in the conversation.
Outlines
📱 Misadventures with a Cracked Phone
The first paragraph revolves around a series of humorous and chaotic events involving a cracked phone. It starts with a conversation about ostriches and a broken phone, followed by a series of mishaps, including accidentally swiping a cracked screen, a prank call about a free cruise, and a comical interaction with a telemarketer. The narrative continues with a mishap involving a lost phone and a humorous encounter with a vibrating N64 Rumble Pack. The paragraph concludes with a series of absurd situations, including a recommendation for hemorrhoid cream, an awkward phone call overhearing, and a dramatic 'citizen's arrest' scenario.
🎶 Concert Experiences and Group Dynamics
The second paragraph presents a lively and varied collection of social interactions and situations. It begins with a Facebook post about a concert experience and quickly moves to a discussion about financial markets and a humorous lunch bet. The narrative includes a playful banter about phone upgrades, a SoFi app advertisement, and a series of phone-related gags, such as accidentally calling relatives and dealing with group chat dynamics. The paragraph also touches on nostalgia with a mention of a past relationship and ends with a dramatic incident at a family-owned fireworks stand, highlighting the tension between the characters.
🏌️♂️ Golfing, Music, and Tech Upgrades
The third paragraph focuses on leisure activities, technology, and family anecdotes. It opens with a golfing scenario and a suggestion to upgrade a phone, which leads to a playful debate about the necessity of newer technology. The paragraph includes a series of tech-related jokes, a mention of a hobby involving soap carving, and a discussion about privacy and surveillance. It also features a story about a penguin auction and a tornado aftermath interview, adding a layer of absurdity and humor. The paragraph concludes with a sponsored message for SoFi, encouraging viewers to invest and compare portfolios, and ends with a casual sign-off and a playful accusation of cheating.
Mindmap
Keywords
💡Ostriches
💡Motorcycle wreck
💡Phone
💡Cruise
💡Extended warranty
💡Paintball
💡Soap carving
💡Fireworks
💡Credit card
💡SoFi
💡Group chat
Highlights
The importance of punctuality for ostriches' availability.
The aftermath of a motorcycle wreck and its impact on daily life.
A humorous take on a cracked phone and its continued use.
Unexpected consequences of a phone mishap leading to a free cruise.
A light-hearted conversation about extending a car's warranty.
A chaotic situation involving a phone call and a humorous misunderstanding.
The discovery of a lost phone and the relief of finding it.
A creative use of an N64 Rumble Pack as a phone.
A funny anecdote about a recommendation for hemorrhoid cream.
A quirky situation involving warts and an unusual remedy.
An awkward phone call overheard by an unintended recipient.
A comedic misunderstanding involving a bathroom and a phone call.
A humorous fishing story and an unexpected phone call.
A playful banter about organizing undies and a phone's battery life.
A series of phone calls and the frustration of being called repeatedly.
A humorous encounter with illegal dumping and a citizen's arrest.
A light-hearted search for the best coffee shop with a sponsored hashtag.
A playful invitation to a paintball event and a nostalgic reminiscence.
A comedic conversation about a concert experience and its noisy aftermath.
A humorous situation involving market timing and food contributions.
A satirical speech for an elementary school graduation with financial advice.
A playful moment of confusion over phone notifications and song identification.
A light-hearted debate over phone color preferences and group dynamics.
A humorous phone call mix-up and a family invitation to Georgia.
A phone conversation about fireworks, a family business, and a heated dispute.
A comedic situation involving koala arrival times and workplace mishaps.
A humorous critique of a drive's appearance and a recommendation for lessons.
A playful banter about phone upgrades and the nostalgia for older models.
A funny situation where a phone is mistaken for a music player.
A humorous moment involving a credit card number and an interrupted conversation.
A light-hearted introduction to a new hobby of soap carving and a plea for privacy.
A promotional message for SoFi and its social investing features.
Transcripts
If the ostriches can't be here by 3:00, we can't use them.
Ok bye.
Dude, what happened to you?
Motorcycle wreck?
Oh, oh, cracked my phone over the weekend.
Oh.
Yeah, still got to use it though.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
It's really not as bad as it looks.
You can still hold it.
You can touch it.
But definitely don't swipe it.
Eight's the seven, the six is the five.
Every other button's the same.
Congratulations.
You've just won a free cruise.
Well, gee whiz.
Let's board the boat.
Hi, I'm Jennifer calling about your car's extended warranty.
Well, good golly.
Let's extend it.
No.
I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry, man.
I'm so sorry.
I'm just gonna do it, OK?
Yeah!
[CHEERING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Whoo.
Whoa.
No.
Oh, no.
Oh what are the chances?
Oh, please tell me it didn't crack the front?
No.
I like funny things.
Oh, sorry man.
You had to be here.
I am here.
I already scrolled it.
It's into the abyss now.
You can't just go back.
Gone forever, dude.
I cannot believe that just-- no way.
What was it?
Huh, oh dude.
Sorry.
I don't even know where I put it.
Can you call it please?
We're calling it.
Don't all call it at once.
Ty look underneath.
Are we good?
It's not under there, but it is remarkable what is under there.
Oh, it's on silent.
Guys, going to take your shoes off you're
going to feel the vibration.
Oh, I found it.
Yes.
Bang.
Ah, N64 Rumble Pack.
It has the same vibration patterns though.
I'll meet you in the car dude.
We only gave it an hour.
[TEXTING SOUNDS]
Dude.
What?
Oh man, I cannot thank you enough for recommending that
hemorrhoid cream.
Has helped out tremendously.
My sister has 15 warts on her hand.
We're trying to figure out how to get rid of those.
Floor two, please.
Dude, another crazy thing I found out--
are you listening to my phone call right now?
You know that's illegal.
Dang it.
Hey, man.
What's up?
Hey.
Wait, are you in the bathroom right now?
What?
Yeah, no.
Definitely not.
That'd be--
Hey is that water running?
Yeah.
Left the office early to go fish.
Can you send me a picture of the fish?
No.
No.
No.
FaceTime?
Hey, big dog.
What's good, good looking?
What do you need?
Oh, I just wanted to see your face.
I'm organizing my undies.
My phone is at 1%.
If I lose you any time--
oh.
Hey, don't you do that brother.
Don't you-- hey, real quick.
Got to let the dog out.
Don't move a muscle.
Be right back.
You called me by the way.
Dude this is like his fifth time calling today.
Are you underwater?
That's actually kind of impressive.
I know you can't hear me, but never call me again.
Oh bag of diapers.
4:54 on a Saturday the 13th.
I have some illegal dumping activity happening right now.
Hey.
These gentlemen are tresspassing!
Whoa!
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
And we're live.
I am not dumping sir.
I was filming them.
This is a citizens arrest.
This is a citizens arrest.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
Looking for the best coffee shop, boom.
Right there.
Hashtag, sponsored.
Not really.
I'm not sponsored yet.
But put on a show and don't even try to [INAUDIBLE]..
They love me.
They all love me.
Yo, Gar.
You good if I add you to that paintball group text?
I appreciate the invite, man.
I think I'll pass.
It's the paintball boys.
Seventh grade, your birthday party, we had so much fun.
That was like 20 years ago.
I got you added.
You're in.
See you Saturday.
Sparky!!
People on Facebook, check it out.
This is amazing.
Hey, hey, hey.
Calvin.
Calvin.
Check out this concert I was at last year, dude.
I paid top dollar for these seats.
Look at this.
That sounds like a broken washing machine, dude.
Seven minutes left baby.
Let's make something happen.
No.
No, market doesn't close for another two hours.
East coast, got plenty of time.
Stay patient.
You bring food?
Yeah, I brought dip.
I bought the dip too.
I just bought the dip.
Which one did you get?
He brought chips and dip.
Oh got it.
Oh, it's going down still.
It's still going down.
Oh it goes up.
It goes up.
Yes.
Lunch on me.
Time is money right now.
OK?
If I got invited to an elementary school graduation,
I would walk up on that stage and I would say,
ETFs, stocks, crypto, all in one place.
SoFi app.
Mic drop.
And I would walk off the stage.
And that is the best piece of advice I could give them.
Please, respect the game.
Yeah.
No.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
I'm number one for the team.
I'm number one for the team.
We're in a conference.
Yes, that's your phone.
What song is that?
One for the team.
No, I don't have your phone.
It's your phone.
It's right there.
It was in your front pocket.
This little knob right here, silent mode.
Let's live life that way, huh?
Green bubbles?
Who's got the Android?
Jonah.
I tried giving you an iPhone and you still refused.
Another vote for Jonah.
Green is my least favorite color.
Jonah.
One more vote and you will be removed from the group thread.
Jonah.
We're back to blue bubbles boys.
Who wants to rename the group?
Spider-man 3.
10 minutes.
Let's go.
I accidentally called my uncle.
Just one second.
One second.
Hey, did you mean to call?
What kind of question is that?
Of course I meant to call.
I was worried you might have accidentally called
me or something.
No, not you, Uncle Remus.
You boys got to get back down here to Georgia.
This old catfish came up and just scooped up the top water
right off the top.
You wouldn't believe out of tall the trees
have gotten since you was here last time.
I wouldn't?
No.
But I don't know if you remember that girl Katie Funchess,
that you used to date back in first grade?
Tell you what--
Ah.
Hello.
I don't have service unless I'm by the road.
Hang on.
Can you hear me?
I don't know, I can't see it now.
Well, I had to go back up there and look.
They've got a candle burning at the firework stand.
We're lighting these fireworks.
We're going to test them.
You've got to make sure they work.
We don't sell no cheap ones around here,
these are quality fireworks.
Ow, ow.
Dude!
Can I talk to a manager?
Hey, big dad.
You want to talk to him?
And I lost you.
What seems to be the problem sir?
You.
Not only will you not buy a firework
from my fireworks shop, you ain't buying one in this county
or nor this state.
You have the audacity to show up on my property
after what you've done to my family and my life?
Get out of here right now.
Nope.
Ah.
You better get out of here.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
That's mine.
Oh come on.
That's my granddaddy's firework stand!
He's had it since 1904.
Oh no.
No.
Come on.
Remember the koalas arrive at 2:00.
So-- Bean sales, through the roof.
it's really.
Can somebody please figure out whose phone that is.
Whoever's phone this is, you're fired.
Wait, guys.
Sorry.
It was actually me.
The koalas are here.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh that is the worst drive ever, so ugly and flat.
Only thing worse is Amarillo to Albuquerque.
Good shot, dude.
I would highly recommend getting lessons.
Honey, if you want to take piano seriously,
you got to get lessons.
Dude, will you please upgrade your phone?
Why?
This one works just fine.
What is that, the original iPhone?
Look how small this is.
Looks like a pager.
Is that the iPod app?
If I want to listen to the Goo Goo Dolls, I just click them.
Hold on.
It's loading.
Sir, do you mind holding that for a second?
I'm having trouble seeing it.
Could you move back a little bit?
Right about there.
That's great.
Thank you.
My son got a penguin.
I just couldn't see the word.
Oh wow.
Congratulations.
Just use my credit card.
It's three--
Whoa, whoa, whoa shh.
Dude.
They're listening.
What are you talking about?
Watch this.
Yeah, thanks for coming over, man.
I've been meaning to get into a new hobby these days.
I've been thinking about getting into soap carving.
They listen to everything.
Anyways, what was that credit card number again?
Oh, it's three six--
What's new with you?
Glad you asked.
It's my granddaughters, grandson, family on the beach.
This was a cool story.
This guy bought this one at an auction.
Brother-in-law who's Sheriff of Ellis County being interviewed
after the tornado.
You have 12 pictures of the ground?
Yeah, that's kind of the way I roll.
Three, six--
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Yo Gar point ball--
Dude, I can't do this.
We had to call in a backup.
Sometimes you need somebody to drop a phone.
And the poor man just couldn't do it.
Third person.
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What a talk!
That's cheating, it's cheating!
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